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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Raux on July 24, 2010, 02:22:13 AM

Poll
Question: Which bottle is the one for you?
Option 1: Squirrel votes: 4
Option 2: Stoat (bonus for knowing what a Stoat is) votes: 3
Option 3: Boobies (hmmm what a great option this time) votes: 17
Title: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Raux on July 24, 2010, 02:22:13 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/afp/20100723/17/3418088136-strongest-beer-served-dead-squirrels.jpg)

The strongest and most expensive beer ever created sold out within hours Friday, a Scottish brewery said, as they courted controversy by packaging the bottles inside the bodies of stuffed animals.

BrewDog, the self-described maverick brewery, presented the beer -- which contains a record 55 percent alcohol -- inside the bodies of dead squirrels and stoats.

Animal rights activists rushed to condemn the stunt.

"It's pointless and it's very negative to use dead animals when we should be celebrating live animals," Advocates for Animals policy director Libby Anderson told BBC Scotland.

"This seems to be a perverse idea."

BrewDog said the limited edition Belgian ale -- made with juniper berries and dubbed "The End of History" -- was also the costliest beer ever sold.

The squirrel bottles cost 700 pounds (1,000 dollars, 840 euros) each and the seven stoat bottles went for 500 pounds a pop.

All sold out within four hours of going on sale, BrewDog managing director James Watt told AFP.

Watt said the controversial drink was the last in a line of experimental brews, explaining: "For the final installment in the strong beer series, we wanted to create something epic, something monumental."

He said there were no plans to come up with a beer to beat this record, insisting: "We're quite happy at 55 percent."

As for the taste, Watt described "The End of History" as a "complex" beer with a multitude of flavours including honey, mint and cinnamon.

He recommended sipping the drink "much like you would a malt whiskey", served up in a spirit glass rather than a pint glass.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: badgalbetty on July 24, 2010, 04:08:52 AM
lost for words.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 04:57:49 AM
not already used, cold, and preferably not served from a dead animal's carcass
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Speedbag on July 24, 2010, 05:29:03 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 04:57:49 AM
not already used, cold, and preferably not served from a dead animal's carcass

+1

And, most importantly, it should be beer-flavored.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: superjohn on July 24, 2010, 06:46:48 AM
How many did they "sample" prior to coming up with the marketing campaign?
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 07:02:05 AM
Quote from: superjohn on July 24, 2010, 06:46:48 AM
How many did they "sample" prior to coming up with the marketing campaign?

road kill or the beverages?
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 07:32:08 AM
At least they arent using the actual carcass to house the beer.  The hide is just a cozy.  Prolly to keep the beer at "perfect room temperature".  [puke]

Bear Grylls used an emptied out Rattlesnake to store his own urine for drinking while in the desert.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: NoisyDante on July 24, 2010, 10:36:24 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 07:32:08 AM
Bear Grylls used an emptied out Rattlesnake to store his own urine for drinking while in the desert.

What's wrong with that?  ???


;)

Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 10:43:14 AM
Nuthing whatsoever in my book.  A brothers gotta do what a brothers gotta do!
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: zarn02 on July 24, 2010, 10:51:43 AM
I would like to try this.

And I would like someone else to pay.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: mstevens on July 24, 2010, 10:55:15 AM
In the case of this particular poll, I think "boobies" is, for the first time ever, absolutely the wrong choice.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: zarn02 on July 24, 2010, 11:11:21 AM
I have no doubt in my mind that there exists (hopefully fake. Really fake, not just "fake" fake.) boobies that dispense booze.

Japan, probably.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Turf on July 24, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 07:32:08 AM
Bear Grylls used an emptied out Rattlesnake to store his own urine for drinking while in the desert.

I'm really hoping that there is never a point in my life where I piss into a bored out snake to solve any problems

...something about holding it out there in front of a snake seems like an idea I'd never be comfortable with, dead or alive.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: pennyrobber on July 24, 2010, 01:40:42 PM
Are they recyclable?
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: WarrenJ on July 24, 2010, 02:07:54 PM
Biodegradeable
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: DRKWNG on July 24, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
I love the Scots!
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 10:03:05 PM
their distilling skills yes!

but not their cuisine...

Haggis?    [puke]
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Kopfjager on July 24, 2010, 10:32:12 PM
So I Married An Axe Murderer(colonel sanders scene) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMS6tGOACo#normal)
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 11:47:20 PM
^^^ [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap]^^^
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Rameses on July 25, 2010, 12:03:20 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on July 24, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
I love the Scots!



Me too:





(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2758/4540238574_c10fd334b2_b.jpg)







But beer out of a dead animal?  WTF??


(I do have to say though, beer that's stronger than most liquors?  I'm intrested.)


Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Kopfjager on July 25, 2010, 12:09:18 AM
^^^ Nice panties.  :D
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Rameses on July 25, 2010, 12:27:34 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 25, 2010, 12:09:18 AM
^^^ Nice panties.  :D



[laugh] [laugh]


Thanks dick.

Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Kopfjager on July 25, 2010, 12:28:49 AM
Quote from: Rameses on July 25, 2010, 12:27:34 AM


[laugh] [laugh]


Thanks dick.



;D [drink]
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: DRKWNG on July 25, 2010, 02:09:53 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 25, 2010, 12:09:18 AM
^^^ Nice panties.  :D
Quote from: Rameses on July 25, 2010, 12:27:34 AM

[laugh] [laugh]

Thanks dick.

That's just D's way of flirting.
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: Howie on July 26, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
I'm for any form of squirrel control, hope this catches on [beer]
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: NorDog on July 28, 2010, 09:03:56 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 07:32:08 AM

Bear Grylls used an emptied out Rattlesnake to store his own urine for drinking while in the desert.


Yeah right.  I guess if you get caught with your junk in a snake's mouth, what else are you gonna say?

[laugh]
Title: Re: How do you like your beer?
Post by: rgramjet on July 28, 2010, 09:46:24 AM
Quote from: NorDog on July 28, 2010, 09:03:56 AM
Yeah right.  I guess if you get caught with your junk in a snake's mouth, what else are you gonna say?

[laugh]

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