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Title: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: The Architect on July 09, 2010, 08:34:39 AM


http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/sport/sportresults/MotoGP/2010/July/jul0810-capirossi-to-ducati (http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/sport/sportresults/MotoGP/2010/July/jul0810-capirossi-to-ducati)


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Spidey on July 09, 2010, 08:42:56 AM
After the last two years, I don't blame him for wanting a motorcycle that doesn't require pedaling.  


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: desmoquattro on July 09, 2010, 08:51:36 AM
Damnit, Ducati...that's not the Italian I was waiting for.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: derby on July 09, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Damnit, Ducati...that's not the Italian I was waiting for.

we know, we know...


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Spidey on July 09, 2010, 11:41:18 AM
Damnit, Ducati...that's not the Italian I was waiting for.

????

(http://bloghopenchangery.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pavarotti_0905.jpg)

(http://www.atin.org/images/zamanhatti/1910_1919/Benito_Mussolini.jpg)

(http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/staytuned/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/12/30/1229_situation_pauly-1.jpg)


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: derby on July 09, 2010, 11:45:27 AM

(http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/staytuned/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki.jpg)


she's actually chilean...


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Spidey on July 09, 2010, 11:48:54 AM
Dude, you just never stop.  Wikipedia told me she was adopted by Italian parents (yes, I checked before I posted).  Close enough.

Besides, she has boobs.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Triple J on July 09, 2010, 12:03:57 PM
Besides, she has boobs.

 [puke] [puke] [puke]


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: derby on July 09, 2010, 12:04:58 PM

Besides, she has boobs.

...that's about all she has.  ;D


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Triple J on July 09, 2010, 12:05:33 PM
Oh yeah:

Derby to the OP  ;D

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=34111.msg719859#msg719859 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=34111.msg719859#msg719859)


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Spidey on July 09, 2010, 12:09:03 PM
[puke] [puke] [puke]

75% in agreement here. (25% being above the chest with the other 50% below the chest).  But they're still boobs.  <boing, boing, boing, boing>  Besides, you want me to post pics of Pavoratti's cleavage?   ;D

Hmmmm . . . I may have stayed off-topic.  



Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Triple J on July 09, 2010, 12:22:22 PM
75% in agreement here. (25% being above the chest with the other 50% below the chest).  But they're still boobs.  <boing, boing, boing, boing>  Besides, you want me to post pics of Pavoratti's cleavage?   ;D

I can get behind that (the sentiment, not the troll girl). I'm suspicious though. I suspect she has more hair on her than my entire family has combined. Lower that top too close to her next waxing appointment (you know she has a standing account) and her cleavage may not look too different from Pavoratti's!  [puke]

...and yeah, we're a ways off topic!  [laugh]


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Spidey on July 09, 2010, 12:28:27 PM
(http://aklemai.com/albums/caturday/cat_barf.jpg)


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: superjohn on July 09, 2010, 04:34:03 PM
...that's about all she has.  ;D

I'm going to show just how old/unhip I am now. Who is she?


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: derby on July 09, 2010, 04:39:03 PM
I'm going to show just how old/unhip I am now. Who is she?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi)


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: DucHead on July 11, 2010, 01:13:21 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi)

Jeezus, is this 476 A.D?.   :-\


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: desmoquattro on July 11, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Jeezus, is this 476 A.D?.   :-\

On the Jersey Shore? Yeah. That's about right.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: MadDuck on July 12, 2010, 08:47:49 PM
I'm going to show just how old/unhip I am now. Who is she?

Don't worry about it. I didn't know either but I don't think we've missed anything.  [laugh]


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: The Architect on July 13, 2010, 09:10:54 AM
Don't worry about it. I didn't know either but I don't think we've missed anything.  [laugh]

I thought the same thing.  Then someone emailed me this. 

&amp;quot;MTV Jersey Shore&amp;quot; | Snookie Gets Punched &amp;amp; Snuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7V85lA-bI#normal)


I feel more comfortable now knowing I didn't miss anything. 


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: Cider on July 13, 2010, 04:37:14 PM
Maybe instead of Rossi, it will be 'Rossi (contraction of Capirossi) on the Ducati.  If the Rossi (as in Vale) deal is done, why are they teasing Capirossi?


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: desmoquattro on July 13, 2010, 04:51:44 PM
Maybe instead of Rossi, it will be 'Rossi (contraction of Capirossi) on the Ducati.  If the Rossi (as in Vale) deal is done, why are they teasing Capirossi?

I think the Pramac team is teasing Capi, not the factory team.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: The Architect on July 20, 2010, 10:18:49 AM
more info

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-racing-news-moto-gp/capirossi-back-to-ducati-for-2011/12805.html (http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-racing-news-moto-gp/capirossi-back-to-ducati-for-2011/12805.html)
 


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: ducpainter on July 20, 2010, 04:23:58 PM
more info

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-racing-news-moto-gp/capirossi-back-to-ducati-for-2011/12805.html (http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-racing-news-moto-gp/capirossi-back-to-ducati-for-2011/12805.html)
 

Quote
Pernat, a former Aprilia race boss, said that the only matter left to settle was the fee
.

not for nothin'....

If I was Loris and could still get a ride...

I'd pay them. ;)


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: gm2 on July 20, 2010, 07:48:24 PM
he actually aint cheap... i'm sure that's not a small issue.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: zooom on July 21, 2010, 01:04:20 AM
If I was Loris and could still get a ride...

I'd pay them. ;)


I'd agree if he hadn't just taken it in the ass from the italian tax authorities like he just did recently...


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: The Architect on July 21, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
Hey someone has to come in 9th consistently.  Might as well get paid as much as you can for it.    ;)


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: derby on July 21, 2010, 01:55:54 AM
Hey someone has to come in 9th consistently.  Might as well get paid as much as you can for it.    ;)

(unfortunately) racing isn't always about winning, it's about marketing.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: gm2 on July 21, 2010, 06:17:27 AM
I'd agree if he hadn't just taken it in the ass from the italian tax authorities like he just did recently...

that was finalized?


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: zooom on July 21, 2010, 06:39:34 AM
that was finalized?

I thought so, to the tune of 1.5 million euro's or something akin to that figure...


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: NoisyDante on July 21, 2010, 08:59:06 AM
I thought so, to the tune of 1.5 million euro's or something akin to that figure...

Better than the 35 million euros Rossi had to fork over.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: ducpainter on July 21, 2010, 02:39:30 PM
I'd agree if he hadn't just taken it in the ass from the italian tax authorities like he just did recently...
I don't have a lot of sympathy for guys that make millions riding motorcycles for a living and cry when the tax man calls.

Did he lose his villa or something?

Wife can't afford skin cream?


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: desmoquattro on July 21, 2010, 03:26:52 PM
I don't have a lot of sympathy for guys that make millions riding motorcycles for a living and cry when the tax man calls.

Did he lose his villa or something?

Wife can't afford skin cream?

Agreed. None of us like paying taxes, but it's hard to feel sorry for someone with that many zeros in the bank account.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: gm2 on July 22, 2010, 06:21:22 AM
evidently the aussie authorities are not as hip to the "i live in monaco" story as the italians


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: ducpainter on July 22, 2010, 06:39:29 AM
evidently the aussie authorities are not as hip to the "i live in monaco" story as the italians

Stoner an evader? [evil]


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: gm2 on July 22, 2010, 08:15:50 AM
Stoner an evader? [evil]

and bayliss


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: ducatiz on July 22, 2010, 08:21:03 AM
evidently the aussie authorities are not as hip to the "i live in monaco" story as the italians


Casey has lived in Italy England since he was like 13 or 1416 yo, his family moved there so he could follow a racing career -- Oz would be hard pressed to say he owes taxes given he's never lived there as an adult.

From his bio:
Quote
Casey could not legally road race in Australia until he was 16, but had decided he was ready for the challenge. So the decision was made to move to England where Casey was already of legal age to race. A big risk to take, but it paid off.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: gm2 on July 22, 2010, 08:31:14 AM
Casey has lived in Italy England since he was like 13 or 1416 yo, his family moved there so he could follow a racing career -- Oz would be hard pressed to say he owes taxes given he's never lived there as an adult.

From his bio:

i wasn't even talking about him in the first place


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: ducatiz on July 22, 2010, 08:35:26 AM
i wasn't even talking about him in the first place

??? ???

evidently the aussie authorities are not as hip to the "i live in monaco" story as the italians



Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: gm2 on July 22, 2010, 08:44:26 AM
??? ???


bayliss.


Title: Re: Capirossi back on a Ducati?
Post by: ducatiz on July 22, 2010, 08:46:06 AM
bayliss.

gotcha


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