Math is hard. :P
7x13=28 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHZzObQUgE8&feature=player_embedded#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Funny Math Problems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqj5Qrxd5M0&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Same joke, now with more hillbilly:
Learning Math (Funny) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU5LoCLGMdQ&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Funny you should mention maths today, it was Bertrand Russells birthday yesterday. ;)
When I was 22ish I took a tour of Bertrand Russell's family estate (Earls of Kingston if memory serves). Apparently the lesser Dukes and Earls have had to open their homes to the masses to help defer the cost of up keep. So there I am on the tour and we are in some storage cellar that has all manner of silver tea service and crystal vases and such and the guide is blathering on and on. In walks a family servant to fetch a very finely engraved silver cake knife. As the guy walked past me I said, "Hey, can I get a piece of cake?"
He was not amused.
sac
/brutish American
//cool story, bro
abbott and costello math joke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W7XJ41JPSc#lq-hq-vhq)
Same joke in sailor outfits.
Abbot & Costello - It's Payday! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3hIMv0lklA&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
and off course there's payday.
Abbot and Costello - "Find the Submarine" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyNnlIDqfc&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
and counting starting around 3:10
"Did you ever go to school, stupid?"
"Yes sir, and I came out the same way."
Classic [laugh]
No one recognized a skinny Shemp Howard in the sailor suit? [roll]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 03:22:58 AM
No one recognized a skinny Shemp Howard in the sailor suit? [roll]
A whut?
Quote from: alfisti on May 20, 2010, 03:35:51 AM
The guy with the donuts
Yup...the one that hands the hot tray to Lou.
Shemp was Curly's replacement...or vice versa.
There was one other Stooge...Curly Joe. He sucked.