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Title: Get off my lawn!
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on May 12, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
Or I keel you.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/05/man-69-charged-south-suburban-fatal-shooting.html (http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/05/man-69-charged-south-suburban-fatal-shooting.html)


Wow, unbelievable.  :o
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: RAT900 on May 12, 2010, 08:10:53 PM
Sounds like he shrank his broke-brained universe down to a patch of sod

and was going to defend it to the death

maybe they'll give him a box of dirt to work with in the prison yard

and then let the other prisoners piss on it
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 12, 2010, 08:13:49 PM
Man mown down in turf war. Possibly with sod off shotgun.


More at 11.
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: RAT900 on May 12, 2010, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 12, 2010, 08:13:49 PM
Man mown down in turf war. Possibly with sod off shotgun.


More at 11.

you should write headlines for the NY Post
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: vwboomer on May 12, 2010, 09:30:10 PM
Well. It IS a nice piece of lawn.
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 12, 2010, 09:34:11 PM
Quote from: vwboomer on May 12, 2010, 09:30:10 PM
Well. It IS a nice piece of lawn.

Would you say it's a nice piece of grass?
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: RAT900 on May 12, 2010, 09:59:55 PM
I'd piss my initials on it
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on May 12, 2010, 11:47:51 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on May 12, 2010, 09:59:55 PM
I'd piss my initials on it

I thought the least you could do was lay a cable on it.
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: Mojo S2R on May 13, 2010, 01:43:49 AM
Lay out the hose and turn on the sprinkler.   8)
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: zooom on May 13, 2010, 02:38:30 AM
I think the dude had been sniffing fertilizer.
Title: Re: Get off my lawn!
Post by: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 02:38:35 AM
Chic chic chi chic chic, brrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrrr.