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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Speedbag on July 15, 2010, 10:33:57 AM

Title: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: Speedbag on July 15, 2010, 10:33:57 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html)
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: Slide Panda on July 15, 2010, 10:57:05 AM
There are worse ways to go...

Seems a bit urban myth as she was so young - but she wouldn't be the first to have a heart attack like that.
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: SacDuc on July 15, 2010, 11:02:18 AM


Fine. I'll be the one to ask. What porno was she watching?


sac
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: Speedbag on July 15, 2010, 11:03:11 AM
Pretty much my first thought....
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: RAT900 on July 15, 2010, 11:06:16 AM
cuming and going at the same time....worse ways to go....up here in NY they call it "doing a Nelson"...in honor of Nelson Rockefeller..who died in the saddle
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: superjohn on July 15, 2010, 01:39:04 PM
Why do I get the imagine of the EMS showing up and hearing the muffled whine of Mr. Happy, diligently attempting to arouse the victim.
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: GAAN on July 15, 2010, 01:56:10 PM
Quote from: superjohn on July 15, 2010, 01:39:04 PM
Why do I get the imagine of the EMS showing up and hearing the muffled whine of Mr. Happy, diligently attempting to arouse the victim.

hopefully the batteries had given up by then

they frown terribly when EMS attempts to call the ME whilst laughing hysterically
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 15, 2010, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 15, 2010, 01:56:10 PM
hopefully the batteries had given up by then

they frown terribly when EMS attempts to call the ME whilst laughing hysterically

speaking from experience?
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: pennyrobber on July 15, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on July 15, 2010, 11:02:18 AM

Fine. I'll be the one to ask. What porno was she watching?


sac

All of them!
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: sno_duc on July 15, 2010, 04:28:18 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 15, 2010, 01:56:10 PM
hopefully the batteries had given up by then

they frown terribly when EMS attempts to call the ME whilst laughing hysterically

Energizer......they just keep going..... [laugh]
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: GAAN on July 15, 2010, 05:29:27 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 15, 2010, 02:14:58 PM
speaking from experience?

there may have been a call involving a running cum drill

and

a tweaker with a pistol

and

a tweakette with a trach

and

cops

and

a moderately experienced EMT havinghis life saved by 2 swat guys due to being frozen in place by sheer awe and disbelief

Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 15, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 15, 2010, 05:29:27 PM
there may have been a call involving a running cum drill

and

a tweaker with a pistol

and

a tweakette with a trach

and

cops

and

a moderately experienced EMT havinghis life saved by 2 swat guys due to being frozen in place by sheer awe and disbelief



Proceed to the "Best Story" thread...  STAT!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: DoubleEagle on July 15, 2010, 06:43:55 PM
Wonder If the EMTs gave her cunnilingus to try and revive her ?

Dolph       [evil]
Title: Re: Whirrrrrr....
Post by: Speedbag on July 16, 2010, 03:15:34 AM
Perhaps.

But something about this whole tale tells me she might be....dead in bed.  :D