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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: VisceralReaction on October 19, 2010, 09:09:18 AM

Title: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: VisceralReaction on October 19, 2010, 09:09:18 AM
Jeez, so the zombiepocolypse will be bad enough....
So now this guy goes out and writes a book to help the zombies make it in "unlife"
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/new-handbook-helps-newly-undead-zombies-adjust/19678907?test=latestnews (http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/new-handbook-helps-newly-undead-zombies-adjust/19678907?test=latestnews)
[laugh]
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: Monsterlover on October 19, 2010, 09:40:36 AM
Thats awesome [laugh]
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: Buckethead on October 19, 2010, 11:15:46 AM
http://www.undeadanonymous.com/ (http://www.undeadanonymous.com/)
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: redxblack on October 19, 2010, 11:19:18 AM
I didn't think Zombies were literate.
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: VisceralReaction on October 19, 2010, 12:10:59 PM
Fido
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/)
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: Speedbag on October 19, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
A buddy of mine has never been into guns. His wife is a fairly respectable trap shooter, and she recently bought herself a nice shotgun to use. He told me he appreciated her hobby, but was still somewhat reluctant to have a gun in the house.

I told him, "Yeah, but now you're all set for a zombie attack."

The initial look on his face (before he started laughing) was priceless.
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: redxblack on October 19, 2010, 08:07:18 PM
I bought a cricket bat specifically for zombies. I've never played nor do I want to play cricket. the bat is a conversation piece.
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: Goat_Herder on October 19, 2010, 08:18:56 PM
If zombies have little to no memory, how would they remember the materials covered in the book to help them survive?  ???
Title: Re: Zombie "newly undead" manual
Post by: psycledelic on October 19, 2010, 09:14:29 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on October 19, 2010, 08:18:56 PM
If zombies have little to no memory, how would they remember the materials covered in the book to help them survive?  ???

Good point!