STINKBUGS!!
Now that the temperature has dropped these little buggers are all over my house.
I'll be at the desk and they will be crawling on my legs or feet. Sometimes I get into bed and feel something on my leg...surprise it's a stinkbug.
They are pure evil I tell you, pure evil!!
Here a photo for effect.
(http://i1023.photobucket.com/albums/af353/WinSomeLoseNone/Random/photo-1-1.jpg)
Iz IZ_ your photographer? [evil]
Quote from: humorless dp on October 25, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
Iz IZ_ your photographer? [evil]
haha.....
you can thank my crappy cellphone for that photo..
It wont be so funny when these things invade your home and are crawling on your legs in bed!!
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on October 25, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
haha.....
you can thank my crappy cellphone for that photo..
It wont be so funny when these things invade your home and are crawling on your legs in bed!!
We have no such bugs here.
The black flies carry them off.
Quote from: humorless dp on October 25, 2010, 02:20:45 PM
We have no such bugs here.
The black flies carry them off.
I'm going to make a trip out your way this winter with a suitcase full of stinkbugs... then you will know my pain.
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on October 25, 2010, 02:42:45 PM
I'm going to make a trip out your way this winter with a suitcase full of stinkbugs... then you will know my pain.
Dress warm. ;)
Quote from: humorless dp on October 25, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
Iz IZ_ your photographer? [evil]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Here it's the make the beast with two backsing Asian beetles. And boxelder bugs. :P But a good, hard freeze is rapidly approaching....
you want a treat? try those make the beast with two backsing little scorpions we had down in the Georgia mountains...
I believe they worked in conjunction with squadrons of chiggers
who would ride on their backs as they figured out how to breach your foundation sills
and get in the house and crawl around...luring the hungry baby copperhead snakes in close behind them
stinkbugs? I'll take some fart-smelling tick-looking thing any day of the week over the parade of invisible, semi-invisible and venomous fauna that I would step on in the middle of the night....
make the beast with two backsing wood-boring bees the size of your thumb.....
spiders as big as your hand that would build giant webs across your doorway at night so your entire face is covered in web with a scrambling spider trying to get off of your face when you come in at the end of a night
fart bugs? shit...bring em on...they can't make any smells worse than the ones I can emit
Quote from: RAT900 on October 25, 2010, 03:33:43 PM
fart bugs? shit...bring em on
This is an awesome statement.
Well it appears my situation is not so bad... soo..
SUCKS to be you haha.
We do have these guys in the thousands.. Wolf Spider, when you startle them they go back on their hind legs and jump at you.
(http://healthyhomegardening.com/images/gardengeek/wolf_spider_00712.jpg)
but they kill ticks, mosquitoes, flies, moths... So I actually like them. Completely harmless albeit scary looking.
the maine state bird
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/22500/Mosquito-Phobia--22526.jpg)
all the other insects are merely a distraction. :P
wtf is that :'(
We have these make the beast with two backsers everywhere.
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/people-out-persp.gif)
Ya...I'll be staying out west where insects aren't really a problem. :)