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Quote from: ducatiz on September 11, 2010, 03:44:23 AM
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Officer Cock was quoted as saying........
some things just can't be made up.... [clap]
Reminds me of a headline that was posted in a northern Minnesota newspaper years ago:
"Fertile Woman Dies in Climax"
worse yet in the article it stated that she was on her way to Moorhead!
Another good one from a town just up the road from my hometown:
"The Erection of St. Urho"
The headline was just above the picture of a statue being put up.
I don't know if it happens anymore, but my hometown used to have a rubber duck race.
Some years back the paper got that wrong. In headline letters, big as ya like:
"DICK RACE"
Yes, the editing 'round there leaves a little to be desired...
About a decade ago, Hurricane Bonnie rolled through coastal North Carolina.
The headline the next day on the paper in Clinton, NC read: BONNIE BLOWS CLINTON
Classic.
Too bad it wasn't hurricane Monica
Quote from: ducatiz on September 12, 2010, 12:16:32 AM
Too bad it wasn't hurricane Monica
Yeah, that would've been perfect.
This was mere weeks after the Lewinski thing iirc.
It was definitely a joke from the paper staff.