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Title: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: Mad Duc on July 09, 2010, 06:14:42 AM

If anyone in my family were to put my ashes in a cane will would come back to haunt their ass.

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The Walking Cane Cremation Urns have fulfilled an important need.

Three Rivers, CA (PRWEB) July 6, 2010 -- In the Light Urns a memorial and cremation urn provider has released a line of memorials dedicated to US veterans. These Walking Cane Urns are made to pay tribute and represent the life of those veterans who proudly served our country.

Army, Coast Guard, Air Force and Veteran Affairs Walking Stick Memorial urns for ashes securely hold 25 cubic inches of cremains in the handle of the canes. These make the perfect keepsake gift, or even serve as an heirloom for the family. Beautifully crafted, the Walking Stick Memorial Urns are 37" long.

Susan Fraser, Executive Director of In the Light Urns, is proud to offer these unique cremation urns so that families can properly memorialize a loved one or family member who served our country. The company is continuously adding stunning new products to their large variety of urns, memorials and keepsakes.

(http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/07/03/280427/gI_0_2.jpg)

http://inthelighturns.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=59&products_id=1912 (http://inthelighturns.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=59&products_id=1912)

Cremation Urns at In the Light Urns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_4sM6gOEA#normal)
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: zooom on July 09, 2010, 06:42:14 AM
okay....I want to see a show of hands here of whom from this board would purchase and/or use this?
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: KnightofNi on July 09, 2010, 07:22:03 AM
so they took a bunch of flask canes and decided to pack dead ppl's ashes in there?
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: zooom on July 09, 2010, 07:25:11 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 09, 2010, 07:22:03 AM
so they took a bunch of flask canes and decided to pack dead ppl's ashes in there?

yup...that's what it looked like to me also...

imagine explaining that to the TSA when going through security.
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: RAT900 on July 09, 2010, 07:26:44 AM
ahhh I don't think so...kinda ghoulish...like real ghoulish

But maybe a big ol' dildo one would fill the ticket...."Remember dad eternally as the prick he was"
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: KnightofNi on July 09, 2010, 07:28:28 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 09, 2010, 07:26:44 AM
ahhh I don't think so...kinda ghoulish...like real ghoulish

But maybe a big ol' dildo one would fill the ticket...."Remember dad eternally as the prick he was"

a 4 inch diameter walking stick is just silly. lol
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: Buckethead on July 09, 2010, 07:30:14 AM
Quote from: zooom on July 09, 2010, 07:25:11 AM
imagine explaining that to the TSA when going through security.

"That's not cocaine. It's Grandpa. Honest!"
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: RAT900 on July 09, 2010, 08:08:22 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 09, 2010, 07:28:28 AM
a 4 inch diameter walking stick is just silly. lol

oh I dunno...might all depend on who you're dating I suppose  :D
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: KnightofNi on July 09, 2010, 08:56:13 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 09, 2010, 08:08:22 AM
oh I dunno...might all depend on who you're dating I suppose  :D

if she needs a 4 in wide dildo to feel something then chances are she has her own on standby anyways.
or i'm greased up to the elbows.


neither of those have anythingt o do with my creamated grandfater.
wait! maybe if they made a dildo out of gramps ashes!
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: triangleforge on July 09, 2010, 09:21:58 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 09, 2010, 07:30:14 AM
"That's not cocaine. It's Grandpa. Honest!"

Pretty much the same thing. Just ask Keith Richards.
Title: Re: Walking Cane Cremation Urns
Post by: lethe on July 09, 2010, 12:48:09 PM
I request my ashes to be added to the mix for a batch of Skittles.
Taste the rainbow? No taste my burnt crisp flesh!