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Title: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: signora monster on October 18, 2010, 10:52:07 PM One for the boys.
I spotted this at a fragrance shop today. http://www.ducatifragrances.com/project/ducati/descrizione_olfattiva.php (http://www.ducatifragrances.com/project/ducati/descrizione_olfattiva.php) Looks bling, smells a little unusual, definitely unique. The after scent smells a bit like cut grass, but I have spent a bit too much time on the ride-on mower lately. [laugh] [laugh] Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: monstermick58 on October 18, 2010, 11:10:21 PM Shouldn't it smell like, High octane fuel, hot brakes and molten rubber ?
Funny you should mention ride-on mower, I had a very close encounter yesterday with mine, ended up with a severely burnt fingers on my right hand. Mmick Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: melvin on October 18, 2010, 11:20:33 PM i personally hate when large companies specializing in one particular product be it a motorcycle or a car or ... or ... introduce "life style" line of products for wankers Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: signora monster on October 18, 2010, 11:23:06 PM Shouldn't it smell like, High octane fuel, hot brakes and molten rubber ? Well this would make any man smell incredibly irresistable to the opposite sex! Funny you should mention ride-on mower, I had a very close encounter yesterday with mine, ended up with a severely burnt fingers on my right hand. How did you manage that? Hope you are ok. [thumbsup] Mmick Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: signora monster on October 18, 2010, 11:24:33 PM i personally hate when large companies specializing in one particular product be it a motorcycle or a car or ... or ... introduce "life style" line of products for wankers You will able to sniff out the wankers a mile away. They will smell funny. [puke] Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: Two dogs on October 18, 2010, 11:39:33 PM I have developed my own
a blend of wet dog /old fully synthetic engine oil/ surfwax /garlic/Beer hmmmm beer [drink] /poly urethane resin and man sweat I call it "old mate" Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: suzyj on October 18, 2010, 11:42:15 PM I confess to quite liking the smell I get when I open the garage door - sortof fuel/oil/rubber/leather. Mmmmm.
Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: J5 on October 19, 2010, 12:04:02 AM a customer today gave me a ducati brochure that they had picked up the motor show years ago
in the brochure was 996 748 , st2 , st4 , monster 600 750 900 so late 90's i'm guessing its obviously been packed away for a long time and that that old musty smell to it , reminding me of visits to grandparents when younger , felt a little like a piece of uncovered long lost treasure I thought the ducati fragrance would be a can of latte Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: melvin on October 19, 2010, 12:06:39 AM I confess to quite liking the smell I get when I open the garage door - sortof fuel/oil/rubber/leather. Mmmmm. fuel is the odd one out ...........otherwise your confession as well as your garage is just pure [evil] ... go girl ! Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: signora monster on October 19, 2010, 12:29:13 AM Olfactory overload going on here! [laugh]
Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: melvin on October 19, 2010, 12:38:24 AM you've created a ...monster ;) Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: monstermick58 on October 19, 2010, 01:06:41 AM I have developed my own a blend of wet dog /old fully synthetic engine oil/ surfwax /garlic/Beer hmmmm beer [drink] /poly urethane resin and man sweat I call it "old mate" One can of "Old Mate" thanks mate, hold the surfwax and add the gear oil. Mmick Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: loony888 on October 19, 2010, 02:13:41 AM i personally hate when large companies specializing in one particular product be it a motorcycle or a car or ... or ... introduce "life style" line of products for wankers i'll second that! it's getting embarassing, i roll up somewhere in my black dainese jacket and all the rich tossers with their new 1198 and all the clobber look down their nose at me like i don't belong on a duke cause i "can't afford" the right gear! for make the beast with two backss sake, it's getting as stupid as harley owner "teams" hubby and wife all in the same brand new gear from frasers or margan and wackers for the sunday arvo coffee run. paul. Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: Two dogs on October 19, 2010, 01:01:41 PM (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff57/ohana181/can_of_worms_ahead.jpg)
Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: Betty on October 19, 2010, 11:39:17 PM Since I am already ticking most of the 'wanker' boxes you guys are complaining about, s'pose I should get some of the stinky stuff.
Where do I get it Kaz? Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: signora monster on October 20, 2010, 04:39:57 PM Since I am already ticking most of the 'wanker' boxes you guys are complaining about, s'pose I should get some of the stinky stuff. Where do I get it Kaz? "Perfume Connection" Betty. Don't worry about the stereotypes Betty. You are definitely not a wanker. [thumbsup] Didn't realise this post would cause such a stink. [laugh][roll] Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: Nickati on October 21, 2010, 02:31:55 AM i'll second that! it's getting embarassing, i roll up somewhere in my black dainese jacket and all the rich tossers with their new 1198 and all the clobber look down their nose at me like i don't belong on a duke cause i "can't afford" the right gear! for make the beast with two backss sake, it's getting as stupid as harley owner "teams" hubby and wife all in the same brand new gear from frasers or margan and wackers for the sunday arvo coffee run. paul. WGAF what others ride, if you can afford it & enjoy it why not. If you can go by an 1198 or a Desmo, life's too short to not have a go. If some one has something really trick I'm happy for them, obviously they have had a go and stuck their neck out and succeeded. Good luck to them, well done too them & I look up to them for inspiration. Or you could sit on your arse and pregnant dog about them and go no where................. [clap] Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: signora monster on October 21, 2010, 02:43:22 AM i'll second that! it's getting embarassing, i roll up somewhere in my black dainese jacket and all the rich tossers with their new 1198 and all the clobber look down their nose at me like i don't belong on a duke cause i "can't afford" the right gear! for make the beast with two backss sake, it's getting as stupid as harley owner "teams" hubby and wife all in the same brand new gear from frasers or margan and wackers for the sunday arvo coffee run. paul. Nothing wrong with Dainese. I actually heard that the Ducati branded Dainese stuff is actually low grade Dainese anyway. Tell that to the snobs next time they are sipping on their Lattes. ;) Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: FIFO on October 21, 2010, 05:40:52 PM Nothing wrong with Dainese. I actually heard that the Ducati branded Dainese stuff is actually low grade Dainese anyway. Tell that to the snobs next time they are sipping on their Lattes. ;) Dam i just bought Ducati branded Dainese :-\ And it looks like i have just been told [laugh] [laugh] Title: Re: For the Ducati Man who has it all..... Post by: signora monster on October 21, 2010, 06:56:32 PM Dam i just bought Ducati branded Dainese :-\ And it looks like i have just been told [laugh] [laugh] Don't worry RobS, it's all good. Just not supercalafragalistic. And at least you will look handsome. Didn't stop me buying a Ducati branded Dainese jacket. Gee i'm a wanker!!!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Doesn't matter what you wear (or not for that matter) just enjoy and ignore the jerks that snob you. [thumbsup] Sorry RobS, have you been told today??? :-* |