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http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showthread.php?t=89168 (http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showthread.php?t=89168)   (unfortunately, it's a VS site. Sorry.)

His flickr page is full of win:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/)

Yowza.   :o

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Anyone know what the hell he's thinking?!  No one on that forum seems to know...

Looks like he's trying to get more air into the airbox. Hope the guy doesn't die but won't be surprised.

That dude is a damned retard.  Yeah...the pic description is airbox modification for more power, less weight, bs continues.  This definitely rivals NOS in tha tank yo!

Holy sheepshaggers!  I didn't even notice he was cutting the frame until I read the thread. 


Oh my.

FTW.

I'm going to remove the brakes from my bike as I'm convinced they're slowing me down.

the guy is definitely out of his mind
http://www.bikepics.com/members/shervin/ (http://www.bikepics.com/members/shervin/)
Lets see he wants to invent a car that runs on gravity but can't spell vehicle.
The force is strong in this one.

Awesome

Mod

You should really see his flickr page guys. He looks like a guy who needs affirmation from eveyrone so they think hes cool...cause hes got pics of his hand...his watch on his wrist.... a make the beast with two backsing paperclip.... someone should SAVE ALL THESE PHOTOS FOR THE PRESERVATION OF LAUGHTER!


And no wonder hes retarded hes from the wrong coast. Damn Californians!

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this is how you put a grip on guys. Whoevers using compressed air is stupid.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2679/4347828155_e17bc0086b.jpg)

you also dont need to catch the fluid when you bleeding adjustments.
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Looks like he has experience making square holes
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this is a pic of him. its pretty embarassing and well ill save your eyes form having to repeatd look at it and not hotlink it
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4265864618_8111dec319.jpg (http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4265864618_8111dec319.jpg)


Also while browsing, i was going to say, it would be so funny if he...and then i found the pic...

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yes he spray painted teh make the beast with two backsing calipers and rotors

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home made exahust. yes thats steel duct tubing.
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If you want to know how you can recycle, you obviously use the smallest cup you can find it transfer the oil
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have a guess what this is..
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Its a GP exahust! you could of atleast gotten some galvanized steel to keep it from rusting so badly!
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Light weight license plate
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Maybe the pic is all messed up but...are those slotted screws on his boots?
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Another Exahust can made with ducting
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Is he using grease to put on grips? bwahahaha!!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

That team of Japanese engineers probably left couple extra pounds in the frame of unneeded material because the marketing race of dry weight is so unimportant and ignored [bang]


moron


mitt

Paint the whole brake disc...why not?!  ;D
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 [clap]

This guy rocks and you guys are soooo jealous!   [cheeky]



Seriously...this is awesome. I haven't gone to the link yet because I have a feeling I will have to set aside some time for that.

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THis is how you should solder LEDs for all you home modders out there.

there are engieners and architects rolling in their grave right because of htis guys trace lines.
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He used the left over ducting from his GP exhaust,  to make a camera mount.

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/4522890826/# (http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/4522890826/#)
read his comment.

i mean, ive done some questionable things out of desperation. My tailight is bolted on by 2 pieces of 18gauge steel sheet used as a bracket. but nothing i do is because i think its better then what i can buy....


I hope this is all a joke. i really do. He may have cemented himself as the biggest DIY dumbass of all time.


"There is a big different between a master and a begginer. A begginer does not finish the job as good as a professional with the excuse of not having the right tool, time, or space. A master finishes his job regardless. I am going to give you some tips that each of them worth more than a $million. These tips that i am sharing with you super easy got by myself over the year by experience and working on differenet projects. Some of them even caused damages to be gained so don't pass so fast. Becasue even if you get hire in a mechanic shop today, your master is not going to share these secrets with you in the first day so appriciate them."

"Since i am a Racer, I always appriciate if my vehicle can keep up with me. Well, i want immidiate respond from my throttle when i just rotate my throttle grip. For that purpose, i put some oil on and inside the cover of the throttle cable. The oil that i used was steering oil; Do you know what is that mean?!!! It means as you rotate the throttle grip back and forth more and more, the throttle cable movement gets smoother and smoother so if you start riding with my bike, the throttle acts normal smooth but if you started to push the gas back and forth, the throttle becomes even smoother. It is like the bike is telling you as more you play with it, it gets wilder. This turns me on so much!!

Note; you don't have to add oil on the throttle cable or inside its cover but i recommend you to do it. It might makes your hands oily but you will be proud and glad when you ride your bike! "

Forget about cable lube, just use oil

http://www.youtube.com/user/shervinrrr (http://www.youtube.com/user/shervinrrr)

why you hating on spray painting the rotors and calipers?

he is making the bike "dark".  duh. [clap] [clap]

but that is some hilarious stuff there... i like how the entire rotor is spray painted along with the entire caliper including the brake pads being spray painted while still in the calipers.

Some of the stuff I read and thought that it has to be a joke...who is that stupid. But then, he is actually doing this stuff to what was a perfectly good ZX-10R. If he's just trying to be funny, it's an expensive joke!  :o

Maybe hes got money to pull this off. This is a new low on the internet. The NOS guy, was dumb. And i think that was a joke. But forgivable if your IQ hovers around 50.

This is along the lines of having a make the beast with two backsed up sense of how the world works.

Check out his youtube video apparently theres a girl who is riding 2up with him. How he manages to meet a girl i dont know. She would have to be as dumb as snookie.

BTW: hes studying to be an Mechanical Engineering.

I need to stop trolling cause i need to hit the books right now. :(

Heres an excerpt from his intial post on ZX-10R.net

Hi!
Welcome to my page. I am Shervin Rezaiy. I joined zx-10r.net becasue of several requests including some of the members in here. I am studying Mechanical Engineering. My goal is to make a vehicle that work with gravity. If i make it happen i will bring it in cars, trucks, motorcycles, taxies and other public transportation, even air planes, and i will make everybody in the planet happy of my invention. That is my goal since i was 15 and i am working on it ever since.
In one word, I am trying to make a better, more comfortable, more useful world. If you need any help feel free to ask. I made many of my friends just by helping them. I like my friends (so much). I don't choose my friends becasue of their gender, age, race or skin color, reagon, religion, appearance, wealthiness, or material benifits.I don't talk to you because i have a zx10r or you have one. zx10r is just a material in this world. tommorrow i might not have it. It might crash, the thief might steal it, or the police might impound it so i try to not be crazy about it. Also if you have a smaller bike or if you don't even have a bike, don't think that i am going to reject you because i am talking to you becasue what things you have, i am talking to you because what comes from your inside. If you are from this furom, i already see you as a friend. If you are from outside of this furom and you need help ask me, you usually get positive answer. I defenetly would like to help people regardless. I love all humen and all other objects in this existing world. If you are on wheel chair or your body is very damage i still care about you and i respect you. As long as you are alive you are a human and you can make changes. If you are a Mathematician, engineer, astronomist, any kind of science knowledable, any kind of an artist that can do something useful, i would like to hear from you. If you are willing to share your talent or you knowledge with me, probely we will become best friends for ever. Therefore, if you know something that not everybody knows email me. There is thousands of different subjects that i have questions about and i don't find answers for them. If you need anything i would be happy if i can help you.
If you prefer contacting by email my email is: ShervinRRR@yahoo.com

I belive together -different people from different race and background and/or different reagon in the world who were born in different months- we can create a new worlds for living which will amazed ourselves and everybody else (i mentioned different background and in born in different months becasue i belive our brain acts very diffenetly from eachother in those case). The earth is going to finish not very long and the sources of life and Enegy are getting dry. Our Electric Energy -comapare to nature and the amount of our dependecy to electric energy- as today (2010) is so unsafe and unsecure. We need to put hands in each other hands and create new sources of Energy. I am trying to come up with some; if you have the same goal come to me, we do it together!

I Love you everybody! Keep Rolling!

ShervinRRR

That's the little Oompa Loompa looking chick from that horrible MTV show, right?  If so, unpossible.  That chick just might be the stupidest person on the face of the make the beast with two backsing planet.  Well, along with her "costars" anyway.

that entire forum is pretty crazy. littered with posts resembling this

"He meant he can recognize that obaminition attached to your bike.."

or

"let you skin get a little thicker and role with the punches"

This is amazing

 [bow_down]

you guys have to see this gif from a guys sig too

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152066-1/Motorcycle_car.gif?)

he is lucky he is riding cross up, would of taken his head off.

I noticed that gif too. Lucky guy

What an entertaining thread. I needed a good laugh!

I will borrow the only appropriate term for my reaction from our English bretheren...

GOBSMACKED!!!

Wow.  Just wow.

I've just been enlighten to who the Nos and yught ugg people are.


Dear god
 [bang]

link?
i must have missed that one

  The Gene Pool needs a lot of Chlorine, I wonder how many friends he's taught, a whole colony of stupid!!

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After seeing his flickr page, all I can say is - this guy has a very active mind with a lot of ideas.  May not be good ideas but just a lot of them.  He needs a mentor to redirect all this creative energy to some thing good.  He might have a nack for customizing bikes/cars/anything.

Homeboy crazy.. There are all sorts of gems in his flickr pages:

"If you see "Snell approved dot" on a helmet it means that it suppose to protect your head during an accident. However it doesn't mean it is the best helmet you should wear. "

"look at this angel on the back of the helmet. I don't know why Kbc made this angle at the back of helmet; i hope there is a sientific reason for it and it is not just to grab some attention of some young customers to be different by having an angle on the back of the helmet. we all know that the shape of a single "water drop" is the most aerodynamic shape plus it is already proved on physics that the geometric shape which can directs the force to infinit small forces should not have any angle, so i hope kbc have an explanation about this angle right there because i bileve it should not be there to be more safe and after that to be more aerodynamic. "


Please let this be some sort of Borat-like joke..

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Nos guy-Get's good a few pages in.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570 (http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570)

Yut ughh kid video

Craigslist Stunt Police (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bakxIoeFLPc&feature=player_embedded#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Have you seen his 'about me' page on flickr?

http://www.flickr.com/people/shervinrrr/ (http://www.flickr.com/people/shervinrrr/)

or his YouTube vids?

http://www.youtube.com/user/shervinrrr#p/a/u/4/mhe979SLQjA (http://www.youtube.com/user/shervinrrr#p/a/u/4/mhe979SLQjA)

 [popcorn]

Another gem  [laugh]

There is an arrow on the tire which tell you which way should tire rotates for highest performance, more traction to the ground for positive and negative accelaration, and passing the turns. Also rotation in the arrow direction is less resistance against the air! Therefore, if you install your tire backward, your bike will be less aerodynamic so don't pass this arrow carelessly! There are alot of reasons the arrow on the tire shows one side only!! In the industerial world, there are tires that you can use it either way; In that case, the tire shows 2 sides arrows!

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Endless fun!  [laugh]

Air filter is a device to grabs the dirt, dust and any material other than air to help the engine work cleaner, stronger, and longer. A regular air filter -in the average enviroment - should change maximum every 5000miles = 8045km (3000miles= 4827km recommended). The cheapest air filter for 2005 Kawasaki ZX-10R cost $33 on June 2009 from the local bike dealership with 10% discount. I made an air filter which costs about $1 and can work up to 14000miles = 22526km .
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You're envisioning Borat?

Funny coincidence... for some reason I was picturing:

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RESPECT!


Oh, man.  Bookmarked and subscribed!

Looks like maybe more pics availible on the Kwak site, too: http://zx-10r.net/gallery/browseimages.php?do=member&imageuser=26875 (http://zx-10r.net/gallery/browseimages.php?do=member&imageuser=26875)

BTW, for those of you who were planning on working today and got sucked into all of this win . . .

You're welcome.   [evil]




P.S.  I'm surprised at how quickly everyone has lost interest in the fact that HE CUT HIS FRAME TO INSTALL A RAM AIR SYSTEM!?!?   That said, I could spend an eternity talking about all the other win on his flickr page.   :-X [laugh]

The cut up frame is just the icing on the giant cake of turd.

All ingredients of said cake must be examined and discussed.
That said what if he is not the fool we feel he is and is instead a genius that we cannot comprehend.

Holy Crap.

I'm still looking at his Flickr page. He painted brake pads (car)?  ???
And I'm reading the ZX10 forum. Wow.

His BikePics page has this gem on page 5 posted 02/11/10:

http://www.bikepics.com/members/shervin/ (http://www.bikepics.com/members/shervin/)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b330/msh441/Shervin1.jpg)

No more pics showing the bike on the street.  If he's lucky, he's screwed up the cams and valves so bad the bike no longer runs.

Most recent pic is from 05/06/10 where for some unexplicable reason he's removing vin placards from the bike.  Apparently no one told him that it will be useful to the police to have a VIN# when he files his phoney "stolen vehicle" report and makes the insurance claim on (self)totaled ZX-10.

I'm going to be watching the site, though.  If that beast gets back to running shape, I'm seriously buying life insurance on the guy.  I mean, how many Shervin Rezaiy's could there be in LA!). This is a Darwin Award winner in the making.

his flickr about me has DEFINTELY Been hacked. the english is too good. lol

 im pretty sure he crashed his bike after installing those rotors.

They have some fun emoticons over there   (http://Zx-10r.net/forum/images/smilies/suicide.gif)
>>>hmm, works in preview . . .

Apparently he gave an ultimatum over there to either clean up the bad comments on his posts or make him a moderator.
http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showthread.php?s=4ed79ba46ce3161ccc2a17732a72549b&p=1447667#post1447667 (http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showthread.php?s=4ed79ba46ce3161ccc2a17732a72549b&p=1447667#post1447667)

Someones sig quotation:
Originally Posted by ShervinRRR  
What's natural selection?!?

Fun stuff.  Now cutting his frame, doesn't that technically make it totaled?

Everyone Is Now Dumber - Billy Madison (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7w64fbqYQY&feature=player_embedded#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Spectacular! [clap]

Now this is internet history..

Youtube Profile:

Books:

I don't read books so often.

I wasted so much time on this thread, but it was well worth it. These Guys = Job Security.

I find it interesting to note he is making a ram air system for his ZX10r

Does he not realize the bike has a Ram Air system from Factory?!?!?

but it'll be double ram air and therefore twice as powerful and fuel efficient!

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Is that like double secret probation  ;)

check his proifle. apparently he painted his tank with green paste.

Googled the guy. This is what his myspace About me says:


WHAT THE make the beast with two backs?

I'm sure he gets aaaaaall the ladies.

hey man, don't knock what gets other ppl off.
make fun of him for his wording, but not that he likes things jammed in his pooper.  ;)

Well, I was more alluding to the fact that the guy posts that as his general information on a public website. But I can't say it doesn't quite weird me out.

Another good one:

"Kawasaki is the choice to feel dominant on the road and enjoy your driving skills"
 

I will have to revise my myspace account to let all the ladies know I like ass play  :D
They'll come in droves with that line.  ???

i forget that tone is lost on the interwebz.
i just think it's odd that he put the ass play part in there.

i was just joshing

What's josh got to do with any of this?

 ;) ;D

he advertises that he likes ass play too

Wasnt that their ad copy in the 60's?

Possibly, could have also been 'Kawasaki: We also make industrial transport-related equipment', as their bikes were not their main business.

no wonder hes crazy hes a make the beast with two backsing cannibal!

OMG.. He made MCN..

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/General-news/2010/May/may2710-shervin-an-internet-motorcycle-celebrity-is-born/ (http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/General-news/2010/May/may2710-shervin-an-internet-motorcycle-celebrity-is-born/)

That article is just dripping with sarcasm, too funny.  For a second I thought I recognized what residential street that was.

 [laugh] Awesome!  [thumbsup]

I thought I was an top-level idiot -but that guy has me beat.   [bow_down]

Holy christ!  That bike is still rolling!?!  Totally did not see that coming.  I figured he'd monkey somthing up in the top end, for sure!

OK, so that begs the question: Who's in on a life insurance group buy?  [thumbsup]

Really???

This has to be a joke.

No one is THAT stupid.  ???

Stupid is relative.

Meaning?

Meaning it's a matter of perspective.

Meaning something about a rocket scientist, a generator, and fried appliances...?   [evil]

 ;)

 :-*

 ;D

What a muppet

;D

We all do some incredibly stupid shit.


Some of us don't mind if it gets posted.



The rest of us, who won't be named, ask that those pictures get taken down *ahem*.



Just sayin'

Guest road test: Shervin reviews the ZX-10R
http://bit.ly/aMN9Om (http://bit.ly/aMN9Om)

  [bow_down]  "104 mph in first gear"

Umm... I don't think I asked for anything to be taken down, did I?  ???
The "eating bacon corn" pic is still up, right. ;)

Then again, I've been pretty out of it for the last few days, so who knows...   :P

I'm too lazy to read through 6 pages of this stupidity. Has he died yet?

Wasn't talking about you, cupcake  :-*

Brain dead? ;)


Or just "damaged" [roll]

That was very scientific.

sac



/this HAS to be the moto equivalent to Borat

This has to be a big ass joke. Someone obviously has a lot of time on their hands and a ZX-10 that they can "mod" to death because it doesn't/can't run anyway.

Whoever he is, it is now my goal in life to become his pupil, padawan even.
  (insert sarcasm here)
The fact that he's still alive means he MUST be amazing!!!

I have to agree... he's clearly trying to aid me in my search... taunting me even, posting pics of his alledged personal insurance agent!  The one man who could quickley and efficiently draw up that little life insurance sceme I was contemplating.

I call fraud.  Too good to be true.

Is this for real or are we being Punk'd?

Scary

I'm voting punk'd. [roll]

Punk'd or not... this is great.

I have a new idea for a line of energy drinks aimed at riders... "Exhaust Smoothies". I can see the packaging now... it'll be lime green, with duct tape...

And horrible grammar in the nutritional information.

Shervin Rezaiy.

Persian guy.

I think this is an Iranian plot to get us to think that Iranians/Persians are complete morons.

I know some Persian folks and they aren't that stupid.  Not by a longshot. 

This guy was the runt of the litter.

We may be plotting, but it's a peaceful plot :-)

Axis of Evil comedy, Maz Jobrani, Iranians vs Arabs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5QcdLf9IU&feature=youtube_gdata#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)