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Title: Knight's beard
Post by: Monsterlover on August 18, 2010, 05:28:19 AM
You should have done this bro.

(http://imgur.com/BZ4KD.jpg)

The guy even looks like you [laugh]
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: krolik on August 18, 2010, 06:12:51 AM
Looks like a beaver tail.
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: The Architect on August 18, 2010, 06:47:00 AM
That's ............... kind of  ................... gross? 



You know, a couple of pins and he can flap the bottom portion up and use it like a satchel.  No need to carry a man-bag.  Store his cell phone in there or a snack.  The meshing will allow what ever he stores in there to breath. 



Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Monsterlover on August 18, 2010, 07:15:16 AM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 18, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
haha, kathy saw that and said he looks like me before she saw your comment ML.   [clap] [laugh]
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: herm on August 18, 2010, 02:46:19 PM
i was secretly disappointed when i met you and the beard was no more..
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 18, 2010, 02:48:41 PM
The beard is gone?
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Ddan on August 18, 2010, 02:51:06 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 18, 2010, 02:48:41 PM
The beard is gone?
The dingleberry part    [laugh]
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 18, 2010, 07:24:15 PM
I've done and worn my hair and beard in some different ways , but that ............no!

Dolph     :)     
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 19, 2010, 02:35:45 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 18, 2010, 02:48:41 PM
The beard is gone?

i felt that trimming off the goatee part was prudent since i'm looking for a new job.
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Veloce-Fino on August 19, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 19, 2010, 02:35:45 PM
i felt that trimming off the goatee part was prudent since i'm looking for a new job.

What type of job?
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: lethe on August 19, 2010, 03:27:35 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on August 19, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
What type of job?
Hooter's waitress
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Monsterlover on August 19, 2010, 04:11:57 PM
LMAO  [laugh]

He needs bigger moobs.

He needs a moob job to do well there [laugh]
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: herm on August 20, 2010, 03:14:00 AM
and he can't wear a skirt at hooters. has to be those hugger shorts and hose  [puke]
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: rgramjet on August 20, 2010, 03:19:56 AM
His party is in The Front!
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 21, 2010, 06:05:44 AM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on August 19, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
What type of job?

something that i might acrtually enjoy for more then 4 months mainly
secodnly, something that pays me well.

after that, i'm still looking for something in the corporate world.

Quote from: herm on August 20, 2010, 03:14:00 AM
and he can't wear a skirt at hooters. has to be those hugger shorts and hose  [puke]

there is a male sewrver at a hooters somewhere. i remember the court case that made hooters hire him.


Quote from: rgramjet on August 20, 2010, 03:19:56 AM
His party is in The Front!

how did you know what i named my wang?
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: herm on August 21, 2010, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 21, 2010, 06:05:44 AM
something that i might acrtually enjoy for more then 4 months mainly
secondly, something that pays me well.

after that, i'm still looking for something in the corporate world.

there is a male sewrver at a hooters somewhere. i remember the court case that made hooters hire him.


how did you know what i named my wang?

Modoc Hotshots 2004 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soOYZgCp9dQ#normal)

not sure what kind of pay you are expecting.....but there is nowhere to spend it during fire season, so...

edit: burning boats and goat houses is childs play
edit2: i miss my job... :-\
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Monsterlover on August 21, 2010, 04:42:16 PM
Herm

why'd you stop?
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: herm on August 21, 2010, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 21, 2010, 04:42:16 PM
Herm

why'd you stop?

'cause i am a moron.
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: herm on August 21, 2010, 05:40:58 PM
this video is a little more descriptive..

HOTSHOT DOCUMENTARY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZuQ7jaNhw#normal)

think you can hang?
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 22, 2010, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: herm on August 21, 2010, 05:40:58 PM
this video is a little more descriptive..

HOTSHOT DOCUMENTARY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZuQ7jaNhw#normal)

think you can hang?

actually, i have always wanted to be a smoke jumper.

i thought i was too old for it though.
also, there's no real need for that on the east coast as far as i know.

and i would like to make at least 40K/yr
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2010, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2010, 05:19:40 PM
actually, i have always wanted to be a smoke jumper.

i thought i was too old for it though.
also, there's no real need for that on the east coast as far as i know.

and i would like to make at least 40K/yr
You've been mumbling about heading west for years now....
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 22, 2010, 05:33:00 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2010, 05:21:31 PM
You've been mumbling about heading west for years now....

yeah, i have a problem though...i seem to have put down roots here  :-\
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2010, 05:34:49 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2010, 05:33:00 PM
yeah, i have a problem though...i seem to have put down roots here  :-\
You're not treebeard...
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 22, 2010, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2010, 05:34:49 PM
You're not treebeard...

i know...he was very wise. i'm not  ;)


the problem i have is if i move, kath won't move with me.
how do i tell her i'm giving all of it up?
she'll be devastated.

besides, i finally like the things i have and can do in this area. i finally feel that i belong here.

it's a very odd feeling.

i'll figure out what i want to do by the time i'm an old man and can't do it anymore. lol
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2010, 06:30:54 PM
old people are capable of lots of things.  8)
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: herm on August 22, 2010, 10:25:48 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2010, 05:19:40 PM
actually, i have always wanted to be a smoke jumper.

i thought i was too old for it though.
also, there's no real need for that on the east coast as far as i know.

and i would like to make at least 40K/yr

your'e not to old, and you could make 30-40k in six months during a good fire season. and you're correct, as i am painfully aware.....

there is little use for smokejumpers / hotshots on the eastern sea board.
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: OT on August 23, 2010, 05:12:33 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 21, 2010, 06:05:44 AM
something that i might acrtually enjoy for more then 4 months mainly
secodnly, something that pays me well.

after that, i'm still looking for something in the corporate world.

there is a male sewrver at a hooters somewhere. i remember the court case that made hooters hire him.


how did you know what i named my wang?

Have you ever considered a career in technical editing?  [cheeky]


Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2010, 05:21:31 PM
You've been mumbling about heading west for years now....

We've been giving him career advice and personal counseling over at DevalMostro for years.......good to hear that he's embracing the here-and-now.

Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2010, 06:30:54 PM
old people are capable of lots of things.  8)
+1....or is it +2  ???
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: El Matador on August 23, 2010, 05:53:11 AM
Come to Texas. Year round riding, awesome job market, good looking girls, decent footy culture and no income tax
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: SacDuc on August 23, 2010, 01:44:57 PM
Quote from: El Matador on August 23, 2010, 05:53:11 AM
Come to Texas. Year round riding, awesome job market, good looking girls, decent footy culture and no income tax


I didn't know you guys were into that kind of thing!   :o


sac
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Monsterlover on August 23, 2010, 01:47:43 PM
I caught that too, but was afraid to ask about it

:-X
[puke]
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 23, 2010, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: OT on August 23, 2010, 05:12:33 AM
Have you ever considered a career in technical editing?  [cheeky]


We've been giving him career advice and personal counseling over at DevalMostro for years.......good to hear that he's embracing the here-and-now.
+1....or is it +2  ???

dam kids never learn do they?  [cheeky]


Quote from: El Matador on August 23, 2010, 05:53:11 AM
Come to Texas. Year round riding, awesome job market, good looking girls, decent footy culture and no income tax

my dad's side of the fam lives in TX. I'm familiar with it and i do actually enjoy it out there (as long as it's not houston)
and i'll be damned if i cheer for fc dallas, dynamo, or a mexican team. lol



Quote from: SacDuc on August 23, 2010, 01:44:57 PM

I didn't know you guys were into that kind of thing!   :o


sac

almost as bad...it's soccer. ;)
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: SacDuc on August 23, 2010, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 23, 2010, 01:59:03 PM

almost as bad...it's soccer. ;)


So if I'm reading this thread right, you are afraid of pursuing your dream of being in the woods with other men because you're afraid you're beard will leave you for playing footsie with El Matador? Right?

sac
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 23, 2010, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: OT on August 23, 2010, 05:12:33 AM
Have you ever considered a career in technical editing?  [cheeky]


We've been giving him career advice and personal counseling over at DevalMostro for years.......good to hear that he's embracing the here-and-now.
+1....or is it +2  ???

dam kids never learn do they?  [cheeky]


Quote from: El Matador on August 23, 2010, 05:53:11 AM
Come to Texas. Year round riding, awesome job market, good looking girls, decent footy culture and no income tax

my dad's side of the fam lives in TX. I'm familiar with it and i do actually enjoy it out there (as long as it's not houston)
and i'll be damned if i cheer for fc dallas, dynamo, or a mexican team. lol



Quote from: SacDuc on August 23, 2010, 01:44:57 PM

I didn't know you guys were into that kind of thing!   :o


sac

almost as bad...it's soccer. ;)
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 23, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2010, 05:43:02 PM
i know...he was very wise. i'm not  ;)


the problem i have is if i move, kath won't move with me.
how do i tell her i'm giving all of it up?
she'll be devastated.

besides, i finally like the things i have and can do in this area. i finally feel that i belong here.

it's a very odd feeling.

i'll figure out what i want to do by the time i'm an old man and can't do it anymore. lol

Lame. You can always go back if where you move to sucks.
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: KnightofNi on August 24, 2010, 02:31:25 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 23, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
Lame. You can always go back if where you move to sucks.

i know. but the damage will have been done is my point.
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: Monsterlover on August 24, 2010, 02:55:09 AM
Why won't she go with you?
Title: Re: Knight's beard
Post by: IZ on August 24, 2010, 03:10:01 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 23, 2010, 01:59:03 PM
my dad's side of the fam lives in TX. I'm familiar with it and i do actually enjoy it out there (as long as it's not houston)
and i'll be damned if i cheer for fc dallas, dynamo, or a mexican team. lol

Head West Kni! You'll blend in well in Austin!

You can even grow your beard back while working as a bicycle cabbie.  Seems like you have experience in that field?

Here you go!  www.reddevilrides.com (http://www.reddevilrides.com)

"Red devil"..I guess it was meant to be!!

If that doesn't work..you can always go over to Whole Food Corp HQ or hang around with Leslie on the street corners.  ;D