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As Tyler sped down the highway, he reflected heavily upon his decision to defecate in the Chief of NASA's meringue.
This has "Honey, I think we turned down the wrong road!!!" written all over it!
"We're gonna need a bigger truck"
i told you an impreza could pull a truck...
Damn, I think Buzz Aldrin is stalking me again. [bang]
Quote from: lethe on May 28, 2010, 01:52:30 PM
Damn, I think Buzz Aldrin is stalking me again. [bang]
umm, buzz aldrin never went up in the space shuttle.
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 28, 2010, 02:01:24 PM
umm, buzz aldrin never went up in the space shuttle.
Little you know about his stalking habits.
They can't tarnish a hero by letting his dirty secrets be known. [roll]
Lisa Nowak learned much from her first ill-fated kidnapping attempt, and upgraded her arsenal for round two. No diapers this time.
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 28, 2010, 01:41:29 PM
i told you an impreza could pull a truck...
[thumbsup]
Objects appear larger than they really are.
Houston, we have a tailgater.
"Hey Bubba, it fell off again. If'n yer gonna try and steal the shuttle ya need a stronger trailer hitch"
"Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
The ticket was going to be expensive, but he would never forget the day he was pulled over by a space shuttle.
Looking into rear view mirror:
"This weed is the shit"
We were someplace around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . .' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'"
^^ [clap] ;D [thumbsup]
Don't stop here man, this is Shuttle country!
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 28, 2010, 07:40:53 AM
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Tailgating is a serious problem in this country.
or
I thought Audi's looked futuristic...
or
Due to new pedestrian safety legislation in this country, all new vehicle's sold must be able to pass OVER the head of an average American male.
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on May 28, 2010, 10:58:28 PM
We were someplace around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . .' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, HST? Teeth like Baseballs and eyes like jellied fire... ;D
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 28, 2010, 07:40:53 AM
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...And that's when he said to me,"You can be my wing-man any time." I said, "Bullshit, you can be mine."
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"oh shit..."