QuoteMan charged for attack on lawnmower
By: Steve Schulz, Wadena Pioneer Journal
A Wadena man faces a first-degree burglary charge for an angry confrontation with a neighbor's unattended push lawnmower.
A homeowner and two other people observed a neighbor, later identified as Rodger Allan Nauertz, enter the man's unoccupied garage through an overhead door and damage a push lawn mower inside.
According to court documents, Nauertz was yelling at the lawnmower, throwing it around back and forth and smashing it into the concrete floor. He then left and went back to his residence, where he sat down in a lawn chair.
Police interviewed Nauertz, who allegedly told them that he has a mental condition and “sometimes he does things.†He admitted damaging the lawnmower, court documents said.
Oh yeah, there are some loonies in my hometown.
The Jerk - Oil Cans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NxLtVG9_eg#normal)
After 9/11, my neighbor in Gilbert lost his job. The mailman stuffing the mailbox too full set him off. Apparently, he couldn't get his mail out so he went home, got a crowbar and beat the h*ll out of it. Unfortunately for him, it was a community mailbox. The police arrested him and the FBI were called in to investigate it and question everyone in the neighborhood.
I read...
Man charged for attack on lawyer...
and wondered what the big deal was. ;D
Quote from: ducpainter on July 14, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
I read...
Man charged for attack on lawyer...
and wondered what the big deal was. ;D
;D
Quote from: ducpainter on July 14, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
I read...
Man charged for attack on lawyer...
and wondered what the big deal was. ;D
[laugh] [laugh] [drink]
don't make me come up there.
oh wait.
Quote from: Statler on July 14, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
don't make me come up there.
oh wait.
He might throw a sweep kick on you, but it has been a few years.
Sounds like the neighbor might have a slight case of a mental disorder or just off his rocker
Quote from: ducpainter on July 14, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
I read...
Man charged for attack on lawyer...
and wondered what the big deal was. ;D
You need to get the prescription in your lorgnette updated.
I misread the article and thought the guy got arrested for smashing his own lawn mower. I thought, "If breaking your own stuff is illegal my wife has committed a Class A Felony against our wine glasses."
sac
/is understanding of rage against law maintenance equipment
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on July 14, 2010, 02:20:32 PMNauertz was yelling at the lawnmower, throwing it around back and forth and smashing it into the concrete floor.
Entirely reasonable. Bastard mower. [clap] [drink]
Quote from: ducpainter on July 14, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
I read...
Man charged for attack on lawyer...
and wondered what the big deal was. ;D
Whereas I read.... "Man charged for attack on
lawnmower".... and wondered what the big deal was.
Perfectly understandable to me. I danced on the grave of my former uncooperative, cantankerous, fustrating effing pile of Briggs n Stratton "powered" Rover piece of shite. Damn the bastard shitpile of a thing to eternal hell. Mofo crapbastardarsehole of a device. >:( [laugh]
Quote from: ungeheuer on July 14, 2010, 09:38:31 PM
Perfectly understandable to me. I danced on the grave of my former uncooperative, cantankerous, fustrating effing pile of Briggs n Stratton "powered" Rover piece of shite. Damn the bastard shitpile of a thing to eternal hell. Mofo crapbastardarsehole of a device.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your enjoyment I present to you... Australian Tourettes. [clap] [laugh]
Dead Kennedys - A Child and His Lawnmower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frgENbP1lYY#normal)
Quote from: nllm_oo_mlln on July 15, 2010, 05:55:16 AM
Dead Kennedys - A Child and His Lawnmower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frgENbP1lYY#normal)
OMG, I completely forgot about that song... LOLOLO
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 14, 2010, 05:59:11 PM
He might throw a sweep kick on you, but it has been a few years.
nahh...he wouldn't want to displace a hip or anything....
Buck: [struggling to open the washing machine]
Do I have to talk dirty to you? Come on! Open up for daddy! I'm gonna shove a load into you! Here we go! Come on, it's nice and easy. Aaah! Come on, here we go! Ah! Take that! Take that! Come on! You don't want the crowbar, do you? Come on! OPEN UP! UUGGHH! I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not!
Quote from: The Happy Pip on July 15, 2010, 03:59:50 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, for your enjoyment I present to you... Australian Tourettes. [clap] [laugh]
Huh ??? No effing way I'm doing aerobatics >> http://www.raaf.gov.au/roulettes/ (http://www.raaf.gov.au/roulettes/) ;)
Quote from: ungeheuer on July 16, 2010, 04:30:16 AM
Huh ??? No effing way I'm doing aerobatics >> http://www.raaf.gov.au/roulettes/ (http://www.raaf.gov.au/roulettes/) ;)
I wished those guys would have come to RIAT. I saw the Thunderbirds, Red Arrows, Fritti Aerrichi (I think that's what the Italians were called) and the Swiss ADT. (Even the French "White Flags" made an appearance ;) )
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