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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: Edward_Wolf on September 07, 2010, 11:10:55 PM

Title: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Edward_Wolf on September 07, 2010, 11:10:55 PM
The new name for the "mega-monster" ducati will be DIAVEL, come's from diavolo or in english DEVIL  [evil]
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Howley on September 07, 2010, 11:45:09 PM
                  God is created               The dawn of Time                                             Now
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Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: ArguZ on September 07, 2010, 11:48:53 PM
There was no god...dont you folk listen to Hawkins ?   [coffee]
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Howley on September 07, 2010, 11:59:20 PM
That timeline was made before Hawkins was born.
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: speedknot on September 08, 2010, 02:26:03 AM
Quote from: ArguZ on September 07, 2010, 11:48:53 PM
There was no god...dont you folk listen to Hawkins ?   [coffee]

Hawking.

Who created God?
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Meerkat on September 08, 2010, 02:36:58 AM
Hawking + Dawkins = Hawkins
[coffee]
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: NorDog on September 08, 2010, 06:11:07 AM
"God is dead."  -Nietzsche, 1882

"Nietzsche is dead." -God, 1900
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: duccarlos on September 08, 2010, 06:20:20 AM
Ed is a time traveler. He just didn't go back far enough.
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Grampa on September 08, 2010, 07:27:13 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on September 08, 2010, 06:20:20 AM
Ed is a time traveler. He just didn't go back far enough.

one has to go 140 mph on a 620 to be able to go back in time
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: duccarlos on September 08, 2010, 08:19:56 AM
Oh, that's the formula:

140mph on a 620 Capirex = 88mph on a Delorean.
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Monstermash on September 08, 2010, 11:41:35 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 08, 2010, 07:27:13 AM
one has to go 140 mph on a 620 to be able to go back in time

ROFL! I can't believe you guys still bring that up. It IS still funny though.
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: SacDuc on September 08, 2010, 12:33:52 PM


Can't we call it "Great Big Penis Extension But I'll make the beast with two backsing Kick Your Ass If You Call It That You Faggot And I Own A Harley Too But That Shit Is For Pussies"

sac



/Or GBPEBIFKYAIYCITYFAIOAHTBTSIFP for short
/not a fan of the new Duc unless it handles very very well
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Howley on September 08, 2010, 02:14:21 PM
Quote from: NorDog on September 08, 2010, 06:11:07 AM
"God is dead."  -Nietzsche, 1882

"Nietzsche is dead." -God, 1900

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Pip on September 08, 2010, 02:16:47 PM
Quote from: Howley on September 08, 2010, 02:14:21 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Howley howled.

Ironic.
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: DucHead on September 08, 2010, 02:45:12 PM
Quote from: The Lucky Pip on September 08, 2010, 02:16:47 PM
Howley howled.

Ironic.

Sounds like the opposite of irony.
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on September 13, 2010, 10:25:32 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on September 08, 2010, 12:33:52 PM

Can't we call it "Great Big Penis Extension But I'll make the beast with two backsing Kick Your Ass If You Call It That You Faggot And I Own A Harley Too But That Shit Is For Pussies"

sac



/Or GBPEBIFKYAIYCITYFAIOAHTBTSIFP for short
/not a fan of the new Duc unless it handles very very well

;D
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: 1KDS on September 14, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
I was wondering how this thread went for two pages, should have known  [laugh]
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Edward_Wolf on September 15, 2010, 03:46:48 AM
Quote from: 1KDS on September 14, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
I was wondering how this thread went for two pages, should have known  [laugh]

Y, nice comment on the new Duc's name :D
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: xcaptainxbloodx on September 15, 2010, 06:19:38 AM
its gonna have a touch screen dash.

how the hell do you use a touch screen dash with gloves? ???
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: NorDog on September 15, 2010, 06:53:13 AM
Quote from: xcaptainxbloodx on September 15, 2010, 06:19:38 AM
its gonna have a touch screen dash.

how the hell do you use a touch screen dash with gloves? ???

(http://www.inkino.co.uk/zen/images/TouchProStylus_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: duccarlos on September 15, 2010, 07:13:59 AM
it's cruiser. IF you use gloves, they should be the cool gloves that have the fingers cut off.
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: 1KDS on September 15, 2010, 09:56:28 AM
Quote from: Edward_Wolf on September 15, 2010, 03:46:48 AM
Y, nice comment on the new Duc's name :D

Dude, it's a derby, get it?
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=41933.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=41933.0)
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40034.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40034.0)
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Junix on September 15, 2010, 10:46:32 AM
Quote from: Howley on September 07, 2010, 11:45:09 PM
                 God is created               The dawn of Time                                             Now
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You are here
lol
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: xcaptainxbloodx on September 15, 2010, 05:18:32 PM
Quote from: NorDog on September 15, 2010, 06:53:13 AM
(http://www.inkino.co.uk/zen/images/TouchProStylus_1.jpg)

still a dumb idea. I can see the orders coming in for ducati performance CF stylus's now...
Title: Re: The new Ducati's name
Post by: Drunken Monkey on September 15, 2010, 06:51:30 PM
Quote from: xcaptainxbloodx on September 15, 2010, 06:19:38 AM
its gonna have a touch screen dash.

how the hell do you use a touch screen dash with gloves? ???

One word: codpiece.