I have now found a new hangout:
So I go to this bar last night (3B's to be exact) for a quick bite before a game with a couple buddies. We walk in and sit at the bar to get a cold frothy beverage (of which there are many kinds). As soon as we sit down, the bartender hands everyone a slice of fresh bacon to wet our appetites while we decide what to get. Turns out, they use bacon like salt at this place.
I just thought I had to bring this up since the DMF - and it's insatiable appetite for bacon - was one of the first things I thought of.
That is all.
[bacon]
[laugh]
You need to spend as much money at that place as possible. [bacon]
They need to sponsor the DMF ;D
Quote from: TJR178 on May 23, 2010, 06:17:12 AM
I have now found a new hangout:
So I go to this bar last night (3B's to be exact) for a quick bite before a game with a couple buddies. We walk in and sit at the bar to get a cold frothy beverage (of which there are many kinds). As soon as we sit down, the bartender hands everyone a slice of fresh bacon to wet our appetites while we decide what to get. Turns out, they use bacon like salt at this place.
I just thought I had to bring this up since the DMF - and it's insatiable appetite for bacon - was one of the first things I thought of.
That is all.
[bacon]
Where is this "3B's" you speak of?!
MUST. MAKE. ROADTRIP!
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Yes, I have a feeling I'll be spending more money there, but not enough to put a hurtin' on mods :)
3B's is on 4th and Liberty in Erie, PA. Come on up! Or down...or over...
So I figure guys end up there after this conversation.
Hey, let's get beers.
Okay.
But let's go somewhere no woman would ever want to go.
Um . . . okay.
There's a gay bar downtown.
But we're not gay yet.
Oh. Right. How about a place that puts bacon on everything?
Is there somewhere that lets you shoot guns while drinking whiskey and eating steak?
No.
Okay, let's go to the bacon place.
Or we could um, go to, you know, the . . . uh . . . the dick sucking place.
DUDE!
Okay, the bacon place.
Quote from: SacDuc on May 24, 2010, 08:49:35 AM
So I figure guys end up there after this conversation.
Hey, let's get beers.
Okay.
But let's go somewhere no woman would ever want to go.
Um . . . okay.
There's a gay bar downtown.
But we're not gay yet.
Oh. Right. How about a place that puts bacon on everything?
Is there somewhere that lets you shoot guns while drinking whiskey and eating steak?
No.
Okay, let's go to the bacon place.
Or we could um, go to, you know, the . . . uh . . . the dick sucking place.
DUDE!
Okay, the bacon place.
[laugh]
Sac
You're getting very close to the Carolina strip-mall of my retirement dreams
Laundromat with full service/ next to a topless bar/ next to a gun store with indoor range in the basement/ next to BBQ joint
I could change the entire complexion of redneck family dynamics with the men offering to do the laundry for the family
Plink a beer can off of a fence post from a moving motorcycle on your way into the parking lot and get your choice of a free tap beer (domestic only) or a free load of laundry (detergent not included).
Now please make up a witty promotional phrase that makes use of the fact that you load a gun, drink beer to get loaded and laundry is done in loads.
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on May 24, 2010, 10:45:02 AM
Now please make up a witty promotional phrase that makes use of the fact that you load a gun, drink beer to get loaded and laundry is done in loads.
sac
No 'load' reference to go along with the topless bar in this mystical strip mall?
Or would that be too easy/crude/offensive/obvious/cause for banishment/awesome?
You could name the place "Loads of Fun"
Quote from: NoisyDante on May 24, 2010, 11:05:31 AM
No 'load' reference to go along with the topless bar in this mystical strip mall?
Or would that be too easy/crude/offensive/obvious/cause for banishment/awesome?
Because:
Chris Rock - No Sex (in the champagne room) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKqxffqCDSs#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Good point. Some fellows feel differently:
Fat Joe - Make It Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dPjONDN3ZI#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
If you're "making it rain" you probably think you're love with her and that's just dumb.
T-Pain - Im In Love With A Stripper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Rat's 5W 1-Stop Service Center
Where else can you get Wash, Women, Whisky, Weapons and Wibs :-)
Quote from: RAT900 on May 24, 2010, 11:51:42 AM
Rat's 5W 1-Stop Service Center
Where else can you get Wash, Women, Whisky, Weapons and Wibs :-)
Can I get women washed in whiskey?
sac
/how about broads bathed in bourbon?
the 5W Multi-mat fresh duds, cold suds and pulled puds, our guns are big and you'll love the pig
I'm working on the local TV ad pitch
Bacon, Boobies, and Beer?
I will have to check this place out the next time we go through Erie. [thumbsup] [bacon]
Quote from: DesmoDiva on May 24, 2010, 02:42:06 PM
I will have to check this place out the next time we go through Erie. [thumbsup] [bacon]
Yeah, let me know. Kevin, the wives, and I can meet up with you two.
Oh, and good job on ths slogans guys [clap]