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Title: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: rustoric on October 21, 2010, 05:25:11 PM
there's a lot going on in this one

me? i like meatloaf screaming make the beast with two backs you to everyone

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/d9b8166e-b79c-4ba8-98e8-17e4d20d5cf6.gif)
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: Jobu on October 21, 2010, 07:58:44 PM
I count 20.  Might've missed some though.
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: Bigbore4 on October 21, 2010, 09:42:48 PM
They need "Douche Cards"

http://mydouchecard.com/index.html (http://mydouchecard.com/index.html)
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: Kopfjäger on October 21, 2010, 10:08:24 PM
Since that game was in NY, the number is almost what ticket sales were that night.  ;)
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: Jobu on October 21, 2010, 10:29:27 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 21, 2010, 10:08:24 PM
Since that game was in NY, the number is almost what ticket sales were that night.  ;)

[laugh]

Exactly what I was getting out.  I think there are a total of 20 people in that shot. 
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: IZ on October 21, 2010, 11:09:07 PM
WTF is center douchebaig doing with his hands?!
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: Kopfjäger on October 21, 2010, 11:39:03 PM
Quote from: IZ on October 21, 2010, 11:09:07 PM
WTF is center douchebaig doing with his hands?!

He was the particular douchebag, that interfered with the home run.
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on October 22, 2010, 07:39:32 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 21, 2010, 10:08:24 PM
Since that game was in NY, the number is almost what ticket sales were that night.  ;)

Hey!   >:(

We're not ALL bags-o-douche...  Of course, Meatloaf yelling F*ck You right next the guy with his kid IS an extra large bag.

The fans in the right field bleachers or known as the Bleacher Creatures for obvious reasons.

I sat there once... ONLY once.    :P

The guy with the hands is saying, "What Happened?" and the motions coincide with the typical "Butter Fingers" gesture...   Just translating...   ;)

At Least he wasn't giving the "Bronx Cheer"  [laugh]


FTR... I only count 4

[bacon]
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: Speedbag on October 22, 2010, 08:20:53 AM
Speaking of douchebags....

http://omg.yahoo.com/videos/the-vanilla-ice-project/12162?nc (http://omg.yahoo.com/videos/the-vanilla-ice-project/12162?nc)
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: ducatiz on October 22, 2010, 06:36:43 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 21, 2010, 10:08:24 PM
Since that game was in NY, the number is almost what ticket sales were that night.  ;)


DING DING DING DING!!!
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: ungeheuer on October 23, 2010, 05:44:41 AM
"New York Yankees - WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Its a small world  ;D
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: DucHead on October 23, 2010, 06:38:56 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on October 23, 2010, 05:44:41 AM
"New York Yankees - WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Its a small world  ;D

[laugh]  You haven't been paying attention.  The US is the center of the universe, pregnant doges!   [laugh]
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: fastwin on October 23, 2010, 09:18:24 AM
Hey, how about those Rangers! [bow_down] [beer] [popcorn]










... yes, I live in TX. ;D
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: ducatiz on October 23, 2010, 12:02:26 PM
Quote from: DucHead on October 23, 2010, 06:38:56 AM
[laugh]  You haven't been paying attention.  The US is the center of the universe, pregnant doges!   [laugh]

being the center doesn't mean everything.

the turds spin into the center of the toilet bowl too.

i am not saying i don't love my country.  but bad analogies are bad.
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on October 23, 2010, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: DucHead on October 23, 2010, 06:38:56 AM
[laugh]  You haven't been paying attention.  The US is the center of the universe, pregnant doges!   [laugh]

Hey look..  ^^^   Another one!  :-*  ;)


:D


I keed, I keed..

[bacon]
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: IZ on October 23, 2010, 04:05:44 PM
Quote from: DucHead on October 23, 2010, 06:38:56 AM
[laugh]  You haven't been paying attention.  The US is the center of the universe, pregnant doges!   [laugh]

No, Texas is!   [cheeky]
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: fastwin on October 23, 2010, 04:12:20 PM
At least through the World Series. [laugh]
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: ducatiz on October 23, 2010, 04:21:54 PM
Quote from: IZ on October 23, 2010, 04:05:44 PM
No, Texas is!   [cheeky]

Quote from: ducatiz on October 23, 2010, 12:02:26 PM
being the center doesn't mean everything.

the turds spin into the center of the toilet bowl too.


what do you do when you can't get a Texan into his coffin?


give him an enema and put him in a shoebox.
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: RAT900 on October 24, 2010, 03:51:04 AM
Any grouping/gathering of the human species in numbers greater than 1,000 (or maybe as few as 10) can only be a bad thing and instances of douche-baggery *(see footnote) can be expected to skyrocket

I do not do venues, arenas or stadium events....I do not go to early opening special sale events at Walmart during Christmas season

St. Patrick's Day and the Halloween Parade in NYC are to be avoided at all costs....any Mets Jets Giants Yankee game is also not on the list....

any European Soccer Game is out of the question...(better survival odds are to be had dressing up as Hasidim and doing a hora/conga line around the central Kaaba in Mecca during Ramadan)

The human as a herding beast is not necessarily a danger most of the time...although rogue ones do emerge on occasion that do not incite the entire pack...

when grazing or consuming the herd will generally be docile,,,,but they can be triggered and they can and will stampede or riot..it is not always known what triggers the herd

however most often the dangerous behavior will result from contests between members of rivaling herds for grazing rights and rights of breeding predominance

* actually I believe the correct wording is "douche-baggotry"
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: ducatiz on October 24, 2010, 11:21:29 AM
after watching that flick for a few times I have to say i would love to buy Mr Meatloaf a dog and a beer.. I love him, he's the best.
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: The Architect on October 24, 2010, 11:27:35 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 24, 2010, 11:21:29 AM
after watching that flick for a few times I have to say i would love to buy Mr Meatloaf a dog and a beer.. I love him, he's the best.

You might have to make that a couple of dogs.  He looks like he put a few down. 
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: ducatiz on October 24, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Architect on October 24, 2010, 11:27:35 AM
You might have to make that a couple of dogs.  He looks like he put a few down. 

I meant a whole St Bernard.
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: The Architect on October 24, 2010, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 24, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
I meant a whole St Bernard.

That's good.  I think hot dogs are $12 at Yankee stadium.  That boy can put a hurting on your finances. 
Title: Re: douchebags, spot them all
Post by: ducatiz on October 24, 2010, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: The Architect on October 24, 2010, 05:45:02 PM
That's good.  I think hot dogs are $12 at Yankee stadium.  That boy can put a hurting on your finances. 

nahh,  $6 for a dog.  beer is $10 though...