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Title: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: toolfan on July 23, 2010, 04:38:35 PM
He probably changed his name.

Shifty mothermake the beast with two backser.  He'll do that to protect the guilty and keep the law at bay.

Anyways.  If he is in one nom de plume or another,
make the beast with two backs him.

It's a warm summer afternoon.  I'm enjoying a gin and tonic in the back yard. 

Almost just like the bastard taught me.  A lime may make it, but I'll shy from anything green less I reminisce about his portly ass, and those saggy leathers.
Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: JBubble on July 23, 2010, 05:01:49 PM
Quote from: toolfan on July 23, 2010, 04:38:35 PM
He probably changed his name.

Shifty mothermake the beast with two backser.  He'll do that to protect the guilty and keep the law at bay.

Anyways.  If he is in one nom de plume or another,
make the beast with two backs him.

It's a warm summer afternoon.  I'm enjoying a gin and tonic in the back yard. 

Almost just like the bastard taught me.  A lime may make it, but I'll shy from anything green less I reminisce about his portly ass, and those saggy leathers.

He goes by 13 now.

We need to have you and the wifey come up and have dinner with us soon!  [beer]
Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: GAAN on July 23, 2010, 05:08:08 PM
can you believe some poor woman let him breed with her?

I can't imagine the result that spawn will have on the world

Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: redxblack on July 23, 2010, 05:15:21 PM
he's sitting about four feet from me watching my tv. shiftless mothermake the beast with two backser.
Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: toolfan on July 23, 2010, 05:19:44 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 23, 2010, 05:08:08 PM
can you believe some poor woman let him breed with her?

I can't imagine the result that spawn will have on the world



I know, huh.  Loco.


Oh.. .wait.  Did you mean me?   ???


Quote from: redxblack on July 23, 2010, 05:15:21 PM
he's sitting about four feet from me watching my tv. shiftless mothermake the beast with two backser.

Kick him in the back of the head, or stick your thumb up his butt.

I heard he likes both.

At the same time, if you are flexible enough.
Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: krolik on July 23, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
Someone's feelin' feisty today. [evil]

Don't let the Morilla into the gin.  ;D

Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: toolfan on July 23, 2010, 05:39:16 PM
Quote from: krolik on July 23, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
Someone's feelin' feisty today. [evil]

Don't let the Morilla into the gin.  ;D

Heyo CrowLicker.  Dig the avatar. 

Pretty sure mogrilla is passed out face down in a dirt diaper somewheres, but I'll lock up this bottle just in case.
Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: Betty Rage on July 23, 2010, 06:12:13 PM
Wow, someone IS feisty. Maybe we should get the Morilla over there to calm you down. Nothing like a hairy man hug to put you in your place. We only live 3 blocks away, you know we can do it in a heartbeat...

;D
Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: Gator on July 23, 2010, 06:55:45 PM
Thats what he needs is mozilla tongue punching his fart box while he's all hoped up on gin.

What you been up to Eli?
Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: Rameses on July 23, 2010, 09:39:14 PM
Quote from: 13 on July 23, 2010, 06:55:45 PM
tongue punching his fart box



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


I just spit water all over my bar.


Title: Re: Is that Cockmaster Green Bastard still on here?
Post by: toolfan on July 24, 2010, 06:27:16 AM
Quote from: 13 on July 23, 2010, 06:55:45 PM
Thats what he needs is mozilla tongue punching his fart box while he's all hoped up on gin.

What you been up to Eli?

RUSTY TROMBOME!


Decent.  Are you a locked in ex-pat now that you have an anchor baby?