BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
http://rocketshields.com/ (http://rocketshields.com/)
Oh my.
It looks like a man purse. I can see a giant slinging it over there shoulder ;D
I double dog dare somebody to get one, and take it to the track.
"Everybody keeps staring."
Yeah, ya look like an idiot!
Awesome! Now you can have something to slam into when you crash [thumbsup]
It'll feel extra nice now that you don't need a full face helmet squishing your fat cheeks.
It'll be mandatory equipment in Daytona Superbikes for 2010. [laugh]
I'm wondering where the passenger sits. ???
QuoteI'm wondering where the passenger sits. Huh?
Well a passenger would be to embarrassed to ride with you so problem solved right there ;D
(http://www.gigabikes.com/forums/html/emoticons/da919.gif) (http://www.gigabikes.com/forums/html/emoticons/fc473da3.gif) [cheeky] ;D
that's gotta add aero lift....
Reminds me of these, very popular in Europe.
(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/27-France.jpg)
What
The
Hell
And the winner for gayest invention of the decade...
Hmm. Bikethong.
Thanks for the link.
This just made 2 separate WTF threads.
the scooter I can understand. a full tilt streetbike? ???
... probably needed it to keep his tinfoil hat from blowing off.
Quote from: abby normal on June 05, 2008, 06:19:22 AM
... probably needed it to keep his tinfoil hat from blowing off.
No no, he found the tinfoil was making his head sweat so he incorporated a tinfoil liner into the thing, thus he no longer needs to wear that bulky tinfoil hat.
Ohh my jeebus...
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 06, 2008, 11:06:06 PM
Ohh my jeebus...
Yes, finally you can get rid of that bulky full face helmet.
well, I am tired of hiding this pretty face. Prolly be much more acceptable after the road rash. At least people will stop hounding me and girls hitting on me.
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 07, 2008, 02:08:07 AM
well, I am tired of hiding this pretty face. Prolly be much more acceptable after the road rash. At least people will stop hounding me and girls hitting on me.
Yes, but Rameses said he would never talk to you again if you messed up your face.
or maybe he said that to the waitress in Denny's
I am so desperately disappointed that they don't have one for my bike that I just might cry.
I especially like how I won't really need a helmet once I install a bike thong!
if you pull the front brake real hard, do you think it could do a full loop-d-loop? [laugh]
cause that'd be shweet!
No windscreen wipers ;D
Bad - you cannot see [bang]
Good - no one can see you [thumbsup]
It IS pretty durn ghey, but I would be surprised to find that there is no market for it. And a sportbike seems an odd place to start.
On a serious note, I think that thing would be dangerous in any moderate crosswind.
I would not want to ride that thing through the Columbia Gorge (windsurfing capital of the world) or anywhere along (any) sea coast. I remember getting blasted across two road lanes on my ST4s riding along a beach road.
I'm sure that thing is fine in a dead calm going in a straight line, but a little whiff of wind and I'd venture to say the entertainment would really start.
Quote from: JohnnyDucati on June 08, 2008, 10:47:35 AM
On a serious note, I think that thing would be dangerous in any moderate crosswind.
Anyone else imagining the bike behaving like one of these: http://www.soderbloom.com/WegoFlyingTube.html ? :o :o
Wow.
And I thought regular windshields on a bike were gay.... :P
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on June 08, 2008, 11:59:08 AM
Anyone else imagining the bike behaving like one of these: http://www.soderbloom.com/WegoFlyingTube.html ? :o :o
It's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Rossi..... hard to port.
His excuse "What originally started as a remedy to keep the rain off of my face while commuting daily from Ensenada, Mexico to San Diego" is kind of bullshit. How many days does it actually rain in San Diego?
Other than that, I think it looks pretty slick. It has very nice lines and fits nicely with the bike. Look at it for what it is, and not "I wouldnt want that shit on my monster...." [thumbsup]
(http://rocketshields.com/images/9_fu8o.jpg)
(http://rocketshields.com/images/8.jpg)
looks like the shape of that ship from Flight of the Navigator Kind of an elongated walnut
Wouldn't it be crazy if this thing came off while he was cruising on the highway or something?
Could you imagine this thing suddenly coming off and hitting you in the face? That would be nuts!
Not possible, it has like, 6 screws holding it on! Who cares if it resembles a wing and probably creates lift...