I'm out.
More details on this decision later. [beer]
It was a pleasure dealing with you and I hope you enjoyed the work my wife did for you [thumbsup]
Out of what?
Plutonium.
Without it, the DeLorean can't get enough power from the flux capacitor @ exactly 88mph.
Duh. [roll]
an intolerable relationship?
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on August 12, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
Plutonium.
Without it, the DeLorean can't get enough power from the flux capacitor @ exactly 88mph.
Duh. [roll]
My thoughts exactly. Obvious really [roll] [laugh]
His mom just bake a fresh Apple pie?
I'll translate:
Look at me! I want you all to be interested in what I'm going through in life so I'll be obtuse in an attempt to create suspense and therefore garner the attention I want.
sac
Well, congrats on coming out! Its never good to deny who you are. I hope you find a nice boy and settle down.
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 13, 2010, 08:20:06 AM
Well, congrats on coming out! Its never good to deny who you are. I hope you find a nice boy and settle down.
OUCH!
Quote from: Bigbore4 on August 13, 2010, 10:20:38 AM
OUCH!
But if he IS coming out, ouch for YOU for making it look like an insult!
;D ;D
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 13, 2010, 08:20:06 AM
Well, congrats on coming out! Its never good to deny who you are. I hope you find a nice boy and settle down.
Not cool.
[popcorn]
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 13, 2010, 08:20:06 AM
Well, congrats on coming out! Its never good to deny who you are. I hope you find a nice boy and settle down.
As the token out gay person on the DMF I approve of this statement.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 13, 2010, 11:37:49 AM
As the token out gay person on the DMF I approve of this statement.
There are a couple of others as well, but I doubt that Pedro-bot is indeed one of them.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 13, 2010, 11:37:49 AM
As the token out gay person on the DMF I approve of this statement.
Are you ethnic as well, so we can down two birds with one stone?
It'd be convenient for paperwork purposes, that's all I'm sayin'...
Quote from: SacDuc on August 13, 2010, 08:13:23 AM
I'll translate:
Look at me! I want you all to be interested in what I'm going through in life so I'll be obtuse in an attempt to create suspense and therefore garner the attention I want.
sac
+1
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on August 12, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
Plutonium.
Without it, the DeLorean can't get enough power from the flux capacitor @ exactly 88mph.
Duh. [roll]
1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott!
Quote from: RAT900 on August 13, 2010, 11:53:51 AM
+1
Doubt it. Pedro-bot is pretty far from that. Not his style at all, most likely something hilarious is behind this.
Quote from: El Matador on August 13, 2010, 11:56:44 AM
Doubt it. Pedro-bot is pretty far from that. Not his style at all, most likely something hilarious is behind this.
What I said does excluded hilariousness. Be it positive or negative its still being vague to generate interest. Which is so make the beast with two backsing gay.
sac
/don't worry the gay dude said we could make gay jokes
//so its cool
Quote from: SacDuc on August 13, 2010, 12:02:59 PM
/don't worry the gay dude said we could make gay jokes
//so its cool
Pretty sure its a gal ;)
Quote from: NoisyDante on August 13, 2010, 11:56:30 AM
1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott!
Scott's not so great these days
in 1988
sure he was great
maybe even up into 1995
but now Scott's just tryin to hang on until retirement
hoping the company doesn't have any reason to piss test him
and
find out he's been high for the last 8 years
it's not his fault really
going to work every day trying to live up to "Great"
when deep down Scott has always known he is mediocre at best
Maybe it's all an attempt to set a record in locked threads in one week. :-\
This looks like a FB post gone wrong.
Quote from: redxblack on August 13, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
Maybe it's all an attempt to set a record in locked threads in one week. :-\
Politics oh politics, you're almost as good as religion!
And crown this thread with lockedness,
from board to shining boooaaaaarrrddd!
(I'll be here all week...)
BTW - I dig the John Brown avatar.
Quote from: zarn02 on August 13, 2010, 11:50:59 AM
Are you ethnic as well, so we can down two birds with one stone?
It'd be convenient for paperwork purposes, that's all I'm sayin'...
Here's the moderator we need:
A bald, bisexual, myopic, paraplegic, hermaphrodite midget with a cleft palate, hair lip, lisp, unibrow, buck teeth and webbed toes afflicted with Aspergers Syndrome and heterochromia of czech/nigerian/korean/canadian/argentinian decent.
Then if we are about to post something offensive we can run it past him/her to see if it is okay. The logic is perfect!
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on August 13, 2010, 01:41:56 PM
Here's the moderator we need:
A bald, bisexual, myopic, paraplegic, hermaphrodite midget with a cleft palate, hair lip, lisp, unibrow, buck teeth and webbed toes afflicted with Aspergers Syndrome and heterochromia of czech/nigerian/korean/canadian/argentinian decent.
My girl's laughing at you lot over my shoulder, and she says you left out "Vietnam vet" and "9/11 survivor".
Big
I dont think I am going any near this one folks!
[laugh]
BGB
It's been awhile since I stopped by here, but while I was gone you pregnant doges got a lot less boring.
think I'll stay for a bit
WTF?! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Repeat after me ladies and gents:
I
am
sofa
king
we
todd
ed
Yes, you all are. LOL
Was watching THE DEPARTED. That's the best line I've ever heard. Just wanted to share is all. You guys/gays/gals crack me up. [laugh] [laugh]
Annnnnnnnd, back to boring.
make the beast with two backs it, dude. Let's go bowling.
Here's the short version of the movie, in case you need a refresher or live under a rock.
The Departed, F*cking Short Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFTeG-RoBTQ#normal)
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVccMJzoRtMP4qKJS9ZCDgo6eCGeB-zWVZPe1RSUIeRn0m5rE&t=1&usg=__CmChkv5ULQ4hFNK5G3UOUDLNIpU=)
Quote from: Mother on August 13, 2010, 12:21:30 PM
Scott's not so great these days
in 1988
sure he was great
maybe even up into 1995
but now Scott's just tryin to hang on until retirement
hoping the company doesn't have any reason to piss test him
and
find out he's been high for the last 8 years
it's not his fault really
going to work every day trying to live up to "Great"
when deep down Scott has always known he is mediocre at best
[laugh] [clap] [bow_down] ;D
Quote from: SacDuc on August 13, 2010, 01:41:56 PM
Here's the moderator we need:
A bald, bisexual, myopic, paraplegic, hermaphrodite midget with a cleft palate, hair lip, lisp, unibrow, buck teeth and webbed toes afflicted with Aspergers Syndrome and heterochromia of czech/nigerian/korean/canadian/argentinian decent.
Then if we are about to post something offensive we can run it past him/her to see if it is okay. The logic is perfect!
sac
...and now there's water all over my keyboard. >:(
It came out my nose. :P
Thanks Sac. [roll] [roll]
;)
[bacon]
This sucks. Let's go back to gay jokes. Then we can move on to minorities.
Yeah, so what was the point of this thread again? You're out of Lube again? [evil]
;)
[bacon]
Quote from: duccarlos on August 13, 2010, 04:49:20 PM
This sucks. Let's go back to gay jokes. Then we can move on to minorities.
Ooh! Ooh! I got one!
*cough*
Lesbians are so gay that they prefers the company of women.
Edited so as to not also be a "yo momma" joke. Have to stick to the subject at hand.
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/DoubleEagle_photo/ATT002211.jpg)