Bishopric
Spatchcock
Masticate
Used in a sentence:
The heads of the bishopric masticated the spatchcocked chicken.
Do any of you cunning linguists have any more words that sound dirty but aren't.
sac
Any other geologists?
Palinspastic reconstruction of the peneplain.
Subduction leads to orogeny.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Geologists do it facie to facie.
Cock.
Dongle.
Firmware.
I jammed the dongle into the port but it just couldn't load the firmware.
Ball Cock Assembly.
(http://www.sweethaven02.com/BldgConst/en51135a0061.gif)
Rat should be declared winner of this thread even if he never posts in it.
uvula
Quote from: lethe on August 30, 2010, 02:08:44 PM
Rat should be declared winner of this thread even if he never posts in it.
+1
This thread is here specifically as a lure for the Rat. I know he will not disappoint.
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on August 30, 2010, 02:25:49 PM
+1
This thread is here specifically as a lure for the Rat. I know he will not disappoint.
sac
I await schooling from the professor.
lethe
moist
nipple
incumbant
knob
Fuchs
"Sir Vivian Fuchs off again"
Hoop.
Quote from: ryandalling on August 30, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
incumbant
Rhymes with "incumbent." What sounds dirty about that?
Seamen
Coxswain
"Master Bates the Coxswain takes care of all the Seamen"
Quote from: SacDuc on August 30, 2010, 11:16:54 AM
Bishopric
Spatchcock
Masticate
Used in a sentence:
The heads of the bishopric masticated the spatchcocked chicken.
Do any of you cunning linguists have any more words that sound dirty but aren't.
sac
hehee...
You said "spatchcock"... [laugh]
I'm surprised nobody said "Petcock".
[bacon]
Uranus [laugh]
Sacramento
Quote from: Lor on August 30, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
Uranus [laugh]
hahahaha - good one [laugh]
nothing worse that asteroids around Uranus....
biposto
bilabial fricative
pork
Wankel
Juice Box
Californication
fallacious
Kumquat
bifurcation
Chisum
circumscription
prostrate
there are many
Angina.
Quote from: Obsessed on August 30, 2010, 09:29:56 PM
Angina.
I once knew a girl who had acute angina..... [laugh] :'(
Sorry.
I'll get my coat.........
rectitude
Analgesic.
sputum
titular
stipple
speed bag
sac
/boxing equipment
sphincter
poo poo platter
I love bifurcation and try to use it when ever possible. [thumbsup]
************
endowment
************
In punch and die stamping, there is sometimes a secondary operation called a shave - it always is difficult taking about a shaved piece and staying on topic.
mitt
unctuous
flagellate
oh, and pianist
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on August 31, 2010, 05:34:47 PM
flagellate
oh, and pianist
A man walks into a bar and on top of the bar is a tiny little man playing a tiny little piano. In shock the guy asks the bartender, "Where the hell did you get that!?!?"
The bartender replies, "There is a genie in the alley. He'll grant you you anything you want?"
So the guy goes to the alley only to find a run down looking bum.
The guys asks, "Are you the genie?"
The genie replies, "Yes. I will grant you one and only one wish."
The guy is skeptical and says, "Alright then, if you're a genie give me a hundred thousand bucks!"
All of a sudden 50 deer and 50 pigs appear out of nowhere! The guy is a amazed but a bit pissed.
"What the hell is this?!?!" he askes.
"Exactly what you asked for. One hundred sows and bucks."
The guys storms back into the bar fuming mad and yells at the bartender, "What kind of bullshit genie is that!?"
The bartender says, "I don't know. I think he's hard of hearing or something. I mean, you don't really think I asked for a 12" pianist do you?"
sac
Same joke, but he lights the bartender's cigarette with the biggest disposable lighter the bartender has ever seen.
"Do you really think I asked for a 12" Bic?"
...which brings us to our next winner: threadjack.
Also, among musical words that sound dirty but aren't: flautist.
Quote from: mitt on August 31, 2010, 04:37:03 PM
I love bifurcation and try to use it when ever possible. [thumbsup]
mitt
I get to use it when saying 'break out the bifurcating phase rectifier.' This is a fictional piece of gear that makes the dumb client feel special . . . only used on those extra 'special' clients though.
crampons
(steel spikes attached to mountaineers boots)
Doggie.
pissant
pismire
juxtaposition
homogeneous
Honore' de Balzac
Coriolis effect
depth hoar
schist
Lake Titicaca
Penal System
Gesticulated
Titmouse
Fuddrucker's
Steamer
Bagpipe
Pipe organ
Anal.
Woodpecker
Hugh Jackman
Sex Wax
Exacerbate
Johnson Wax
Phlebotomy
rectify
homoerectus
bulbospongiosus
cavernosus
A&P college courses are all coming back to me!
In my profession, I deal with people who have swallowing disorders. I have to discuss oral-motor exercises, tongue coordination and tongue strength with patients and their families with a straight face. :-X
coccyx
coxswain
coxcomb
cockscomb
cumin [laugh]
Seaman
Poopdeck
Captain's mast
Pole climber
Volvo
Macerate.
Maceration.
Macerator.
[laugh]
also,
Masticate
Mastication
Masticator
Prius
Speedbag
Stern tube
Uvula.
dank
ululate
descending colon
Bangkok
vinophile (and/or sommelier)
scrod
ungulate
manhandle
tool pusher (drilling term)
philatelist
Analyst - generally is a term for an individual or tool of whom or which the primary function is a deep examination of a specific, limited area [laugh] (copied directly from Wikipedia)
Trim.
Rim.
Slit.
Deboner.
Pork.
Randy.
Shitaki
Shih-Tzu
Randy Mamola
Analog
masticate...
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 30, 2010, 11:38:19 AM
Any other geologists?
Palinspastic reconstruction of the peneplain.
Subduction leads to orogeny.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Geologists do it facie to facie.
Explosive eruption
Igneous intrusion
dyke
dyke swarm (whoa, look at that huge swarm of dykes)
spreading center
dry hole
gusher
silicon (only because it is oft confused with silicone)
and of course,
cleavage (check out the awesome cleavage on this one, I bet there is a lot of silicon in there)