First post
big floppy
party pooper
Just wait...
What the?
hell Wilbur?
more fun!
up late
trouble sleeping?
Night's young.
bad idea ;D
at work
Dumb thread
pucker up :-*
;)
butter cup
butter stuff?
Finger Butters
Sticky fingers
Milli Vanilli
Great Idea [thumbsup]
Oreo Cookies
vegemite sandwich
down under
high colonic
Cologne Cathedral
(http://www.photos4travel.com/wallpaper_stock_images/251106/large/Cologne_Cathedral_Hohenzollern_Bridge_Cologne_Germany.jpg)
Perverted Preists
colon catheter
clown tears
Smokey Robinson
Beat me!
Mrs. Robinson
Paul
Art
Dustin
Ann
Alfa Romeo
;)
Lancia Beta
Iso Grifo
Delta Integrale
Quote from: ungeheuer on October 28, 2010, 06:30:51 AM
Lancia Beta
Alpha Beta
(http://rlv.zcache.com/revenge_of_the_nerds_alpha_beta_pledge_class_84_tshirt-p235124614321763634tdf9_210.jpg)
rust bucket ;D
troubled water
Ford Pinto
fire hazard
good night :)
good morning ;)
swine addict
both correct ;D
[bacon]
coffee addict
caffeine freak
supa freak
super glue
rubber cement
Been Done
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.0)
Quote from: Rhubarb on October 28, 2010, 10:30:28 AM
Been Done
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.0)
Derby Sorta
another attempt
COPY CATS
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.2055 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.2055)
Quote from: Rhubarb on October 28, 2010, 10:30:28 AM
Been Done
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.0)
Quote from: RichD on October 28, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
COPY CATS
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.2055 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2043.2055)
Too Late
Court Sucks
gavel drops
All rise!
not guilty
Wasn't me
NOLLE PROSEQUI (I hope I spelled that correctly!)
case dismissed
You're Welcome! ;)
no problem
craigslist sucks!
ebay swallows
Low ballers. [bang]
worm burners
belly crawlers
basement dwellers
smelly fellers
odourous abourists
No show-ers.....
never showers
petruli hippies ( spelling?)
Petulant harpies
Hungry Hippos
Mouse Trap
Candy Land
Trivial Pursuit
Board games
Gin Rummy
Twist Her
Yoga instructor
Friday Night [drink]
Cleaning moto...
Party on
old farts
sleep disorder
Ambien tolerance
good drug
not anymore
Bourbon works
Scotch too!
bud light?
Never Enough
Double IPAs
date rape
Get Laid!
get paid
Its cold
your soft
feeble minded
Halloween girls
Scantilly clad :D
naughty nurse?
French Maid?
pirate cutie?
Zombie slut. [thumbsup]
Busty witch
Lusty vampiress?
Pillar's date
Mom?
MOM!
thats bad
laughed loudly
friggin' hysterical
superb execution
suppressed image
psychiatric visit
hypnotic suggestion
Busty santa
Wore pink
Bra top
mini skirt
:D
Yay halloween!
facial hair?
Just mine
salt mine
Angry mime
Sophie Marceau
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r8GjWqN6cvM/TFDtf6PZdOI/AAAAAAAALkg/HR7dbMhpEQA/s1600/sophie_marceau_21.jpg)
Sophie Bextor
(http://www.sophieellisbextor.com/wp-content/gallery/pictures/sophie-ellis-bextor-13.jpg)
Lips Licker... [drool]
Nine Nine
sultry pouting
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 01, 2010, 07:26:25 AM
Sophie Marceau
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r8GjWqN6cvM/TFDtf6PZdOI/AAAAAAAALkg/HR7dbMhpEQA/s1600/sophie_marceau_21.jpg)
My fave
Quote from: zooom on November 01, 2010, 08:11:28 AM
Sophie Bextor
(http://www.sophieellisbextor.com/wp-content/gallery/pictures/sophie-ellis-bextor-13.jpg)
Scary eyebrow
nail biter
Chapped lips
Burt's Bees
Was yours?
his mistress
backdoor whore
no comment
editorial rant
Eighty Rand
eleventy billion
Zimbabwean inflation
Oscar Meyer
Austrian Alabama?
Columbian Cincinnati
Dominican Denver
Ethiopian Erie
Franciscan Fredericksburg
Gambian Galveston
Hungarian Houston
Icelandian Indianapolis
Japanese Juno
Kazakhstanian Knoxville
Lithuanian Louisville
Mauritanian Minneapolis
Nigerian Nantucket
No more
screw that [cheeky]
Omanian Orlando
Polish Petersburg
Supermajority Over
bacon sandwich
Mmmmmmmm Bacon!
bacon explosion!
pulled pork
babyback ribs
BLT
(yum yuummmmm!!)
bacon fail
( since BLT is 1 or 3 words-sorry )
expert oversight
Wife's gone.
club sandwich
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 04, 2010, 07:56:23 AM
rookie mistake...
Oooups
Sorry guys i read too fast thread title..... ;D
Dinner club
Quote from: Spck31 on November 04, 2010, 03:11:59 PM
Oooups
Sorry guys i read too fast thread title..... ;D
Dinner club
it's okay... ;)
we forgive
we're nice... [evil]
spank you
furry much
my precious
kinda sorta...
;)
perverted bastard (LOL)
Probably right... ;)
chances are
Sofa King!
Couch potato
sedentary lifestyle
Island Time
topless beach
swollen leech
creamy peach
security breach
Edward Teach
Practice/ Preach
beyond reach
Try harder! ;)
fly charter
lustful drinking
Drunk'n stinking
Winkin, Blinkin,
Nod, shoe
ralph toilet
porcelain god [puke]
diety worship
diet workshop
Jenny McCarthy! [drool]
McCarthy era
Its Baaaaack
Poltergeist reference
8)
Ghostly inference
your forgiven
deceptive practices
perfectly cunning
respectfully stunning
cunning stunts [evil]
amazing array
alt.
Magicians and Models
erasing away
difference between
erotic obscene
prurient merriment
purified Murraymint
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ilLuyxqDeYw/Sgjg1zMm4eI/AAAAAAAAAJg/sRi3OtEt6gM/s320/bassetts_murray_mints.gif)
Cunning Linguist
delayed entry
Machiavellian Mouther
mother trucker
maternal motorist
political speaker
inveterate liar
accurate assessment
misanthropic juxtaposition
kinky bastard
stinky custard
Premature Exit
prenatal entry
smegma breath
bad article
awkward arrest?
clumsy collar
gypsy dollar
fake quarter
vending machine
insert dollars
Inert Followers
erect nipples
direct ripples
Unidentified Missile
Prayer Missal
King Missle
Detachable Penis
Martin Scorcese
John Bobbit
porn star
there's video?! [puke]
Ewww, gross!
:P
"Forrest Stump"
Quote from: zooom on November 11, 2010, 08:31:10 AM
"Forrest Stump"
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] That's Funny! ^^^
I agree
also copacetic
Who's next?
Where's Waldo?
thoroughly reprehensible
bad egg
fart joke
Dark Beer
stark fear
naked terror
nude verisimilitude
vaudvillian clothing
Castilian Loathing
Corsican Grudge
marbleized fudge
hash brownies
Brash Townies
trailer trash
bail cash
bounty hunter
Scumbag punter
ballsack kicker
Quote from: Mojo S2R on November 12, 2010, 11:14:46 PM
ballsack kicker
(http://euroross.blogspot.com/Soccer%20Balls%20Kick.jpg) <--- This Guy
That Girl
Other Woman
Backdoor Man
sneaky suspicion
positive proof
plausible deniability
marginal reliability
marginal revenue
Almost unemployed
previously employed
not anymore
Dire Straits
Money for.....
... Nuthin' free
welfare cheese
workfare please
pleasure palace
Love Shack
TIIIIIIIINNNN ROOF!
Rock Lobster
Planet Claire
[bacon]
Planet Rock
Daily Planet
planetary reduction
Henta Virus
Uranus Forgiven
three words :'(
abacus failure
computer crash
computer blue
computer blew
needed money
wealth spent
wet spit
Wet Spot
saliva lube
spit shine
dark lugey
snot rocket
Farmers Blow
farmer's tan
farmboy Wesley
Inigo Montoya
nice thread
shweet shirt
wet tshirt?
double D
people hauler
Volkswagen Bus
Peace Love
free sex
where when
Woodstock NY
happy hippies ...
hungry bellies
Pork Bellies
thick cut
hickory smoked
smithfield virginia
Cob Smoked [drool]
corn squeezins
Bacon drippings! [bacon]
Greased Lightning
John Travolta
DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!
Douche Bag
green potatoe
Eazy E
Grandmaster Flash
Furious Five
Jackson Five
Jackson Browne
Posh Spice
lotsa money
Money hungry
gold digger
grave digger
boob job
Surgeon General
Major Tom
Tom Selleck ;)
Bruce Willis [drink]
Fifth Element
heating element
heated discussion
bad decision
resident evil
evil dead
evil deed
living dead
living will
need money?
How bad?
results vary
NO sleep......
sleep overrated
walking zombie
Lost Boys
Keifer Sutherland
Corey Haim. [laugh]
Corey Feldman
Lame actor
made money
money train
gone away
where to?
to work
play on
go on
really worried
Stressed out?
What's wrong?
bike damaged...
that sucks :P
bike running ... ;D
That's great!!!
Where's Waldo?
who's Waldo?
find Waldo (http://www.findwaldo.com/ (http://www.findwaldo.com/))
interesting page
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Thanking who?
da turkey
which turkey ?
Turkey Jerky
spicy jerky?
From Albuquerque
left turn
Bugs Bunny
bunny boiler
Rollercoaster ride
good morning
fast bike
slow rider
johnny cash
who knows
Not me... ;)
me neither ... ???
Anyone else?
change subject?
NEW BIKE!!!
Nein Nein Nein Happy Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g60jTuhG6ks#normal)
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 28, 2010, 04:13:10 PM
NEW BIKE!!!
Nein Nein Nein Happy Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g60jTuhG6ks#normal)
happy happy happy for new bike dance ..
numerically deficient ;)
rule excemption
Fast bike
red colour
monochrome uncolour
It's shiny!
I know ;) [thumbsup]
i knew
wheelie machine
[evil]
tire destroyer
driverslicense remover
Biposto pregnant doges!
That's right! ;D
biposto who?
beeotches, foo [laugh] ;)
Damn straight!!!
dam strait
Straight and
super stiff
rigor mortis
flexible life
double jointed
My ex...
real loss!
not really... :P
if compartmentalized
Good point... ;)
excellent tip
Beef tips
grilled beef
tri tip
bacon explosion
my dream
already cooked ... â†'â†'â†'
extra crispy!!!
very delicious !!!
Totally tasty!
need remake
Sorry... Sick. :(
Feel better! [coffee]
Thank you! [thumbsup]
feeling better?
a little...
eat [bacon]
have none... :'(
really bad ...
new topic
fried turkey
pickled iraq
pickled herring
brickled hearing?
cheerleaders cheering? [evil]
white wine
work tonight [thumbsdown]
Sick sucks.
getting better... :P
every day...
riding today?
maybe tomorrow.
me to ...
that's today
came back ...
the cat?
don't know
Sesame Street
no like ..
??? everyone likes!
lotsa rain ...
Chocolate Rain
Purple Rain
Apollonia 7 [drool]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 06, 2010, 07:25:52 AM
Apollonia 7 6 [drool]
Vanity 6
(http://systematicdeath.blogg.se/images/2008/apollonia6_1210698497_6404576.jpeg)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Frfxf_56bPQ/SbFY924JjWI/AAAAAAAAANE/XqLAXBy7vm8/s400/Vanity6.jpg)
nasty girdle
Quote from: Mojo S2R on December 06, 2010, 07:21:59 PM
Vanity 6
(http://systematicdeath.blogg.se/images/2008/apollonia6_1210698497_6404576.jpeg)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Frfxf_56bPQ/SbFY924JjWI/AAAAAAAAANE/XqLAXBy7vm8/s400/Vanity6.jpg)
80's Hair! [bow_down]
[bacon]
dramatically large
boobies boobies! ;D
teddybear leghumper
Knight Moosehumper
cat-thumper extraordinaire ;D
ranking wanker
Dirk Diggler?
knife juggler
hole digger
pole swinger
pole acrobatics
bedroom gymnastics
site sight
slight sleight
right rite
read read
foreign neighbour
Ni knee
present present
flow floe
doe dough
red read
Ratt rat
vile vial
patience patients!
vane vein
fair fare
sign sine
weak week
four fore
roe row
wrap rap
night knight
buy bye
or oar
flemish phlegm-ish ?
bored board
rode road
wretch retch
wench winch
see sea
pier peer
here hear
hoar whore
boar bore
Nine Nein! (9) Did ya hear? I got one LOL... ;)
hare hair
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 08, 2010, 10:05:00 AM
Nine Nein! (9) Did ya hear? I got one LOL... ;)
Facebook hacked
Hacker Pschorr [drink]
Overwhelmed whelmed?
infuriated furiated?
inflammable flammable ???
conflict flict?
Skin sin...
meet meat
Bite Bight
air heir
red read
too much
never enough
Business Socks
casual pants
levis dockers
Blue Jeans
soiled lederhosen
Skid marks
Skid Vicious
uncontrollable slide
low side
continuous lean
gangster lean
gansta talk
Gangsta walk
had date?
Went well. ;)
Nice rack! :-*
real? augmented?
Very real!!! ;D
rocket solid
Natural C
motor boat
slam dunk
Lucky me! 8)
you say
Nice ride
who's ride?
saturday night's ;)
Can't wait
for her
to see
this thread!!
she won't...
so sure?
Yes, Sir...
Carry on!
Thanks Ociffer... [drink]
drunk smilie
Whiplash Smile
smelly bastard ...
illegitimate stench
gaseous display
flatulent filet
flagrant offense
fragrant defense
personal barrier
personnel carrier
seamen shuttle
money shot
facial reconstruction
spatial instruction
breast enlargement
Natural's better!
tight buns?
very firm
nice girl
She's alright...
... I guess. ;)
conclusive research
deep undercover?
Undercover lover
Cloverdale
in sufficient
geezer disorientation
wrong thread?
I wish
New Zealand?
penal colony?
penile cologne?
^^^^Much Laughter^^^^
bacon cologne ...
I heave
you hove?
they hover
I'm staring
at them
they're watching
us all
the moderators...?
whodaya think?
Big Brother?
Double Speak
forked tongue
spin doctor
public relations
verbal diarrhea
stop gap
stone wall
Gay Riots?
Edmund White?
Redman Silver
Captain Morgan ...
Captive Organ?
spiced nogg
navy grog
daily blog
chromed hog
bucket bolts
sh!t heap
cow pie
green ice
Slicker'n snot
greased goose
poop spoon
effortless enema
Hershey Squirts
ex lax
LAX International
MIA Int'l
Miami sucks... ;)
family there ... :-\
Too bad... ;D
lotsa party
south beach ... [beer] [beer] [wine] [wine] [drink] [drink] [drool]
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on December 23, 2010, 06:15:12 PM
south beach ... [beer] [beer] [wine] [wine] [drink] [drink] [drool]
okay, agreed! ;D
how's Sonia?
She's great...
[moto]
But lonely
In garage... :-\
read everything [bang]
Merry Christmas!
happy holidays ;D
FELIZ NAVIDAD A TODOS, LOS MEJORES DESEOS DESDE PANAMA
"Calculating route"
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on December 24, 2010, 05:04:28 PM
FELIZ NAVIDAD A TODOS, LOS MEJORES DESEOS DESDE PANAMA
too many! ;)
wrong thread ...
got confused ... :o
many beers
me sorry ...
¡No Problema! [beer]
Feliz Navidad!
Buon Natale! ;D
Merry XMas !!!
Joyeux Noel!
lets eat!
i'm coming ...
Over ate...
too bad.
entirely reprehensible
partially culpable
kinda pregnant
Not really.. ;)
almost right
lotsa aches
watcha think?
Not fun... :P
play hookey
watch Snookie [puke]
avoid rookie
Gettin' Nooky! :-*
smashin pumpkin
lotsa snot
lotsa nogg ...
cranberry bog
Ugly Hog...
pathetic blog
Yule log
minuscule cog
arduous slog
very hungry ...
Eat sumptin'! ;)
Beef stew
exactly that â†'â†'â†'â†'
haggis revulsion
kilt aversion
bagpipe perversion
viral video
homemade porn? :P
what link?
me hungry ...
usually, always ...
tapeworm infestation
Losing weight?
porcine paucity
Decline Swine
remote control
Couch potato
lazyboy potato
football season
almost gone ...
What's next?
Miami Heat!!!!!
Basketball...? Ugh. :P
not likely
Tennis anyone?
Beach Volleyball?
Nas Car
Moto GP
grand pricks
fim? fia? â†'â†'â†'
auto fellatio
manual extraction
prostate maitenance
Manipulation experimentation...
Devout Onanist
me too ... ???
you funny ... ?
on occasion
Quote from: alfisti on January 04, 2011, 05:30:51 PM
Master Bates
(http://www.collectinghollywood.com/SSchwa1.jpg)
[cheeky]
The Toy
it's gone
too bad... :-\
what happened?
???
corn hole
bean bag
tea bag
coffee scroll
irish coffee
colombian guinness
alternative sugar?
stevia plant
deviant molecule
going krazee ...
hating weather
no water !!!!
dry flush?
no flush ...
royal flush?
stinky flush ...
got floaters? [puke]
watcha think
bowl constrictors
seek help.
therapeutic community
ball busters
gimme water ... !!!
gimme shelter
chocolate rain
Purple Rain
muddy waters
Watership Down
man overboard
life preserver
strife deserver
keel haul
corporal punishment
more mental
be gentle?
no need
Prefer rough?
prefer water ... !!!
Prefer wine
me too
but need
to shower
and cook
too much
money spent
poor bastard
Suck it
(http://sharetv.org/images/the_league/cast/large/ruxin.jpg)
make the beast with two backs it
lick it
slam it
hit it
tap it
metro card
yellow card
green card
red flag
black flag
Skunk Sock
got water !!!
start flushing
done that
been there
burnt hair
Time Square
under there
over here
under wear
washed already
skid marks
don't remember
Fulla Sh!t
who me?
Yes you! :D
me hurt
Was kidding... :'(
i knew ... ;D
Big Faker! ;)
fart maker
shart baker
baker shaker
Moneymaker shaker
pole dancer
honeymooner spooner
honeypot spot
g spot
fancy tickler
giggly tickler
gigidy gigidy
yauza yauza
good night ...
So long.
its big
yeah right
I'm Italian... ;)
I'm endowed
hugely avowed
highly evolved
still monkeys
Grape Ape
wankin' primates
spunky monkey
Brass monkey
crass donkey
Donkey Show?!
Mexican Mules?
Brokeback Burros
Burro Boinking?
Jackass jerking... :-X
jerked chicken
pulled pork
slow cooker
crock pot
crack pot
butt head
dirt bag
Sleeping bag
stuck zipper
no sex
Impromptu Circumcision :-X
that hurts ...
Most likely. :P
how's Sonia?
Thoroughly Disgusting
wait what
not related
kissing cousins
bib overalls
sour mash
says who?
hillbilly boys
moonshine run
redneck riders
backroad squids
shrimp dick
wacky rabbi?
dad dwatted
naked gun
Top Gun
super sniper
president's hundred
secret service
special agents
G Men
pork chops
Bacon's better
[bacon] fat
getting closer ;)
[bacon] wrapped
heart attack
Can't sleep
bad dreams
bad reams
Face up
bent over
taxman coming?
Long Line
gang bang?
train pull
Human centipede... [puke]
well hung
Hung well
you say
say anything
^^^^^^^^^^
First Amendment
wood burning
blazing inferno
hot charcoals
roasted marshmallows [drool]
enough snow
winter go
snow tires
chain up
man up
MAN DOWN!
vertica horizon
SAN DIEGO
whales penis
stay classey
me too ... :P
Hi Carlos
how's Sonia?
Still FAST!!! [evil]
that's good ...
needs clutch :P
go Surflex
will upgrade?
not Barnet?
why not?
Surflex pricey!!! :o
then Barnett ...
went OEM... :-\
MacBook Air
Thomas Flair
Blair Witch
BURN HER!!! ;)
Burn Rubber!
eat bacon ...
live forever!
Jerry Attrick
Alz Heimer
Ivana Tinkle
Hugh Jass
Dick Gazinya
Hung Lo
Heywood Jablomie
Ben Dover
Dick Hirtz
Peter Dragon
Mike Hunt
Yuri Tarthead
Dixie Normous
Yurah Lyin
Seamore Butts
Harry Bottoms
Harry Balsach
Harry Pooter
[laugh] [clap]
Richard Sachslap
Richard Cranium
Ivana Hump
Ivan Awfulich
Anita Goodlay
Pussy Galore
Ivava Humpalot
Plenty O'Toole
Phil McCrackin
steve mcqueen
Xenia Onatopp
Bruce Wayne ,,,
John Wayne
The Duke
The Original [bow_down]
true grit
The Comancheros
Rio Bravo
Johnny Bravo
Buzz Killington
Buzz Lightyear
Captain Morgan
and Coke
Boring drink
tequila shots
What Happened?!! :o ??? :P
wasted away
In Margaritaville?
Five somewhere
drunkish here...
where [evil]
jd cola ...
Cold pizza! ;D
warm bacon
Much better! [thumbsup] [drool]
[bacon]
Any Time!
[beer]
Bacon belt?
ate already ...
always room
wait awhile
can't wait
ready now ...!!!
Ready, Set
go,go
Finish line
who won?
Valentino Rossi [moto]
shoulda known... 8)
Good morning! :)
good evening ... ;D
It's Valentine's
singles night ...
sex tonight
tandem rowing
too exhausting â†'â†'â†'
more training
Cardio workout
jumping jacks
Jumping Jill... [evil]
Jumping Sonia... [evil]
Break time [coffee]
so soon â†'â†'â†'
Staff Meeting :P
Ha Ha
who's staff?
once bitten
Twice shy
Great White
mediocre gray
blood red
Bloody Sunday
Bloody Mary
virgin queen
promiscuous princess
prom queen
nine months
Life sentence
college abandoned
Waiting tables
aspiring actress
casting couch
Soon diseased
penicillin shot
Career fail
change position
^^^^^^^^
dog style?
modern missionary
Reverse Cowgirl!!!
Ohfortheloveof Gawd
[roll]
^^^ another orgasm! ;D
You win
[laugh]
tee hee... :D
[beer]
Starting over
â†'â†'â†' no need â†'â†'â†'
but i still have no idea what it is or means ... ;D ;D ;D
Over analyzing. ;)
past caring?
that's right !!!
Ask junkie?
better do
butter dew
butter better!
Honey Butter [drool]
really stupid
Still cranky?
:-*
Me too. :P
self medicate
just stupid
wrongful omniscient
Changed six...
Butt why?
Drinking beer! [beer]
need more
that's why ... [bacon] ... 8)
Little stinkers! :D
[laugh]
Conspiring kids
Love them!!! :)
good then.. [bacon]
benefiting babies
Amazing school!!! [thumbsup]
full stomach ...
Empty bladder
loaded colon
Loaded diaper... ;)
extra wipes [evil]
chaffed bum
apply desitin [thumbsup]
feeling better ... ;D
cold cream? â†'â†'â†'
whip cream.
[evil]
whips/ handcuffs
[evil]
Mister Whipple
Charmin squeezer
Bacon misbehaving
Bad Bacon... [evil]
Goooooooooood mooooooooooooooornig
Another snowstorm!
Rain's gone! ;D
what rain?
no more
good then ...
rinse repeat
rinse cycle
blue skies [thumbsup]
pedal bike! :D
burn charcoals ...
cozy fire
Thirty miles!
burning lungs?
maybe quads?
gotta go ...
burning man
desert shenanigans
off-road hooliganism
plain hooliganism
they hurt
take Advil
take desitin
;)
prefer Aquafor
drink beer
tastes better ... ;D
that too... ;)
Less filling...
Miller Lite..? [puke] [puke] [puke]
loose bowels
Moose jowls
bacon fritters
heart attack
says who?
send receipe ...
he ain't
Quote from: Spck31 on February 24, 2011, 12:29:52 PM
proof please! :)
your proof... :-*
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/342e1174.jpg)
[drool]
[bacon]
make hungry
Ha ha
send receipe ...
email sent ... ;D
I'm back
Darn it... :-\
no need ... !!!
I'm needy... ;)
me screwed ...
Nice Monster... [thumbsup]
so nice!!!!!!!! [drool] [drool] [drool] [bow_down]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 24, 2011, 01:13:41 PM
your proof... :-*
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/342e1174.jpg)
[drool]
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 25, 2011, 06:11:19 PM
Nice Monster... [thumbsup]
lotsa work ... 8)
saw the helmet i sent?
Quote from: Spck31 on February 26, 2011, 05:34:47 PM
so nice!!!!!!!! [drool] [drool] [drool] [bow_down]
unbelievable dish
must try ...
C'mon over... ;)
liked helmet?
hand job
you wished ... ;D
999 helmet... [thumbsup]
nice find.. ;D
Want bacon! :D
me too !!!!! [evil]
pink tutu
Neighbors smoking >:(
FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
Fire hose!
water bucket
Quote from: IZ on March 01, 2011, 05:55:38 AM
Neighbors smoking >:(
place stinks!! [thumbsdown]
move again... ;)
stay put
Movin' soon..
[thumbsup]
Yet again... [cheeky]
Charlotte. Maybe??
Blue Ridge?
Twisty mountains?!
Ventura county. ;)
SuMmiT County
Ouray Twistier. ;D
seriously, bacon?
;)
Mr. Twister
twisted mind.
bacon wrapped
double poster
Vacationing there
in twistedville?
cafe cubano
tasty sandwich
grilled cheese
media noche
menana temprano
it's ok ...
always is ...
Damn skippy!!!
vodka rules!
Terror Reigning
beer hangover !!!
bean wrestling!!!
sausage smuggling
Baloney Pony?
hangover gone .... !!!!!!!!
Keep drinking!
Hungover now
never end !!!!!
Margarita time!
Sunday morning [bacon]
â†'â†'â†'â†' three words ....
Hangover over! [thumbsup]
start baconing!!!
i'm drinking ....
I'm baconing... :D
No pressure...
still drinking !!!
Bacon dinner! [thumbsup]
vewy tiwed ...
I'm jealous... ;)
why's that ????
Stella's chocolate.. [drool]
Drinking, Darkmonster? ;)
not today ...
had enough ...
days past ...
liver overload?
teeth floating?
liver overload ...
drink water [thumbsup]
Drink bacon
bacon butter...
beer thirty
[drink]
Bottoms up!!
[beer]
tops off 8)
Credit companies [thumbsdown]
plus one
hit me ... !!!!
Double down
three count?
no dice.
Fried rice
nom nom
pom poms
rice crispies
rice paddy
pork patty ...
St Patty
[thumbsup]
Mmmm Beer!
chicharrones fritos
[bacon]
that's pork bellies in spanish
artery blockage
no way
doc says
he's lying
Bacon's better!
happy hour!
Happy happy!
tequila shot!
Tequila Mockingbird
More w[h]ine
More chocolate!
Right! Thanks!
Dark& Ginger
With red
;D
Bacon's red... ;)
Toasting Heidi
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5171/5519163938_a50fe518d9.jpg)
Noble cause.
Joined ya... [wine]
Thank you
You're welcome
joining you
New day! [thumbsup]
StPatty's Party
[thumbsup] [drink] [beer]
pub crawl [thumbsup]
so soon â†'â†'â†'â†'â†'
for charity ;D
that's good ... [thumbsup]
green beer
root beer?
not quite...
i know .... [drink]
just joking ... ;D
2much beer
Cheap date.
Lindsey Lohan
Gigity gigity
Quagmire approves!
Free ballin'
commando style
commanding wife ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av8TBy0s0YE
power commander
Captain Underpants
Rear-Admiral Rumphole
pickle kisser
toe sucker
Lollipop Guild
Betty Humpter
humpty dumpty
Big fall
break balls
Bustin' Chops
Fryin bacon ...
earth quaking :o
sheet shaking ;D
scalp flaking
psoriasis drandruf?
sarcastic trousers [evil]
rebelious hair
revolutionary successor
fred flinstone
she's it
thought so ...
Me too...
Willie Fisterbottom
Hugh Jass
it's alive
What is?
From Beyond
From Beyond part one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geXgjWB0s7I&feature=related#normal)
from behind
reach around
run around
clown around
mess around
Fool around
greasy keyboard ;D
why's that?
wild guess
not good
Spank sock :P
spank monkey
Bacon Junkie
nom bacon
me too [drool]
cardiovascular occlusion
LOUD NOISES
Gaseous emanations?
Gaseous obnoxious
fierce flatulence
Harley downshifting?
Avoid downwind
avoid closeness
commitment shy
who, you?
wait, what?
;)
who's where?
under where?
behind here
left behind
from behind
pathologically obsessive
who, me?! 8)
yes you
could be... [bacon]
what could
Me, obsessed...
yes you ... !!!!
me thinks
why's that? â†'â†'
don't yell !!!
answering consistenly
repetitious refrains
reptilian remains
Croc shit
need coffee ...
need bacon
got everything ...
so sleepy
super bored
want pizza
pizza. coma.
moto gp
later today !!!!
inflator tolay
for not
deflating her
sloppy seconds
Dirty thirds. :P
foul fourths
stinking fifths
syphilitic sixths
septic sevenths
Eschew eighths... :P
UPSET STOMACH
No ninths?
bodacious nines?
bloody knees :P
feeling pain?
embarrassingly so
no leathers?
hyper dog... :-\
Jack Russell
Russell Stover
Ferrero Rocher
Willy Wonka
Charlie Sheen
he's winning
that's good
Dead Pool?
Dirty Harry
clean clothes
Laundry's done
Pink whites
Separated colors. ;)
Old South
Eradicate hatred
Integrate Laundry!
Tumble dry!
Static Cling
lint ball
Debutante Ball
Ivanna Ball
Lucille Ball
foul ball
bad lay
dead fish
no fun
Party pooper
come out
Come in
drunken mistake?
pay later
loan shark
broken kneecap
shylock
big mistake
hang him
Burn him!
spike him?
have compassion
no way !!!
No how
peace & love
Guns & Roses
Van Halen [bow_down]
Van Hagar
big hair
glam rock
Pebbles Flintstone
Wilma's hot!
Or Not
maybe yes
Seriously? Wilma?
no betty
George Jetson
;)
childhood cartoons?
lifetime favorites
still laughtastic!
that's true
wynonna juuuuuddddddd
Her too! ;)
her terms
Conan perhaps?
the barbarian?
that one
the Ah-nold
mr governor?
that's "Governator"
Or sterioidal
that's alcoholism
self medicating... ;)
vodka tonic
rum cola
DiSarrono Limoncello
Blue Curacao
boiler maker
Boiler Room
Cement Mixer
Mafia shoes
Italian leather
vewy soft
corinthian leather
vewy expensive?
Italian Bacon?
no water ...
did that ...
Repeat again... ;)
later today ...
earlier yesterday
Probably tonight... ;)
me too
i wish
why 521?
a secret :)
you say
date maybe?
go ahead
enjoy yourselfs
not that
kind of
date silly ;D
Says Elyse... ;)
thats right!! [laugh]
my bad
me sorry
You're forgiven...
thank you [thumbsup]
hello all !!!
hangin', how?
very well
hamburglar arrested
well done?
Squeezed cheek
mush tush
raped rump
blemished goods
Damaged brain. :P
dumpster diving
Trash talkin'
smack attack
snack attack?
sneak attack
Mac attack
Mac Daddy
maccheese
Mayor
captain
william shatner
great cornholio
when writing
writers block
wanker's sock
snickety snafu
Situation unknown...
General Disarray
south park
south beach
Horrible Nightmares
Encourageable Nightnurse [evil]
Excitable nursemaid
pleasurable spongebath
Spongebob Squarepants
bikini bottom
cotton panel
Wet t-shirt
you wish [laugh]
i do
i know :)
I'll watch
Me too...! [evil]
you what?
he'll watch [cheeky]
you two?
I'm nasty... [evil]
brussell sprouts [puke]
bacon wraped?
Good Morning! [bacon]
pork ning?
Sofa king
fairy princess
princess fairly?
Chris Farley? :D
fat man
me too... :P
not you?
hope not!
started running...
from cops?
flat foot
chicken trot
sounds painful
try ignorance...
it's bliss
I disagree
Bacon's bliss! ;D
[bacon]
ice cream
rocky road [drool]
double chocolate
Maple Bacon!
delicious food!!
scrumptious snacks!
willy wonka
Oompa Loompa
chucka lucka
bumpity bumpity
humpty dumpty
Breakfast time
too early
Bacon Time? ;)
mmm bacon
Nothing's better! [thumbsup]
you sure?
hot sex?
usually always ;D [evil]
makin' bacon?
cooking it ... ;D
not always
gibble gibble
jibba jabba
Judge Sanders
Jibber jabber humour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgtPJH4mdw#normal)
half measure
carbon fiber
Chronic Fibber
dietary fiber
or McGuyver
Quote from: RAT900 on April 07, 2011, 02:19:16 PM
Judge Sanders
Jibber jabber humour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgtPJH4mdw#normal)
Only the original:
Quit your jibber jabber says Mr. T! I Pity The Fool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eisa5AZ20W0#normal)
masking tape
masked man
naked woman
no kidding?
who's kidding?
It's befitting...
silly bacon
hungry again
me boredas
Start drinking! [thumbsup]
sobriety sucks
Short memory
Remember what? ???
;)
I know :D
he forgets!
you see ...
Still confused... :-[
boom roasted
on fire
try extinguisher
Long hose
where's Herm?
Scared off...
No hose?
shrunk it?
no... pyrophobia. ;)
flameus afraidicus.. ;D
canine flatulence
[puke]
gaseous emanations. :-X
gaseous obnoxious
I'm Farticus? [laugh]
you say
popcorn dinner... :-\
coming over ...!!!
was yesterday... ;)
going MTB'ing
gone walking
I'm back! :)
i won!!!!!
wasn't racing... ;)
neither me ... ;D
I'm hungry
Homemadelobster mac&cheese
[drool]
bison ribeye [thumbsup]
grilled meat
soooooo hungry
formula one
baby formula
send please!
stop by
road trip! [moto]
stop teasing... :'(
[cheeky]
or is't.....
goin nuts
Mine's shorter... ;)
we've heard!
The trip...
To crazy
I meant!!!
meat sweater
Mean Loaf
[roll] ;D
meat balls! [drool]
or sausage?
italian style
Italian Isle
Sicily Sardinia
Spicy sausage
Borgo Panigale
Italian's better.. ;)
Best not
you know
Not me... :-X
Knot Me
;D
fool you ...
once, twice
thump thump
my humps
cheap trick
dirty minds
think alike ;)
Dirty deeds
dirt cheap
nice one! [thumbsup]
turbo lover
I'm your?
not you !!!
whew, thanks!
please dood
Where's Stella?!
me dunno
Ask Randy..?
why me?
Why not?
me here ...
you there...
Sounds fair... ;)
frustrating day :P
that sucks :(
vacuums suck
don't vacuum
yeah, sucks
hunger sucks
Bacon sandwich! [drool]
where's mine?
Right here! 8)
need one
me too
Godzilla/Mothra
Superman/Luthor
Ham & Cheesee ...
Bacon/eggs
Freshy/IZ [roll]
Just kidding... ;D
Bacon fight! :D [bacon]
don't waste ... :D [bacon]
eat it !!!
Just did...! ;)
hate you ... ???
Love me..! :-*
audi avant?
vw tiguan
Cars Suck
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-35.jpg)
Whiskey Doesn't
Johnny Walker
Black Label
Blue Label
blueplate special
curly wurly
topsy turvy
lean angle
fat corner :P [laugh]
bacon angle?
boobs rock
bottoms up!!!
hands down!
hi five
me too?? :)
come over ... [beer]
Got bacon?
surely do ...
Got enough? [evil]
think so ...
<==== LOVES bacon ;D
me too
Tee Hee... [blush]
You funny... :)
my curse :)
me hungry ....
only water ... :'(
poor guy
don't say
can't sleep
why's that?
no booze... ;)
count sheep
"Hand Jive"
hand job
no love?
any suggestions?
rampage killings?
slightly overboard... ;)
that much?
little bit
me stressed
punching bag! [thumbsup]
don't have ...
use pillows ;)
shoot em?
only once [thumbsup]
Wings win!
double alpha ...
alpha dog
pulp fiction
Inglorious Basterds
Replacement Killers
Killer Bees
bee fungus
honey pot
honey wagon
honey's honey
funny money
Chump change
strange love
flash dance
Duran duran
def leppard
Bon Jovi
Motley Crue
Alice Cooper [evil]
Led Zeppelin
Zapato Espinoza
fresh zapallo
Zippity Doodah
humpty dumpty
Big Fall
broken egg
Make omelettes
swine flu
chimney flue
Mary Poppins
Peter Pan
Peter Piper
Pied Piper ...
Crack piper. ;)
Pit Viper
Candy Striper... ;)
bacon junkie
justice league
Hanna Barbera
Santa Barbara?
New Metropolis
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on April 21, 2011, 02:56:45 PM
Santa Barbara
DIMBY Location! [moto]
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=46811.msg849816#msg849816 ;)
too far ... :(
start now! ;D
gimme money ... !!!
me too!!!
me three!
we four?
just three... ;)
that's better
Three's Company
Thigh Master
menage trois?
Three's Company
good show
who's winning
who's loosing
Who's losing? :-*
Not Charlie
Choochoo Charlie?
Charlston Chew
Violet Crumble
goodn' plenty
mike'n ike
abba zabba
hot tamales
Jelly Bellies
Belly Flops
crash dive
diver down
McGyver Frown
Who's that?
good then !!!
Yummy breakfast! [drool]
lotsa bacon ...
Eggs too! :)
of course
tomorrow, too! [thumbsup]
Prince Concert
Last night!!! [bow_down]
abdominal pain
high fever ...
Food poisoning? :P
dunno what ...
bacon cures!
cures everything
tasty, too! [drool]
too heavy
get muscles! [cheeky]
vewy funny
I try... [cheeky]
me too ...
Where's AJ?
me dunno ...
Or Stella?
keine ahnung !!!
Where's Carlos? ;)
Where's Waldo ? ;D
Waldo who?
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on April 25, 2011, 07:29:32 AM
Where's Carlos? ;)
Right here ... :D
although for very little time, just for lunch today ... :(
Hey Buddy! :D
good morning :D
more coffee
Mountain Dew
sugar water
energy drink
Power surge
heart attack..
And Vine
white wine
999's mine! [moto] [evil]
you sure?
Hell YEAH!!! ;D
Show pink
at home
wanna see
see what?!
oh, hi
good nite ...
lite brite
Hump Day!!!
that's today! :D
Friday's coming!!! [thumbsup]
Week end !!!! [thumbsup] [moto] [beer] [popcorn] [bacon]
yard work :P
wet day ... [bang]
Quote from: Spck31 on April 27, 2011, 02:17:40 PM
Week end !!!! [thumbsup] [moto] [beer] [popcorn] [bacon]
Going ridin'!!! ;D [evil] [bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on April 27, 2011, 07:24:04 PM
Going ridin'!!! ;D [evil] [bacon]
Nice time!!!!! [moto] [evil] [bacon]
bike down ...
flat tire ...
Like IZ?
could be ...
Rusty nail?
no idea ...
fixing soon?
coming soon...
IT'S FRIDAY!!!! [moto]
;D ;D ;D
soooooooooooooooooooooooooo HAPPY!!!!! [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [clap] [clap] [clap] ;D ;D ;D
Party time!
flat fixed ...
burn rubber
going to ...
South park. [thumbsup]
Primus sucks!
black coffee
White Wedding
you sure? :o
prince william?
who's that? ;)
someone lucky
I'm lucky...
Lucky Duc
DIMBY Duc
fast duc ...
I have... [evil]
show off :P
back sweating ...
lotsa humidity ... :o
damp drawers
wet bottoms ... :o
change diaper [laugh]
not pasty
hot pastry
bacon filled?
Maple Bacon
hardwood smoked
hard wood
blue pill
not needed... ;)
tense muscles ...
massage therapy
deep tissue ...
hot stone
swedish style
nuru style [evil]
Look! Chicken!
bacon wrapped... ;D
...BBQ cooked.. [drool] (i mean chicken beacon wrapped BBQ cooked)
oven roasted
Marshmallow toasted
Jamaican jerk
American Gigilo
goonie googooloo
Truffle Shuffle
rush hour
Traffic jam. [bang]
go riding ...
too cold
wear jacket
and underwear
aw man
happy man
burning man
Got him!
Got Milk?
89 percent
mediocre octane
Knocking/pinging
pinging ponging
;D
bad fuel
bad santa
no cookies ;D
no milk ... [evil]
no love... :'(
self help
self pleasure
dirty mind ;D
can't wash ...
Brain Bleach. :P
brain fart?
Stinky finger
sticky bun
Jelly roll
bear claw
bear nekkid
bear poop
bear honey?
bare all
too shy ... :-[
too fluffy
too chubby ...
too right
too tight?
Less bacon
no way!!!!!
more BACON! [bacon]
less turkey
more pork
bbq time
who's house?
you're welcome ;)
i'm tired
Bed time
hit hay 8)
Good Night!
Sleepless morning
weepless mourning
tipless waitress
surly server
grouchy cook
contaminated food
special sauce
marinara mystery
carbonara mistake
chef's surprise
hot dog
tube steak
philly steak
party time ;D
happy birthday!
who's birhtday?
spilled milk
rotten milk
Nasal damage
loose vowels
sink ships
evil mermaids
Sexy sinners
Jesse James
Gun Slinger
Weeny slinger
willy wonka
willy wanker
willy fisterbottom
moby dick
Melvillian Opus
Whale Tales
camel hooves
donkey ears
Dog years
photon rays
buttermilk pancakes
belgian waffles
bacon pancakes
eggs benedict
chile poblano
chile relleno
tostada verde
Carnitas Michoacan
Frijoles refritos ...
MAKING ME
VERRRRRY HUNGRY!!
Me cooking ...
... burritos please!
white rice
roasted pork
andkidney beans
green salad
red rum
Here's Johnny!
Who's Johnny?
Captain Sparrow
Thought Morgan ...
morgan fairchild
could be ...
morgan freeman
too ugly
too old
bucket list
bucket truck
honey wagon
paddy wagon
Paddy O'Furniture ;D
paddy cake
Baker's Man
Shepperd's Pie
Pot Pie
Cheese Cake
center fold
Megan Fox?
shes overrated
Amparo Grisales ...
Monica Bellucci
[drool]
Salma Hayek [evil] [thumbsup]
Not bad...
[cheeky]
A ten
ten four
10-100
twenty twenty
perfect vision
double vision
double dogdareya
Frozen Flagpole
tongue stuck
double dare
got home ...
very tired ...
very wet ...
Gina too ...
Wetter's better! ;)
no comment... [laugh]
why's that?
three guesses... ;D
no rain?
strike one... ;)
lotsa snow?
strike two... :D
um, clutch???
no bike?
answer now
went riding
I'm sorry...
want answer..? ;)
why not
serve table?
Slip'n Slide
KY Jelly
Warm sensation
dirty laundry
the eagles
Hotel California
lovely place :)
Close by...
never leave
very hot !!!
CHICKEN WINGS!
[drool]
had them !!!
as appetizer !!!
Tasty tapas
chorizo espanol
Birthday Bacon! :D
Chocolate Cake!
Cake Boss
Boss Hogg :D
Daisy Duke :P
first "girlfriend!" [laugh]
right hand ... [cheeky] ;D
both hands
and feet
monkey toes
Little ones
hate treadmills
Conveyor Belt... ;)
Fasten seatbelts
No smoking
complimentary upgrade [thumbsup]
free drinks !!!
Plane takeoff
blue dress
yellow ribbon
oak tree
mapple syrup
fluffy waffles
bacon side
extra crispy ;D
sometimes chewy :D
syrup drenched
cupcake frosting ;)
eat cake
drink milk
soy milk
goat's milk
mama's milk
Chili Peppers
Sir Psycho
for you ...
Doctor Psycho
Doctor Death
that too ...
What? Who..?
who you?
Wasn't me!!! [cheeky]
me exhausted
Pretty sure...
good nite
Sleep tight...
early rise
sunny days
very hungry
lunch time
soup time ..!!!
pasta lover
very lazy
Food Coma
could be
Quite possibly..
roasted turkey?
crab legs
crab cakes
king crab
King Tut
the Sphinx
grilled cheese
stinky cheese
cheddar cheese
blue cheese
stilton cheese
mozzarella cheese
saojorge cheese [drool]
arroz carreteiro
^^^^^
what the?
brazilian food
Brazilian rice
Brazilian women [bacon]
bacon strips
chicken strips :o
stricken lips
fried cheese
good teeth
summer teeth
gold crown
diamond tiara
wet rain
you're alive !!!
code red
Was drinking
Last night
With SacDuc...
[beer]
give notice
next time
Thanks Stella! ;D
so quiet
cricket...cricket
BETTER NOW
time heals
time ages
times forgets
like it?
take it!
Good Night !!!
sleep tight
sunny day! 8)
kosher diet [bacon]
oompa loompa
Augustus Gloop
Veruca Salt
Lake City
of lights
pouring rain
Duc Lunch
Cheek Meat
rump roast
pot roast
chicken licken
priority mail
snail mail
classic mail
classical music
the kinks?
the mozart?
the pelvis
connected to
the Elvis... ;D
pelvis impersonator
mind blower
pleasure blower
pissed off [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] >:( >:( >:( >:(
Nuked it?
will do ...
No love? :(
self love
40 love
true love
true blue
blue blood
Blue collar
Pink Collar
paisley shirt
Paisley Park
prince revolution
morris day
Ferris Buehler
ferris wheel
ferrous metal
computer fixed !!!
for now
that's it ...
I'm hungover...
drink gatorade
Bloody Mary
Cuba Libre
nacho libre :D
nacho grande
big cheese
four cheese
another oxymoron... :D
stupid welder? ;)
overpaid teacher [bang]
vertical archer??
you four?
high five
L Twin... [moto]
Close enough...
my thread...
:-*
CHEATER CHEATER :P
double cheater !!!!
Bacon Eater! ;D
spaghetti western
Clint Eastwood
Bud Spencer
Dirty Harry
gran torino
Terence Hill
pm sent
PM Dawn... :D
Nenneh Cherry
Cherry Coke
cherry bomb
<===== dislikes cherries [puke]
<== likes cherries!
exhaustively cheap
my ex?
you know !!!
you betcha
ex wife?
not really
neighbor's wife?
Only once... :-[
community property?
not quite... :-X
Asian Hooker
met "Ash"..? ;)
venerable diocese
california blue
burning sensation
Need antibiotics? [puke]
use condoms
Wrap it!
Slap it...
too weird
chop it !!!
spank it
bad doggie!
doggie bag
tea bag
coffee sack
HAPPY DAY!
day trader
Trader Joe's 8)
Joe Boxer
Boxer Cup [moto]
Stanley Cup
UEFA Cup ..
wine cup
[wine]
oil barrel
oak barrel
cold beer
cold shoulder
clam showder
clam digger
red lobster
golden corral
ok corral
coral reef
need help
psychological examination? ;)
Rorschach test
ink blot
stink pot
pink dot
think not
back hurts
powerful narcotics
mindless robotics
neon knights
Leon Neon
Freon leaks
twin peaks
inseparable greeks
not geek
snot gleeks
book worm
hook worm [puke]
Mezcal worm
ewwww worms!!
worm hole
corn hole
horse shoe
lucky charms
Magically Delicious!
sea urchin
baby gherkin
fish curry
con queso
white rice
me hungry
go eat
Burger Time!
and beacon [drool]
tomato mustard
Just bacon... ;)
makin' bacon
Always fun! ;D
breakfast yet?
bacon/eggs...
wheres mine??? [bacon]
Right here ---> [bacon]
;D
smarty pants :P
fancy pants
heavily dissapointed
lightly amused
lucky you
pizza pizza
piazza navona
Braciola Polpettini
[drool]
Meat Lover's
Lover's Leap
Leap Year
Leap Frog
Frog jump
bunny hop
lion pounce
bounce house
Mattress Professionals
breathe heavily
prank call
stalk her
bean stalk
been stalked
me too... :-\
bunny boiler
Psycho exgirlfriend
love's strange....
Dr. Strangelove
love bomb
STD detonation
penicillin shot
adrenalin rush
no pain
no gain
Ro Gain
ben gay
you have? ;)
no pain
is wrong
yes ma'am
so no need for ben gay ... or anything of the like
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on May 23, 2011, 05:17:51 PM
yes ma'am
so no need for ben gay ... or anything of the like
caught cheating
small print
explanation is
you used
more than
two words
had too ...
[bang] [bang]
dinner time
take out
NO!!! delivery!! ;D
lazy girl !!!!!
Fiesty bunch!
NFL Monday?
Anxiety monday
plain Monday ..
Vanilla shake
laundry time... :P
warm blankets <3 <3
hot sheets
freshly cleaned [thumbsup]
Old Term
Downy Fresh? :D
hotsheet hotel
Notell Motel
hourly rates!!!
backseat instead... ;)
cheap date
Volkswagen Beetle
bacon's cheap???!!?? :o
White Castle
triple-jointed
playground trawler
sand crawler
night crawlers
night haulers
fight callers
ring girls? ;D
wedding ceremonies?
umbrella girls?
thunder thighs
strong women.... [drool]
Amazon Women
Italian Women... [bow_down] [drool]
depilatory creams
ambulatory screams
Lawyer's Dreams
Dream Team
Green Bean
Green Burrito
pink taco
Dirty Sanchez
Speedy Gonzalez
Gogo Gomez
GoGo Dancers
gogo gadget
the gogos
the bangles
The Birds
hitch cock
rooster tail
propeller thrust
pelvic thrust [thumbsup]
fertility dance
bango tango
horizontal bop
wango tango !!!
Bingo Bongo
chucka lucka
whacka whacka
hucka tucka
scratch fever
Beaver Cleaver
bushy triangle
mushy quadrangle
care bear
Car Beer
beer car
Drunk Driver ^^^
mad mothers
crazy fathers?
dysfunctional families
Damn You!!!
Beaver Dam
damn beaver
Damn Woodchucks!!!
Hoover Dam
Hoover vacuum
hover craft
jealous wife !!!
Dangling Participle
Preteritus perfect
Latin Pluperfect
Roman Empire
fancy shmancy
Fritzy Pantzy! ;D
hot laps
Hot Lips
mash potatoes
sour mash
Tennessee Whiskey
Makers Mark
Jack Daniel's
Old Bartons [puke]
Johnny Walker
Funny Talker
woozy wobler
curbside crawler
Mezcal worm
Dusty Gringo
Bud Spencer
Spud fencer
Mercury Rising
Peter Dragon
Clutch Cargo
over night
pijama party?
pillow fight?
could be ... [roll]
new direction...
explain yourself ...
Start sentences...
How does...
....rednecks talk.
lost me ...
pm sent...
gotta read !!!
got it !!!
then give
How do
smoked salmon
when you
don't know
buy some
smoke cannabis
missed point... :-\
smoking cannibis?
gettin' stupid
more stoopidder
Damn bird!
SHUT UP!!
So tired.
I haven't......
I have! ;D
didn't help?
Not really.
eschew ambien
Good Morning !!!
make the beast with two backs off ;D
You too ... ;D
Proper Greetings [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Bite me. [thumbsup]
Ingest Caca
Subsequently perish
BELOW ME! ;D
above you
friday night
still working
tattooing legs
Henna arm
Green Sleeves
french maid
home made
kinky outfit
perverted sidecar
sideways moves
sideways glances
glassy eyes
flabby thighs
double chin
glass jaw
We're drunk! [drink]
Raised Glasses
bottoms up !!!
burning buttocks
rump rangers
pickle kissers
lucky ones
Drunk again...
re-inebriated rummy
big hangover
wet ride
slipery ride
slippity slide
raza mattaz
ala kazam
ala carte
ala mode
three words â†'â†'â†'
thank you :D
it's tuesday!
not monday! ;)
is Wednesday.
out back
Santa Barbara!! [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
San Francisco
Santa Ana
El Chorrillo
Roberto Duran
doing homework?
Quote from: Desert Dust on May 31, 2011, 07:22:28 PM
hands stone
Fists of Stone >>>> Yes I know ... more than 2 words but, needed correction ... bite me !!!
Settle down! ;)
me settled ...
me sleepy ...
read tosat
Shit, Carlos. :P
Goodvibes sent...
Healing Prayers
mosquitos suck
ravenous insects
annoying bugs
little chiwawa
bag poop
douche bag
pandora's box
pan's labyrinth
tomb raider
womb invader
probably is... [evil]
potentially are
mental issues
lament tissues
crying towels
weaping bunnies
leapin' lizards!
slimmy bugs
greasy hugs
scumbag thugs
predatory lenders
throat punch
eye poke
slow poke
speed up
slow down
run around
reach around
behind you
above me...
on top
Below me!
next left
dark alley? :-*
Hello Hooker!
10 dollars...
bacons cheap ;)
good morning
don't start
why not?
proper salutations!!!
lunch then?
brunch better
Champagne brunch ;D
Vodka Breakfast
you russian?
no hurry
me shower ...
bad visuals [laugh]
gotta work
worse visuals
stay home?
idle rich
less choke
in limbo
on standby
riding out ...
driving in
Quote
10 dollars...
Quote from: elyse on June 02, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
bacons cheap ;)
That's expensive!
got wet [bang]
soaked saturday
gonna get [Dolph]
lucky you !!!
got lucky
lotsa precipitation
isolated showers 8)
could be
Inquiring minds
no details
much better
good night
bad visual
off topic
bike riding?
bacon lucky
melted cheesee
reuben sammich
deli sammich
ham sammich
brisket sammich
tongue sammich [puke]
tripe stew
Duc Stew
[thumbsup]
lost nothing
exchange everything
no refunds
that's fair
fairly obvious
obviously fair
fairly firm
well rounded
my belly
My Sharona
annoying song... :P
bleeding ears
say what?
loud noises
sound engineer ^^^ [beer]
loud pipes
save lives
wake neighbors
getting even
sort off
morning glory
cockmeat sandwich
Dude, really?
line crossed?
make the beast with two backs no! [thumbsup]
motor boating...
boating accident
flotation device
anchors away
Brigitte Bardot
(http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs028/1101395845702/img/960.jpg)
water landing
got yeti?
;D
Do you?! [beer]
YETI 575!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOOO pregnant dogIN'!!!
;D
freakin' awesome
Extremely Outstanding!
fantastically fanstastic
double double
triple triple
octo mom
ugly mom
ugly duckling
baby swan
swan lake
russian ballet
black swan
black adder
cow udder
S2R udder
loud exhaust
big fine
where's that?
under where?? :)
down under
I do..! :D
I thee
umm, what?
I dunno
me neither... :-\
dinner time
Miller Time! [beer]
Heffe Weizen [drink]
Guiness Stout [drink]
Dunkel Weizen
double barrel
double action
Double Trouble
just me.. :-*
trust me
Who's ima??
intended pun
pun intended
girl interrupted
lame movie
Chick Flick
boring flick
never seen
Invisible Man
Mr Hyde
Fantastic Four
Four score
Gettysburg Address
Abel Lincoln
Marg Tatcher
Marg Arita
Captian Morgan ..
...and Cola
with lemon
thirsty now... :D
Rob Roy
Clark Kent
Lois Lane
memory lane
long time
far away
over hills
close by
next door
neighbors house
naughty girl
Farmer's daughter? ;D
Daisy Duke?
bo's cuter :)
umm... NO! :P
YES HUH!!!!
Brenda Lee?
Linda Carter... [bow_down]
Sarah Shahi
donnie wahlberg [drool] [laugh]
Monica Bellucci
(http://starspage.net/wallpapers/Monica-Bellucci-Wallpapers/images/Monica%20Bellucci%20Wallpapers%2025.jpg)
john cena ;)
Lauren Bacall
Lita Ford
Josh Duhamel
Kim Wilde
Danica Patrick
Pipa Middleton
Cristiano Ronaldo
Mila Jovovich
DANIEL
CRAIG
.
young elvis
Kate Beckinsale
Mia Sara
Bo Derek
Steve McQueen
Sophia Lauren
Gina Lollobrigida
Isabella Rossalini
adam brody
Jenna Elfman
Courtney Cox
Matthew McConaughey
Eva Mendez
freddie prinzejr
bacon says
good nite
gotta eat ...
me too
laundry time
clean sheets
Holy sheet
all clean ;D
need shower
wash hair?
oh.. nevermind ;D
[laugh]
you funny...
>:(
sarcastically silly ;)
oh, yeah.. ;D
g'night bacon :)
good night
segmented conversation?
broken sentence
good morning
me hurt ... :'(
MAN-UP!!
Monday Monday ...
NO CHEERFULNESS!!
You funny ... ;D
very tired
night shift?
caffeine overload :-/
drink water ...;D
imbibe aqua
si senior [cheeky]
pay day
play date
blind date
youthful optimism
[laugh] [laugh]
other brain
genius genitals
highly intelligent
deviously dangerous
dangerous diversions
risky perversions
apologies follow
trust restored
tenuous ceasefire
future offenses
inevitable relapse
pathological betrayals
ex fiance [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
flagrant philanderers
fragrant philodendron
stinking fragances
Pepe LePew
Looney Toonz
wise ass!!!
ass wise?
gluteus maximus
hairy spider
Sigmund Freud
good doctor
quacking idol
golden goose
egg layed
layed eggs?
umm... sure! ;)
good then
right on! [thumbsup]
had dinner
you did?
going running... :P
not running...
just plodding... :-X
couch potato!!!
;D
no reminding! ;)
shape up!
[thumbsup]
Back atcha! :-*
;D
eat muffin
who's muffin? ;)
muffin top
spare tire
pot belly
love handles
Quote from: AJ on June 06, 2011, 09:44:35 PM
spare tire
FAT TIRE!!!!!!
(gawd I have GOT to go to bed!)
I'm new
I'm not
that old
Yeepee Yeah !!!
Welcome, crude! [Dolph]
go eat !!!
Not hungry... ;)
why's that?
positive thinking... :P
positively brilliant
thank you! ;)
freaking tired ...
Then sleep... ;)
must finish
Studying for...
...urine test?! [laugh]
very funny
Snarky humor... ;)
My favorite :)
night night...
Sweet dreams :(
Sleep's overrated
urine test
not again [laugh]
we lurk ;D
hump day !!!
sliding home
sliping tongue
not invited?
why not?
400 miles...
short hop
long run
sore bum
homeless bum
vagrant posterior
itinerant butt
horses arse
cow's doing
nooooooo horse!!! :P
hipopotamus fan
ummm... HUH??!!?? ??? ;D
crap fan ;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] MUCH better!!
stinging bees
allergic reactions
anaphylactic shock
throat closures
Ambulance rides... :P
strapped down
slightly claustrophobic
batshit crazy
hydrophobic consternation
youre constipated?? ??? [laugh]
not me ...
Psychedelic Furs
could be ...;D
Fun girl! ;)
she is [devil];D
jealous bacon ;)
don't know
Ask him [bacon]
you should
not jealous... ;)
Me neither :)
hormonal flirtations
just horny... ;)
public legging
double dirty
humping dogs
animal cruelty!
dog breeders?
elephant pants
cat walk
Prancing Pussy
bottomless pit
bottomly split
split ends
tight ends
frugal individual
parsimoniously indivisible
bankrupt divorcée
tunnel vision
funnel cakes!
funeral wakes
geologic quakes
mighty shakes
double takes
potty breaks
Urinal Cakes
urine test
Duchamp's Fountain
Mannequin Pis
no drugs
get job?
not yet
got interview
with the
big boss
on Monday
type faster!
demand urine
refund if
not hired
explain detox
agony required
to pass
the test
fill up
on what?
no need
they paid
for it
G'Luck, Carlos!
thanks bj
too quiet!! [thumbsdown]
late evening
just starting
No stopping
runaway train
runaway bride
bad movie
must be
I'm Here
Good Morning!! [laugh]
you too ...
fellate me!!! ;D
not likely [puke] [laugh]
salad toss? [laugh]
got beer?
oh gawd!!
what now
you're easy
unsuspecting innocent
not really
just easy [laugh]
keep dreamin'
Winkin Blinkin
Margaret Thatcher
[laugh]
Iron Lady
Molly Hatchet
disaster flirter
chaos courtship
middle east
rancid yeast
Lunch time!!
avoiding writing :-\
spastic procrastination
scaredy Rat ;D
creativity constipation
unfortunate obstruction?
no flow
oh no!
writer's voice
garden hose [evil]
turkey sammich
Ox Tails!!!
cheddar cheese
No flow ;)
very binding
who's binding?
DON'T GET
RAT STARTED!!!!!!
uh shit
No worries
Go RAT!
too late?
inspired Rat
not skeazy
we're good?
bowels consonants
sometimes y :)
Quote from: RAT900 on June 10, 2011, 08:31:38 AM
bowels consonants
[laugh] ??? [laugh]
mental peristalsis?
mental imbalance
I'M HERE!!! ;D
Oh Dear
Look out...!
been there
Done that..
nap time
I'm back!!!!
I'm sleepy
old fart
:-*
fresh undies
clean start
cold start
kick start
electric start
Auto erratic
human error
fatal flaws
catastrophic characteristics
precipitous pathologies
manhandling pathogens
big words [laugh]
panhandling Saracens
free zone
no charge
falling back
donations accepted
coronations rejected
ejected coronas
Inspected Senoras
seniority requiered
minority desired
narcissistic entitlements
embelishment purposes
Asian persuasion? 8)
Eurasian equation
Asian horseback
Mountain Brokeback
Icy hollows
frosty hellos
passive aggressive
mealy manipulators
attention addicts
Phallic Symbols!
over compensating
Eiffel Tower
London's Gherkin
Washington Monument
Space Needle
Anthony Weiner
Twittergate Frenzy
Cleopatras Obelisk
Panama Canal
Waterway Banal
rectouterine pouch
you whaaaa?
good question!!
missing hyphen
Oh! Ewwwwww...
various ramblings
black mamba
phallic symbol
mexican radio
safety dance
gotta jump [clap]
double dutch
crutch trouble
agonizing gibbers
proselytizing fibbers
profiteering bidders
bushwhacking bandits
roundabout renegades
raucous raiders
storming troops
sith saboteur
jedi knigth
stealthy slasher
stealthy tong
tenacious tong
vodka tonic
Texas Tea
crude oil?
gin tonic
gin juice
work ethic
ethical dilemma
plausible denial
solid alibi
water tight
crab's sphincter
fish's anus
frog's ass
Parisian's donkey
peruvian llama
Effluvium Mama
antediluvian magma
antemeridian mambo
octogenarian's smegma
:-X
[puke]
crotchety geezer
Rumpled Foreskin [thumbsup]
really stretching
Fairytale Creatures
Alison Wonderhand... 8)
Mother Goosed
MILF greased...
Pussin Boots
Indiana Bone...
HOT NURSES!!
:o :o :o :o :o
Involuntary Castration
lorena bobbit
Mrs. IZ
poor IZ
No Nookie
nookie rookie
nookie bookie
wooky nooky
darth vader
Han Solo
Han Job
monkey spanking
Hugh Jass
Doctor Feelgood
Peter Dragon
Ivanna Humpalotte
bacon needs
a girlfriend
I'm picky... ;)
Bacon Flight
Really tasty! [drool]
completely inedible
stomach turning
wet morning
same here
all over
relaxed now?
Pony butter
donkey show? ???
bacon sucks
Monsterlover swallows... :-*
;)
swallowed lots
jello shots
last night
jello shots
are for
college girls
indeed yes [evil]
Jello Biafra
Ladysmith Mombasa
double plunger
overflowing porcelain
fine china
severe angina
paginas amarillas
something yellow?
Yellow Pages [thumbsup]
yellow snow
yellow submarine
mellow yellow
Banana Splits
banana smores
slumbering snores
hibernating bears
sleeping beauties
nocturnal mammals
disco bunnies
disco duck
Howard Duck
stuffed duck
stuffed peppers
ruffled feathers
down pillows
fluffy blankets
clean sheets
warm blankets
firm mattress
firm.... mattress? ;)
no ruts
no sleeping...
No bueno
still awake... >:(
Count sheep
counting Ducs... ;)
Eating crackers
nocturnal snackers
Moonlight madness
Moonshine badness
Tequila sunrise
Blood Moonrise
red dawn
dead fawn
Bacon alive?
just awoke... :P
night owls
day sloths
[laugh]
Morning tortoise
What's happening?
"Performance art"
sounds fishy...
My mistake...
Functioning poorly
I meant...
Good morning! ;D
Me unfunctioning.
Me too... :P
you too ...
us three
< very chipper
fine then
fast drop-offs
what merchandise
energy levels
[laugh]
debil juice!
nap time
enviously green
Virtual Office
is wonderful
Too true
:)
scooby doo
;D
Scooby Snacks! ;D
meddling kids
mystery machine
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5078/5830876056_1d70bcedd2.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5830876056/)
0919091340a (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5830876056/#) by anzalone22 (http://www.flickr.com/people/32381491@N07/), on Flickr
cool van
cute kids
:)
Free candy. :-X
stranger danger!!!!
playground trawler
Sand Crawler
gland mauler
Prat faller
fat feller
tiny package
big disappointments
summer "blockbusters"
smelly sockclusters
Oder eaters
over achievers
deceptive deceivers
receptive receivers
contraceptive relievers
contrary believers
Golden Retrievers
gestating conceivers
conceiving gestators
inverted phrasings
perverted raisins
extroverted masons
skewed chimneys
stewed chimpanzees
rioting primates
Raucous Pirates
Jolly Rogering
treasure pilfering
Bernie Madoff
Kill Him
eating lunch
changing direction
Left turn
signal first
no mirrors
Blind spot
sweet spot
target market
marked target
you're dead
DONE SON!!!
boo that
boo who?
waaah waaah
cry babies
fair enough
show girls
pole dancers
tiny dancer
spiny prancer
Sly romancer
thorny rose
corn rows
horny toad
mashed toad
Horny Toad
see above
;D
repeated words
Redundancy Alert
adverting repetition
diverting competition
competing wisely
cheating slyly
creative accountants
IRS Audit
tax agencies [puke]
bribe someone
offshore account
[evil]
money laundering
cleaning bills
Weaning chills
tweeting weiners
Douche Canoe
Wipe Out!
The Surfaris?
you're welcome... ;D
bacon nicety
salty treats
japanese biscuits
california roll
rolling stop
big ticket. >:(
Expensive lesson
I'm innocent... ;)
bull shit
Likely story...
;D
probable tale
Fighting ticket
I stopped
Before turning
in disbelief [roll] ;D
TURKEY BACON
just wrong
unreasonable facsimile
crazy racoon
wiley coyote
road runner
Road Warrior
Mad Max
Beyond Thunderdome
Deep Blue
private dancer
Lap Dancer
erotic dancer
dollar bills
into cleaveage
With teeth... ;D
Lipstick stains
Hate glitter
Fairy dust?
Stripper Glitter
glitzy stripper
fruitful fantasies
teenage wasteland
Totally wasted
mahi tacos
Pink taco
both tasty!
blue pasty
With tassels... ;D
fast twirls
lotsa shakin'! [bow_down]
belly dancing
washboard abs
yoga pose
down dog
Heel, Fido!
Help, Frodo! ;)
Assistance, IZ!
;D
Quote from: AJ on June 16, 2011, 08:24:29 AM
Assistance, IZ!
;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
That's wrong...
but very, very funny! [bacon]
Couldn't resist
;D
sooo easy! :D
yer mom
[laugh] [laugh]
is so . . .
Quote from: AJ on June 16, 2011, 08:38:46 AM
yer mom
[laugh] [laugh]
SacDuc's shorter... :-*
;)
Too late... :-*
dislikes tattletales!!! [thumbsdown] [cheeky]
Your fault... :-*
grammatically incorrect
elyse is
so what? :P [laugh]
So there! [cheeky]
there where??
Under there
under wear
fromunda... disregard. :-X
Stinky cheese... :P
bacon farted!!
Internet emission.
Blaming kids...! ;D
for shame!! [laugh]
Poop machines... :P
bad teacher!!!
needs spanking
enjoys spankings?
it depends... [evil]
who's spanking
Pretty much... ;)
if sacduc
bacon likeys [laugh]
bacon rolls
BALLS!! balls
Mountain Oysters
berry EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
flap jacks
for dinner?
no breakfast
with syrup?
sure bet
Kentucky derby.
Preakness Stakes
Laguna Seca
Clasico Presidente
donington park
Mint Parfait
thin mints [drool]
so good
Thunder thighs
worth it
SO agree!!!!
Poor Stella
Mint Oreos!!! [drool]
with milk!!!!!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 16, 2011, 10:06:05 PM
Mint Oreos!!! [drool]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 16, 2011, 11:33:21 PM
Fried in..
Bacon drippings!!! [drool] [drool] [drool] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down]
(http://gallery.me.com/scottrodriguez/100189/P1030453/web.jpg?ver=13069859750001)
[bacon]
Lipitor, stat!
bacon casket?
pork funeral
make the beast with two backss sake
Screw Nihonshu
having breakfast
mint Oreos? 8)
lunch over
thanks [bacon] now
i want
mint oreos!!!
Fry them... ;)
like bacon?
like bacon :)
heart murder!
silence of
the bacon [laugh] [laugh]
Cannibal's nectar? ;D
really bored
Why rent?
Internet's free... [evil]
make porn ;)
[bacon] atleast 31 [bow_down]
minutes? easily... :-*
nice hangover ...[wine]
good morning!
guten morgen [coffee]
bacon time! ;D
per usual
Most likely... ;D
DO WHAT???
drink beer
Sounds reasonable [evil]
it's hot
beer's free !!!
none here :(
i'm buying
good friend [thumbsup] [beer]
specially today
Feeling G O O D ! ! ! ! !
read tosat
you wished
elyse wished? [evil]
or me...?
you did ...
for what?
to ask
porno assist?
I believe ???
Quote from: elyse on June 18, 2011, 03:00:53 PM
only with [bacon] :-*
Her Quote... ^^^
[evil] :-*
[bacon]
then good
good when?
right now
nows good ;)
sleepy now :D
still waiting
me too! [bacon]???? [laugh]
bringing something?
what, BYOB? [wine]
good point...
Point Break
surfer dude
Surf's Up
Jig's up!
Jiggy withit
NaNaNaNaNa NaNa...
fresh prince
Dougie Fresh
slick rick
[thumbsup]
Rick James
Super Freak
Freak Nasty
bacon junkie ;D
LOL, FHE? ;D (j/k)
not yet! ;D
soooooooooo kidding!! :)
you sure?
never know ;)
you liky
he amuses :)
he funny?
Quote from: elyse on June 18, 2011, 06:53:01 PM
he amuses :)
bacon crush (http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/nod.gif)
could be
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 19, 2011, 12:15:14 AM
bacon crush (http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/nod.gif)
everyone hearts [bacon] :)
accept it
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 19, 2011, 12:15:14 AM
bacon crush (http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/nod.gif)
in denial :P
need help !!!
intervention time? [laugh]
it is ...;D
could be
wanna go
where to?
I wanna
mandinga falha
can do ..
dooooo eeeeeet
do what?
Doobeedoobee do!
scoobydoo too
Zoinks Shaggy!
Scrappy Doo
animal cruelty?
no, justified... ;)
you say ...
Scrappy's annoying... :-*
change subject
Saffron Risotto... [drool]
With Porcinis
...and Locatelli. ;D
tonights dinner?
Last night's
was goooooooooooooooooood
past tense
wasnt invited...
sad face :(
Appologies, elyse...
actions louder
than words [laugh]
"Family" dinner... [wine]
excuses excuses :)
i was
in yosemite
any way :P
Then why..
...you complaining?
im a
girl... duhhh [cheeky]
should she?
Temperature extremes
dry heat
blow torch
blow by
blow jo...
never mind
;)
silk nighty
dirty minds.... [roll]
think alike
active imaginations... [evil]
sore arms [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
not really...
switch sides... ;)
some things...
are better...
left unsaid... ;)
no filter... ;)
i know!!!! :)
says elyse...
then smiles ;)
i like
fudge brownies
Fudgie (the) Whale
:D
Same mold
for Santa
+ other cakes
:)
Love Carvel! ;D
[thumbsup]
Ice cream +
cake = surefire [drool]
applications sent...
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 21, 2011, 09:39:11 AM
umm, huh?
[bacon] has been [wine] [beer] [wine] [wine]
:-\
Carvel Application... ;)
caramel fascination
caramel macchiato [drool]
pain killers
over prescribed
need many
mangled finger
You okay? :(
very good
no pain
lots pills
milk spills
nail bleeds
Ouch! WTF?
see tosat
Dairy Queen...
dilly bar [thumbsup]
silly car
mini cooper
Toyota Prius [roll]
no style
low life
Suzuki Swift
migration season?
law enforcement
revenue generators... [roll]
speed traps
big ticket
Fighting it...
the man?
Big Brother
Watching you
Every move
you make
Every breath
you take
Every smile
you fake
Every vow
you break
you rake
you cad!
you ate
my cake
wants cake!!
need milk
make cheese
grilled cheese
on sourdough!!!
or sheepherders [thumbsup]
on brioche
with BACON!!! ;D
and sausage
no sausage
Italian Sausage... [thumbsup]
sausage fest
[bacon] has penis? :o [laugh]
Or Tucumcarie?
Richard Head
headless rider
Sleepy Hollow
Nicholas Cage
Ghost Rider
make the beast with two backs mornings
it's thursday! :D
not friday [thumbsdown]
twelve hours
Fifteen hours... :P
Imminent drinking
drinking underway
bring gimp
My boyfriend...
...or Speedbag's?
HA! HA!
Healing well?
Surgery successful!! [thumbsup]
Free painkillers!!
[laugh]
Meds necessary...
...still painful...
... wearing crankypants :P
share painkillers
Trade, ride...
<share painkillers>
no way!!!
...where's key??
[evil]
[laugh]
not telling
Quote from: AJ on June 23, 2011, 03:07:31 PM
...where's key??
[evil]
[laugh]
Carls' lost.. [cheeky]
Punishment = confiscation
[evil]
;D
Hotwire FTW!!!
...must move
[bang]
hell tour
have fun
stay tuned
will do
beverage time
[drink]
chicken wings !!!!
buffalo sauce
buffalo burger
caribeno sauce
Special Sauce. ;)
hot sauce
Hot sausage
on bread
...and mustard
don't forget
caramelized onions
caramelized garlic! [drool] [bow_down] [bow_down] [drool] [clap] [beer] [beer] [beer]
+ melted brie
+ good wine... [wine]
+ fresh sourdough
+ clam chowder
no chowda...
lobster bisque [drool]
onion soup
Carl's Hollandaise! [bow_down] [drool] [bow_down] [drool] [bow_down] [thumbsup]
Oysters Rockefeller
Gorgonzola Gnocchi
Cinnamon Buns
Sugar Tits
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWd6Y12P4OH-4GMtCbFH0-NWFKKiz8iBGgWUPZUl8EbQyxPMyR&t=1)
breakfast o'champions [laugh]
yes indeed
corn grown [laugh]
hand fed
Decadent service
spoil yerself
another dram
Another clam
Clam bake
Ham Steak
tram brake
Jake Brake
Jake gyllenhaal!!!
Not impressed... :-*
I am!
push over!!
RAT's back!!! [clap] ;D
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 24, 2011, 01:44:34 PM
RAT's back!!! [clap] ;D
[clap] [clap]
Finally, intelligence!!
;D
What?! Offended!!!
???
;)
Me too! >:(
:-*
We're sensitive.
Monthly "Friend" ;D
[laugh]
so wrong...
[laugh]
[laugh]
Absolute truth!
Welcome home... :)
<<<Very Glad
rat's back
determined vermin
Snake's belly
slithering stomach
growling vowels
carrot cake?
banana muffin
Muffin top
filled donut
Stella's Home! [thumbsup]
Yay Stella! ;D
Hey creampuff!
[beer]
WIDE awake
tylenol pm
Pre Menstrual?
Monthly obsession?
weekly devotion...
Tylenol "PM" ?
head cold
hot head
testosterone forum
Until tomorrow
[beer]
Ciao, Stella! [wine]
nite, nite
stupid insomnia :(
drink heavily
have hangover
keep drinking :)
tylenol pm
;D
[laugh] [laugh]
recuperative siesta
Stella's incorrigible.
:-*
partying again ;D [beer]
Laughing smilies ^^^
revolting peasants
uppity serfs
papa smurf? :D
upper berths
lower lower ballast
Tree Worlds
busy Junkie
Reanimated Pip :D
contaminated slip
my mistake
don't worry
Be happy!
;D
get sued
Who's Sue? ;D
Sun Tzu
artistic war
Artistic License
Autistic Violence
Asperger aggression
Therapeutic Session
Restorative secession
First impression
Multiple Sessions
Horrifying Confessions
tell us !!!
Confessional Sanctity
Quote from: RAT900 on June 26, 2011, 12:56:39 PM
Confessional Sanctity
The DMFNot here! [evil]
;D
Divine Intercessions
you say
Some Pray
i drink
they drink
Imbibing revelers
corageous dwellings
drunken disorderlies
happy hooligans
[beer]
hippies hula-ing :D
writhing rastas
twirling pasta
whirling dervish
Miles Standish
King Philip
Lion King
Burger King
triple bacon
Angry Whopper
tasty fries
hasty cries
insert pacifier
oral fixation
rectal laxation
orifice violation
traffic citation. :P
faint praise
Saint Phase
unfazed malaise
unbraised bouillabaisse
Deglazed Bordelaise
Reglazed Bidets
glazed donuts ;D
sooooooo LEO!! ;)
propagating stereotypes
categorizing characteristics
cantankerous cataracts
Catamaran's turn-tacks
Ice cream
Tasty treat
refreshing coolness
shimmering oasis
Whipped Cream [drool]
chocolate syrup
banana split
chocolate rain
fudge brownie
champagne truffles [drool]
Almond Rocca
<====== HERO MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!
many congrats !!!
fearless peer
seedless pear
sweet mama
sassy senorita
gassy margarita
slippery chiquita
slimey banana
wash mine...
not real
without pictures :P
washing bananas...
before eating...
...who doesn't? ???
[cheeky]
peeled? peeled? ;)
before that... [cheeky]
clean peels ....
shiny casing
sparkly distractions :)
chrome dome
carrot waxer
parrot taxer
Document faxer. (kinda lame, I know...) ;)
bikini waxer
Muscle Relaxer
chicken choker
midnight toker
a joker
a picker
Don't bicker!
simmer down
Low boil
slow toil
Faulty coil
alluminum foil
Crazy Hat... ;)
Mad Hatter
drink me!
with pleasure!
I'm so make the beast with two backsing tired I can't even count to two.
two tutus
[laugh]
Archbishop Desmond
Quote from: SacDuc on June 28, 2011, 05:22:32 PM
I'm so make the beast with two backsing tired I can't even count to two.
too many !!!
PARTY FOUL!!!
alcohol abuse?
lost phone. :'(
fell out
of pocket
on motorcycle... [bang] [bang] [bang]
ah shit!!!!
Been there.
[thumbsdown]
done that
learned lesson
new iPhone...
so soon?
week old... :P
oh ouch!
was new... :P
have insurance?
i don't :'(
i'm sorry :-[
get another?
found tomorrow
I will...
retrace route?
not tonight...
tomorrow then
most definitely!
good luck?
rub buddha
not me
making risotto... [drool]
Bacon flavored?
verrrrrrry hungry
fridge raid
needs cleaning
Parmesan/ saffron
marinating pork
white wine
white bread
Highlands Ranch
salad dressing? ;)
still hungry...
stay thirsty
futile sobriety
senseless temperance
tautological condition
scatological perdition
sociological contrition
philanthropic nutrition
meteorological prediction
mercurial predilections
astral projection
stellar affliction
gold leaf
bas relief
sans serif
Omar Sharif
Homer's disbelief
Huh, D'OH!!
Thanks Ni!!! [clap] [clap] [clap]
Quote from: RAT900 on June 29, 2011, 09:21:06 AM
Thanks Ni!!! [clap] [clap] [clap]
no problem [thumbsup]
PHONE'S FOUND!!!!! [thumbsup] ;D
dodging traffic?
drunkenly misplaced ?
pocket drop
From moto! :o
Still works! [thumbsup]
OtterBox Case... [bow_down]
Zippers: useful
Zippers: frustrating
buttons worse
Need velcro?
yes please
rear seam?
velcro fly!
ZZ Top - Velcro Fly (Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6VIuQbjDEQ#normal)
Phone's home! ;D
...ET does
;D
Me too! :)
thanks Carlos! [thumbsup]
take care !!!
will do :)
can do
im dfrunkj
enjoy it!!
pionoit griogro
many bottles
1
no resistance
light weight ;D
fucjjk off
you're adorable [bacon] ;)
eleventy billion
numerical extravaganza
political propaganda
dilapidated veranda
castro's pulpit
[laugh]
castigated pilot
morning headache... :P
two Motrin
took Advil... ;)
Dog's Hair?
nope... working. ;)
weekday drunk [thumbsup]
always fun! :D
barrel, monkeys
barrel,fish
Barrel, laughs... ;D
Polka Time!!
Oompa Band!!! ;D
Oompa Loompa
Talenti Gelato [drool]
domo arigato
mister roboto
machines dehumanize :)
No disassemble!
Number five!
Ally Sheedy [drool]
war games
more flames
Rapid heartbeat...
Vapid retreat
Frackin' pansies...
The French
I surrender
Freedom Fries!!
random lies
repetitive "why"s
quotation marks
conversation sparks
Chemistry ignites ;)
Nitroglycerine explodes
Molotov cocktail
KA BLOOEY!!
Panamanian crowds
Brazilian Carnivale
lotsa booze
needs some
me too
...gettin' thirsty...
grab beer
Not tonight...
grab pizza
still workin'
New diet?
needs chocolate
gimme gimme
Me too!
not sharing
mean girl !!!
Drinking water...
even thirstier
More water... ;)
...more hops...
Tomorrow night... ;) [beer]
...friday night?
any night
thats better [drink]
needs butter
Yak cheese
goat cheese
scrotal fleas
scratching crabs
seafood salad
seafaring balad
musical sailor
amusing tailor
movie trailer
padded mailer
pneumatic nailer
chronic failure
no comment... :-\
slow current
rapid torrent
flood waters
neighbor's daughters
Been there...
Had those... [evil]
Disgusting pedophile
[cheeky]
High School... [roll]
:-*
Quote from: AJ on July 01, 2011, 09:11:59 AM
Disgusting pedophile
[cheeky]
NOT registered!!!
Unlicensed driver
licentious writher
conscientious tither
sentenced lifer
Uncomfortable showers. :P
soap drop [thumbsdown] :D
Leave it!!!
...to beaver [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Who's beaver?
bucky! duhhh!!! :)
Bucky Badger
Nookie cadger
Cookie Monster
Super Grover! ;D
NEAR! far
[laugh]
UP!
Down
I LOVE
Sesame Street!!! ;D
Plaza Sésamo
:)
<==== SNUFFLEUPAGUS'S
<==== #1
(http://img4.realsimple.com/images/work-life/money/0607/table-fan_300.jpg)
Mahna Mahna!!!
YouTube The Muppets Mahna Mahna 1969 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhuyv-2GhNI&feature=youtube_gdata_player#normal)
;D
Fuer Elyse
Für Elise (Piano version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVW8tgGY_w#normal)
you're welcome ... :-[
the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK GOD!!
<== on vacation!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
what's new?
Quote from: elyse on July 01, 2011, 05:27:49 PM
<== on vacation!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
WEEK OFF!!!!!
[coffee] [bacon] [bacon] [Dolph] [Dolph] [bacon] [Dolph] [bacon] [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink] :-X [puke] [bang]
[coffee] [coffee] [coffee] [bacon] [bacon] [Dolph] [Dolph] 8) [Dolph] [Dolph] [bacon] [bacon] [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink] :-X ... ??? :D [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink]
;D
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on July 01, 2011, 07:01:24 PM
WEEK OFF!!!!!
[coffee] [bacon] [bacon] [Dolph] [Dolph] [bacon] [Dolph] [bacon] [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink] :-X [puke] [bang]
[coffee] [coffee] [coffee] [bacon] [bacon] [Dolph] [Dolph] 8) [Dolph] [Dolph] [bacon] [bacon] [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink] :-X ... ??? :D [beer] [drink] [drink] [drink]
;D
[bacon]
you sad
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 01, 2011, 04:31:49 PM
Fuer Elyse
Für Elise (Piano version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVW8tgGY_w#normal)
Leg Humper!!! [cheeky]
makin happy
tah'ts good
anger management
angry dwarf
fidgety midget
midget wrestling
IZ/ SacDuc! ;D
Wee Folk
weak make the beast with two backs
Quote from: Stella on July 01, 2011, 08:17:28 PM
weak make the beast with two backs
my ex [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Captain Flaccid
hate you >:(
unfocused animus
seems angry
nah... pretending. :D
you hope :)
I do...
i object :)
side bar
dive bar
mine too
lets go!
tequila shots [drool]
table dance
mechanical bull
piss stench
kiss wench?
maybe ugly...
won't remember ???
good point....
you are!
I figured... ;D
$ $ bills ya'll :)
ATM machine?
spielen schon
guten nacht
night Stella :)
Me likey ;D
dirtier boys :P
the smell ;D
I'm out... :-X
come back :)
brushed teeth...
all three? [cheeky]
good morning
LOVE accents :)
From Bronx... ;)
oh reallllly? :)
seamus o'reilly
Paddy O'Furniture :D
[bacon]
Pizza....... [drool]....... Overload......... [puke]
cheese overlord
Queso fundido! [drool]
HazMat site :-X
super-fund site
mo money?
Yes, please!
;D
gimme money
no, gimme :)
Gimme putt
gimme gimme...
Spencer Davis
good job! [thumbsup]
Google works!
that's cheating! :P
[cheeky]
Yeah so?
exploding sinus :-\
could be
alien baby?!?
migraine level
Defcon Five
[thumbsdown]
feels like
eyeball's bulging
pressure cooker
sleep time
rest up!
good night!
night kids!
G'night Stella...
G'day Heineken
G'day Erdinger
Hola Corona
it's Balboa ...
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5111/5900367469_02f386df3b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/5900367469/)
Balboa (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/5900367469/#)
mas rico?
hell yeah!
de donde?
my country!!!!
Pilsner type
mine too!!
Happy 4th! 8)
finishing lunch
getting haircut :)
why's that?
feeling undead
change appearance :o
food coma
too chocolaty?
to boozy?
and again.......
too biscuity
slow dough
fast money
weak dollar
strong euro
quality stunting
saddle soap
battle scope
long range
lone ranger
solo flyer?
polo friar
Potato fryer
bacon slayer
That's me! ;D
how's Sonia?
Still fast! [evil]
;D
going napping ...
till later !!!
Happy nappy!!! ;)
i'm awake !!!
Nice rest?
much needed
yay sleep! :)
not anymore
ancient lore
archaic yarn
Old Wool
moth balls
dog doings
canine commerce
overpriced boutiques
shearing shoppes
Sharing Schnapps
Sharing Crops
lamb chops
Brewing Hops
basting briskets
Ice Lager?
burning charcoals
churning groundmoles
makin' bacon
I AM!!!!! ;D
humpin' flowers
rogering roses
busy bees
Bombardier Birds
Turkey Buzzards
buzzardly vultures
Buzzards Bay
lizards lay
margarita bay?
Margaritas today!!! [wine]
"Wasted away......."
parrot head
Cheezeburger Paradise
Cheeseburger 350
Damn Skippy!!! :D [Dolph]
peanut butter
Nutter Butter
Yummy cookies! [cheeky]
fluffer nutter
leafy gutter
laden udders
"talent" fluffer...
pony butterer
Scatman Crothers
Scatological Brothers
Tina Yothers
I learned...
...from YOU! [evil]
Good Student!
apt pupil
wrapped quadruple
rapt marsupial
ecstatic kangaroo
energetic hullaballoo
spastic buckaroo
frenetic hootenanny
southern relatives
kissing cousins
[evil]
i'm back !!!
I'm front
both ways
open minded
Can't sleep
bad conscience
good intentions
wood inventions
take dimensions
fire preventions
incendiary quenchions
plenipotentiary abstentions
wedded male
bedded whale :o
sorry tale
epic fail
seeking bail?
rancid tail
fly blown
bombeb upon
bib apron
fudge brownie
chocolate frosty
Fudge Swirly
havana heaver
smokin cigars
rolling boxcars
vintage mechanics
rolling hysterics
Bowling clerics
bearded commies
breakdancin' homies
street theater
avenue acting
ridiculous mimes
other kinds ? [laugh]
alternate types
RAT900 + mimes = [laugh]
Rat Tattooly
;D
no mimes!!!
[laugh] [laugh]
RAT torture?
find story
[clap]
make the beast with two backsing awesome
[thumbsup]
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40307.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40307.0)
copyright infringment
Quote from: AJ on July 07, 2011, 01:03:57 PM
[clap]
make the beast with two backsing awesome [thumbsup]
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40307.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40307.0)
purloined sirloins
hot buttocks
warm buns ;)
Hot pants... [evil]
gogo boots
pom poms
team spirit
always on
Never stops
dont quit
never happens
Same difference...
it's not!!!
is too!! :)
gotta go
walk dogs
have fun
Itsa party!!! :D
pants party?
I'm back !!!
"mommy" medicine
[wine]
send some
magic word?
please please
swamp weather
Damp leather
lamp lover
strange fetish :)
sheep's feta ;D
animals too??!!?? :o
:)
Noah's ark
Sailing Bark (barque)
el barco
embarcadero center
metroplotitan centre
metropolitan chaos !
Neapolitan playoffs
cosmopolitan populous
Ancient Acropolis
Club Acropol nice place down here
Helenic bludgeon
Hormonal dudgeon
horrific dungeon
Iron Maiden
Margaret Thatcher
Acacia Avenue
Wattle Way
Rue Morge
Ardenauer Allee
Berliner Halle
Halle Berry
HOT gal [drool]
Admiral Perry
General Lee
le Gendarme
le police
die polizei
Magyar RendÅ'rség
los tongos
play bongos
bloody drongos
turgid schlongo's
running errands
taking siesta
power nap
shower cap
be cool
but but
he's asleep!!!!
guns good
only one
The Highlander?
Swiss German
Scottish Immortal
perplexing film
convoluted plot
Bad accents... ;)
eleventy billion
[laugh]
exuberant affirmative
headless men?
Ichabod Crane?
Sleepy Hollow
excellent nap!!!
superb slumber
quality lumber
Inferior cucumber
wrong number
Jenny Jenny
Mule Mule
me hungry
True Blue
Mellow Yellow
acid trip?
soda brand
Mountain Dew
Need more
Instant Gratification
Document Radification
Enactment Act
inaction pact
Inert Insert
inverted introvert
converted controvert
reverted pervert
recalcitrant recidivist
exuberant extrovert
elated exhibitionist
excited ex-patriot
deflated defeatist
disenfranchised demagogue
pious Prior
good morning
good afternoon
good afternoon
bloviating pontificator
broken silence :)
Awake again
with hangover
ass pounding
Self Controlled
[thumbsup]
me too
no more
Drinking water
cold bottleds
Reversing hangover
same here
HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!! :o
Hey Randy...
Hey Stella...
Hey guys !!!
Hey Carlos! [wine]
NO more !!!
More what? ???
less that
melted cheese
heart disease
die healthy?
not likely
Ask Mikey
bout what?
he knows
knows EVERYTHING :)
universally prescient
galactic omnipotent
Battlestar Gallactica!!!
galaga legions
Classic arcade
pack man
dead pan
running shovelhead
misfiring knucklehead
idling evo
overated duo
Alfa Duetto [drool]
Corn Holio
Bung hole...
Beavis Butthead
my heroes
role models
electric fence
Hold it!
razor ribbon
Constantino Wire
Hadrian's Wall
Ardiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! wail
(http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes3/rocky445.jpeg)
Awesome post ^^^ [clap]
Knock Out
Stunning Beauty
drop dead.......
Salma Hayek
Slender Paycheck
High Maintenance
Ducati 999
4-valve service [bang] [laugh]
stupid little....
have whims
Shaved twins?! [evil]
calves' shins
osso bucco!
Casa Loco
crazy house
why welcome!!!
other types?
Super hype
Windward prevailing
sodomy entailing
anal railing
banal failing
savaged sphincter
ravaged savagely
lavish ravishing
tongue lashing
anal astronaut
space cadet
stoner roommate
Toking Tenant?
curdling rennet
unreasonable tenet
Stone tablets
Ten commandments
burning bush
aye caramba
Fettucini Cabonara! [drool]
Huffing Carbona :o
Huffington caricature
Funny cartoon
Monied Buffoon
Honey'd Baboon
Royal Dragoons
Soiled pantaloons
Crab Ragoons
Micturating Monsoons
harvest moons
marvelous saloons
insanely festoons
Saturday cartoons!!
burly goons
girls swoon
surgical spoons
diarrhetic prunes
Crosby Croons
indecipherable runes
gold doubloons
goofy buffoons
preteen tunes
Blue moons
Elvis croons
hired goons
Canadian loons
Urban Ruins
chocolate macaroons
boston bruins
helium balloons
hairy baboons
Saharan dunes
symphonic tunes
inflatable pontoons
whale harpoons :'(
Sailor maroons
Salad spoons
terrible typhoons
Monstrous monsoons
Bonny Doon's
[wine]
Daniel Boone's
Cap o'coons
Coming soon...
Looney Tunes
Broken streak [cheeky]
yuppy coop
manhattan apartment
cocktail loft
cockpit aloft
cherrypit spit
armpit whiff
Strutting stutterers
Stuttering Strutters
Strutting Slutters
Sluicing shutters
loosened shitters
silent pooping
Stealthy duping
phantom crappers
Onehanded clappers
onelegged flappers
Tank slappers
Can't think... :P
brain freeze
Nice daydreams... ;)
soiled bluejeans
washing machine
trashing Racine
too late
to say
youre sorry?
very good
i know ;D
gold star
Honda Goldwing
airplane wings
mechanical things
Ring Dings!
My Ding-a-ling.
Teeny weenie? ;)
[bacon] saw it?? :o
Arizona Truckstop... :-X
scary place :)
chucky cheese
giant mouse
rat bastard
wicked hail
diabolic quail
epic fail
water pail
Polkadot whale
hoptastic ale
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on July 13, 2011, 06:33:03 PM
Polkadot whale
pink dolphin
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01358/pink_dolphin_1358282c.jpg)
Photoshopped picture?
Nope. Real.
Pope Mobile
Science, it...
...works, pregnant doges
I don't...
...like fake...
...ta tas
man boobs
completely unnacceptable! :P
+ bacon belly
more rain
Sunshine here... 8)
:-*
Blue Skies
Fresh air
desert heat
perfect here
Unbridled Optimism
unrelenting aspirations
unrequited love
itsa mystery
unrequested love
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/images-1.jpg)
itsa horror
Isetta Turismo
rolling coffin
rolling donut
rolling doobies
8)
Rowling bestsellers
riling mis-spellers
filing cellars
Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 02:55:21 AM
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/images-1.jpg)
she's chilly... [evil]
Bunny Boiler
perky breastiges...
highbeams on
eye poke
irritating pokemon
lame game...
aim flame
Tame Dame
same fame
Main Frame
blame game
maim claim
wrongful injury
calls attorney :)
gets fleeced
fruitful settlement
fettled suit
Bacon Tuxedo
(google it)
bacon strip
Bacon Cupcakes! [drool]
cupcaked bacon ;)
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on July 13, 2011, 02:06:47 PM
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-95.jpg)
Asheville bound
Tasty restaurants
racy testaments
Hasty Accouterments
nasty accomplishments
dirty deeds
done dirt
cheap dirty
deeds done
dirt cheap
Bravo, guys! [clap] ;D
[bacon]
I'm On...
new medication? [cheeky]
the highway
street tacos [thumbsup]
al pastor! [drool]
CARNITAS... ... ... CARNITAS!
chili colorado [bow_down]
rectal failure
hectic jailer
harried sailor
Busy botswain?
crazy coxswain
Ash Fork?
soup spoon
Soap Stone
stone soup
stupidly stoned [drink]
in process
[drink]
easy now
they're sliding
cheap tyres
woodchip pyres
precipitous spire
precipitating mire
Reciprocating Squire...
Trol lol
The Russian Trololo Man laughs in the direction of your previous view for nearly 10 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZGULJXqgAw#normal)
;D
ten seconds
too many
I agree
We concur
My ears !!!! [bang] [bang] [bang]
wont open ...
you're lucky
seems right !!!
maybe wrong
hello girl ... ;)
Hello Kitty
cute overload
think so?
indubitably sacchrine
then what?
Stevia Plant
or splenda
Agave syrup
secret sauce
Steve Jobs
High Unemployment
corporate profitability
Book Juggling
Creative accounting
belated discounting
Walmart rollback
Target Market
Dollar Tree
Tree House
tarzan's home
Jane's too... ;)
AND cheetah!! :)
Kimba too?
white lion :)
black ears !!!
blue eyes
recessive genes
Thaksin Shinawatra
Bollywood Cafe
flamboyant dancing
River Dance?
[laugh]
celtic sacrilege
Boston Basketball... :-\
Beantown Bozo's
more bollocks :)
where's Waldo?
parade marching
having fun !!!
hiding out
smelly feet
mosquito's cure
raw garlic
caramelized garlic... [drool]
cannibalized gator
Hannibalized Dater
Carthaginian General
Conquering Invader
attack elephants
Terrorizing Locals
pillaging villages
Serial Killer
Cereal spooner
Surreal Spooning
surrealist painting
salvador dali
melting clocks
concentric time
eccentric crime
event horizon
phone verizon :D
what? . . . what!?
wrong thread. ^^^
[cheeky]
[bacon] thread police?? ;D
literary pastiche
three syllables
many letters
I'm back
What's shakin'?
tail feathers? ;D
soiled leathers
not here... ;)
at cleaners? ;D
George Jefferson
Movin' Up
east side
finally got.....
got what????
piece of
you don't ...
the pie
that's better
show jingle
Happy Gilmoure
Millard Fillmore
Whig Party
hairpiece hoedown
codpiece cotillion
Merkin Mixer
Brazilian billion
swedish masseuse
foot reflexology
odd scientiology
pleasure science
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Love ...
Doctor Evil
Boll Weevil
Bo Derek
oil derrick
liquid gold
Golden Showers [laugh]
April Showers
May flowers
Grim Pilgrims
[laugh]
Naive settlers
Myles Standish
settling around
Sowing Seed
Nap Time :)
peer pressure [roll]
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
caring friends
;D
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
loving companions
supporting family
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
<---- Bad Influence [evil]
think so? â†'â†'â†'
Sad effluence
sad truth
baby Ruth
diner booth
phone kiosk
phone booth
Lone Tooth
for sooth!
Hillbilly youth
Rockabilly music
Stray Cats
lone wolf
Old Yeller
white wolf
Sea Wolf
sea lion
she lyin'
yer mom?
Oh Boy [laugh]
Big Time
Small Bottom
big tops?
Circus tents
Pitching Tents
Saluting soldier
At Attention
One-eye salute
bacon trial
Heavy stuff
serious felony
Poor Stella...
BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
ruh roh! [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] :)
going south
going crazy ;D
already there... [roll]
you sure?
completely positive :)
hopelessly panglossian
finds dictionary....
isp down
social outcast
bellicose baconers
Petulant porkers
Swine Sieges
porcine press
pugnacious pigs
swilling swines
Georgia Pines
Borgia Wines
Alien Signs
creeping vines
fluctuating lines
oscillating tines
triggering mines
gathering fines
mimicking mimes ;D
[laugh]
justified crimes
Quote from: AJ on July 21, 2011, 11:18:23 AM
[laugh]
justified crimes
stolen chimes [laugh]
hard times
nursery rhymes
(great CD)
very tired
and angry
read TOSAT
that sucks... :P
major bummer
Stupid clients... [bang]
misunderstood request
Dumb Ass... [roll]
Rancid pinenuts
>:(
rotten penis peanuts [thumbsdown]
Choosy mothers
selective sisters
cheese jaffle
Cheez Waffies
Falafel balls
[drool]
kinky idea
perverted notion
for breakfast?
Apple fritters?
excellent idea!!!
Filthy Heretic
Mel Gibson
Opus Dei
Nessum Dorma
Chicken korma
foul fowl
third strike
Third Reich
kranken leute
Mass Madness
brain washing
personal responsibility
Indoctrination Programs
mental resilience
intestinal fortitude
cerebral aptitude
Brain drain
Remaining Refrain
leftover brain
mental wandering
money squandering
future pondering
Money Laundering
rabbit conjuring
habit mongering
Convent Milliner
Nunnery Finery
Oil refinery
big bribery
Locked out. [thumbsdown]
going sleeping
bedbug free! ;)
mattress critters? :o
lice aloni
Bug Shudders
Pony Butterers
slippery riders
Sheep Shaggers
Mel Gibson
&Tyler Too !!
Tee Hee.. :D
Tee Ball
Tea Bag
Flea Bags
;)
roach motel
hell hole
Super8 Asheville
astonishingly specific
Firsthand Experience
Motel6 Fayetteville
:-X
Belize Inn .... [bang] [puke] :o :'(
Believe In
Wheel In
Deal In
Potato peelin'...
Lovin Feeling
motorcycle breath
teeth bugs ;D
creeper jeepers
post skipper
Host's zipper
big tipper
bodice ripper
Hot Stripper
finger flipper
dufis hipster
Family Truckster
highway huckster
Ruth Buzzy
Great race ....
Master Race
Master Blaster
Surf Caster
Fresh fish
Smoked salmon
Smoked bacon
tomorrow's salad
yesterday's stew
ruby tuesday's
Shitty chain...
that's right
never been
good drinks
last night [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]
...and tonight! [drink] [drink] [drink]
you sharing?
music blaring
pickled herring
nova lox
ex box
ex wife
better life
Butcher Knife
meat cleaver
Hugh Beaumont
Hugh Jass
lotsa brass
jazz orchestra
Big Band
swing dance
high energy
not today :P
False enthusiasm.
southern californians [roll]
;D
Witch Hunt
Stake Burnings
Memorable Providences
Abhorrent beliefs
Aberrant Deceits
Expensive receipts
Spearmint rhino?
;)
Peppermint Hippo
elephantine mojito?
Byzantine Bandito
Mezzanine mosquito
Worthless Placebo
Crappy hump
bad lay
that sucks
Vacuum cleaner
vacuum tube
Tube steak
dry rub
dry hump
sewage sump
bilge pump
Tree stump
play trump
clay
pigeon
??
speak pidgin
tiny smidgen
minuscule widget
wacky midget
incessant fidget
hyper active
attention deficit
Me today
Join club!!
;D
say again?
new topic!
oooooooo shiny...
[bacon] today?
I'm ADHD....
Join club!
;D
[evil]
<--- Club's Founder! [laugh]
Looka chicken!
[bacon] egg sammie!
chopper overhead!
Ooh! Sparkly!!! :D
attention deficit
What?! Where??!!!
distractions ensnare
Attraction affair
Reaction beware
Pink underwear?
ooh where
polka dot
leopard spots
tiger stripes
Zebra print
Zubaz pants
Parachute pants
Velvet Pantaloons
Lacey Underalls?
Fancy Pants
Fire Ants
Safety Dance
bare heads
rare threads
metric threads
totally "INCONCEIVABLE!"
completely irrational
competently rational
Going international
gone loco
gondola locomotion
swingin' basket
[laugh]
<--------------
that'swhat thatis?!?!?!?
pink punchingbag
no comment
Quote from: RAT900 on July 27, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
pink punchingbag
keyboard cleanup!!!!!!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
:-X
brain bleach
still LOL'ing
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Everybody funny! ;D
me tired ...
not funny
snot runny
;D
monkey butt
nicotine addiction?
remote install
deserted island
tropical paradise
loin cloths
;D
useless nitwits
punching bags
[laugh]
i wished
fly fished
good catch?
Quick snatch
Fresh Batch
Sterno Huffin'
NO SMOKING!!! :-*
Lungs Choking
Two Stroke
four stroke
short strokes
different strokes
Long strokes
Ink calligraphy
Inca Empire
Machu Picchu
bless you!
;D
Gesundheit, freundin
;D
Quote from: AJ on July 28, 2011, 11:16:27 AM
Machu Picchu
Been There !
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/PERU%202011/PERU%202011/Peru2011150.jpg)
Has Mullet!
[thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Great pic!
Happy hikers
[thumbsup]
Cheerful climbers
[thumbsup]
de nada
Terrific Trekking ! ;D
Perfectly Pedestrial
equally equestrian
similar simians
repetitive reptilians
amorous amphibians
Loving Lupines
copulating coyotes
Shagging sheep
Little BoPeep
IZ = shepherd?
[laugh]
IZ = Hobbit!
:-*
;D
leprechaun?
blarney stone
Kissing rock
Rolling stone
Mossy pebble
wet rain
wet paint
Duc Paint(er)
;)
Cranky Nate?
happy plate
Fulla bacon! ;D
fulla sumpthin'!
[roll]
;D
hella bumpin
Joint's Jumpin'!
party pumpkin!
Punkin chunkin'! ;D
[laugh]
Turkey launching!
Cow tipping
snipe hunting
jackelope trapping
bidding adieu
[beer]
G'night, Stella! [wine]
¡Hasta mañana!
[beer] [bacon]
Pasta Lasagna!
Eggplant lasagna
Mario Lanza
Kramer's Mansierre
Seinfeld's flat
vandelay industries
Biodiversity Museum
Technicolor Dreamcoat
The Best Of Kramer - The Pimp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_zKCUG20xs#normal)
wonderful world
new avatar
<---
ivil avatar
what's ivil?
Evil, maybe?
Pronounced By?
Evil Doctorate
Devilish Proctors
The ONE !!!
Dragon's Tail
Traffic Jams
toe jam
Canned Preserves
gelatinous noms
tremulous pompoms
overflowing spittoons
quivering arrows
shivering sparrows
deifying pharoahs
Verrazano Narrows
Bone marrows
wheel barrows
read tarots
[roll]
seal sorrows
always tomorrows
Baby Maro's
;D
puffy cheeks
Squishy baby! :D
Adorably huggable!
:D
Aww... Thanks! :-*
[laugh]
[roll]
...fer nuthin...
<--- totally crushed... :'(
;)
bacon bits
[cheeky]
... [bacon] "monthly friend"
lifetime friend
best buddies
top gear
Excellent television!
boob tube
boom tubes
Bugs Bunny
hugs funny
Prints Money
Prince Honey
Minneapolis Musician
hungarian magician
Humble submission
nocturnal emission :o
dreamy romance
crusty underpants
slippery sheets
steamy sheets?
Laundry day
already done
relentless nagging
NICOTINE VERBOTEN!!
NEIN!! NEIN!!! (9) ;)
Hogans Heroes
Colonel Klink
Inglorious Basterds
Ignominious retrogrades
ignorant refugees
indignant refuseniks
Indecent refusal
ignite fuse
Ignoble furrier
Grenoble Harrier
gremlin harborer
Midnight feedings... [evil]
Interrupting slumbering
syncopated lumbering
always disencumbering
nonsequential numbering
inconsequential mumbling
unintentional humbling
juggler bumbling
mugger fumbling
chicken dumpling
Unintelligible grumbling
Congressional accountant
Crooked bookkeeper
creative acountant
Crappy accoutrements
thoughtful accountants
thorough accelerometers
precise dynomometers
palpitating tachometers
broken gauges
token wages
Tölkien's Pages
page boy
weather buoy
weather channel
shipping channel
Suez Canal
SyFy Channel
siphon challenge
Siphon Filter
symphonic falter
dumb drumming
vile violining
obnoxious oboeing
tenacious tuba
gritty guitar
booming bass
tepid timpani
piercing piccolo
clamorous clarinet
Violent Violas
Celestial Celli
Harmonious horns
Tremulous trombones
Bombastic Bassoons
Droning didjeridoo
howling harmonica
Cacophonous calliope
Euphoric Euphonium
Tenuous Tubas
touchable trumpets
Obstinate oboes
Ornate Organ
organ grinder
Master Baiter
fly fisherman
trout fisherman
Trouser snake
Snake Plisken
Solid Snake
Liquid Snake
Nano machines
nanu nanu
Mork/Mindy
Porky Piggy
Kermit, frog
Roger Rabbit
Duck Dodgers
looney tunes
wacky waltzes
Ridiculous Rhumba
seductive salsa
destructive balsa
Vacation/Malta
wrong spanner
vacation planner
Epic banner
;D
feisty banter
;D
feline spammer
;D
cat hater
>:(
;)
stir fry?
:-*
;D
Orange Cat Chicken
Meow Mix?
Prow pics
Candle wicks
Deer ticks
Lyme Disease. :P
Mime sleaze
[evil]
punch-out please
Mime death!
Slime Breath
Dog breath
Hog Breadth
hog leg
Old Peacemaker
Smith & Wesson
twin oerlikon
twin cities
twin blondes
twin brunettes
twinkie defense
FRIED TWINKIES!!!!
Microwaved Twinkies
deep fried!
Pan seared
blackened blue
Maguro sushi
spicy tuna
dicey tuner
icy tundra
out fromunda
toe cheese
Cochise Apache
Fort Apache
bronx cheer
Bronx Bombers
Yankees suck
:P
Roger Moore
shaken stirred
Simon Templar
Simon Sez
Simple Simon
met Pie-man
Going To
THE FAIR
Mother Goose
Mother Grope
muscat grape
Muskrat cape
Muskrat Love
[puke]
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/images-3.jpg)
crap rock
guano boulder
bongo holder
Garbanzo molder
fox mulder
Foxy Brown
refritos pintos
explosive flatulence
handi wipes
manifestly inadequate
Shart Festival
JO Circle? [laugh]
racing stripe
wanna strike?
Stripe StriKe?
Skype Hype
Hype Trype
Ripe Gripe
Past Life
Karmic Debt
Karmic Reward?
Review Board
Funny Man [laugh]
Odd life
strange existence
strained resistance
stained persistence
stated insistence
egotistical behavior
metaphysical savior
hypocritical lover
hypothetical mother
biological father
Paternity Test
hypothetically speaking?
amused laughing
very scared
mildly flaired
sphincter seepage?
Sphinx mystery?
Gink's History
fink story
logan's run
Montezuma's revenge
Recommending Depends
regurgitating deepens
revulsion a'creepin
TAKE COVER!
Shake Mother
Shake weight.
snake bait
hurry wait
move around
shakin' ground
going bananas
expensive commodity
cold beer?
export opportunity ;D
we do!!!
Banana Song!!!!!!!!!
Banana Boat song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVUcz6wPrCs&feature=related#)
Cuba Libre !!!
Nacho Libre
blue agave
mas tequila
sugar cane
Bitter club
you bitter?
I'm Better!!
who's best?
eternally undetermined
chicken butt
rooster rump
chicken liver
Foie gras
duck liver ....!!!
goose liver
pickled liver
Soused Scouse
soused spouse
simmered grouse
house mouse
annoying louse
bed bugs?
squirming vermin
New Yorkers?
[cheeky]
flat landers
Sphere Land
continental cubism
CUBAN CIGARS
judicially disbars
bar fly
czar spy
car guy
far cry
foul play?
foul odor
old shoes
indecent proposal!
???
business associate
:P
awkward moment
[puke]
hit him?
no need
[laugh]
silence speaks
[thumbsup]
he scared
man shamed
wet pants?
wait. what?!
not me ...
other guy
Good Night !!!
same here!
different there
oafish proposals
loafish disposables
disposable loafers
sperry topsiders
merry slop-hiders
sloppy riders
yule tiders
CRIMSON WAVE
red menace
dreaded penance
make hay
hayfever reliever
allegra max
Fexofenadine Hcl
mad max
Road Warrior
gotta go ...!!!
see ya!
wouldn't want
undercooked chicken
raw pork
blowfish livers
bad sushi
stinky fish
bad date
horrible nightmare
dream stalkers
death talkers
piquant stenches
Pace Picante
pace setter
lap counter
counter point
counter act
counter top
internet explorer
space invader
lousy neighbor
fallen fence
dead broker
deaf joker
carcass poker :o
desperate measures
(or) passive treasures? [laugh]
necrophiliac leisure [laugh]
ethical seizure
crossing lines
bombarding boundaries
flailing frontiers
lifestyle choices
Enola Gay
Death Acres
Killing Fields
Khmer Rouge
Batshit Crazy
Pol Pot
Genocidal maniac
[thumbsdown] [thumbsdown]
Insane Scapegoater
Clown posse
strap on
instant gratification
Distant rectification
Close call
near miss
sheer bliss
Fear this
touch this 8)
I wouldn't
eye candy
licorece chocolate
chocolate bonbons
brandied chocolates ...
handy hotplates
exploding potatoes
potential expletives
Exploited potentials
political expediency
virtual possibilities
Virtual realities
Bacon sabbatical?
[bacon] ???
Black Sabbath
Iron Butterfly
Personal stuff
Missed y'all...
Good race
Welcome back!
Tri training
[puke]
Thanks Stella! ;D
Want Amorok!
Just bullshit... :P
cow dung
cow pies
Bacon brownies! [drool]
Brownian motion
motion sickness
motion lotion
stillllll monday......?!
[roll]
concluding soon
hurry tuesday
come Friday !!!!!
week eeeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddd!!!!!!!! ;D
not yet ....
but soon
Practicing patience
yes indeed ....
I'm drinking [drink]
hangover tomorrow
keep drinking
no hangover
no regrets
next week
vacation OBX
paid slavery
child labor
just kidding
you better !!!
you bet
The Who!!!
what what?!?!?!
In the...
butt butt
19th hole
[drink]
drink more!
play outside!
scissor running
shear madness
shear lunacy
fancy lunacy
habitual truancy
multilingual fluency
Fluid dynamics
dynamic flux
Aeon Flux
Iman model
Bowie knife
Arkansas Toothpick
Colorado "snowmasstodon" [thumbsup]
http://www.dmns.org/museum-news/snowmass-mammoth-excavation (http://www.dmns.org/museum-news/snowmass-mammoth-excavation)
Alabama slammer
Indiana Jones
Michigan Wolverines
yellow buses
yellow submarines
blue bayou
blue moon
tasty beer!
[beer]
cold beer
fria cerveza
mucha cerveza
muchas gracias
tengo mas
te devo
por que
por nada
de nuevo?
Ocho Cinco
Mochaccino Latte
expresso double
doublemint twins
double bubble
Bubble Yum
Fire burn...
cauldron bubble
kettle bells
cross fit
cross training
training bra
potty training
potty mouth
Pretty mouth
Purty Mouth
dueling banjos
hickory smoked
Old Hickory
old yeller
Rebel Yell
yellow submarine
purple gasoline
blue fuel
Blues Clues
Hi octane
Kentucky moonshine
Texas Hold'em
Please Hold'em
Let'em go
escape tactic
tacit knowledge
implicit ignorance
selective stupidity
Army Intelligence
Three Amigos
dos equis
[beer]
Negra Modelo
Corona Extra
salt lick
Sam Adams
Adam Sandler
Cajun Man
Opera Man
Water boy
limp biskit
rhinoceros horn
Mosh pit
Mash Zit
full extras
Full belly
Lots bacon?
Bay con
turn left
Nascar race
for me
very boring
only strategy
is interesting
for me
Beatin' & Bangin'
Thieving Hanging
rain falling
Been awhile...
Bacon's Back! [thumbsup]
Polly's stalking... [cheeky]
you missing ...
Missed y'all
Hide seek
Peeka Boo! [cheeky]
patty cake
Red Rover
freeze tag
Freeze Dance
freeze frame
j. geils
band video
banned film
Stanley Kubrick
Clockwork Orange
Space Odyssey
Close Encounters
Third kind
reliable drones
unreliable clones
forbidden zones
exclusion zones?
public phones
public restrooms
George Michael
big looser
Soliciting Cops
cocking spaghetti
Umm, what?! ^^^ :o
pasta gun?? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
pasta rocket
spaghetti puttanesca?
spackling putty
Quikset Plaster
Cement Shoes... ;)
sleeping underwater
with fishes ;D
Jimmy Hoffa
Padre Gallego
Gilligan's Island
Adam's Family
Beverly Hillbillies
Justice League
Atom Ant
Spiderman Returns
Speedy Gonzalez
Dirty Sanchez
Hugo Chavez
[thumbsdown]
Caesar Chavez
Julius Caesar
Roman Hands... ;)
Roman Polanski
purported pedophile
contorted crocodile
prepubescent predilections
flexible fish
fixable flesh
fleshy appendage
pork rind
pork tenderloin
roast beef
and potatoes
with salad
tossed salad
garden salad
Angus beef
texas brisket
dinner tonight:
lamb chops!
[drool]
carne asada
Stromboli! [bow_down]
White Castle
original sliders... ;)
chicken wings
Dickens Sings
wedding rings
Run, Escape
sound advice
you're welcome
Cynical bastids
you hurting?
I'm great... 8)
watching weight?
chose, stay!!!
good work
[thumbsup]
hope so!
crafty cheaters
Krafty Cheese!
Quote from: AJ on August 25, 2011, 11:32:56 AM
"I [bacon], therefore...
;D
Awesome, Dude! [clap]
quick reply
rapid retort
MARK UNREAD
Markie Post
Marky Mark
Sharpie Marker
monkey punch
Brass Monkey
Beastie Boys
Ill Communication
mashed potatoes
mmmmmmmm... Gravy [drool]
bacon burger
bacon cheeseburger
soy burger?
poor substitute
just asking ...
paint masking
you painting?
*very* badly
:-\
stay away ...
Come here!
gimme food!!!
lotsa bacon... :D
never guess....
never fold
Never surrender!
me hungry
Got bacon?
sadly no
That's terrible! :(
quite horrific
Inexcusable, really... :P
bacon alarm?
pig siren?
get it
Got it... ;)
lost it
and found
No sound
silent running
hearing voices?
Schizophrenic meltdown
bugged-out bunnies
Iron Maiden
prickly wench
prison stench
Folsom Blues
Riker's Island...
...not evacuated
East River
Beast Liver
alcohol converter
coffee pot
caffeine junkie?
yes sir
mmm... coffee!!! [coffee]
why not
dont like [coffee] [roll]
no coffee?!
Looooove coffee!!!
who doesn't
elyse doesn't... [roll]
;)
too bad ...
...so sad
she nice ...
Very friendly :)
met her?
nope hasn't
frappuccinos count?
lovveeessssss frappuccinos [drool]
that's good
barely qualified [thumbsup]
scarcely competent
callcenter agent
att wireless [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown]
Quote from: elyse on August 29, 2011, 03:30:55 PM
att wireless [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown]
intermittent service
verizon wireless
going riding
where to?
negative inkling
Tinkle sprinkling
spring training
in arizona
anywhere really ...
Road trip?
where to?
mother land
Mother Russia
Drinking Vodka
hooray booze!
happy drunk ;)
too much
never enough [evil]
never is ...
ever enough
hardly ever
ever ready
car battery?
Prius's suck
Easily concealed
ccw permit
Froggy Kermit
crabby hermit
Krabby Patties
bikini bottom
bacon bottom
rump roast? [laugh]
kish kebab
Key fob
corn cob
sponge bob
square pants
please don't
[cheeky]
party pooper :P
you're good
well duh ;D
sponge bath
naughty nurse
stone therapy
Clone heresy
Papy Bollington
Buzz Killington
Mr. Spock
cold logic
hot tub
when where?
next week
in yellowstone [thumbsup]
bear attacks!
bare bottoms
give popcorn
Or bacon... ;D
waste bacon????!!!??? :o
he krazee
coo coo
flew over
fowl flight
owl plight
cowl delight
prowl @night :)
Dark Knight
dark monster ... ;D
metallic monster
enter sandman
Ranting Klansman
Homer Simpson
Homer's odyssey
Gomer's Oddity
Pyle's style
Gomer Pyle
Pile Driver
body hurts
poor carlos :(
slight fever ...:'(
bed rest :(
fell asleep
Ichabod Crane
Moby Dick
fishing stick
fish fingers
fish dicks?
mozzarella sticks
jalapeno poppers
cheese smothered
spray cheese
cut cheese
not me! ;D
SBD alerts
warning appreciated :)
death clouds
mustard gas
custer's ass
[laugh]
tart sweet
do tell?!
not here
Edited Post
censorship sucks
Custer's Ass
monkey business
calling shenanigans
Mauling Hooligans
the sharks :)
the shrikes
the shakes
Arabic Royalty
Oily Oligarchies
Viscous Viceroys
Greasy Governors
Slippery Supremos
Slimy Satraps
Sump Sultans
empty emperors
Fuel Pharoahs
Cruel Cairo
Cruella Deville
Cadillac Seville
Barber of ...
devilled ham
deveined shrimp
shrimp cacciatore
mothering pain
feeling better!
Irish setter
aran sweater
alpaca sweater
alfalfa muncher
vegan puncher
Bologna Italy
baloney sandwich
bacon wrap
amen brother
keep frying
BACON FOREVER!!!
hickory smoked
low & slow
brown sugar
rubbed on
massaged in
rubbed out
knocked off
thinly sliced
Finely diced
slightly spiced
Needlessly sacrificed
glowinly fatty
tasteful patty
very spicy
intestinal burning
you weakling
Dengue Merengue
making fun?
Delirium Dance
not yet
Let's Dance!!!
DENGUE MARENGUE;BETO DOMINGUEZ,JEREMIAS DOMINGUEZ ,ARIEL SOBERON,DIEGO ZIAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SXRt4pk3IM#)
red shoes
dance blues
serious moonlight
bowie tour
Alamo Knives
mosquito bites
= terrible blights
horrible sights
Friday Nites
Miranda rights
mortal frights
infiltrating mites
Polkadot tights
Oh, crap... :P
you asked
asked what?
read back >:(
Peruse previous...
Past Participle
future imperfect
Future tense
Past Relaxed
Laid back
laid forward
stress situation
Performance anxiety?
who, you?
Me? Never! :-*
flaccid flummoxing?
continued flatulence ...
Bed Buffaloes
Bedding Bisons?
Bessemer Ovens
Dutch Oven
Molsons Ale
and chili
blanket lifting
vapor release
stinking stench
Winking Wench
freshly brewed
Deuce Juice? :P :-X [puke]
Ice tea !!!
home made
home grown
I'm tired
I'm torrid
I'm hungry
7 dwarfs? [laugh]
no, 9 !!!
9 stomachs !!! ;D
9 inches?
9 lives
potion #9
love lotion?
after shave ... ;D
Hoppes Solvent
solve what?
Sherlock Holmes
Internet Explorer
Mars Probe
Mars Probe
lunar landing
Range Rover
Strange Clover
Astro pump
Gastric Dump
liquid lump
overflowing sump
difragmenting skull
Brain detail
fried brains
Flower Children
summer love
happened fast
many regreted
fond memories... ;)
you ancient !!!
;D
but functional 8)
disfunctionall functional ..
synonymous oxymoron
anonymously synonymous
enormous hippopotamus
pink elephant
yellow panther
white lightening
Relampago Blanco ... ;D
alternate language
altered reality
parallel universe
universal truths
white lies
black ties
zip ties ;D
registered trademark
patent pending
you always
intangible assets
money market
one perent
(oops... I meant to say One Percent)
volatility haven
financial slavin'
Rat Race
Kill'em All!!!
Metallica sings
Italia swings
Antartica melts
polar bears :(
killer whales
shark tails
dolphin noses
Guns'n Roses
garden hoses
frozen toes(es) ;)
follow Moses
You nuts!!!
and bolts
forgot washers !!!
and dryers
iron boards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkJgvx2jb94
DIRTY LAUNDRY
dry cleaning
wet weaning
wet nurse
oh yeah [thumbsup]
naughty nurse?
french maid
french toast! [drool]
smoked bacon
CANDIED BACON!
maple-y bacon
[drool]
bacon wraped
bacon warped
priority mail
Federal Express
Airborn Express
Correo aereo
Porsche Carrera
Suzuki Swift
Piece o'shit ^^^
AMC Javelin
Kia Brisa
Subaru Justy
Saturn Vue
Pontiac Aztec
Mexican Aztec
Mayan Warrior
Bronx Warriors
LA Gangs
Hipster trash
long live
The King
the queen
Freddie Mercury
Critical Acclaim
fabulous voice
Sarah Mclaughlan
sarah palin
michael palin
monty python
trouser snake
wiggle worm [roll] [laugh]
bouncy bongy
bouncy castle
ding dong
dead witch
death wish
good night
sleepy time
sweet dreams :)
good morning ...
back pain
you too?
bloody sunday
carnivorous Friday
phat Tuesday
Ash Wednesday
wet thursday
Finally Friday
not yet!!!!!!
I wish
I dream
with'er bush
shaved bare
Swedish style
Turkish Smile
Jamaica red
Hawaiian Blue
Blue Hawaiian ... ;D
Hawaiian Punch
good mixer
Mood fixer
sleeping aid ...
ocean sounds :)
water sounds
moist noises
waves lapping
birds singing
fans cheering
gansta shooting
buzz kill
Kill Bill
hamburger hill
bunker hill
steel mill
jackin' jill
lord sith
Darth Maul
black pepper
Sea Salt
No Fault
20 / love
innocent dove
Good eatin'
Good love'n
dire straits
blind dates
blind faith
mind waste
wasted sunsets
wasted always [drink]
blissful ignorance
deep purple
iron maiden
got mine
not fine
fine tuning
Ladies swooning
ladies mooning
singers crooning
whale harpooning
Recreational ballooning
people spooning
poon tang
drinking tang
Quaichang Kane
Chaingang Insane
in membrane
hematoma
completely unfinished
half arsed
Full moon
wolf howl
hooting owl
shooting fowl
FOUL BALL!!!
Muttiah Muralitharan
(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/07/08/1225889/203458-muttiah-muralitharan.jpg)
Mother MultiLutheran?
Best Icandu [laugh]
Nicolae CeauÅŸescu
Perennial Fescue
Kentucky Blue
Homeless Rescue
cute doggy
Voice Froggy
sacha distel
Vodka Distill
Soviet onion
Sobriquet Bunion
pseudo union
FAKE JOINT
moot point
deaf mute
Wet Boot
Zoot suit
Brooks Brothers
brook trout
rock bass
upright bass
acid bass
third base
free base :o
Crackity Man!!
clackity fan
James Brown
Charlie Brown
Charlie Manson
guitar virtuoso
Guitar solo
ritchie blackmore
Richie Rich
say you?
say me
pick me
Pick nose
pick seat
pick cherries
for pies
four eyes
perfect vision
space oddity
Mars Spiders
mars attack
Bike rack
rather boastful
Boat full
mouth full
dont talk!
Joe Cocker
9 1/2 Weeks
Moto Morini
Moto Guzzi
want one
Aprilia SMX
Italian BDSM
panamanian wackjob
hebrew hackjob
italian job
boston rob
fast furious
Paul Walker [drool]
Jordana Brewester
Jordanian Brewmaster?
Riverboat Captain
Muddy Mississippi
Ruddy Gypsy
Black Betty
Ram Jam
strawberry jam
cream cheese
sour cream
sour mash [evil]
bourbon whiskey
single malt
select blend
top shelf
Top Gear
british show
FRIGGIN' FUNNY! [laugh]
Benny hill
Mr. Bean
Mini austin
Austin Healy
Austin Powers
not funny
yes huh :)
think so
Dixie Normous.. [laugh] [evil]
LOL! hilarious! [laugh]
foot hurts ... ???
in mouth?
stop biting!
stop licking :o
Like licking... ;)
licking tickles
Sam Stosur [clap]
Hells Bells
flushing meadows
rapid flushing
Tennis fans
always there
she's cute! [thumbsup]
who's cute?
Sam Stosur
Beat Williams [thumbsup]
And how [clap]
Kyle Minogue ... ;D
Who's that?
She didnt...
she's hot [drool]
Monica Bellucci [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down]
jim belushi
Samurai Bakery
Ninja Noshery
teenage turtles
clearing hurdles
high jump
rancid dump
acid reflux
passive influx
digital redux
hockey pucks
banana muffin
Bacon Cupcakes
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 12, 2011, 09:14:21 AM
Bacon Cupcakes
my birthday (cake request-since I am stuck at work on my B'Day!)
who's birhtday?
happy birthday !!!
good times
total concensus
Bacon WINS!
1st place!!
everytime forever!
delicious nutritious!
fictitious bubbalicious
False advertising
fake boobs?
never good
like real
and then
caress them
If I
can touch
They're real ;D
barbie boobies [thumbsdown]
why not?
tastes great
damaged tastebuds ;)
insidious instigators
cantankerous castigators
Spanish Inquisition
inquisitive inquirers
surreptitious sleuths
suffering succotash
gossiping monsters
prevaricating poseurs
tweety bird
and Sylvester
a wock
Elmer Fudd
Wabbit Season! ;D
duck season!
whassup Doc?
super genious
Vizzini DaSicilian
Princess Bride
Inigo Montoya
brute squad
Prince Humperdink
Pirate Roberts
gentle Giant
gentle massage
deep tissue
happy ending
always good ...;D
giggidy giggidy
more relaxed
need finishing
go ahead
done now... [cheeky]
wash up
Ninja squirrel
bloviating pontificators
fallow philosophers
perverted politicians
lying harlets
honest hooker
paid punanny
crabby credit
blue crab
blue balls
pennsylvania town
Red Route
yellow brick :)
yellow submarine
yellow snow
snow white
mirror mirror
on the
coffee table :o
noooooo... wall!!! [roll] [cheeky]
made of
couldn't resist ;D
brown clay? ;D
Quote from: elyse on September 14, 2011, 04:33:47 PM
ratproof bricks [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
cheese bricks? :o :o :o
no sightings >:(
wrong place
rat has
rats sooooo
right place ;D
intelligently wise?
amazingly stupified
indubitably stupendous!
frying schnitzel
flying trapeze
silk thong
youre wearing?? [laugh]
not me ... :-[
not wearing ...
Not studying
:P
fallling asleep
Counting sheep
adjustable bed
bed bugs
cheap motel
Motel 6
lights on
NOTELL MOTEL
fleabag motel
hourly rate
sticky sheets
underbed corpse
Bates motel
roach motel
hotel California
California dreamin'
on sucha
winter's day-y-y
make the beast with two backs winter
LOTSA SNOW
bike parked
no snow >:(
inda garage
witha heater
fuel stabilizer
so sad
wheres tbj?
who knows
why ask?
just because ;)
got terminated
hope not!
it's official
no job
but have
work at
my shop
shop = good :)
starting up
Good deal
must be
onto something
something good
something borrowed
Whatsup, Gang?
[bacon]
Spanky, Alfalfa
Darla, Buckwheat
Curly, Joe
Moe, Larry
Harpo, Gummo
zeppo, groucho
Laurel, Hardy
Python, Monty
Grail, Holy
roasted loin
Knights Niii
Herring, shrubbery
poached lobster
you rang?
you lobster?
goes down?
ona date
gets cooked
kentucky fried
too oily
popeyes chicken?
the colonel
Boss Hogg?
general lee
hazzard county
redneck fun
moonshine run
white litenen' ;D
High octane
high speed
low drag
goin out ... ;D
Yee Haw!
I'm drunk!!!! [wine]
you too? :(
inebrient pageant
Disfunctional collection
inebriated collection
hangover detection
no hangover
Lucky participant
was driving !!!
empty bottles... :'(
not so ...
gotta go
so soon?
Back now.
you again?!
it's raining...
not here
Tonight, soon
make fire?
did that
what burned?
Painful urination?
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 18, 2011, 07:24:02 AM
Painful urination?
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5oCkpAkUk#)
Isn't me... [roll]
then drink !!!
a beer
that works
In progress
I'm tired
Good morning
fall sucks
Cheese omelette
side-o bacon
lunch time
nap time
party time
battalion style ("Stripes" reference)
zombie zone
ground zero
no comment
reverent respect
seemed disrespectful
understand completely
New topic?
Super sneezy
:P
Weezy Jefferson
Mondays suck :P
work sucks...
wood ducks
Wild Goose
mild moose
loose noose
wild hogs
crazy bacon
genetically modified
no addititves
salt cured
mapple smoked
pepper dipped
jalapeno rubbed
deep fried
wood cooked
charcoal grilled
that too !!!
hungry now
not alone
EAT BACON
done that
nota suggestion
doit now!!!
gimme beer
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Beeeeeer!
need beer!!!!
Homer Like!!
profuse drooling
profund snoring
thread locked?
no idea
was earlier
wasnt home
is confused
who's confused
i am
me too
what happened?
no idea
some fluke?
locked twice?
just once
I think
it's fixed
bacon soup?
sounds yummy
with ham
and BBQ
bbq, ribs?
marinated steak [bow_down]
short ribs
short round
Sorry all... I believe I might have hit the lock button by accident when posting from the iPhone. Oops...
Anyway, back to two words:
My bad. :-[
Bye lad
;)
buy fad
quakin' bacon...
shake'n bake
wake'n bake
Wake'n Bacon?
http://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-the-real-bacon-alarm-clock/ (http://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-the-real-bacon-alarm-clock/)
Quote from: AJ on September 20, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Wake'n Bacon?
http://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-the-real-bacon-alarm-clock/ (http://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-the-real-bacon-alarm-clock/)
I WANT!!!!!!!!! [bow_down] [drool]
I won't
I might
Eye mite
eye sore
sore back
sore feet
new shoes!
nice pair...
nice pear
round peach
peachy keen
juicy peach
peach cobbler
Apple fritters
candy apple
corn dog
corn hole
glory hole
bare back
horse riding
stale mare
Ducati Monster
1199 Panigale
free zone
End zone
end note
good bye
adios muchacho
take care
try again
redelivery request
return receipt
bad service
bad reception
move around
Knock around
monkey around
Primates abound
homo erectus
homo sapiens
sapien sapiens
sepia Saipan
sepia tone
separate phones
stealth drones
stealth fighters
Foo fighters
lit lighters
burn brighter
lite brite (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1071/565390821_a74e2e8ba9.jpg)
dust mite
snake bite
fright night
last night
pants soiled?
not anymore [laugh]
fresh pants?
sparkly clean
gluten free
Pepsi Free
coke free !!!
free coke?
free Willey
free rider [Dolph]
Rough rider...
rough cut
cutting rough?
cutting floor
cutting edge
avant garde
National Guard
voluntary service
lip service
scheduled service
Tea Service
Tea Party
frontal lobotomy
bottle infrontame
bottle dreams
Tangerine Dream
Risky Business
frisky witness
Whisky fitness
single malt
pole vault
ctrl/alt
evil times
medieval rhymes
Sharpe's Poem
Chaucer's Tome
Sorcere's theme
Shakespeare's home?
could be...
Stratford upon.....
Avon calling
door bell
ding dong
tokyo destruction
Godzilla again?
Nissan Skyline [evil]
IRON MAN
SORRY CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 23, 2011, 06:53:54 AM
Nissan Skyline [evil]
Skyline Drive
(http://aimingatauthenticity.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/skyline-drive.jpg)
BEAUTIFUL RIDE!
leaf peeping
peeping tom?
who's Tom?
who knows
Tree gawking
rum running
arbor stalking
flora surveillance
natural stakeout
sylvan reconnaissance
agricultural revolution
tractor wheels
Boll weevil
...two weevils?
;D
Evil Kenevils
Big crash
Broken Bones
publicity stunts
Poor planning
big government
any government
all same
uniform conformity
eatin spaghetti
ridin Ducati
and texting?
audio text?
what's next?
video text?
mind text
mind control
manolo carajo
no relation
joder tio
uhmm, no.
schyea right
getting awkward
Quote from: ManaloEA on September 23, 2011, 04:03:29 PM
Google wrong
[laugh]
Lemme guess...
..."f***ing uncle"
[laugh]
definitely oggled
Quote from: AJ on September 23, 2011, 05:22:57 PM
[laugh]
Lemme guess...
..."f***ing uncle"
[laugh]
That's right... [bang]
faux pas
false positive
still awake?
not late
good ride?
leisurely outing [thumbsup]
working hard
be strong
great investment
have to !!!
being rich!?
live well
enjoy race [thumbsup]
I'm sick...
get rest!
No partying...
Sneezy preschoolers... :P
enter sandman !
metal lullaby
light music
Lite Beer
light fire
forest fire
different day
as always
all days
every ways
evil ways
balancing trays
serving drinks
Drinking drinks
clinking minks
bacon sucks
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 25, 2011, 09:50:20 AM
bacon sucks
Monsterlover swallows... :-*
;D
just kidding.... Don't hit the "Report to moderator" button, please? ;)
grilled bacon ;D
moderator reported...
>:(
just kidding!
:D
microwave bacon?
luminous pig
Oink oink
voluminous prig
needle prick
Sleeping Beauty
Did her... ;)
Prince Charming?
Not him... :P
good choice
Quote from: Spck31 on September 26, 2011, 05:55:48 AM
....kiss frog :-*
became man ... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
contract warts
Amphibian STDs
Or penicillin....
newt aids?
reptile root-rot
revolting revolt
repentant revelers
repenting reprobates
reporbates repenting?!
radical rapscallions
radical riders
ridiculous riddles
you sure?
garrulous grizzlies
jumping jacks
slumping slacks
arresting slaps
distressing raps
redressing crap
repressing traps
suppressing snares
scandalous scallywags
outrageous outlaws
invasive inlaws... :P
corrosive coleslaw
gastronomic gasses... :-X
viking congratulations
salacious salutations
mongolian barbeque
gargoyle-ian worldview
wycan pedigree
Scythian filigree
confabulatory confabulations
constabulary salutations
fabulous news
tabulated clues
blue's clues?
Chews shoes
leaves two's
Cow's moos
horse shoes
duck quacks
deer tracks
Leer smacks
beer snacks
queer slacks
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/ChuckNorrisjeans.jpg)
[laugh]
Chuck thwacks
Hidden Gusset!!!
spandex between
Spandau Ballet
Duran Duran
Wonder Bra!?
edible underwear
Relationship tool
experiential enhancer
experimental enhancements
exponential entrenchments
existential Henchmen
expensive wrenchmen
extraterrestrial wrenchin'
you psycho !!!
sometimes true ;D
chimney flue
fire starter
Dire Farter
Starter farter
fart barter
buck futter
duck flutter
pony butter
Shart Shooter
shooter's sharps
hooters harps
Suitor's Carps
Looter's farts
farts rule !!!
ask chile con carne with firied eggs[runny] with white rice and hot sauce
crap happens
every day
too logical
has too!
does not
can't say
wont tell
internecine plots
conniving clots
careening sots
serenely flops
cloven-hoove clops
Rabbi nightmare
priestly stare
Altarboy Beware!!!
liturgical lair
sacrilegious sacristy
conniving convent
fornicating friary
rectified rectory
nubile nunnery
secret seminary
cantankerous confessional
buttbopping basilica
ballistic material
bombastic marsupial
mister boombastic
plastic fantastic
hot steper
dot leper
lepper messiah
messiah revealed
got milk?
eat cow
EAT BACON!!! :D
or sausage
Wawsaw daze
killer lullaby
permanent sleep
eternal sunshine
forever young
plastic surgery ... [laugh] [cheeky]
plastered surgeons [wine]
extruded parts
excluded hearts
three suits
No trump
No Tramp
Ivana gone?
Ivana Humpalot
(from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)
Pussy Galore
Alotta Fagina
Briana Banks?
Chlamydia skanks
shot kills
pop pills
red pill
blue pill ;D
green pill
queen Jill
King Kong
big monkey
angry monkey
hungry monkey
spanking monkey
chicken choker
leather corset
whips & chains
leather corsets
repeated redundancy
your lead !!!
new thoughts
lets go ...
<== has cold [thumbsdown]
get well [thumbsup]
take meds
Chemical relief
chemical reaction
Aphex Twins
simplex grins
Chemical Brothers
Toxic sisters
Front 242
<--- Selling 999 :-\
only option? :(
Quote from: elyse on October 03, 2011, 12:42:00 AM
only option? :(
Paying tuition
Quote from: ungeheuer on October 03, 2011, 03:27:17 AM
sorry mate
Quote from: ManaloEA on October 03, 2011, 03:44:13 AM
that sucks...
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 03, 2011, 06:07:00 AM
crappy crap !!!
Thanks guys...
Quote from: IZ on October 03, 2011, 03:55:18 AM
??? ??? ???
still calling?
Today/ tomorrow...
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on October 03, 2011, 08:06:30 AM
Paying tuition
Thanks guys...
Today/ tomorrow...
[bacon]
forget bet ... [thumbsup]
[thread rules off]
Nope, sorry Carlos... Not my style. You won fair and square. A few bucks for gaskets won't save the 999 anyway. :-\
I'll get on it this week. [thumbsup]
[restore thread rules]
Skinny Carlos... ;D
>:( you insist ???
well then ... 8) [Dolph] [bacon]
back to
Quote from: zooom on October 03, 2011, 12:09:18 PM
make the beast with two backsing coworker
worthless idiot
backdoor bandit
Lips sealed :-X
stand down !
Bend over
bend yourself !!!!
over backwards
that way !!!
way down
low down
limbo danccing
horizontal mambo
pasta's done
bring wine
drink wine
then whine
annoyingly opine
nascent nuisance
nauseating neophile
noxious nitwit
nerve-racking numbskull
presidential candidate
cry baby?
spin doctor
politician = liar
bleeding obvious
congressional criminal
collared idiots
legalized crime
where's that?
Near Uranus
shit far ! ! !
Projectile Poops
chemical warfare ...
Fecal Force
smeared droppings
shit soled
religious bastards
Fatherless Pharisee's
Parisian fathers?
Corinthian feathers
gigling giglers
jiggling gigolos
aero gigolo
aero Plane
Windows Aero
double pane
bubble stain
troubled reign
that's fun
pain & friction
joyful friction
friction tape
frictionless overwhelming
Diction underwhelming
having fun
what's "whelming"?
pm sent
covert conversation
black ops
secret service
you hush!!
Victoria's secret
very right
PM Received
ack nack
game on ...;D
wax off
good nite
bugger down
Goose Down
man up
up side
pup ride
rip tide
high tide
...to leave...
all behind
in vain
a Seal
of faith
...four hungry...
... for barbeque ...
... and crops...
... with beer ...
... the field....
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
... is green ...
;D :D [Dolph] [drink] [beer] [wine] [bacon] [popcorn]
fine time...
got time
remember I'm unemployed till next month !
tiempo libre
... to contact...
contact whom?
clarify please
... Aviation sponsors...
<connection slow!>
no blaming !!!
Kenny Rogers [roll]
country music
oxymoronic statement
wild outback
Vast landscape
getting lost ...
going walkabout
who, me?
nah, Lucille.
Bon Scott
Ron Paul
Keith Moon
Ginger Baker
Janis Joplin
Jim Morrison
8)
The Doors
The Stones
The Langoliers
big junk
different opinions ...;D
positive reinforcement
;D
scyfy junkie
deadpan realist
someone has
bread puddin
piss taker...
turd herder
project manager
Socks skunky
Skunks stinky
Junk's Hinkie
Punk's pinky
Stinky pinky
butt pirate
Jolly Roger
back online
Backdoor man?
don't tell
Lips sealed... :-X
bad mama
good llama
nasty girl
Miss Janet
Miss Behavin
Dixie Normous
bun spankin'
crank wanking
churning butter
fluffer nutter
nutty fluffer
salaried slurper
gagging swallower
lagging follower
who's that?
slow rider
magic carpet
tragic marmot
tired bear
Wired hair
admired stare
retiree's wear
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/ckwalkingforblog.jpg)
Tread wear.
squatting bear
swatting air
splatting hair
splitting heirs
gripping pears
stripping pairs
shipping hares
boxing bunnies
raving rabbids
rebating davits
debating habits
pondering predilections
predisposed notions
prepackaged lotions
motion lotion
locomotion commotion
libation probation
very thirsty
solution pending [drink]
when return
red wine
<=== Loves Sangiovese [wine]
elysewinery .com :)
Napa Valley
Sonoma Valley
Hidden Valley
buried treasure
treasure hunter
Hunter Thompson
Stephen King
Neal Stephenson
Neil Koontz
Neil Diamond
Neil Sedaka
Neil Armstrong
Strong Bad
The Cheat
the job
The Who
The What
The Stones
get stoned
get down
Down Under
That Tickles
Sensitive area
Nerve Endings
shaved taint
Depraved saint
saintly deprivation
faint depredations
slight spoliation
heavy rains
heavenly stains
mattress discoloration
mattress stains
skid marks
wipe better ;)
moist towelettes
stinging rash
jellyfish welts
spineless celts
swarming smelts
oozing welts
drying pelts
patty melts
tightening belts
Economic woes
forking dolts
breaking nuts
quaking guts
food poisoning?
Rancid Dumps
bad fish
Molten Colon
clogged airways
decomposing delicacies
kim chee
mickey dees
Rick Dees
the twist
Rick Rollin
rolling stones
The Who
Pinball Wizard
My Generation ...
jic someone wrote the who ...
good music!!
yes sir !!
Maybe Baby!
allman brothers
Blues Brothers
Blues Clues
annoying shows
hate show !!!!!!
TV News
Skeevy Loo's
heeeby jeebies
CBGB's bathroom
930 club
old skool
Quote from: zooom on October 13, 2011, 10:16:01 AM
930 club
when they were in a basement & there were random support pillars in front of the stage
hard knocks
hard socks [puke] ;D
Quote from: AJ on October 13, 2011, 11:02:40 AM
old skool
when they were in a basement & there were random support pillars in front of the stage
( I miss the old place with the stench and all too)
DC Space
queasy place
nervous pace
twitching face
leather & lace
Spraying Mace
cold embrace
arms race
Natchez Trace
mercy & grace
murderous disgrace
multiple ratrace
big disgrace
quantum replace
Rock U (niversity)
Rockme Amadeus
Cockme Ramawayatus
Bigus Dickus
Priapus Rising
skin canoe
Trojan MAN!
Trojan Rabbit
King Arther
Fling farther
Buncha Tossers
corn hole
apple core
dual core
hard core
biker gang
gang bang
porn star
Ron Jeremy [puke]
Tracy Lords ...
spacy fjords
Kevin Spacey
John Gacey
Virgil Tracy
Dick Tracy
Consent required.
SIGN HERE _______________________
bottom line
profit margin
margin call
instant replay
foot fault
false start
Foul Shart
check shorts
slovakian shirts
Scottish Skirts
Scandanavian skorts
Holland Cheese
tobacco shiosks
rolling papers
bowling capers
polling papers
politico .com
Political timebomb
Who... WHAT?!
hypothetically speaking ...
Oops... Sorry! ;)
Poop's...quarry
hoops... Larry
very tired
tarry, mired
wet, sweaty
pet teddy
cold shower
gold shower
lucky you
projecting again?
Protecting Ramen?
Rejecting Amen's
Revolting Yemen
Semitic Semantics
simian semantics
sapien pedantics
primitive intellectuals
future historians
mature librarians
brain exhibition
brain vault
mental fault
Lentil assault
Yentl? HALT!
Bobwa Striesand
Babwa Wawwa
annoying interviewers
Cobb Punting
explain please
Why for?
punting = kicking
thank you
you're welcome
pm sent
wampum spent
misses home :(
like home
click click
needs shoes!!!!!
ruby slippers
brick road
where's wizard??
where's Waldo?
in [bacon] mirror ;D
good morning
guten morgen
gluten, sorghum
sugary gum
blowing bubbles
bubble machine
subtle hairsheen
tantalizing tints
amazing tints
amazing splints
fabulous thunderbirds
black crows
blind faith
Black Sabbath
Black Friday
Black Monday [thumbsdown]
hump day
tomorrow is ...
today was...
it's Tuesday ! ! ! ! ! !
beer thirty?!?!?!
always is ! ! ! ! ! !
nonsequitor time
apropos: nothing
;D
almond butter
lemon mayo
Mayo Clinic
Nutella spread
Banana Hammock
Panama Jack
Banana Boat
Hawaiian Tropic
Coco Lopez
coco goya
Inigo Montoya
who's that?
princess bride
groom's doom
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 18, 2011, 10:47:28 AM
who's that?
This Guy:
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/atainigomontoya.jpg)
six fingers
Prince Humperdinck
farm boy
dread pirate
Fezzig , Vizzini
Rodents of...
...Unusual Size
Fire Swamp
lightning sand
thieves forrest
Sherwood forest
robin hood
Rockin' Robin
bubbly bubbles
bubble butt
Junky trunk
funky junk
junky food
soul food
deep fired
southern fried
barbeque pit
alabama whitesauce [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
vaca frita
Good night
sweet dreams :)
sweet tooth
sweet tea
Sour dough
sour mash
Tennessee Moonshine
Harlem Sunshine
Harlem Shuffle
Harlem Globetrotters
Hollywood Shuffle
Horizontal Mamba
the Lambada
lambda probe
Oxygen Sensor
flapper valve
exhaust dampener
db killer
DB Cooper
Alice Cooper
Mini Cooper
Mini Countryman
Mini 14
Mini 30
Mini driver
mini skirt
lace corset
Nice Guy
spice girl
boring movie
failed marketing
cool bike
Cool World
(http://cf1.imgobject.com/backdrops/185/4bc94201017a3c57fe01c185/cool-world-original.jpg)
Wayne's World?
strained pearls
mess food
chow hall
cafeteria style
cafe racer
drag race
race spec
military spec
tiny speck
big butt
MC Hammer
astro tool
Alpo stool
Harpo fool
Silly Rabbit
Trix are
turn tricks
Spicy McHaggis
Big Cheese
stinky cheese
frumunda cheese
pheromone sneeze
reactive wheeze
[laugh] [laugh]
Teen Spirit
smells like
funky town
made offer
on 998
two grand [thumbsup]
waiting answer
good luck
thank you!
Getting cold
me sweating ...
me drunkled
Jack Mehoff
Commander Fakhov
(reference: StarWreck http://www.starwreck.com (http://www.starwreck.com))
RIP Marco
Sad news
sad indeed ...
malnourished children
Live Aid
global epidemic
famine sucks
hurts watching
eyes red ...
blurred vision
counting sheep
NAP TIME!!!!!
anytime is...
Anything goes...
bacon sandwich
pure bliss
sure miss
rad spot
Radical Ducati
Magical Lombardi
Super Bowl
Rose Bowl
Porcelain bowl
Tidy Bowl
water closet
jiffy john
Long johns
Jumpin Jammerz (www.jumpinjammerz.com (//http://) [thumbsup] )
good morning
slept late
groggy head
heavy eyes
noisy stomach
bad food?
no, empty!!!
eat something
read tosat !!!
ramen time
not yet !!!
grocery run?
later on ...
rigth now ...!
Van Halen
Van Helsing
Jamie's Cryin :'(
Count Chocula
Boo Berry
cha ching
bling bling
Flavo Flav
Marky Mark
Funky Bunch
Cap'n Crunch
Golden Crisp
hickory smoked
hickory dickory
pine scented
Pine Sol
lemon scent
natures goodness
lemon pepper
tepid sequence
intrepid consequence
much better
munch butter [laugh]
touch butter
cocoa butter
cocoa puffs
Golden Crisp
Rice Crispies
Fruity Pebbles
Frosted Flakes
Boo Berry
Count Chocula
honey nut
Fruit loops
choco crispies
Romeo's Whiskey
Beef Stroganoff
barbeque shrimp
shrimp creole
shrimp cocktail
Hungarian Goulash
polish kielbasa
German Bratwurst
danke shen
Parisian Spitsauce
tunisian sandstorm
Desert Dust ;D
magic dust
expensive habit
which one?
that one
where wolf?
or vampire?
Fake Blood
farkle good
sparkle food
gold leaf
bold leap
Frogs Leap
Chicken dance
Vichy France
Viscose pants
hot oil
Apple fritters!
[drool]
funnel cake
fried mozarella
fried cheescake
must try
tis yummy
in tummy
gin rummy
Hoyle Games
Bicycle Deck
the langoliers
The Bangles
Go Go's
chick bands
hot chicks
Chernobyl chickens
Top Gear
...the original show
Victoria's Secret
Victoria's secretions
Queensland's creatures
Promisedland Preachers
Tasmania's teachers
Brisbane's Beseechers
Arthur Treacher's
Ardent Impeachers
lying politians
denying admonitions
fanatic priests
fantastic feats
vaca frita
alpaca burrito
beef burrito
tuna taco
fried rice
denied spice
urraca kustoms
defied lice
fried rice
itsa derby
dry ice
[cheeky]
wire splice
fire ice
One down..
two up
1100..
gone
parenthood prevails
responsibility robs
needed cash ...
four wheels?
cost money
lifestyle upheaval
domestic sacrifice
burnt offerings ;)
frequently cook 8)
Frequency Crook
Amplitude Robber
Bandwidth Booster
Radio Rooster
running hamster
circuit breaker
rodent infestation?
rat hive
snake pit
Rodentia Gardens
lost bacon?
hunger strike
without beacon!?
SAY WHAT?
bacon strike !!!
WHACHUTALKINBOUT WILLIS?!?!?!
notme, spck31
crazy talk.....
very much !!!
new subject...
world climate?
whirled peas?
hot sauces ...
Daves Insanity
Hot Mama's
Flamin 'Gater
(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/carolinasauce_2177_16472317)
with pics?
good reinforcement....
making lunch
add salt
black pepper
Franks Redhot
Johnny5 Robot
Congo Antillano
Donkey Kong
Pac Man
pack mule
sack pull
Sac Duc
anal sex
:o [laugh]
no words...
WWSDD? Anal...!
Analytical Analysis
Lively marriage?
frisky relationship
Risky Business
good flick
food flick
flick Bic
Fickle Bic(k)
;)
pickle's slick
sickle pick
chick flicks
best kind
Lifetime Channel
chequered flannel
Sketchy Panel
patchy Scammell
Nasty Hormel
greasy Spam
heart attack
blocked arteries
bad cholesterol
bad company
good booze
good beer
no hangover
stay hydrated
Keep truckin'
keep ridin'
fell asleep !!!
good nap??
pleasant slumber
pleasant lumber
Pheasant mumbler?
Peasant grumbler
bird whisperer
whispering pines
pine tar
tar baby
baby buggy
aesthetically incorrect
aerodynamic inefficiency
Riding cupcake... ;D
riderless pastry
flying pasties
Spinning tassels
flying underwear
lace lingerie
lap dances
Wasted money
fruitless adventurers
fruit flies
Fruit Pies
Suit Buys
Boot & Ties
Redneck wedding
my nephew's [laugh]
wry rescues
Rye rescue
http://www.police.vic.gov.au/content.asp?Document_ID=14631 (http://www.police.vic.gov.au/content.asp?Document_ID=14631)
Why fescue?
Deeper roots
Kentucky Blue
Douglas Fir
sporting wood
Louisville Slugger
Philadelphia mugger
Panama Jack
Samurai Jack
Captain Morgan
Single Malt
Canadian Club
Club Sandwich
Cuban Sandwich ...
Club = Bacon
always you [bacon]
new sandwich
Cuban Club
Cuban cigar
customs allows?
smuggler's delight
cavity search
Cavity Creeps
Drug mules
animal cruelty
admirable truancy
Naval abscondment
navel assessment
Valencia agistment
valley abatement
valley girl
super freak
dominatrix woman
sadomasochistic man
submissive freak
torture chamber
leather rack
lacking originallity
chainmail flogger?
jnkmail lover
jilted lover
Stilted Hover.
helicopter parents :P
chopper jockey
Proper hockey.
Pittsburgh Pinguins !!!
Washington Capitols!
Red Wings [bow_down]
Flyers suck!
Islanders swallow...
Bruins gargle
Hockey whores.
street walkers
meat talkers
meat suckers
Meat dress.
Lady Gaga
auditory terrorist
Obligatory therapist
happy ending?
dusty pipes
musty wipes
busty types
wobly meats
probably teats
teetering taters
pumpkin chunkin
(http://www.punkinchunkin.com/ (http://www.punkinchunkin.com/))
dim sum
dim wit
meow mein
Meow Mix
silly song
Ying Tong
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nebe1zuEtbc&feature=player_detailpage#)
Ding Dong
bada bing
Bada boom
bada bang!!!
wise guys
thank you ! ! !
Fuhgeddabout it...
Beer shit...
...in woods?
down low
Hung Lo
hung short
long dong
John Holmes
Deep Throath
Princess Seka
per verts [laugh]
Kenya Blamus?
Dick Gazinya
Hugh Jass
<=== created monsters [cheeky]
she did...
my God ! ! !
Haywood Jabloumi
Peter Dragon
Peter Pan
pixie dust :)
magic dust
tragic crust
hemorrhagic lust
Dixie Gnormous
pixie amorous
ankle humpers
puddle jumpers
tub thumpers
bubble biters
check kiters
say what?
kiting checks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Check_kiting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Check_kiting)
biting necks
Quote from: RAT900 on November 07, 2011, 07:55:54 AM
kiting checks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Check_kiting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Check_kiting)
got it
Inviting wrecks
inattentive driving
gasoline spilled
vaseline skilled
astroglide better!
Kentucky Jelly
results smelly
smelly jelly?
onyer belly!!!
spooge wipes
stooge gripes
Larry Moe...
and Curly
Shemp too!
Abbott & Costello
Heckle & Jeckle
laurel & Hardy
Laurel and Hardy - dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUm_SPkxuLo&feature=related#)
Tom & Jerry
Tweety & Sylvester
Bonnie & Clyde
Ardent penetrator
Doctor Who
Torchwood Clinic ! ! !
herpes clinic
that's nasty
crotch rot
crotch crickets
Crotch rocket
Pocket rocket
Wiley Coyote
Road Runner
Foghorn Leghorn
chicken hawk
eats worms
Mexican Whiskey
Tequilla sunrise
Don Henley
The Eagles
Joe Walsh
Joey Tempest
Freddie Mercury
Killer Queen
black widow
Black Betty
Betty White
Betty Crocker
Betty Boop
Betty Ford
Betty Rubble
Betty Humpter
Idle speculation
speculum usage
Rear Window
rear defrogger
arcade game?
rednecks w/shotguns
Deer Huntin'
deer'n headlights
Jacklights & Saltlicks
bow & arrow
tree stands
Hand Stands
hand jive
Building callouses...
playin spoons
spooning honeys
Honey Badgers
don't givashit
can't takashit :-[
colonic impaction
Ex Lax
White Castle
Little Tavern
Slider Shacks
Pop-em Burgers!
Rectal Roulette
hershey squirts
Shart Shooter
Deuce Juice
Montezuma's Revenge
rectal squirts ...
Get Depends
depends when
shit happens
every day
every way
upside down?
dog style
missionary position
Dirty Sanchez
pervy boys [roll] [laugh]
who them?
following lead ... [roll]
not me... [roll] ;D
wise ass!
dumb ass
who is?
not me ...
not it
gotta go
Seeya Later
came back ...
short trip
brief journey
live long
Days I've
Mr. Spock
I'm baaaaack
What, again?!
all over
repeated redundancy
Redundant repetition...
Duplicated Replications
plagiarised renditions
nouveau rendition
plateau expidition
Ford Expadition
Dodge Ram
Chevy Avalanche
Isuzu D-Max
Renault Fuego
Bugatti Veyron
Ford Pinto
catastophic conflagration
a classic ;D
Leelee Sobieski
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Chloe Sevigny
brown betty
Black Bart
Sheriff Bart
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSin5SjeZBAqzcMq3flfKYNwyo09VbnTqcBNx3k0toZU8TRIUn-G_kGNAviZg)
Blazin Saddles! [thumbsup]
Cleavon Little
Little Richard
Richard Pryer
Andy Griffith
Gomer Pyle
Stephen King
Dark Tower
hot shower
envy you
... summer's coming...
you buy? :-*
I meant
who's buying? ;)
you are ... ;D
nice try... :-*
make laugh?
have staff
half mast
blue pill
blue gill
blue claw
blue beard
blue light
Blue Plate
Island paradise
Highland Parasites
Mighty Mitochondria
flighty hypochondria
parasitic hypochondria
monolithic dispepsia
Chevy Nomad
Mongol nomad
Chrysler Crossfire
crimson crossdresser
carnival hangover
crimson regret
(Reference: Evanescence - Bring Me Back to Life)
King Crimson
Tangerine Dream
still here?
Revenuer's Question
taxman theme
taxidermist's response
pachyderm conversation
too old
stomping around
temper tantrum
hissy fit
pisn moan
moanen groan
Money Money ( think Billy Idol!)
Rebel Yell
Slant nose
Porsche 911
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 14, 2011, 08:16:23 AM
Porsche 911one word one number or one word 3 numbers
Nine Thirty
actually
Nissan GTR
Maserati Quattroporte
Bugatti Veryon
Bugatti Continental?
Maybach Landaulet
Chery QQ
Dairy Queen
Mr. Frosty
Frosty Snowman
Frosties Finishes
Nate Weiner
wiener schnitzel
weiner dog
german sauerkraut
Sour Cabbage
flatulent substitute
re-refried beans
disturbing aftereffects
in distress
Rapunzel Rapunzel...
get haircit
I'm bald...
I'm thinning
tighten belt
frightening welt
lightning svelt
conveyor belt
purveyor's felt
surveyor eyes
relayer's thighs
wobbly tights
probably lies
you think?
lumpy sight
dumpy fright
scary thoughts?
doubtfully beknights
THE TICK
( because this all reminds me of the exchange with him and Thrackazog from Dimension 29B living in apartment 29B episode)
Quote from: zooom on November 15, 2011, 07:00:23 AM
THE TICK
( because this all reminds me of the exchange with him and Thrackazog from Dimension 29B living in apartment 29B episode)
The Movie
Silent Movie ( Mel Brooks)
Scary Movie
shitty movement
bowel movement
vowel movement
gotta run
rotten gun
drinking pilsner
drinking pinot
drinking PERIOD!!!
drink Pernod
rink nimrod
Pink Numbskull
squeeze blackheads
sleaze smackheads
cracksmokin pipeheads
Marion Barry?
fresh wind
Summers Eve
douchin away....
Bag Banging [laugh] [laugh]
washin' taco
unstink da'pink
shocker racing
Knocker's bracing
Novartis drugs
Atlas Shrugs
the untochables
Elliot Ness
(or Lower Castes)
Scottish Loch
prehistoric critters
Glenfiddich hallucinations?
acid flashback
slimmy reflux
grimy redux (what's a French pronunciation?)
Champ Elyses
Quote from: RAT900 on November 17, 2011, 05:06:45 AM
grimy redux (what's a French pronunciation?)
Daddy Warbux
salt flat
salt lick
oyster sucking
Life's Sucking [thumbsdown]
lika vaccuum?
black matter
blacksploitation film?
Pamela Greer
Rosy Greer
Rosie O'Donnell
voluminous swine
Repugnantly Rubenesque
horrendously hoggish
American Hoggers
Hickory Bacon!
candied Bacon
grilled bacon
bacony bacon [drool]
crispy bacon
Makin' bacon
happy slappin'
Sloppy seconds? :-X [puke]
careless minutes
welfare momma
big momma
Martin Lawrence
martian torrents
banal canals
sushi ito
sushi domo
Domo Origato
Mr Roboto
mr bean
Dominus Vobiscum
barking cat
farking rats
shouting monkeys
pouting honkies
arguing wifes
quieting knives
burning houses
disco inferno
Blazing Mattresses
Sleep Number
slumber digit
slumber party
Morning Wood
regular issue
bring tissue
WET WIPES
No Gripes
had leak?
plumbers puddy
leak's muddy
rain falling
sunny & cold
envy you
first time
liked it?
was okaaaaaayyy
c'mon beerthirty
making eggnog
baking hedgehogs
sonic hedgehog
monotreme tachyglossidae
moaningdream scratchyglasseye
howmanywordcanyoustringtogetherandstillcallthemjust two?
Quote from: ungeheuer on November 19, 2011, 03:33:18 AM
howmanywordcanyoustringtogetherandstillcallthemjust two?
Violation wordcount
coffeemaker died
boil water
pour through
already brewed ...
Duck Stewed?
[coffee] brewed
must be ...
lust chi
just be
NO water ...
kidney failure
no way
got reserve
snot preserves
not yet
yacht net
Post net
lost pet
wet dogs
cranky canines
skanky canines
sleazy felines
miauing pussies
allowing wussies
joder tio
odor pee-o
Schroder mio
tantra trio
boring foursome
soaring soapscum
whoring speculum
Snoring rectum
fastidiously indecisive
decidedly fast
indeterminately mediocre
ordinarily determined
unusualy ambiguous
unsuccessfully amorous
BLUE BALLS?
blown balls
blow job
job blows?
not always....
but does ...
SUCK....repeat.....
beleive you ! ! !
Fellatio Ratio
Humdrum Conundrum
gagging reflexes
pedestrian puzzle
bohemian dancers
Gypsy Gyrators
Silesian Slamdancers
gregorian stripers
singing Telegram???
Avon calling
Raven Cawing
Blazin' Saddles! [laugh] [clap]
dancing raven
Heckle & Jeckle
heckler & koch
Sig Sauer
Smith & Wesson
Les Baer
Wilson Combat
Winsome Wombat
acerbis plastic
Clark tank
fuel pump
full dump
food poisoning?
Melted Porcelain
bad burrito
Rancid Refritos
Montezuma's Mosquitos
burning bunghole
Excruciating Evacuation
hitting clay
Fitting Day
fitting room
Sexy shopping. ;)
Victoria's Secret
Victorias secretions <derby>
freak day
short week!!
for you
what no turkey in LatAm?
we eat
but no
day off
is not
official holiday
Return Canal
to us [cheeky]
why should?
or else!
Get Holiday!!! ;D
<RULE EXEMPTION>
Is not a Latin American holiday, but, many, "high class people" do make a fuss about celebrating it; me personally, don't celebrate foreign holidays in my homeland ! ! !
When I lived in the USA for 5 years, I did celebrate all your holidays and my national holidays, I celebrated in the privacy of my home
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on November 21, 2011, 02:25:35 PM
<RULE EXEMPTION>
Is not a Latin American holiday, but, many, "high class people" do make a fuss about celebrating it; me personally, don't celebrate foreign holidays in my homeland ! ! !
When I lived in the USA for 5 years, I did celebrate all your holidays and my national holidays, I celebrated in the privacy of my home
Boxing Day? [cheeky]
next holiday?
Nov 28
Independence Day?
From Spain
ineloquent buffoon
< verbosity pomposity
duplicitous guilt
precipitously built
precarious tilt
nefarious lilt
calamitous wilt :-[
catastrophic anti-climax
uplifting device
(http://www.liftruck.co.uk/images/tsm6.jpg)
Erector Set
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/erector-set-empire-state-bu.jpg)
ejaculation feat
(http://www.propertypal.com/microsites/loveni/ejector-seat.jpg)
rainy morning
Immaculate Feast
brainy storming
i'm lazy
I'm crazy
getting hazy
eating turkey?
counting down ;D
deep fried?
cream pie'd
stuffed and baked
agggghhhh busted
you're forgiven... :-*
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 22, 2011, 07:23:42 AM
you're forgiven... :-*
The Unforgiven
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/images-6.jpg)
Quote from: RAT900 on November 22, 2011, 07:28:02 AM
The Unforgiven
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/images-6.jpg)
Clint Eastwood
Great Western
most definitely
decidedly so
Silverado too
Chi Mai
also Tombstone....
Terence Bud
Smoke Bud ;D
smokin tyres
smoking rope
pole smoker
log smoker
smoked pork
Smoked BACON!!! [bacon]
BACON ANYTHING!!!!!
enough bacon
smoked turkey
turkey jerky
beef jerky
beef stroganoff
bovine bestiality
make the beast with two backsing cow
make the beast with two backsing sheep
make the beast with two backsing assholes
Iman Asshole........
Ima Shinton
who's that?
who's next ?
she is...
Alba 77
Johnny 99
Johnny Five
Who's Johnny?
Oops... Thanks! ;D
Where wolf?
behind tree
Go pee?
whatcha think?
think much
don't think
brain dead
dead beat
Grateful Dead
Jerry Garcia
Rolling Stones
Beastie Boys
Paul Revere
she's crafty
Kraft "cheese"
Foster's Lager
McDonald's burgers
shit bombs
inferior ordnance
grilled steak?
flame thrower??
Hot Chilli?
Humid Argentina
Rally Raid
Dakar
Africa
Pharao Rally
Egyptian race
Egyptian Cotton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-AsG5DRk
Sweet Jamaican
Golden Acapulco
golden shower [thumbsdown]
Xantos Jorge
Boy George
WANT CHOCOLATE
buy chocolate
chocolate milk!?
no bars
bar none
tread none
Head Nun
Sister Godzilla
fearsome sibling
Convent Creatures
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/Nun_ruler-300x274.jpg)
tyrannical teachers
Heretical Preachers
trust breachers
Unpleasant Features
dogmatic leeches
pragmatic reaches
nudist beaches
beached whales
beached nudists
bummed Buddhists
Buddhist beaches?
amish nudists?
Mennonite Cubists
Snodberry Sneetches
screeching scrooges
hipocritical cults
hypothetical dolts
electrical jolts
mechanical shrivers
Panamanian drivers... ;)
respect please ...
You complained...
on TOSAT... :-\
Want turducken
I did
Try turbacoducken! [drool]
turducken + bacon?
Bacon layers! [drool] [bow_down] ;D
stratified greatness
Cabernet Suavignon
Pinot Noir
Pedro Ximenez
Pedro Almodovar
movie producer
excellent movies
you say ...
Sonic Reducer
phonic abuser
chronic deducer
tonic infuser
Dr Strangelove [clap]
Dr. Wronglove
Dr. Rubberglove
Dr. Feelgood
Doctor Please!
Kill ya?
Kill Roy
Mr. roboto?
pure vellum
Pink Velour
Pink Panther
Pink Cadillac
Blue Dress
Thunder Road
Garth Brooks
Nope, Springsteen! ;)
MY BAD
Subpar Rhubarb
frozen vegetables
cryogenically comatose
zombie lunchmeat
vegetarian zombie?
Unitarian Homeboy
homeboy zombie
humble zombie
rumba line
line dance
safety dance
vegemite sandwich
down under
under estimated
fromunder cheese
Dismal Carnality
lacklustre lasciviousness
dismal depravity
dismal debauchery
oxymoronic orgy
hyper-chronic porgie
stereophonic Bess
hypersonic gorging
supersonic mess
superficial redress
deeptissue enhancement
scartissue advancement
plastic surgery
drastic purging
urgent urging
meritless merging
hermits emerging
merging hermits?
blind blending
sloppy housekeepers
blind housekeepers
unpaid maids
bored milf
double entendre... ;)
okaaaay...porn...
never paid ...
me either
always free
till divorce
then expensive
experience baby....(see sig)
lived it
& moved on.....
as always
and forever
wedding songs
classically monotonous
insipidly saccharine
real thing
Coke Classic
cult classic
Colt Government
drowning wildflowers
dancing Daisy's
Daisy Cutters
daisy chain
Daisy Duke
brunette? blond?
yes please
which one?
uhm... both.
Catherine? Jessica?
yes please
choose one ! ! ! ! ! !
Okay.... Catherine
my choice
more woman
less polymers
all natural
all real
feel real
get real
got milk?
goat milk
raw silk
silk boxers
satin sluggers
Louisville Slugger
Basic Weapon
Basic Instint
primal urges
missionary position
you likey ! ! !
Oink Oink [laugh] [laugh]
Squeal Like a Pig (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8#)
gotta go ...
be back
very soon
avoid canoes
wood shoes
pay dues
tighten screws
i'm back
not front
RAW DOG
naughty hog
bad bacon?
totally fictitious
remotely picturesque
remote control
mind control
instant gratification
Willing partner..
Able Hands [laugh]
stable glands
I'm McLovin
heating d'oven
witches ditches
Whicha Ditcha ( see: Jeff Foxworthy )
Smatter chew? (translation: Texan for "What is the matter with you?")
Norka Lyna (Southern State)
Momma Nyms (Mother and her peer group)
sheet anchor
petite canker
canker sore
frequents whores
visits often
regular purveyor
sunset arousal
morning wood
that's normal ...
not me :-[
57 years
Viagra works [thumbsup]
not old ...
has solution ...
no pollution
unlikely proposition
untimely supposition
supposition negative?
positive exposition
supreme supossition
Supreme explosion
dangerous detonation
flatulent detonation
dangerous vibration
sharting infestation
odiferous implications
staining evidence
straining resident
straining fruit
complaining brute
Brute Squad
Spice Girls
piquant privates
secret sergeants
public pubics
elephant emulation
[laugh] Party Favorite
party favor [evil]
Kim Kardashian
show off
pants down
cool breeze
no thongs
commando style?
boxer briefs
midget boxing
Dwarf tossing
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 02, 2011, 09:18:57 AM
Dwarf tossing
elf toss (it's an app for Apple devices and smart phones to coincide with the Santa Tracker from NORAD)
Tossing Off
Toss pot
neti pot
Quote from: zooom on December 02, 2011, 11:14:42 AM
elf toss (it's an app for Apple devices and smart phones to coincide with the Santa Tracker from NORAD)
gonna try
Piss Pot
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1427039979954&id=f2c0cb35b8c37d8cd06c2d710a473390)
you try ...
AMMO insignia. ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMMO_(U.S._Air_Force) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMMO_(U.S._Air_Force))
ach so ...
ah Bach
Bock Beer
Bach Symphony
Rock Timpani
no sympathy
empty empathy
oldies osteopathy
Tone Loss
Joe Loss
Toe moss [puke]
Kate Moss [drool]
coin toss
very hungry
hungry hippo
famished feline
Frisky feelin'
squeaky squealin'
Boisterous bouncin'
baby buggies
rubber bumpers
Rubber humpers
Rancid Dumpers
placid pumpers
Plumper pumpers
Amazon humpers
Panama thumpers?
romper roomer
Notta tumor...
vicious rumor
drinking coffee ...
Bada Boomer
doggie groomer
Doom & Gloomer
pessimistic predictor
Boa Constrictor
Contricting anacondas?
tightening tentacles
spending girlfriend?
You're a
Mean one
Mr. Grinch ;D
CindyLou Who
was asking ...
Wasilla Alaska
See Russia? ;)
keep looking...
Keep talking
;)
Stephen Hawking?
Sofa king
[laugh]
stop gawking!
you first!!
Tasty Wurst
nasty burst
spastic colon?
upper decker
woody pecker
honky pecker
white rooster? ;)
hooter booster
Pushup Bra
tit sling
bouncing boulders
clacking coconuts
jumping monuments
single bound
trouble dating
me, nah !
married & dating? (it could happen...)
onwoman man ! ! !
but I do date me wife ...
date urwife
why not ...
<rule exception: keep the flame burning, keep the romance>
rule on
amen brotha
sing Haleluyah!!!
church music
snooze inducing
Dr. Alban
Dr Alban - Sing Hallelujah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L03JVPaZpycAlban#) ...
nice shorts... [puke]
time correct ;D
interesting hair
Salt wounds
follicly challenged :P
nice rug [thumbsup]
chairy hest?
Merkins Abound
Meerkats surround
monkeyin' around
Marauding raccoons
Applauding Baboons.
Stella's back! [beer]
AJ, too! ;D
Bacon's happy. [laugh]
Maple sappy?
very mapley... ;D
[bacon]
tree blood
syrup flood
re-hydrates bacon [drool]
<---- maple vampire
maple candy...
...maple smoked
maple bacon
[thumbsup]
papal ration
Pope Quota!!
Pope's Bimota?
hope quota
hope /change?
presidential slogan
morgan's organ
apple scrapple
candied apple
randy grapple
drinking brandy
obnoxiously handy
drinking eggnoff
something drinkable
con carne
that's meat...
let's eat
need something?
oxtail stew
huffs stew
known here as sopa de pata
Duck Stew! :D
me hungry
Dusty's Dude
[thumbsup]
Great friend! [beer]
Duc Dating
Duc Dodgers
inside jokes
oh well...
Quote from: ManaloEA on December 07, 2011, 11:45:34 AM
inside jokes
Quote from: ManaloEA on December 07, 2011, 11:46:39 AM
oh well...
[rule off]
Duck Stew is a Flounder/Administrator of the DMF. He's also one of the best custom Monster builders around, if not
the best.
He's also a very close friend of mine. He's dating "Dusty" on the board.
There have been many relationships/marriages between two people because they've met on the DMF. Duck-Stew & Dusty, Randimus & Stella, Sac Duc & Polpetta, to name a few...
Okay, so now that you know...
[rule on]
History Lesson... ;D
thank you. [thumbsup]
you're welcome
back2 game
commence banter
resume silliness
Commence comedy... :D
someone called?
hilarity ensues
hilary sues?
chivalry hues
shivering blue
frozen through
frosted barbecue
Canadian Cookout
Bushmill's Blackout
fermented fogginess
demented doggedness
canine conniving
Stubborn stupidity
rabid rigidity
rampant frigidity
need help ...
with frigidity?
sure does ...
lakka nooki
hakuna matata
Lion King
Timone & Pumba
Chumba Wumba
Oompa Lumpa
Super Trooper
State Trooper
late pooper
pooper scooper
Super Duper
BeeGee's better
both suck :P
whimsy junkie
[laugh] [clap] ;D :D [bacon]
flimsy trunkie
SciFi flunkie
HiFi monkey
Quote from: zooom on December 08, 2011, 11:26:03 AM
whimsy junkie
[laugh] [clap] ;D :D [bacon]
I'm whimsical... :D
pink gascaps
with sparkles
Milkmaid's Butter
you psyco ! ! !
struter maid?
strutting gobbler
gobbling maid
Getting paid...
youuuuuuuuuuu bastid ....
fargin bastages
Fahrrgin' Iceholes!
hurling invectives
curling directives
culling defectives
dulling collectives
Mulling prospectives
lulling infectives
selecting electives
defective detective
Ineffective directive
selectively protective
suggestive narrative
Trashy novels
Bodice Rippers
whorey stories
four score....
three way
menage a-trois
family affair
Family Ties
Zip ties
cheap handcuffs
leather teddy
biker mama
faded tattoos
stretch marks
kvetch parks
South Park
mouth bark
yappy dog
ankle biter
dish lickers
Bunghole Liquors
cunning linguistics
baseball balls
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/30/groinbaseball.jpg)
Baseketball game
basketball jones
helluva headache
hair-of dog
Bas Rutten
Fish Breeding?
Bass rooting
Ass booting
Donkey abuser
Burro Seducer
deviant producer
fever reducer
clever deducer
malfunctioning transducer
operating juicer
steroids user
adenoids defuser
tabloids peruser
elderly Methuselah
paleolithic Papa
so young?
ancient history
anachronistic animal
painter magnificent?
michaelangelo buonarrati
making eggnogg ... ;D
drinking eggnog
navigating headfog
Negotiating napage
negating slappage
slapping affirmative ...
clapping conformative
wrapping pejorative
forced labor
making living
not so ...
economic crisis
financial woes
economic indigestion
greasy gutbombs
sleazy outcomes
smelly thumbs
ghostly tombs
mostly zooms
mortality dooms
moral what?
mortal lot
In Denver
Thin Air
chin hair
big air
no air
snow bear
arctic yeti
brown betty
Steady eddie
slippery jetty
nautical nuisance
aquatic annoyance
douchebag conveyance.
ambulatory asshole
Irrigation automation
aquatic equation
algebraic headache
Aramaic crown
idiomatic clown
psychosomatic frown
aromatic gown
problematic down
conflagmatic feathers
plumage conflagration
Quilled congregation
winged configuration
missing-man formation
excessive libations
successive vibrations
cardiac defibrillation
hemophiliac intimidation
bleeder bully
breeder bunny
copulatory hares
wascal wabbit
beep beep
Sufferin' soucatash
lotsa pain
Falling anvil
Wiley coyote
Acme Product
Acne popper..
Cockney Copper [leo]
Rock hopper
Wiley Coyote
Smiley peyote
psychedelic fun ;D
Funkadelic pun
funky lips
Junky hips
she sheila
all woman
the producers
Hitler's springtime?
OZ band ! ! !
uv band
armored glass ...
tumored ass
tousled lass
mustang sally
;D
NASCAR Danika
uber hot
tuba blast
"buta becan"
flooded Aswan
Swollen river
Bloated Liver :o
indigested brains
Unrequested strains
uncontested stains
Untested gains
Whips & Chains [evil]
acid rains
placid plains
Frozen tundra
Icey Hilux
Navara Frontier
Nevada desert
Florida Panhandle
Danish boghandel
Australian Outback
Argentinian librerÃa
brazilian waxing
lethe appointment? :o
ask him ... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
no thanks :-*
you affraid?
gonna cook
wanna hook
hands shook
Got shakes
drink more ! ! !
cure hangover
non stop?
that's correct ! ! !
fall down
continuous clock
Endless day
defenseless pay
endlessly defenseless?
relentlessly offensive
who's she?
Unfunny comedienne... :P
Boring politician
Yawning crook
unrested assailant
Untested ailment
infested abatement
Roach motel
Your pick
deer tick
mineral lick
Limerick mine
rhyming cavern
literary stalactite
cave cadence
underground beat
subterranean strike
subatomic trike
Kamchatka Rybachiy
Urraka Kustoms
Page 666
[evil]
pure evil
think so?
Backwards 999... [evil]
nien nien
Speaking German?
gin tonic
Cognac VSOP
Ron Abuelo
Don Julio
no like!
Too bad... ;)
aftertaste sucks
Drink more...
makes sick
Always sick... ^^^
;)
Semper enfermed
Temper Infirm
Bombay Sapphire
Gombeen Housefire
Grindelwald hausfrau
Griswald eyebrow
European Vacation
Peein' truncation
very hungry
Just ate
very tired
very pissedoff
taxi driver
auto jockey
carhop's conundrums
toddler's tantrums
no need
flat bread
sliced lamb
spiced ham
Spiced rum
riced chum
nice bum
inviting indigent
false advertising
padded codpiece
booze accomplice [thumbsup]
White Castle?
loose bowels
border run
Montezuma's Revenge
startling sharts
White Sangria
White Zombie
Rob Zombie
Zombie sangria
blood Shake
Shake weight...
[laugh]
Trumpet park
Rusty trombone
toxic instrument
botox improvement
bacterial impalement
Flu vaccine
flew VARIG :o
prune variegated's
hinge inclinated?
impingement implicated
impeachment indicated
rapprochement vindicated
malfeasance syndicated
Legislative Branch
Having lunch
gut punch
Money Generosity
Honey's Pomposity
Sweet Arrogance
Hell Convention
hole distension
Prison sentence
nervous shower
cellmate's flower
Rusty Starfish
crusty shellfish
Crabby Patties
vewy tired
wascally wabbit
Fudds Unite!
Acme explosives
hackneyed corrosives
One-eyed josephs
Deepfried crocus ? :-\
almost delivered :)
just checked
sixty miles
well packed
inclement weather
Stationary steed
inflationary greed
Balloon boys
festoon buoys
Xmas toys
Krampus feeds
pompous greed
Arrogant atistocrat
perverted politician
inverted dietician
Jogging shorts
Bruce Jenner
Loose Tenor
Moose tender
Goose Vendor
papoose mender
porpoise renter
eagle landed [thumbsup]
[popcorn]
yup indeed! ;)
Thanks RAT :)
My pleasure :)
pleasure principle
treasured principal
my precious
goddamn ring
two towers
threw flowers
she's angry?
I'm hungry...
bride's ritual?
It's driven
to what?
To distraction...
To infraction
Merry Christmas!!! :)
Reciprocal Sentiments!
Joyous Noël!
Happy Holidays!
Buon Natale! î'ˆ
day after
the aftermath
which one?
Boxing Day
shopping day ! ! !
shipping pay
Sailing salaries
Forum sleeps
Quorums Creep
Roberts Rules
Grandma's gruel
farting's fuel
Roadkill cafe'
pavement pizza
splattered wombat
Mangled marsupial
common sight
mammon's might
Mammories Fight!
Magnum's might
Innkeeper's goodnight
pillow mint
hollow pint
hollow point
Shallow Hal
Jack Black
Jack White
The White Stripes - Ball and Biscuit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnTb0PfbSoE#)
Jack Alope
;D
Guad alupe [laugh]
Can't elope
;)
no ladder?
parental backlash
parietal whiplash
periodental appointment
Stella's driving
[thumbsup]
getaway driver?!?!?!
chewing scenery?
sleep treatment
rumblestrip wakeups
brrrrm brrrrm
oh jesus!!!!!!!!
wake up!!!!
WAKE UP!!!
what what
Necessary evil.
Long blinks
short bips
Driver reprieve
pepping driver?
prepping drovers
cropping clovers
chopping chives
dropping bombs
crop dusting
dam busting
bottle washing
carrot waxing
brazilian style?
better method?
much nicer
friendly hands?
my own!
ook good ...
man scapin!
hand scrapin
crepe draping
crepe filling
deep drilling... ;)
Sherlock's Brother
undercover brother?
George Orwell
tinfoil hat
Guilfoyle's bat
Louisville Slugger
Ash basher
tongue biter
hung writer
thong licker
tongue tingler
tingling sensation
Nobake cookies!! [drool]
forsake rookies
foreplay nooky
nonpaying bookie
severe injury
deliberating jury
adjudicating fury
assuaging rage
aspiring wage
poor man
nonpaying bookie
nonplaying rookies
Yogi Bear
Yoga Bare
déjà vu
french repeat
felcher's feast
shiza film?
filmy lens
guilty friends
guilty pleasures
gilded treasures
freaking electronics!
creaking mnemonics
Freak economics
creacking bones
kidney stones
kicking back 8)
not sleeping [roll]
party animal [evil]
festive creature
creature feature
hairy nose
booger swings
snot's unfaithful
cheating mucus
mutant circus
skeptical spectacles
spectacular skepticism
spectacles spectacle
eyewear receptacle
hair follicle
heir monocle
Herr Phonetical
They're prophetical
political prophet (taboo's religion and polyticks!...Yeehaaaa)
Quote from: zooom on December 30, 2011, 09:05:53 AM
political prophet (taboo's religion and polyticks!...Yeehaaaa)
Don't lock...
...my thread! >:(
;D
[bacon]
spool of
spoofing maniacs
Weird Al
Fat Al
An Al
ready mix
philandering philistines
philandering mix?
Ready mix
sangria mix
Mix master
clicks faster
slick caster
faster caster
possible disaster
larger chamber
big girl?
cdool danfira
droolon dafurniture
not now
Maybe later
that's true
blue, mate
Making breakfast
what's cookin'?
eating breakfast
had seconds ...
sloppy seconds
fried seconds ! ! !
split seconds
second splits?
reopened wounds
superglue closure
foreclosed habitat
crack house?!?!?!
frat louse
crab louse
crap infestation
outhouse festival
safehouse memoirs?
geisha memoirs
cold feet
warm socks
worn clocks
happy feet
snappy beat
sazzy legs
Frothy kegs
ALWAYS GOOOOOOD!!!!
spontaneously flacid
shortest straw
drawing straws
top gear
Captian Slow
the Hamster
Jeremy Clarkson
The Stig
Gambon Corner
Hammerhead corner
Chicago Corner
the followthru
Bentley Corner
reasonably priced
Thickly sliced
Kia Cee'd
gotta go !!!
Cya L8tr
colonic irrigator
psychotic annihilator
destructive demon
liquidated lemon
Quote from: ungeheuer on January 03, 2012, 11:30:34 AM
liquidated lemon
Savannah Smiles ( new girl scout lemon cookie)
unnecessary explanation ;)
incendiary conflagration
COOKIE CRACK!
brownie pot
hash brownies
psychedelic delight ;D 8)
funky goodness
psychedelic godess
pyroclastic distress
pyrotechnically impress
pyromanically regress
fire bug
scary encounter
hairy discounter
wary reconnoiter
total recall
product liability
lacking pads
licking ab's
moist lips
sink ships?
swallow ships
including seamen
double edged
entendre wedged
contender sledged
slender selvedge
gender salvage
fender damage
fender bender
fender mender
fender bender?
which derby?
derby derby
still asleep?
apparently so
WAKE UP ! ! !
soon asleep
what's time
Prison Sentence
don't bend
no catchers
all pitchers
no umpires?
NO RULES!!!
who rules?
I DO!!!
ya right ....
marching call
wife's calling?
ya left
pussy whipped
I'm here ! ! !
marching cadence
going out
fading away
dwindling forth
receding hairline
bald head ;D
getting there
Male Pattern?
knitting rug?
biting bug
insecticidal thug
herbicidal shrug
spermicidal shag
suicidal hag
undertaker's Jag'
wonderbaker's nag
Studebaker's lag
Brubaker rag
outback swag
crocodile skins
Potatoe skins
skinned toes
I'm Back! :D
[bacon]
welcome back
Thanks zooooooooooooooooooooom! ;D
Bacon's back ( and your gonna be in trouble....-inspired by The Angels of 1963)
Pork Bellies!!!
Pig skins
pork rinds
fork tines
cork designs
cork n'bottle
gestation summation
congrats stella!
lol
gurlz rule!
Margaret Thatcher
old crone
she alive?
they live
Its Alive!!!
Doctor Frankenstein
Angry Villagers
vagabond pillagers
indentured tillagers
denture cream
censored dreams
forbidden reams
skin creams
anguished screams [laugh]
blood curdling
ass murdering
mule slaughter?
Donkey Destruction
burro oblivion
equine elimination
bovine excretia !!
porcine Lucretia
prickly goth
sickly goat
billy goat
WileE Coyote
Road Runner
toad stunner
stun gun
Rum Run
[beer]
Red rum
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/images-4.jpg)
Rum Bunn
bummed nun
Nascent Novitiate
pilots navigator
silent instigator
farting guy
smarting eyes
thine eyes
Swine's aye's
pig latin
opened thighs
thorny snapper
beaver trapper
Trapper John
trapper keeper
Mead 3ring
Need Earrings
diamond stud
resounding thud
hot afternoon
Shineon Harvestmoon
Holy Diver
cowardly driver
road rager
toad chaser
frog kisser
prince wisher
Toad Sucking
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/07/06/toad-suckers-not-just-urban-myth/ (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/07/06/toad-suckers-not-just-urban-myth/)
meth toad head
toad skin
slimmy skin
silver skinned ;D
martian frivolity
sandless beaches
beaches breachers?
high tide
catch alligators?
wrong continent ;)
sorry, crocodiles ... ;D
too southerly :)
for crocodiles (http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/nod.gif)
sharks then?
very tasty [thumbsup]
with butter ...[thumbsup]
whiff gutters
chicken liver
deep fried
creep cried
why cry?
crocodile tears ;D
clown tears
paper tears
paper cut
authentication software
authentic underwear
no comments
fake underwear?
goin commando
zipper bite
Alice Cooper
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/alice_cooper-zipper_catches_skin.jpg) (http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/16-AliceCooper-ZipperCatchesSkin-Back.jpg)
Van Halen
Quote from: Mulletbiker on January 12, 2012, 12:38:02 PM
Alice Cooper
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/alice_cooper-zipper_catches_skin.jpg) (http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/16-AliceCooper-ZipperCatchesSkin-Back.jpg)
good "catch" [laugh] [laugh]
dropped ball
Schweddy Balls
http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/ (http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/)
dietary downfall
diuretic dysfunction
dialectic distinctions
double disfunction
manifold malfunctions
sucking air ...
shucking hair
husking ears
hairy ears [thumbsdown]
geezer growth
tufted shoulderblades
Nostril knots
[puke]
ear tendrils
haenchen magen
Copen hagen ;D
Copenhagen Girl
Buzz Poets - Copenhagen Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGYlOQ9mQIQ#)
Interlaken whirl
Invercargill hurl
Invertedcallgirl twirl [cheeky]
inexpensive pearl
cultured baubles
captured marbles
Miss Marples
Miss Naples
missed nipples
Bottle Fed
booby prize
booty size
Kardashian grande ;D
Silly Tart... [roll]
hopeless bimbo
Stupid whore
Slutty pregnant dog
ex girlfriend
booty call?
vigorous rogering
bong boing
slammin' ham
makin bacon
knockin' boots! ;D
Chucka Lucka
horizontal mambo
Verticle ventures
Australian Open
open ended
open relationship
who's federing?
Fed Ex
deux ex
not yet... ;)
bacon deficiency
trimming bellyfat
mmmm bacon
still new
think this
homer simpson
jessica simpson
taylor swift
Burton Dead
Burton boards
Belly button
Inny outy?
It's hairy
IZ_ button
scuzzy mutton
decaying sheep
filleting leech
Snodberry Sneetch! :D
Decapitating Preacher
headless teacher
beheaded headmaster
excellent head-job
Depleted principle
Depilatoried Deacon
Shaved sherriff
bushy place
tastes funny
Pike dish
so delish
soda pop
pork soda
pork her ;D
Pork bellies! [drool]
pork skins
Chicharones... Yummy!!!
Y camarrónes...! [drool]
camarrones diablo
corvina frita
Desmo Soul.
*no one understands me like ya'll, its good to be back*
welcome back !
Quote from: Motomojo on January 16, 2012, 06:17:33 PM
Desmo Soul.
*no one understands me like ya'll, its good to be back*
What the...... :o
[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
wide awake
never alone
Many voices
saying what?
perturbed personalities
interior anarchy
exterior chaos
reverse order
perverse boarder
gross hoarder
strange daughter
weird son
tired sun
full moon
Ian Muldoon
Ian Falon
peeing a'gallon
not poopin
White Castle
Black Knight
Deep Purple
King Crimson
Simply Red
Pimply Head
Get ProActive
say something
say anything
any thing?
Springfield Trapdoor :D
backdoor man
The Doors- Back Door Man (From "Live In Europe 1968" DVD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-EIi7ToTkA#)
double entendre
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 17, 2012, 03:23:50 PM
Springfield Trapdoor :D
This thing:
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-187.jpg)
show off [cheeky]
Me? Never!
yes you ! ! !
well, maybe... :-*
maybe what?
oh, nothing... [cheeky]
youuuuuuu youuuuuuuuuuu !!!
Me, me.....
yes yes
who, who?
who's who
Who's next
another time
But, when?
right now!
why hurry?
who's hurrying?
you're missunderstanding ...
most likely... ;)
we're awight
well then... [thumbsup]
gonna shower
why.... smelly? ;)
likes water?
feels "soiled" ?
poopy pants?!? :o
party pants!
Poodley Pants!!
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/3340070359_eb1888375b.jpg)
Hammer Time!
RODGERS-HAMMERSTEIN
Fred - Ginger
Charisse-Kelly
Kelly LeBrock!!! :D
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rudq50AF1qzoaqio1_500.jpg)
crock pot
crack pot
recent photo's?
it happens
shit happens
Turd herding
backyard harvest
armchair backrest
plumber's crackfest
Needs suspenders...
longer t-shirt
tucked in...
jump suit
dropout bottom
Union Suit
Union Jack
Quote from: zooom on January 18, 2012, 06:54:43 AM
dropout bottom
Doctor Dentons
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/dropseat.jpg)
Jumpin Jammerz (see their website for some cozy jammies-> www.jumpinjammerz.com (//http://) )
PJ Perverts [laugh]
silk jammies ( not so perverted now eh?)
Silk stockings
silk sheets
Very slippery
Airy frippery
Airy Aria
scary area
North Shore? [cheeky]
Area 51
aliens there :o
Pine Bush (NY)
South Bronx
East NY
Nor Cal
Long Island
Milo's Deliciousness!!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOkiBrdzD6kCQ694AqX7ui-1OCuz9XJ7g2BsfhuX_0Az75myazUg)
Quote from: elyse on January 18, 2012, 03:31:37 PM
Milo's Deliciousness!!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOkiBrdzD6kCQ694AqX7ui-1OCuz9XJ7g2BsfhuX_0Az75myazUg)
home made ! ! ! ;D
Home grown... ;)
Smoked somethin'... ;)
Maui Wowie
ble hawaiian
Hawaiian Tropic...
bikini contest
tanned boobies! 8)
oiled skin
half naked
I am ...
an island
A rock
Rock & Roll!
Shake & Bake
Shiver & Quake
George Fox
nonbuddhist bruins
wiki research
Connecticut DMV [bang] [bang] [bang]
mass hysteria
<<< Deviant mood [evil]
Causing trouble? [evil]
colleague intolerance
garlic powder
maveric chowdah
Gloucesta Chowda
chowder head
chili head
cheese head
sneeze dread
snot rocket
sudden impact
abrupt halt
sudden stop
Aggressive acceleration
facial desfiguration
reconstructive surgery
not needed
Michael Jackson?
Smokey bacon
Cured Meats
Meat Locker
Ice box
Fairpoint Communications?
No comcast
lucky you
pursuing excellence
(from a far-off distance) [cheeky]
perusing disinfectants..
abusing expectorants
very hungry
am now
thanks alot
Sir Lancelot
Surly otter
curly beaver
beaver tail
griever's tale
Weaver's wail
Cleaver's pail
Reaver's Trail
Templar's Grail
Monty's Python... [evil]
scurrilous reptile
amphibious reptile
disfuntionus erectile?
never happended ....
surely not...
feeling under
stinky pinky...
Hinky Dinky
Fromunder fromage
thundering homage
wandering garage
wallowing garbage
Laughing Loudly [laugh]
New Jersey
big cesspool
Not hardly... :P
enough already
with whom?
And how?
exactly where?
"special" place?
missing martian
awol alien
triumphant intellects
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/Beavis-Butthead-p21.jpg)
Beavis & Butthead
Sacco & Vanzetti
McCarthyism victims >:(
Julius & Ethel
Samson & Delilah
Bert and Ernie
abbott costello
Fred & Wilma
Pebbles - Bambam
Ginger & Maryann... [evil] [drool] [bow_down]
George McFly
go giants!
ravens lost?
missed game
they did
pats again?
woo hoo
C'mon Giants!
they won
go team
Pom poms?
bon bons
chocolate cake!
good stuff
Chocolate bacon! [bow_down] [drool] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
even better
seven letters
Kevin's sweater?
Rootchick's better
;D
excellent reply! [beer]
buenos dias
boneless nachos
jelly chips
belly, hips
button cups
mutton chops
buffalo soldier
Bob Marley
Jacob Marley
Ziggy Marley
Ebenezer Scrooge
Bob Cratchit
Tiny Tim
Tim Allen
Stool Pigeon
stool sample
still simple
BLOOD SIMPLE
Simple Green
Soylent Green
Bad shit... ^^^
Charlton Heston
Dirty Apes
best line!
chest fine
make wager?
Purple Sager
tokyo woman
Deep Purple
shallow hal
pink floyd
Pink taco
Flying Burrito
Waltzing Matilda
down under
Over top
missionary style
Dog Style ;D
pooch primping?
canine coiffure
coffee couture
Caffeine culture
Brainwashed Baristas
Large moccachino
Venti Macchiato
Extra expresso
double shot
Irish coffee
irish carbomb
Doner Kebab
Donner party
thunder show
thunder thighs
flying burrito
burrito brothers
blues brothers
blues legends
blues traveler
blues festival
garlic festival [drool]
Gilroy California ;D
Hotel California
Robert California
IN California ;D
wishful thinking
livin dream
California Girls 8)
very hungry
no need ....
still hungry ...
Just ate
still waiting ... [bang] [bang] [bang]
Homemade Pomodoro... [drool]
any bacon?
That's Arrabiatta... ;)
gimme some ! ! !
ask nicely... ;)
pretty please ?
that's nicer.... ;)
but there's
none left... :-[
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
What da?
food arrived ! ! ! ! ! !
Please enjoy!
always do :)
always due
pass tents
you alive ! ! !
si senor
Silver skinned^^^
silver surfer
down under
you funny
try to ...;D
well done [drink]
thank you ... [beer]
your welcome [thumbsup]
more beer?
lets drink [drink]
bottoms up ! ! !
[drink]
good stuff [beer]
Dunkel Weizen ...[chug]
happy drunk [beer] [beer] [wine] [drink]
always drunk ! ! !
Quote from: phishhead1 on January 28, 2012, 07:21:20 PM
happy drunk [beer] [beer] [wine] [drink]
lucky bastard
please, respect ! ! !
I work 7 days so I can take any day off ...
Quote from: Panamanian Monster on January 28, 2012, 07:29:42 PM
please, respect ! ! !
I work 7 days so I can take any day off ...
big time
i deserve?
you bet
gotta go ...
wake up
very early
good night
rest well
will do
Sunday morning...
no football ???
chemistry homework :P
enjoy it... [beer]
already drunk
you again?
history repeating
new history
same shit different day ... jejejejeje
old fiction
Pulp Fiction
wood pulp
Wood fiber
Carbon fiber. ;)
fiber composite
glass fiber
glass optics
optical illusion
Grand Illusion
self delusion
Suite Madame
tout suite
bacon roses?
stop flirting
not flirting ...
yeah... right. [roll]
;D
you ugly ...
I'm prretty
you wish
I'm certain
whimsy's cuter ;)
his mom ;D
Weak geysers
esteem enhancer
Stuart Smalley
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4jlLTAQkZwqR6jyzCifq3RjNs8IlQPt4DmGOMs3KSTJkpJSUD_Q)
nice lisp... ;)
and swagger
and gagger
Like Jagger
with dagger
ona bagger
flying burrito
spicy mosquito
bloody apendix
moody appedage
Difficult spouse
hard times
lazy boy
crazy ploy
Paisley Boy
plaid girl
Polka Dot
dot sight
dot com
make money
chump change
chicken scratch
booby hatch
booby trap
trapping boobies
These Boobies ? :
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/BlueFootedBoobies6.jpg)
not those ...
jedi boobs
princess leia
Han Solo
the stranger
stranger danger
Millenium Falcon
Fastest ship
USS Enterprise
Trekkies suck
not trekkie ...
Jedi's Rock! ;D
boobies rock ...
terrific tetas
firm melones
bodacious garbanzos
Large lagumes
fearsome flatulence
Gaseous assault
Chili beans
frilly jeans
Daisy Dukes
<--- Likes smaller
any size
any time
man tits?
no go
fish fingers
cod fillets
smoked salmon
hate fish
change nick ...;D
who nick
your nick ...reads fishhead
band refrence
it's Saturday
contraction counts?
as one
fair enough
drink beer
have some [beer]
having some .... [beer]
Hefe Weizen
bar time
drink home
family owned
better yet
free beer
always good
best kind
Mmmm.... BEER!!!
Hyphenated Exemptions
Hyperextended extensions
distended retentions
upended relations
inbreeding follies
kissin' cousins
perusing family
C'MON GIANTS!!!!
need beer
feed fear
what's fear?
highside crash
Blindside smash
STD rash
april's fools
March's Ides
March's madness
Spring's gladness
bacon madness
prurient badness
maniac intermixing
chaotic copulating
vigorous rogering
geriatric pharmaton
Arthritic automaton
pain killers
Insane Pillers
Ensign Pulver
Agent Mulder
pageant ogler
peasant odor
fromunda cheese
yeast infection
beast detection
petruli pussy
Claude DeBussy
Claude Raines
Allysin Chaynes [evil]
fried brains
tied veins
Candy Caines
tooth's bane
Raisin' Caine
Praising Pain
bondage game
crying game
farting time?
lighting them?
blue flame
burn hair?
does he?
not I...
bacon said ...
bacon's fault!
yes sir ...
he started !
plug him
not here ...
all's fair... [laugh]
how's school?
gotta go
be back
in thirty
did okay
see ya... [beer]
I'm baaaaaaack !
plumber's crack
Trunk junk
junk funk
money pit
funny movie
Silent Movie
you deaf ?
you blind?
you tube
totally tubular
chrome dome
mini me?
Red Sonja
who dat
Conan-oid Movie
Pumping iron
air steal
air seal
baby seal
Henry Rifle
Daisy gun
Beebe shooter
poo shooter
salad shooter
angry horse?
pissed steed..
steaming bull
smouldering cow
cooked beef
ribeye steak [drool]
chow cow
like me!
"No mas."
I'm yummy! [cheeky]
bacony goodness ;)
good morning
Good morrow
Bone marrow
Blood Simple
sample drugs
varitable pharmacopia
Varietal Cornucopia
spicy variety
chicas calientes!
Wasted opportunity...
morning wood
every day
packin' heat
physiological nuance
physical nuisance
that too
et-tu Brute'
say what?
whatchu talkinbout?
mourning would
would what?
punching kitty
fisticuffing feline
teary feline
sad garfield
hungry feline?
LOVESSSSS lasagna :D
me too !!!
damning indictments
coerced confessions
voluntary speaker
involuntary screamer
modest moaner?
quiet churchmouse
violent headlouse
evil crablouse
low-cut blouse
drooling souse
mewling grouse
squat thrust?
chin up
bottoms up
chug alug
Chagrinned bedbug
splatered bug
nasty scabs
Union scabs
strike busters
Ghost Busters
ghost hunters
Myth Busters
bottoms up
you buyin'?
later, yes
coool...thanks!
no prooooooblemo
i'm broke (right now)
four words
quad speak
moto speak
BEER SPEAK
bear speak?
arm bears
want beer?
DIMBY CareBear? ;D
angry grizzly
ugly ursine
mad butterfly
laterz then
rock on !!!
Madam Tussauds
Lady Gaga
radio gaga
Queen - Radio Ga Ga (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63_HRwdAgk#)
gagged actions?
military secrets
Piracy Stories
plank walkin'
shivered timbers
metlint ice-cream
left field...
bacon smeared
Bacon cream-cheese
bacon bagel
how's Sophia?
bike's Sonia... ;)
;D
big sorry !!!thinking of a friend when I wrote
no worries... [thumbsup]
she's beautiful ... ;D
downright stunning! [bow_down] [drool]
both are ...
your bike and my friend
introduce me... ;)
greedy bastid! ;D
new day
new duties
Duty Free
you traveling?
hell no...
at work....
stuck wishing...
to be...
somewhere else...
damn Mondays!!!
viva Fridays ! ! !
here yet?!?!?!?
viva Hooters ! ! !
Hooters RAWK!!!
wet t-shirts?
why not !!!
refresh eyeview
mesh seethrough... :D
Victoria's revelation ;D
no secrets... ;)
full disclosure
hidden agenda
confidential informant
public defender
district attorney
Area Arbitrator
Area 51
fullmoon Marathon
Half-moon Bay
Parrot Bay
pirate's cove
bunny's hideout
Peewee's Playhouse
smoked ribs
floating ribs
riding solo
rather biposto... ;)
monoposto instead
too bad
good night
sleep tight
sleep together
no thanks... :P
with female [thumbsup]
Much better! 8)
better blankey
shit raise
No raise... :'(
<--- Pay cut. :P
Me Too >:(
It sucks. :P
cheaper beer
cheaper bacon... :-X [puke] :P
cheaper food?
less food :-\
weight loss?
Kate Moss
peatmoss tea
pennyroyal tea
penniless royalty
penniless BaconJunkie :-\
pouty pork
petulant piggy...
cantankerous critter
grumpy gremlin
Happy Gilmore
;)
Happy Place ;D
Ummm... NO!
Ditto Bacon
garlic shrimp
subject change ^^^
why's that? â†'â†'â†'
Ask Stella...
stella, why?
She knows... ;)
Stella Artois
[beer]
Swimmer Stella ;)
Insatiable Stella
Wonderwoman Stella
Super-Stan Adams
Stan Lee
Spider Man
friendly neighborhood
Italian Spiderman
Italian Spiderman Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)
;D
[bacon]
next costume?
continuous charade
disingenuous parade
Mummers Parade
hummer's pomade
crusty bouffant
musty croissant
dusty gringo
thirsty gaucho
tequila flask
wine boot
Whine bout
word bout
Shitty soiré
great party
House Party
Animal House!
Blazing Saddles
amazing paddles
no ambition
slow sedition
ever present
denver resident
;)
Swimming Marshmellow. ;)
biting pillow
Prison sex? :-X :P
grabbin ankles
soap dropper
Easy target...
no lube
just wrong
Chicken chow
Banning myself... :-X
stop it....
I'm back. :)
not committed ;D
straight jacketed
white coated
loony bin
where at?
not here
over there ?
my place ;D
what time?
every day
be there!
Be square
be drunk
slam dunk
damn punk
cram junk
mad monk
friar tuck
rotund make the beast with two backs
fat bastard
Mr Creosote
G'Day mate
Genetic mate
addled pate
Pekin duck
cooked goose
me tired . . .
rapid decline
rabid porcine
vapid bovine
rapid equine
avid sanguine
linguine verde
sabatini foreplay
Argentine fantasy?
Absolutely Imaginary
alluring imagery
purring demurely
faster, pussycat
kill, kill!
who? where?
given away . . .
Paul Oakenfold... [bow_down]
Dave Seaman
Fatboy Slim
Cosmic Gate
true that
lotsa fun
always is
Robert Miles
Miles Davis
Celia Cruz . . .
Penelope Cruz
beautiful smile
back hursts
Hurst Shifters
moon discs
Tunnel ram
Offenhauser parts
Mini-schnauzer farts
Schumacher carts
supermarket racing?
Sealed gasses
empty glasses
Need booze coffee...
Irish Coffee
espresso Italiano... ;)
Mambo Italiano?
Bimbo Italiano!!
Quote from: RAT900 on March 09, 2012, 11:30:25 AM
Bimbo Italiano!!
Monica Bellucci..? [bow_down] [drool] :-* :-* :-*
(http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/moviepostersstore/shootemupbellucciadvlg_259221.jpg)
[bacon]
mamacita caliente ;D^^
she'll do!!
Sabrina Salerno
(http://www.photographyabdu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sophia-loren-sexy-italian-women-photography.jpg)
She's Italian ;D
Quote from: Desert Dust on March 10, 2012, 07:29:58 PM
(http://www.photographyabdu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sophia-loren-sexy-italian-women-photography.jpg)
She's Italian ;D
yes indeed
fiery tempers
empty bellies
fuel revolts
expensive fuel
costly gas
try Rolaids
Or BeanoTM
warm milk , , ,
Ice cream
frozen yogurt
froo froo
fudge sundae
banana split
havana spliff
Cuba Libre
Cut Libra
squash scorpio
sauced sagitarius
sausaged cancer . . .
Taurus Turds
tardis malfunction
retarded reflection
time lord
crime boss
occupy bacon?
<--- Bacon Overlord [laugh]
Protruding Pork
Honey basted
Intolerable Basterds
chopped liver
Ruptured spleen
with onions?
Thick bunions
mixed peppercorns
assorted seeds
evil seeds . . .
demon seed
Sperm Whale?
Firm Wail
Solid Scream
Hefty Holler
ambitious movers
clumsy movers?
Shimmying shakers
Ducati documentary
Fast factoids
rheumatoid farts
Gaseous emanations
Chile beans?
roasted garlic...
tutu rider . . .
Hot Pink ?
neon pink
Leon Spinks
Mike Tyson
Evander's ear
pretty gross
meat eater
tasty bacon
untasty bacon?!?!?!?
electrolyte bacon
battery electrolyte?
Brauno Elecrolyte
shoulder popped damm it hurts
autoerotic asphyxiation
selfindulgent exploitation?
It's NOT!
anythings possible....
I guess... :-\
bad bacon
poor odds
in Vegas
Don't tell... ;)
tell what?
you know...
zooom does... ;)
that's good . . . ;D
is it?
It is... ;)
oh really? :)
then go ! ! !
I'm drinkin'!
on first
[wine]
neighborhood bar... [beer]
mine was! :D
[drink] [drink] [drink]
me too!
good morning... 8)
winter receeds
like hairlines
experience speaking?
;D
right here :-\
Low drag.
hi resistance
Glossy shine ;D
Slippery slope
Limbaugh Lunatic [evil]
Lunatic freak
fukcing bullshit
runny shit
shitty day >:(
drink bacon
can't afford :P
and bread
making sammich
sounds yummy
spam cheddar
bacon cheesecake :D
excellent twist
HOTPANTS EXPLOSION!!
Hotlips Houlihann
Hawkeye Pierce
Peewee Herman
need food! ! !
Bacon's good! :)
bacon sammich
Great choice! [thumbsup]
with cheddar
on pumpernickel
With mayo
and lettuce
No tomato
Not even...
why not?
fried bacon?
bbqd bacon?
deep-fried bacon
And breaded! :D
correct way
HELLZ YEAH!!!
good nite
Ciao Carlos
wakey wakey
eggs & bakey
egggszhacary man!
Baconeggandcheese Sammich!!! [drool]
bacon anything...
Da BOMB!!
stink bomb?
NO SKUNKS!!
in bunks
Bunk beds?
No... Hammocks
banana hammocks?
Sausage slings?
grape smugglers
Plum Amazin's
Peach snugglers
Moonshine Smugglers
louisville sluggers
multiball jugglers
Multistrada haggler
Marvin Haggler
ball huggers
serial huggers
cereal buggers
paella fritters
crab cakes
cold beer
Clipper City
Sin City
Las Vegas
lost transltion
misspelled translation ;D
OOOPS...SORRY
elyse police [leo]
:D
grammar police
know mistooks!
sliding bike
gliding trike
could be [thumbsup]
Should be... 8)
yeeeee haaaaaawwww
you wish :-*
in dreams?
dream analysis
cream molasses
whipped cream
Stripper's Dream
child support?
wild cohort
what salary?
paid hourly
contract worker
under paid
i am
under table
drunk skunk
pickled porky
tanked skank
job offer
funny bone
he hit?
didn't hurt! ;D
you laughed ! ! !
So Chaffed
use lube
large tube
caulkpumper sized?
john holmes
dirk diggler
Mark Walberg
Harvey Wallbanger
Ballbuster Bill?
Choochoo Charlie
Wolfgang Amadeus
Ludwig Van...
Johann Sebastian
Elton John
John Denver
Country roads
Mountain Music
Mountain Man
grizzly adams
Samuel Adams
Samuel Jackson
Pulp Fiction
Jules Winnfield
Jules Verne
Twentythousand Leagues
eleventybillion Tiegs
Cheryl Tiegs
Janet Reno
he she
Night day
Rain Shine
rain dance
rear slide
power slide
not yet . . .
water drifting?
water boarding
chocolate hoarding
chocolate dipping
chocolate glazing
cocoa ablazing
cherry blossoms
Hairy Bosoms
Sacred Icons :)
KentuckyFried Movie ;)
Dairy Queen
Milk Maid
Lactose intolerance
stinky farts :-X
and Molsons
Les Poissons
hot mamma!
pulchritudinous mother
matriarch pornstar
Jesse Jane ;D
Tracy Lord
Incredible Talents
too young [bang] [bang] [bang]
dim sum
Wilted yarrow
melted icecream
drippy cone
healthy libido
stealthy Id
you wha????
speak Spanglish!!!
speeks Ebonics
no way
know, weigh
Yes, whey
No curds
cheese curds
Miss Muffet
her tuffet...
eating her
pink taco?
Curds of ........
<pervert>
Many Are
admittedly so
yes sir!
<--- raises hand ;D
debt collector
thats funny
times tougher
not easier
Life is............
never easy
harder's funner! ;D
rougher's tougher
philanthropic fellator
conniving cunninglinguist
tongue therapist
fallacious phallicism
Good morning... :)
good day!
good grief
grief stricken
briefs stickin'
pull wedgie
chip shot
slap shot
crap shoot
porta potty
porta san
18V Dewalt
floor jack
monterey jack
Jalapeno Jack
Jerk Chicken
choke chicken?
wrist bandage
bacon roll
porcine devotion
Porky Devo
laudable effort
anal leakage?
chronic hemorroids?
constant piles
pile driver
driving range
Conniving Mage
umpteenthlevel Mage
abra cadabra
Abba Cadaver
Mother Queen
Killer Queen
Gothic Sanctuary
graveyard freedom
Stargate SG1
knock off
Five O'clock
beer thirty
Happy Hour
right now?
anytime!!!
you violator!!!
a compliment!!
Adding Accolades! [clap]
<<<<easily befuddled
...but applicable
corporate webtraining [puke]
forced requirement?
yes indeed
enjoy then !!!
not fun
endurance contests
great rewards
eating chops
steaks better
porterhouse best
Cooked medium
medium rare . . .;D
bloody rare [drool]
so cooked?
not raw :o
Thin Lizzy
Fat-bottomed Girls
Iron Man
Metal Head
who is?
Iron Man
Iron Maiden
Pantera Nera
Black Panther
Italian women
Sophia & Monica 8)
Gina Claudia
Monica Bellucci!!!!! [drool] [bow_down] [drool] [bow_down] [drool]
Claudia Cardinalle
Lucretia Borgia
incestuous parentalpopehumper
you saidit
Daddy Issues
lacking mommy?
licking MILF
Absentee parenting...
porn head
shorn dreads
different font
why's that?
why not?
internet sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
new isp
storm happening
weather brewing
Heather's stewing
pleasant screwing
trousers undoing
Fragment stitching [laugh]
frequent pregnant doging
constantly whining
too light ! !!
Can't sail... :D
Captain McDouchee
Capitan Trampita . . .;D
captain Morgan
sucks ass
don't like?
tastes shity
chivas regal?
bushmills 16
Black Bush... ;)
every day
Or Macalan's [drool]
good stuff
try redbrest
this weekend... [thumbsup]
whiskey good
life water
Mother's Milk
tetas rica
bodacious garbanzos
el payaso
el borracho
el cagon
El comachio
(http://www.joesportsfan.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/camacho-idiocracy.jpg)
el general
El Emenohpee
estas abusando
say what?
say that . . .
whats that
that's that
is it
as always
is it
it is
always is
same thing
Different day
same sh*t
smell same
Taste fame
tongue hot
Cold feet
warm heart
heated beats
pickled beets [puke]
Performing feats
deformed feet
Paul's bunions?
Damon Runyon
nomming Funyons
heating pans
Beating hands
beating what?
swollen gland
don't say!
won't pay
kill him?
rubbed out
faceless then
mindful zen
nowand zen
Serene composure
inner peace
Public genitals
bull shit
Fan hit
thrown allover
Tossed about
fecal matter
Monkey do
Monkey See!
Monkey Shines
new liquor?
nude licker?
[evil]
evil smiley
you is!! [cheeky]
me is !!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Borat is....
Very Niiiiiice!
green mankini
sister prostitute
Sister Sledge
workin' gal
Ill repute
Social worker?
socialised illnesses
social disease
Synonymous words
Antonymous words . . .
Auntey Butterworth
diet butter?
professor chaos
Captain Chaos
Annoying Telemarketers
S&M :o
your mom
hurts-so good [evil]
S&M
symphonic mettle
hypersonic treble
Bambam Pebbles
Palembang rebels
Poledancing tables
dancing girls
toples girls?
flopless curls
fast nights
Last Rites
hypocritical priests
teological nonsense
religious gobbledygook
prefer Marx
Marxist bullshit
always is
philosophical materialism ???
capitalistic billionaires [thumbsdown]
People suck
apolitical greed
Apollo Creed
Boss Tweed
Boss Hogg
Big Bear
Yogi Bear
"Pikunik Basssket"!
heyyyy booboo :)
Ranger Rick
Jellystone Park
campground comik
Camp Bacon
Pooftah Pig
supine swine
pork rinds
pork skins
pork cracklins
pork chops
government pork [thumbsdown]
government bailout [bang]
free money
for millionaires ???
Incompetent Royalty
Incontinent soiling
use depends
useless dependents
why work?
make money
hate honey [puke]
sexy honeys [thumbsup]
still raining
Sun's out... 8)
rather dark :-\
Total Recall
Alzheimer's here :-[
my :P head
brain drain
brain cramp
brain fart
hourly occurrence ???
Montepulciano d'Abruzzo [wine] [wine] [wine] :)
Montypython abruptly
and now
for something
completely different
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 08, 2012, 07:20:20 PM
Montepulciano d'Abruzzo [wine] [wine] [wine] :)
nice choice
Quote from: Speedbag on May 09, 2012, 04:15:43 AM
and now
for something
completely different
numerically deficient
lyrically munificent
municipally laconic
too serious
view Sirius
Death Star
death bed
Dead Head
lead sled
wood shed
Zed's dead...
Fred fled
star wars
Car doors
bar floors
cheap whores
my type ;D
crotch crickets
got crabs?
olive drabs
olive garden
Secret Garden
Victorias secret
secret kept
secretions wept
me hungry
drink heavily
enthusiastic consumption (http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/friday.gif)
blissful boozing
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 11, 2012, 01:55:59 AM
enthusiastic consumption (http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/friday.gif)
Quote from: Speedbag on May 11, 2012, 04:38:17 AM
blissful boozing
me wishes . . .
future hangover
predicted pain
ill gotten
boy besotted
overly informative
overtly inquisitive
very nosy
O'Donnell, Rosie
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/513649429_fc3d18e8a4.jpg)
hairy beast
quickly retreat!!
electrologist's dream
waxer's scream
follicle follies
Mexican Hairless
mexican decapitations!
conniving cartels
deceiving manos
receiving manna
waking up
Good morning...
your version
opposite version
Inverse aversion
inverted aviation
treadmill flight!!!!!
Left-facing Eagle. [cheeky]
a bird?
self-effacing beagle
barely legal
rarely regal
hairy beagle
scary smeagol
frightening Frodo
brightening playdoh
enlightening audio
inviting scenario
sexual imbroglio
Gay Caballero!!!
A GAY CABALLERO - Frank Crumit - 1928 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpZm8w7X0ak&feature=related#)
brokeback mountain
tent poles
camp hungarians
fellating philistines
foresaking Palestine
British Intrusions
Russian Ilyushins
Prussian Delusians
Gullivers Lilliputians
Mulligan's contusions
drunken delusions
Gilligan's confusion...
stinkin' ablutions
multiple contusions
numerous concussions
serious repercussions
constant constipation
Eat prunes
the missus
see doctor?
Wee Focker
tiny rocker
Wheel chocker
beta blocker
beta carotene
lousy angler
almost Friday . . .
calamitous mayday
frivolous hayday
incredulous payday
overdue playday
Blue Playdough
derailed conversation
Shanghai'd dialog
estranged exchange
deraileed exchange
exact change
molto bene! [wine]
show off
flagrantly flaunting... :-*
farting prosfusly?
stinky flatulence
kinky spatula
dinky petunia
stinky pinky
rudely kinky
Kinky delux
Kinky Boots
"Business" Socks. [evil]
risky business
cheap hookers
call girl
California Girls
occupy bacon
Bacon Cupcakes! [drool] [bow_down] [drool]
Macon Clambakes
friggin' mistakes
victory's path
blood bath
mud bath
bad math
Shining Path
flaming wrath
Whining staff
Pathet Lao
Pathé News
Viet Minh
khmer rouge
Tupac Amaru
Caput backwards
Kaput Deutschwords
ponderous ponderings
meaningless wanderings
frivolous fondlings
creepy uncle
psychological issues
It's possible...
Ripping turnbuckle
Fatty Arbuckle
Patty O'Furniture
home depot
home boy
happy camper
chafing pampers
xmas hamper
The Grinch
Roast Beast
Rue Morde
RUE MORGUE
creepy story
LOVE poe
shove foe
shove it
Love It!
love bite
gloved fight
gloves off
bare knuckles
martial arts
chuck norris
black forrest
Schwarzwald Kuchen
mucho gusto
Moto Guzzi
Moto Giro
(http://thecityfix.com/files/2008/04/cairo.jpg)
^^ photo Cairo
Cairo Egypt
hyroglific script
calligraphy script
cursive writing
doctor script
pharmacy prescription
avoiding conscription
voiding conniptions
scripting conniptions
dripping depictions
sipping concoctions
sipping drippings?
sipping BOOZE! [drink] [wine] [beer]
guzzling grog [drink] [drink] [drink] [wine] [wine] [wine] [beer]
befuddling fogs
dissecting frogs
Dunkin' Donuts! [coffee]
iced? hot?
Indecisive beverge
ineffective leverage
defective cleavage
man boobs
aggravated mobs
aggregated gobs
abrogated logs
log jam
maple syrup
bleeding trees
bloody forest !!
sugar bush
Hindu Kush
Vermont Ridgerunners
vermin chookgrabbers
sly fox
worried chickens
cluck cluuuuckkkkkk
fowl foul
fowl demise
foraging fishercats
fishers absent
absent minded
forgot already
deja vu?
What, again?! :o
extra crispy
Over cooked
well done
nice work!
often illusive
Orphan exclusive
organic explosive
moronic recursive
forensic detective
portentous directive
pretentious perspective
contentious retrospective
licentious objective
slutty bargirl
nutty argyles
kilt contents
empty codpiece
sincere condolences
severe redolences
sending ambulances
Need caffeine! [coffee] [coffee] [coffee]
colombian cravings
pablo escobar
patio coffeebar ;D
Lanai latte
[coffee]
Sinai Pate'
sinus cavity
minus gravity
nimbus levity
nimble brevity
clumsy depravity
Awkward virginity ^^^
first penetration
worst fenestration
cursed irritation
First irrigation
high colonic
colonoscopy prep
reaming rehearsal
thunderous plop
wonderous crop (http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/bmwrider.gif)
craptastic cornucopia
periphrastic diplopia
cross-eyed gasbag
creutzfeldt jakob
Jacoby & Meyers
numerically challenged
lyrically unbalanced
dysfunctional poet
uncorked moet
stop wine'ing
Pinot Chio
Chollo Vato
Jolly Batso
Dynamo Hum
Frank Zappa
Sugar plum
rotation applied
gravitational pull
$40 bill?
bull balls
cow udders
milky goodness
topless bar?
alfresco cafe
frisky pate'
dimpled whisky
oak cask
Bourbon flask
Barrel Aged
barely waged
Under aged
subsequently caged :-[
Fifteen = twenty
incarcerated plenty
jailhouse visititation
Bubba's invitation... :o :-X
party invitation
rapidly declined [beer]
declining civilization
declining rapidly
government corruption
aberrant assumption
goverment assumption
suffering consumption
suffocating pollution
ethical dilution
velvet revolution
wait a minute.... is that Nate with Václav Havel?? [laugh]
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01128/arts-graphics-2008_1128696a.jpg)
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 02, 2012, 03:03:46 AM
velvet revolution
hellish devolution
[/quote] wait a minute.... is that Nate with Václav Havel?? [laugh]
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01128/arts-graphics-2008_1128696a.jpg)
[/quote]
nah I think he was in Montreal at the time
soviet repulsion
Quote from: RAT900 on June 02, 2012, 04:01:09 AMnah I think he was in Montreal at the time
[laugh] He wont be back there in a hurry (not wearing that T-shirt anyway).
pinko rats
lunatic fringe
bad company
Solyndra failure
solar flop
disappointing sunset
Rising sun
New Orleans
Big easy
too easy
bit sleazy
more rain!
:P :P
Had enough
you bet!
demanding bookmaker
Better pay-up
live dangerously
vig - juice
leg breakers
off spinners
oft sinners
Same here
more beer ;D
Barleycorn Dear
Busselton Pier
Wapping Docks
Fortress Murdoch
Rupert Murdoch
Fortress Wapping
Ham Slapping
kosher fetish
Semitic Emphatic
Semtex extractive
explosive situations
impulsive exploitation
repulsive experimentation
resulting extermination
insulting determinations
disgusting ruminations
disguising rumors
despising humours
deadly tumors
sniveling groomers
leaping lemurs
masterbating monkeys
Masticating [bacon] Junkies
gesticulating donkeys
loose grasp
Bastard rasp
croaking cretins
cooking croutons
bread cubes
red pubes
brass tubes
crass rubes
caress boobs
distressed noobs
discarded robes
halfhearted gropes
slippery slopes
flippant popes
unrealised hopes
dashed dreams
unrealistic scopes
treacherous slopes
inhaling dope
bogarting bloke
Cheech & Chong
creeping schlong
John Holmes
Diseased Thespian
dead actor
deceased entertainer
STD No-brainer
too-much fun
performance failures
blue pills?
new thrills
Blueberry Hills?
malarial chills
mosquito coast
where's duccarlos?
he's working
we're lurking
spreading cheer
spreading cheeks
voracious Greeks
vociferous geeks
Tattooed Freaks
vegetarian zombies . . .
^ non-sequiter
joyously depressed
advanced regression
splendid disaster (or is it disastrously splendid?)
infinitely restricted
absolute uncertainty
gross underestimation
precision guess
grossly exaggerated
reactionary liberal
conservative democrat
predatory philanthropist
creeping elitism
uniformly sporadic
thoroughly inaccurate
exact estimate
best guess
pandering tyrant
inaccurate description
modern history
ancient technology
complete mystery
female gender
misunderstood pervert
inedible food
indelible ink
fundamental reasoning
elemental seasonings
regimental underlings
Mountbatten's batman
jolly roger
Royal Screwing
tax collecting
Sheriff Nottingham
Master Slappingham
Master Bacon-Bator
Bastard Macongator
wall sprayer
yellow spotter
colateral damager
lateral handoff
lateral spotter
sideways slider [Dolph]
White Castle
Red Rock
Dread Lock
red dog
Red Stripe
brown streak
Silver Streak
Silver Surfer
Green Hornet
Black Panther
Mucho Nacho
Nasty Gazpacho
cold soup
cold fish
cold nasty
cold war
Leningrad Cowboys & Russian Red Army Choir - "Those Were The Days" / "Dark Eyes" - 8/11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEORJ3_EQ_A&feature=player_detailpage#)
old days
gold pays
always will
alchemy notwithstanding
rainy day
not here
still raining
and here
just dust
rust crust
crushed trust
flagrantly cuckolded
Misplaced trust
displaced bust
outwardly thrust
overly hungry
overtly Hungarian
Hungover again...
again tomorrow [drink]
Tie Knot
Maybe someday... ;)
not enough
It's timing...
Visiting soon... :) :) :)
the stork? :o
NO!!! [laugh] Girlfriend... :)
Boring day
Dead Calm
Love tranquillity [thumbsup]
jaded love?
suede glove
cheeky shove
greasy stove
easy move
cheesy movie
sleazy roomie
sneezy groom
married dwarf???
bonded wharf
Smurf bondage?
smirnoff storage
Goldilocks Porridge
just right
don't bite
curds & whey
Miss Muffet
mustard molasses
salted caramel
sweet peanuts
wasabi peas
sour grapes
grapes wrath
Cracker Jacks
Fiddle Faddle
Necco Wafers
Nilla Wafers
silver surfer
silver bullet
you werewolf?
different bullet [laugh]
the sequel
which one?
one before
or after
Much later...
the end
Not yet... ;)
neverending infinity
definitely ending
Fat Lady
sings song
Game Over
.... home time [thumbsup]
gnomes whine
clocks chime
docks' rime
boxed mime
perfect valentine
twisted spine
stripped spline
twisted stripper
Yom Kippur
Yummy capers
Caped Crusaders
green olives
envious motives
gotta work . . .;D
Inagadadavida Honey...
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 13, 2012, 05:33:52 AM
Inagadadavida Honey...
no, here ! ! !
who you calling honey btw?
In where?
in utero?
in situ
situation room
Rolph Blatzer
Wolf Blitzer?
Lift Shoes
Platform Sole
IZ's Minime
Mini Hobbit?
Cirque D'Soleil
Big Apple
Pig Grapple
grapple n'hold
pork skins
fore skins
fried fish
Catfish Beignets
Bluegill chips
fish cheeks
cheek meat
cheeky monkey
Greasy Cheeks
Attract Freaks
is fun
sliding sideways
Hernando's Hideaway
GET SLICKS!!!
not fun!
Good times!
always are
Feathers/tar?
bacon eggs .. . .. . ..
country breakfast
Bacon sammich!!! [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
bacon anything
[bacon] [thumbsup] [bacon] [thumbsup] [bacon] [thumbsup] [bacon] [drink] [beer] [bacon] [thumbsup]
having lots
Big Lots
two pounds
special price
deep discount?
half price
GREAT price!!!
very good
super awesome!
hast too!
sprechenzee engrish?
ulterior motives
backdoor negotiations
lubed hinges?
Power Lube
petroleum jelly
not sure
(http://store.gregoryssupply.com/images/products/detail/418S62uBxqL._SL500_AA300_.1.jpg)
why not...
50's greaser
the fonz?
you gotit
he hey!
you're right!
Weird Harold
Gary Moore . . .
Gary Coleman?
Gary Cooper
Gary Oldham
Aldo Nova
Nova Scotia
British Columbia
New Brunswick
Stew Makers
Boiler Makers
Makers Whiskey
Honey Maple
honey bourbon
Sour Mash
bottoms up!!!
ein prosit
see ya ! !
Later Gator
soon, Baboon...
Silver spoon
acid moon
placid goon
rusty spoon
after noon
cold beer
great plan [beer]
later today . . .
right now [drink]
you're early
I'm advanced 8)
true that!
I'm fat
Bacon Fat?
pretty much! [laugh]
Porky Bacon [cheeky]
tight waist
START RUNNING!!!
lose baconfat
nope... Me. :P
fatty bacon!
that's me... :-\
we fix!!!
I'm trying!
and frying
not sweating . . .
zero perspiration
need humidity?
dry sack
nut sack
family jewels
guard them
both hands ;D
Freezer safe!
Cold hold..
rolled gold
tight grasp
height, gasp :o
hate snakes ! ! !
Badger, mushroom!!!
blue meanie
Superduper Weenie
found dead
still ticking
drinking JD
thinking hp
something else?
no thanks
you're welcome . . .
mechanical upgrades?
brakes mostly
more engine
maybe new?
make faster
Shanks' pony?
skank's horny
skinks crawling
close eyes
wont hurt
devious deception
envious perception
envious deception
OBVIOUS deception
obvious perception . . .;D
oblivious attention
dubious affection
over ice
lover lice
dumb dice
snake eyes
good movie
washing machine
vending machine
reptile house
dog house
familiar environment
always wrong
zero doubt 8)
never guessing
fo' true!
clever dressing
made fresh
The Avengers
goodbye iPhone
hello android
not wired
batteries included
assembly required
serving suggestion
serves six
sleeps eight
ten passenger
too many
misleading exaggerations
accurate representations
aggregate dispensations
Total Recall
Plastic Tanks?
my third [laugh]
you rock!!!
I roll
I reel
Eye feel
optical delusion
tropical seclusion
topical solution
typical resolution
typographical error
geographical terror
sensory appreciation
intentional fenestration
effing monday >:(
worked weekend [thumbsdown]
crap laptop
as always
bent screwdrivers
Improper lever
how come?
Broke Nut
rubber hammers
bounce farther
less satisfyingly
no bang
less impact
flaccid tools
placid fools
rancid ghouls
rabid mules
Fire Relief
fire extinguisher
need one?
fire retardant
mass evacuations
summarily executed
deferentially prosecuted
wrongfully persecuted
wrongfully prosecuted
witch trials
witch hunt
snipe hunt
Helen Hunt
Michael Hunt ;D
is rancid
summers eve ?
genital herpes
their permanent
personal experience?
personnel defiance
zltful's lastday?
gleeful bonfire
vanity bonfire
pants-on fire
hormonal flux
Aeon Flux
Vivian Fuchs
like rabbits
my fault?
wasn't me...
<--- Fat Thumbs :-[
phone posting
post holing
ditch digging
pregnant dog pigging
pregnant dog pegging
Peg Legging
pirate rigging
angry pirate
butt pirate
Dwead Piwate
Pontius Pilate
Pontiac Aztek [puke] [bang] [puke] [bang] [puke] [bang]
dodge aries
Plymouth Reliant
saturn vue
Murano convertible [puke]
sarcastic ovation
sarcolemmic reticulum
Sardo Numspa
Golden Child
Kee Nang
phat boy?
Fat Boys
The Cars
Run DMC
Rob Base
Joy / Pain
Sunshine / Rain
thank you!
you're welcome
danke schön
domo arigato
mmmmm margaritas!!!!
got bucket? :D
no meds!!!
whiskey works!
not today!!!
ganga rocks [thumbsup]
gogli complex
Togliatti shitbox
(http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/images/car_info/large/lada_1600.jpg)
cool car
not really
snazzy suit 8)
that too
more sleep [coffee]
good idea
copied Fiat!!!
industrial plagiarism
corporate convenience
industrial motivation
political bloviation
political promises
more lies
NO POLITICS!!! ;)
show heretics
Hiding non-believers
hiding heretics
riding hysterics
heretic hysterics?
hysterical heresy
hysterical politics !!!
heretical gymnastics
questionable genetics
shallow genepool
Horton Hears
a who
Dr. Seuss
had bacon
in Macon
While Raking
oh... yeah! ;D
Hog Bellies
tree shaking
Earth quakin'
tooth's aching
whiskey rub
risky grub
Frisky sub.
crispy duck
Outta luck
hot sub
Italian grinder
French tickler
Kosher Pickler
foreskin whittler
precious inches
iceberg tip
hot oatmeal
kinky cereal
already finished
lit cigarette?
non smoker
good lubrication [thumbsup]
Mobil One
Full synthetic
artificial artifices
surgical implants
liturgical transplants
regurgical eggplants
tuna salad
tuba ballad
happy gilmore
Millard Fillmore
last whig
^^^ Two Points!!
extra point
Sears Point
laguna seca
Rio Hato
Geo Metro
ford festiva
Ferrari Testarossa
Mihairy Testacalas
good evening
clear skies
meat pie
wall eye
ball high
tall thigh
small guy ;D
certain advantages [evil]
vulgar advances
advancing age
fearless stage
stage fright
no rehearsals
real thing
Fatso Sings
bell tolls
drum rolls
beer flows [drink]
grass grows
ad infinitum
divide zero
revise Nero
why that?
fry fat
just that
then good!!!
pop wood
damn nuns
friggin priests!
floppin cardinals
Dodger Dogs
capitulating frogs
Leaping lizards
creeping blizzards
ice cream
you scream
not me !!!
nor I
but many......
they should
it's raining
It's pouring
here too!!!
Snoring again
Wake up
shake down
run down
hung over
good party?
inverted inversion
double negative
extortion gambit
blackmail plot?
compromising photos
not good . . .
caressing Cardinals
whispering Bishop's
fondling fathers
flying nuns?
plying buns
flying burrito
soaring sausage
rough diddle
sweaty cooks
Schweddy balls
obscure vernacular
blatantly spectacular
latently craptastical
bizarrely fantastical
stunningly stupendous
suddenly upended
mostly surprised
deftly surmised
pc died
processor fried
internally wired
rebuilding required
almost done
utmost fun
totally enjoyable
Weissen Bier
pap smear
fois gras
dead grass
weed killer
Killer weed
ganja man . .
You rang?
Lurch, butler.
tired man
hired hand
magic wand
tragic band
sad songs
debilitating dirges
depressing ditties
demanding deities
molesting ministers
depressing ministers
sinister ministers
malicious molesters
monstrous maulers
Monster-truck haulers
Général deGaulle's
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5444/7080215365_24ba12a50d_z.jpg)
Butt Ugly
I like 8)
me too!
The Mentalist
Top GearUK
Bottom's UpU.S.
quick reply
rapid retort
vapid tort
top gun
Tom Cruise?
raving lunatic
Scientology supporter
Scientology lunatic
nobody knows
Mythological Mania's
pathological phobias
magical thinking
magical phobias?
phobia phobic?
phobia Filiac?
Fear factorial
mere rumourial
fear fear
fear itself
that's correct
fierce agreement
always is
contrary position
rodeo style?
de nada
amigo mio
amoeba bio
protozoa history
ice age
frozen tundra
russian gulag
Hungarian Goulash
very good !!!
Beef Stroganoff
Chief Molotov
cocktail hour
incendiary incident
inflammatory interregnum
flaming flagrance
inflammatory incident
Déjà vu
sanguine ennui
Georganne Moline
gangrenous limbs
diabetes extremis
diabolical extremists
radical radicals
diabolical radicals
dilapidated radials
buggered bias-belts
blown balloons
good night
sleep fight
nocturnal emissions
sleep emissions
Dutch Oven
clay oven
Cassius Clay
brain freeze . ..
floating butterfly
Iron Butterfly
stinging bee
King Crimson
mocking bird
Black Sabbath
Bloody Sunday
casual Friday
Drive-in Saturday
drive-in movies
drive-in motel
drive-through window
shattering experience
lousy food
generous critique
onerous applause
honest opinion
always welcome . . .;D
truth hurts
not me
indisputable facts
indivisible pacts
insurmountable tracts
inscrutable acts
futile pacts
shameful acts
Big Macs
Office Max
Hillman Minx
(http://www.classicandsportscar.ltd.uk/images_catalogue/large/brigg-001_2538.jpg)
Lotus Cortina
(http://classiccars.brightwells.com/images/lots/web_front_34_16.jpg)
Suzuki Swift
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7280/7765909680_a4eb682a7a_z.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/7765909680/)
Suzuku Swift (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/7765909680/#) by DarkMonster620 (http://www.flickr.com/people/darkmonster620/), on Flickr
Taylor Swift
Notso Swift
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/inbredmorons.jpg)
big ears
parental fears
departure tears
Predatory Leers
hereditary peers
danger nears
angry deers!!
stripped gears
naked metal
caked pedals
faked medals
valor theft
doped results
Lance Armstrong?
dopped himself ??? !!! :o
embarrassed oneself
soiled oneself
Relieved oneself
aggrieved oneself
nurse? NURSE!!! :-[
Doctor ! Doctor !
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/thompson.jpg)
heal thyself
medical ganga
radical ranga
superfluous superficialities
overt ovations
standing ovulations
prone reclinations
crone's exhortations
throne's tantrums
gnome's nostrums
mare nostrum
unruly nostrils
runny nose
funny pose
dancing pose?
prancing does
horse bullying?
philandering fillies
Meandering Billy's
wandering wombats
raucous mongooses
prancing platypus
meandering koalas
elegant elephants
Zany Zebras
laughing hienas
serious simians
hilarious hippopotamus
wiggling tails
marauding marsupials
xenophobic zebras
flying monkeys!!!
plying donkeys
dunking pliers
prying eyes
eyeing prize
won lotto?
Santa's grotto
gone gettho?
mown meadow
lawn mower
ride on
john deere?
Dear John,
still awake?!
lively wake
earthly quake
dashing rake
shooting brake
mincing mandrake
strutting ripper
rutting stripper ;D
bodily fluids
sordid secretions
erotic emissions
Catching Bourne
you tired?
still awake
missed point
esoteric allusions
sub-avionic Ilyushins
sub-moronic capuchins ;D
subliminal ablutions
shoulder hurts
cruel blade
pain killers
vain millers
slain tillers
brain chillers
Germ killers
Term Thrillers
germ thriller
sperm spiller
Vern Schillinger
Jules Verne
Captain Nemo
Finding Nemo
Bad Omen
Final Conflict
Resident Evil
Next Door
Hunger Games?
younger flames
slender dames
fake bodies?
surgical enhancements
grade A
"brick house"
out house
safe house
Nut house
my house!!!
bank's house :(
freaking A
stinkin' theives [bang]
thriving stench
scullery wench
slippery bench
Oh snap!v
ginger snap
Finger wrap
Chinese trap
double tap
Rule 2
fools screw
too true
veritable verity
laughable levity
lachrymose laments
sob story
teary tale
weary wail
pinche llorona :'( :'(
devouring Jonah
bureau veritas
repulsively repugnant
prematurely pregnant
juvenile gestation
inevitable incarceration
(for) child molestation
innocence protestations
recommended castrations
falsetto recitations
working allegations?
word manipulations
manipulating allegations !!!
maneating alligators
crocodile dundee
Scottish improbability
lochness monster
Dundee crocodile?
Carmen Electra!!!!
hubba hubba
pizza pizza
kate beckinsdale
deteriorating content
high expectations?
perhaps unrealistic
pamela anderson
fading fast
hasn't faded?
propped up
gravity triumphs
uplifting triumphs
(http://blog.en.chatelaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/triumph-bras-300x208.jpg)
Patient gravity
gradual parity
consistent mediocrity
fence post
dumber than
insignificant palings
great wall
asbestos recall [bang]
http://smh.drive.com.au/car-brands-await-recall-decision-after-asbestos-find-20120814-246tt.html (http://smh.drive.com.au/car-brands-await-recall-decision-after-asbestos-find-20120814-246tt.html)
delicate subject
who knew
shabby quality
... for now
infuriating salesman
enraged engineer
cackling profiteer
shocking resale
Market value
valet parking
ballet porking
pork barrelling
barrel racing
apparel lacing
shoe laces
higher places
empty spaces
vacant faces
mental midget
android widget
ipad app
batsman's preparation
athlete's superstition
racing substitution
johnny rae
underpowered renault
only kind
strangling someone?
defenestration elation
decapitation celebration
cat, driver
rat, rider ;D
muchas felicidades !!!
won lottery??
done pottery
bone china
(be pretty sore after the first billion :o)
china white
sino might
dyno mite
RAT style
sort of
Okavango Delta
Mekong Delta
been there?
fortunately no
was lucky
angkor wat
weigh anchor
set sail
dream land
sleep tight
face up
against wall
obama documentary
nite nite
Knight night
Armour amour
amore amore
Oliver Twist
Gulliver's Travails
homer cyclops
nuclear waste
nucular waist
unclear taste
questionable haste
equestrian paste
child delicacy
Touch Down!! [clap]
field goal
extra point
Gold Star
black helicopters
abounding conspiracies
tinfoil hats
metallic haberdashery
conspiracy theorists
vewy tiwed
take nap
fake hat
Obvious toupee
bad rug
are not
bow knot
bow tie
Penne rigate
wagon wheels!!!
dragging heels
cross dresser
Irritated Bureau
Angry Armoire
ropable wardrobe
Agitated chest
Ruptured Implants
chemical spill
toxic waste
poisonous breast
venomous beast
egregious heist
enormous hoist
hilarious apes
gregarious gorillas
suit wearing
fruit bearing
fruity bear
polar pomegranate
meridian mango
mango shake
coral snake
black mamba
chasing ball
effacing drawl
defacing mall
embracing Fall
replacing Autumn
Blossoming Spring
mud season
happy hippopotamus
engaging elephant
engorging eggplant
burgeoning implant
Yogi Bear
picnic baskets
national parks
rational perks
vicious mauling
late posting
date groping
fig plucking
cunning stunts
astounding Counts
Memorable Mounts
Hi-hooooo Silver!
Eileen O'Malley
groping date?
mechanical bull
maniacal bull
bullish girlfriend !!!
Whipped boyfriend
shaken soul
shrieking ghoul
howling cat
scowling brat
beer o'clock [beer]
abject failures
eject derailleurs
reject sailors
phone home
sister missing
absent abbess
unlocatable nun
Walked away
friendly cut?
original deepest
Deepest origin
Earliest beginning
good breakfast
great lunch
grand dinner
superb supper
superfluous spread
fatuous feast
sumptuous smorgasbord
tempting tucker
tantalising tea
frosty beverage
or three
or more
school night :-[
food fight
cold beer !!!
old fear
fear of?
phobia phobic
fibrous fibers
nutritional nutrients
prospective prospectors
felonious felons
political politicians
prevaricating prevaricators
postulating posters
procrastinating procrastinators
riding riders
philandering philanderers
litigating litigators
Gerrymandering filibusters
very stressed
hairy nest
lairy vest
Crow's nest
scurvy dog
set sail
Heave Ho
anchors away
weigh anchor
abandon ship
walk plank
scrub deck
poop deck
nautical nuttiness
Buccaneer buffoonery
NMC Shenanigans
Captain Morgan
Jolly Roger
Captain Feathersword
meddlesome moderator [cheeky]
funny guy
....tribute act
new career
will quit !!!
hasty action
hasty pudding
nasty muffin
cheap rum !
what else
good beer!
cold beer !!!
old fear
hold dear
bold peer
old pier
jaded jetty
crotchety curmudgeon
cantankerous crone
delicate debutante
debauched debutante
deliriously debauched
flagrant fragrance
flagrantly fragrant
Chili Farts
pop tarts
Saucy Tarts [laugh]
silly hearts
strumpets' crumpets
trumpets blaring
fetid fanfares
fractured fairytales
Rocky Bullwinkle
Sherman Mr.Peabody
Tennessee Chumley
Ricochet Rabbit
Inspector Gadget
Road Runner
Boris Natasha
spy spy
Mad Magazine
not worried
Alfred _ Neumann
R Crumb
Clay Wilson
Dave Stevens
Mr. Natural
my favorite
Captain Pissgums
Zap Comics
Checkered Demon
fabulous furry
lost times
different world
that's progress... [bang]
i agree
we concur
like minded
strange bedfellows
odd couple
Frick Frack
googled enlightenment
smart guy
Swiss skaters [thumbsup]
check kiters
neck biters
pillow biters
Zippo lighters
Cage Fighters
slave traders
village raiders
freedom fighters
terrorist rebels
tyrannic army
Dick Armey
slimy politicians
sleepy dogs !!
tautological comments
soft bourse
difficult course
crudely coarse
suddenly hoarse
slovenly horse
messy mule
dishevelled donkey
deaf monkey
blind monkey
fined honky
honky honky [Richard Pryor]
mute monkey
silenced simian
inaudible orangutan
Koko signs
cocoa time
cocktail hour
cockatiel power
cockamamie hour
happy hour !!!
ethyl erlang
Ethyl Merman
Peewee Herman
Herman Munster
Muenster Cheese
cheese wheel
wheel man
bag man
bag lady
crack baby
cracked corn
don't care
Who, Jimmy?
Billy who?
Nanny Goat
two ewes
you too?
not really
feeling sheepish
...... one goat [bang]
him too?
legendary tale
goats lie
dodgy ram
Dodge Ram
evade Silverado
pink Cadillac
subtle contraption
psychotic reaction
psychedelic creation
Orange Sunshine
green pyramid
Ponzi scheme
Fonzi scene
strawberry fields
yellow submarine
number nine
running free
Quote from: ducpainter on September 23, 2012, 05:58:34 AM
Orange Sunshine
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3fNjrVOGnfaSafgB0RWVYT39ZiZ5IPH22Ufwf9_BoANJA7IJC)
Mellow yellow
unpalatable snow
micturition precipitation
pissing down
cats dogs
golden showers
Mud slide
(wow)
having breakfast
We're Sorry [laugh]
You're not
Absolutely Correct [laugh]
that's settled
next case
economic instability
seismic activity
gastric distress
drastic mess
classic guess
constant conjecture
complicated prefecture
difficult dominion
Bizarre Borough
Staten Island?
Mystery Island
Fantasy Island
Gilligan's Island
Shutter Island
Boston Habah ( Boston Harbor for those not from here )
Rock Casbah
Rock Lobstah
Wicked Tuna
Beautiful sharks
dutiful narcs
Arlo Guthrie
Billy Bragg
Bob Dylan
Robert Zimmerman
Captain Ahab
Moby Dick
white whales
tall tales
good reads
rosary beads
down under
brown blunder
squid mark
human stain
cooked brains
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdfgVzoqvAWQcMEzvu49kt4sNyr0gNxRluu1ewyPDsLJ0FFbTE)
drugged brain
happy brain
euphoric dendrites ;D
Warlike Mennonites
radioactive kryptonite
interactive Israelite
indestructible Samsonite
dreaded teletype
off switch [evil]
divorce proceedings
worth it !!!
happiness coming !!!
Happy ending
possible freedom?
Impending emancipation?
forthcoming liberation?
frothing libations
celebratory beverages
popping corks
pulling pints
pulling puds
flogging dolphins
gherkin jerkin
cuffing carrots
waxing wood
polishing knobs
Choking Chicken
Alice Cooper
Chalice Blooper
drunken stupor
Inebriated Bliss
Sheets.
Wind.
how many?
minimum six
maximum sex
alto sax
over achievers [cheeky]
dry heavers
mere amateurs
rewire armatures
spool spindels
red Zinfandels
dreaded windfalls
capital gains
pulling trains
Sodor Island
Red Engine
Quote from: ducpainter on September 27, 2012, 06:50:51 AM
Sodor Island
cool video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMN-zg7r3M
Topham Hat
Flaming Toques
Hoser Hotheads
Whirling Dervishes
Tasmanian Devils
Van Diemen's
confusing synonym
Quote from: ducpainter on September 27, 2012, 07:33:13 AM
confusing synonym
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Diemen's_Land (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Diemen's_Land)
contemplating snoring
slumber completed
dry hangover
wet dream
world peace
total anarchy
more probable
less desirable
Blind Dates
pot luck
Bad Odds
visionary figs
intelligent pigs
missionary'd pigs
evangelical porker
maniacal corker
maniacal porker
porcine prurience
porcelain oinker
crunchy bacon
Punchy Matron
matey punch
meaty paunch
raunchy pleat
starchy pleat
Starsky Hutch
Tango Cash
tangential trash
radial refuse
radical revolters
remedial refresher
stellar stunner
Millenium Falcon
Ageing Ford
Harrison Ford!
Henry's dead
dozen years
frozen tears
Plzeň beers
Weissen Bieren !!!!
wiser brethren
withering breath
gathering wealth
clumsy stealth
noisy silence
freezing sun
fleeing gun
military intelligence
say what?
aggressive surrender
French joke
french surrender!
obsessive moderation
compulsive discretion
habitual secrecy
beautiful secretion
moving away
Fellatio's Fluids
whatcha thinking?!
Horatio's Druids
golden ratio
Sins Mentored
sans Merci
Juan's Jersey
hot tamales
cold burritos
holy mole
treasured talpidae
shrewd shrew
profiting platypus
wandering wombat
sleeping kangaroo
wasted wallaby
ecstatic echidna
prickly personality
preoccupied porcupine
perplexed porker
outcast oinker
marooned marsupial
stranded stork
exiled egret
vanished viper
vanquished vole
incarcerated iguana
harbored hippopotamus
jailed giraffe
lost leopard
lame llama
alert alpaca
mischievous monkey
monkey spanker
gorilla wanker
pulled pork
beef brisket
baby backribs
Bacon Sandwich
prosciutto BLT
Comfort Foods
common goods
mormon hoods
sheep tied
Mud porridge
dark chocolate
hard waxy
gypsy taxi
tipsy patsy
poker dupe
nice ride
Raw Hyde
Blazing Saddles
chasing paddles
paddling away
waddling astray
very tired
grill fired
charbroiled steak?
carne asada
english translation?
Spanish mystery ???
hard wood?
morning wood
Red Wood
wet wood
artful fellatio
nice awakening
erotic epiphany
heroic discovery
pyrrhic victory
vitriolic pariah
acerbic antagonist
Acerbis contortionist
Contentious confronter
belligerent bully
pussy cat
pussy willow
Whomping Willow
biting pillow
uninviting billow
abiding brokeback?
rough visual
caring cowboys
rawhide rodeo
cold beer
best thing
wild fling
heart sing
heart light
everything groovy
Where's RAT?
alive, kicking [thumbsup]
he is
another term
good luck
fortunate circumstances
wont argue
can't argue
couldn't disagree
why argue?
human nature
always is
in perpetuity
very lazy?
IZ_ hazy
pretty daisy
oopsy daisy
lazy crazy
hazy days
of summer
soda, pretzels
very sleepy
and beer
blue law
John Law
Beyond Law
<=====
what law?
petulant flatulence
pungent stench
trenchant wench
wrench penchant
clinch pennant
selling logos
sailing legos
nailing fence-posts
failing pig-roast
porcine immolation
swinish conflagration
pulled pork
mauled mutton
pearl buttons
hungry gluttons
willy suttons
Willie Horton
Domi Norton
Horton Heat
Mormon's Meet
Polygamists congregate
bad idea
extreme incest ???
family reunions
Reunion Island
unify Ireland
Kathy Ireland
nice lady
lice daily
rice dairy
rinse daily?
dance gaily
dance happily
break dance
BREAKIN' 2
Electric Boogaloo
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/random/breakin2.jpg)
Eclectic Hullaballoo
granny hootenanny
downtown hoedown
suburban shindig
overturned convictions
DNA evidence
growing prevalence
prevalent ambivalance
ambient presence
Prussian ambiance
Russian Ambulance
URAL Rescue
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww29/Mulletbiker/halloweenural2010.jpg)
monkey's missing?
urine bisque
(sorry, I've been drinking beer, and it was the first thing that came to mind)
ursine risk
Carlton Fisk
Risque Biscay
disc jockey
shock jock
shock wave
Quote from: jaxduc on November 17, 2012, 07:13:23 AM
shock wave
Glock shave
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4796/glock17bayonet.jpg)
:o
blocked save
government slave :'(
services salve
Standing ovation
standard ovulation
rhythm method
jism method
baby batter
reindeer clatter
santa's stompers
Enforcer Elves
wandering sharks
shivering quarks
quivering narcs
narcotic narcs?
bad bunch
can't munch?
no crunch
personal tragedy
flawless victory
survival instinct
Hunger Games
had lunch
fell asleep
nap time
Soft foods >:(
crushed carrots
tapioca pudding
frog spawn
French Children?
french maids?
freedom fries
loud music
Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
heavy metal
mercury lead
Mars followed
event horizontal
Prevent frontal
mental image
definitely bad
[puke]
infinitely sad
:'(
what happened?
nothing wrong
cock fight?
tick bite
bit tight
Brit flight
cruising height
bruising fight
losing kite :'(
kite fight?
frightening bight
national parks
irrational sharks
Graceful embark
different word
[let's change the tone in here please]
Box kite
fox fright
(http://images.clipartof.com/small/1065035-Clipart-Chubby-Fox-Running-Scared-Royalty-Free-Vector-Illustration.jpg)
Turkish delight
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn165/dsamRus/T_Honey.jpg)
yum, yum!
rum bum
dim sum
now hungry
always am
good appetite
perverse appetites
kinky moves
stinky moods
woman's time
your fault
natural clock
Irrational Toques
Sheep alternatives
livestock option
you sycho
Animal Husbandry
me sleepy
Me too
none around
nuns astound
runs aground
fun abound
playing around
barrel full
of monkeys
having fun
shaving buns
rectal electrolysis
recital paralysis
way off
striking mass
streaking ass
striped bass
fried bass
satanic mass
Titanic loss
iceberg's fault
human error
big one
Wig Wam
canned spam
Fray Bentos
grilled Spam
Uruguayan ciudad
Punta Este
Fray Bentos!!
guten abend !!!
Wie Gehts
Bento Box
geht's gut !!!
Gate's loot.
feeling sleepy
coffee black
one vice
likely story
sticking toit
stretching things
sunny morning
funny mourning
mourning who?
turning two
breaking four
taking five
drinking six
draining dragon
smoking guns
poking fun
drinking much?
smoking more?
cigars only
wasted smoke
fastest bloke
wasted years
wasted leers
achy gut?
yes indeed
mine too !!!
dietary distress
diet sucks !!!
hunger's worse
attentive nurse
caring nurse
coin purse
penny pincher
bacon spread
between bread
being sandwiched
hemmed in
Stitched on
pressed in
squeezed out
down drain
plumber's helper
dripping pipe
monkey wrench
wrenching ratchet
stenching flatulence
that's bad
nose plugs
not helpful
don't breath
why bother?
who knows?
half hitch
clove hitch
cliff diving
flying leaps
faith leaps
steamy heap
Uriah Heep
Deep Purple
Iron Maiden
make the beast with two backsing rocks! [evil]
folding socks
make the beast with two backsing sucks!
Quarter Back
tight end
Wide receiver
head coach
general manager
Forty Niners?
haughty whiners
pickle briners
sickle scythers
grim reaper
late sleeper
night owl
caped crusader
which one?
witch won
new broom
zoom zoom
petro plume
Birthright Venereal
morning jitters
mourning critters
gotta work
pays bills
not always
quite true
more work?
chore shirk
short skirt
tight pants
lace top
Victoria's Secret
La Perla
El filibusterismo
glass menagerie
crass manager
brass onager
brass nipple
ass dribble
jelly wobble
belly flubber
filly buster
jolly roger
cross bones
Bonnie Blue
Gadsden Flag
Stars and Bars
villainous posts
Flagrant violation
moderator lurking
mediator smirking
slacker slacking
Hackers hacking
cooks cooking
monkeys spanking
jewel taking
not faking
Note taking
cookie baking
Cookie eating!
bookie beating
lambs bleating
Hearts Beating
noise making
legs quaking :o
tap dancing?
exotic plumbing
tree stumping
leg humping
happily sad
frozen sun
chosen one
chose none
kick all
stick ball
stoop spectators
manhole bases
base expansion
distraught neighbors
robbed neighbors
call 911
no need
Onceler's Thneed
Truffula trees
smallish bees
giant fleas
Scotsmen's knees
unheard pleas
overcooked peas :P
ballistic sneeze
wage freeze
stormy seas
downhill skiis
wormy peas
Antarctic breeze
eyebrow tweeze
edam cheese
eat'em cheese [drool]
melted cheese
Panama Keys
Alaska freeze
asthmatic wheeze
fartastic breeze
bruised knees
dockside quays
seaside days
pronounce "oui"
denounce golum
Nelson's column
admiral's stela
Amicable fella
lovable Larry
Deborah Harry
Scary Hands
yesteryear bands
Remington Rands
Victor Kiam
(or your money back)
Amboy Dukes
Vegemite sandwich?
dynamite manwitch
tapas calientes
hot dogs
special coffee
secret sauce
in perpetuity
perpetual movement
infinitesmal stagnation
to complex
artisanal conflagration
umbrella corporation
rubella infestation
zombie nation
New Sensation
Old dog
new tricks
few nicks
and cuts
hemophiliacs nightmare
vampires delight?
umpire's fright
retirees plight
bonfires light
bonfires warm
Campfire Girls
Campfire stories
fictional accounts
imaginary adventures
tall tales
logger stories
scout camping
merit badges
age tells
rage sells
age rages
death rests [evil]
breath tests
check point?
luckily no...
very good
at home
me too
No mames.
having drinks
envy you
green eyed
blue eyes
True Lies
bad movie
mad moonies
sad loonies
Rad Rooney's
looney toons
mad melodies
funny times
fractured fairytales
Rocky Bullwinkle
gotta tinkle
plot wrinkle
tinkle plotting . .
neighbor's pool
good place
neighbor's BBQ
take dump
fire up
aromatic brickets
red meat
pulled pork
Mucho work!!
average accomplishments
personal enjoyment
personnel deployment
annoying personnel
repugnant smell
decaying corpse?
rotting remains
vultures flying
buzzards circling
not here
sot's cheer
getting hungry
smelling sundry
sniffing undies
smelly undies?
bacon strip
always welcome
Wierdly Gruesome (reference from The Flintstones)
awesome twosome
amazing threesome
Awkward turtle
melting pistons
daunting questions
inquiring minds
must know!
gusts blow
rust's slow
warm glow
rivers flow
oceans move
wind storms
warm winds
shark fins
mmm soup
breasts droop
surgeons enhance
sturgeons perchance
pigeons shit!
avian defecation
beer enjoyment
deer deployment
hunger game?
shutter frame
rapid fire
tepid ire
worrisome calm
furious palm
egregious mom
paying attention
serving detention
severing detonation
big bang
Mighty munitions
tighty whiteys
flimsy nighties
silk boxers
sleazy foxes
greasy boxes
greasy sludge
sleazy judge
easy fudge
ex lax
brown slacks
smelly socks
belly flops
trouser drops
flap jacks
cat naps
dog naps?
table scraps
leather goods
execution hoods
you working?
Who's lurking?
just asking . ..
multi-tasking
;)
Top Gear
no fear
the Stig
the stigmata
The exorcism
the flinstones
the Jetsons
flotsam jetsom
Potsdam Stetson
lethal injection
nauseating gases
depreciating assets
capricious asshats
bella donnas
curious concubines
dangerous outlaws
diligent scofflaws
derelict hacksaws
dulled kershaws
sharpened machetes
shrimp + spaghettis
spaghetti arrabiata
spicy pastas
delicious meals
vicious seals
(http://sgrumbleoutloud.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/flashdance.jpg)
Jennifer Beals
^^^ sweet treat [drool]
back then
yes indeed
mighty steed
Apollo Creed
exhibition match
mighty match
booty scratch
moralistic decay
mile relay
she said
you kidding?
we dream
dream on
Ice cream
Foreign flavor
wet dream
hot date?
cold feet
bold feat
which one?
game defeat
lame excuse
llama excursion
alabama perversion
pajama aversion
tropical inversion
untold fears
make strong
sings song
swan song?
swine song
bbq sauce
tourniquet lost
red rum
dead horse
continuous beatings
futile flagellation
fruitful flatulation
unsightly undergarments
soiled silks
Shart victim
shattered vehemently
innocence gone
Militant mom
forbidden room
Overbearing groom
overreactive bride?
virgin's pride
wild ride
loud screams?
groom's dream
whipped cream
eyes burn
loins yearn
butt aches?
crab cakes
lobster rolls
big E
Fat Al
pyromaniac Abraham
shipwright Noah
Moby Dick
Led Zeppelin
Deep Purple
prussian blue
had lunch
Southern drawl
texas bbq
Texas Hold'em
Three months [thumbsup]
Locked Threads
not me
Then who?
Moderators' Fiat
Mediator fate
bun char
hot day
hot dog
me drunk
drunk threed
no energy
no synergy
sans synchronicity
too hot
too handle
could be
wishfull thinking
blissful drinking
celebrational drinking
cerebral stinking
holding gas?
molten mass
escaping gas
scary pass
itchy rash
dirty girl
weird bite
kinky fight
skin tight
cheap flight
Cheap seats
sheep bleats
down under
white washed ;D
cover up
sleepless night
bed bugs
crotch crickets
pants rabbits
trouser trolls
food allergy !!!
mood malady
it'll pass
food poisoning?
food allergy
mood lethargy
cooking dinner
Booking Sinners
very tired
skewed priorities
questionable importance
questionable priorities
mismanaged mandates
feeling sleepy
naughty dwarves
people mcnuggets
blubber nuggets
flying buggers
buying huggers
getting buggered
no thanks
low ranks
big tanks
long shanks
short rails
short cake
tortilla espanola
linguine & canola
numerical shenanigans
burrito bomb
have fun!!!
(aka) throne choker
bowl buster
commode clogger
splattered mess?
shattered press
regulatory compliance
rule enforcer?
bureaucratic intimidation
automatic incrimination
guilty until
proven innocent?
Pope Innocent
O.J. innocent?
Judicial Follies
political talk?
official squawk
cold beer
good times
always are
nice legs
hazardous journey
marriage attorney
going broke
not me
Not I
prenuptial agreement
never signed !!!
wood chipper !
wood pecker
morning pecker
tent pole
flag post
sag most
like rope?
ice cream !!!
you scream
we all
like it !!!
aww nuts
raw butts
saw guts
Massive Dump
burrito grande
Casa Bonita
kasse depleted
Villa Bella
clever fella
non citizen?
totally alien ;D
illegal allien
Phill Collins
Neil Peart
new FIAT
you kidding?
thousands daily
not you
highly unlikely
relatively uncertain
that's good
agreement inclined
guten abend !!!
Gluten free
lactose intolerant
too bad
three's good
feeling hungry
predatory urges
bank loan
adios ciao
see ya !!!
adios amigos
so long!
alvetersain goodbye
Grammar Nazy
spelling nazi [thumbsup]
sehr gut
verrucktes vogel
bird brain
brain freeze
pain eased
massage therapy
Why not?
Sailor knot
beer knot
Gordian Knot
steamed shrimp
additional cost
no issues
Cocktail sauce
Sriracha sauce
jalapeno pepper
habanero popper
belly flopper
Harry Plopper
(http://img.geocaching.com/cache/64159572-451e-4e36-af2d-d91f973d5608.jpg?rnd=0.1011469)
greasy whopper
fried bacon
Quote from: RAT900 on February 27, 2013, 03:10:27 AM
ethnic aspersions? [laugh] [laugh]
burger aversions [puke]
bugger adhesion
structurally sound
legally bound
ambulance chaser
face down
face off
hot girl
Gina Gershon
Iron Maiden
Molly Hatchet
Black Sabbath
Black Crows
Led Zeppelin
Crosby, Stills...
Nash and...
Young, dudes.
bold stogies
cheap butts
happy ending
you say
keep quiet
speak up
shut up
wake up
i'm awake
good start
you wished!!!
superior alternative?
diminished abilities
considered diapers?
naked better
commando style
zebra stripes
kinda kinky
maybe stinky?
hence stripes
handy wipes
horse bolted
hose bursted
hose clamps
hose pliers
nose liars
nosy neighbors
noisy neighbors
hate spinach
Popeye doesn't
anchor tattoos
Olive Oil
whatta goyl
road train
Load strain
mentally drained
potty trained
very good
fairly decent
slow descent
rapid decline
troublesome immersion
worrisome dispersion
have fence
Great Wall
of China
massive barrier
dental dam
cheap vehicles
hardly grand
sub par
par four
Darfur Golf
mini golf
Volkswagen Golf
Suzuki Swift
African Swallow
Asian Belch
French Kiss
dirty sanchez
greek massage
Turkish Bath
russian gulag
French kiss
Welsh Rarebit
White Rabbit
on toast
over easy
sunny side
hash browns
crispy bacon
orange juice
espresso coffee
somewhat redundant
AWAKE YET?
now hungry...
now serving
cupboard raiding
teen boys
hungry hippos
unsober fathers [evil]
evening libation
pantry liberation
panty raid
gently played
gentleman's game
rogue's blame
blame game
evidential proof
circumstantial evidence
Mohel clippings
Monet paintings
phony fainting
carry frangers . . . ;D
flat lining
annoying inquiry
wont ask
won't tell
that's good
all's well
'ends well
fair play
foul ball
foul stench
get shower
complete fumigation
personal hygienics
absolute ablution
Corazon cleansing
Marcos messing
Imelda's indignation
correct wavelength
politically correct
prolifically erect
prophylactic protect
willy wonka
Vermicious Knids
Kid Vicious
Goat's Wishes
goat cheese
boat flees
underground rats
overblown hats
overbearing brats
underwhelming spats
under achievers
true believers
two deceivers
Labrador Retrievers
immaculate conceivers
website down
Royal Crown [drink]
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7148/6826616575_594071936b_z.jpg)
Crown Royal
delicious manhattan
Cutty Sark
Jim Beam
Hennessey venom
Michael Collins...
...single malt
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3334/3412873024_7cf17979b2.jpg)
[drink]
Russian Standard
daimler sovereign
Mercedes Benz
adam opel
Adam West
Cat shotgun
Cat Woman
bird brain
lame brain
lame duck
fried rice
aggressive lice
scratchy itch
cold-hearted b itch
involuntary twitch
paranoid schizophrenia
fell asleep!
fell down
send clown
clowns scary
Stephen King
Rodney King
Martin luther
Billie Jean
B.B.
Elvis Presley
Elvis Costello
Diana Krall
Krill Oil
Amoco Cadiz
Exxon Valdez
bloody mess
monthly curse
periodic verse
iambic pentameter
William Shakespeare
To be
Hamburger's pans
Panini press
permanent press
dry clean
hazardous chemicals
skull + crossbones
childproof cap
oil leak
oil slick
elephant frame
road scraper
code breaker
google algorithm
noodle soup
poodle poop
prom dress
olive press
extra virgin
virgin records
atlantic recordings
Richard Branson
Venetian Causeway
Baja 1000
Paris Dakar
Spa Francorchamps
Shah Fancypants
King Crimson
Robert Fripp
joe satriani
Steve Vai
Ski Vail
scuba dive
hand jive
be wild
be alive
Bee hive
honey bee
honey do
led zeppelin
jefferson airplane
jefferson starship
jettisoned parsnip
farm trout
Arne Saknussemm
Christopher Columbus
yellow submarine
McHale's Navy
Winston Smith
Sherlock Holmes
Dick Tracy
Elliot Ness
Frank Drebin
Naked Gun
stuffed beaver
carnal taxidermy
camel hump
kangaroo's pouch
Fanny pack
gun holster
banana hammock
ham hocks
slow cooked
fast fried
deep fried
fricassee'd
very hungry
extremely famished
starvin' Marvin
grilled salmon
poached perch
Baked alaska
Oysters Rockefeller [drool]
shitty coffee [puke]
starbucks dark
juan valdes
Exxon Valdiz
taste alike
skid marks
loose springs?
weak sphincter
overworked vowel
bran muffins
brain stuffin'
skull breeding :o
hot coffee
java junkie
Cowboy Junkies
speed junkies
speed reading
sleep deprived?
you fast
last night
just napped ;)
night capped
still hungry
Eat bacon [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
eating pastrami
Basically same
with baguette
french bread
well bread
Turkish coffee
Turkish Delight
word up
toss up
blow up
seven up
Mountain Dew
Morning dew
honeydew melon
Honey Ryder
bacon sauce
totally boss
double cross
Double dip
skinny dip
dip shit
banana split
Fudge sundae
Caramel Monday
Taffy Tuesday
casual Friday
casual sex
casualty ex
nasty vortex
shiny latex
bondage montage
bonded mortgage
Flemish bond
latex bondage
latex bandage
wound dressing
salad dressing
thousand island
Gilligan's Island
Mary Ann
the professor
Thurston Howell (III)
Ginger & Skipper
Black Sheep
Pappy Boyington
TV Series
radio show
Top Gear?
The Stig
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/334/d/3/The_Stig_by_OMFGcardork.jpg)
Kommandant Klink
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGUknGaaeuzlpzlZfOQLlrXfQb21_E6bp_c8DFp5qBMZMOupxn)
Lieutenant Uhura
(http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/star-trek-into-darkness-zoe-saldana1.jpg)
Lieutenant Uhura
(http://cf.drafthouse.com/_uploads/galleries/3401/mp_startrek_uhura.jpg)
Hotel California
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8244/8616670709_d1da1b4fcc.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/8616670709/)
Quote from: alfisti on April 03, 2013, 04:58:23 PM
Lieutenant Uhura
(http://cf.drafthouse.com/_uploads/galleries/3401/mp_startrek_uhura.jpg)
first one
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 03, 2013, 04:58:56 PM
Hotel California
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8244/8616670709_d1da1b4fcc.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/8616670709/)
Lovely place.
check out?
never leave
Purple Haze
through brain
zombie brain
rob zombie
Iron Butterfly
lead mothra
lead pencil
red ink
red rum
green beer
green eggs
Dark Side
Anakin Skywalker
Ben Kenobi
only hope
Doctor Who
nurse why
nurse Ratchet
Betty Boo
smelly poo
quick reply
chick deny
Alfa Romeo
good night . . .
bad day
bad company
sad cacophony
extreme edition
sublime rendition
heaven's perdition
face palm
face rub
space hub
wheel bearing
third wheel
sport wood
display crank
crank wood
wood crank
Chauffeur's fracture
Chaucer's rapture
Chauncey Billups
morning frost
Chancy pushups
Chelsea's pull-ups
Chelsea's handler
arsenal's gunnery
gunnery seargent
Jethro Tull
Jethro Clampett
outstanding appetite
Mr. Creosote
Mr. Coffee
Joe DiMaggio
well played
center field
John Fogarty
Willie Mays
Jackie Robinson
Montreal Royals
chocolate chip
oatmeal raisin
iced oatmeal
ginger snaps
personal vendetta
personell vendetta
Cosa Nostra
Mare Nostrum
scary nostrils
Abu Nosehair
Abu Dhabi
abba dabba
Hubba Bubba
tootsie roll
childhood cavities
Tooth Fairy
care bear
creepy horse
who's horse?
Stuffed Trigger
Dale Evans?
Lone Ranger
Star Trek
mountain ride
downhill ski
water balloons
waiter buffoons
weighty baboons
smelly dogs
jelly frogs
belly flogs
belly flops
flip flops
beach sandals
Jerusalem cruisers
Miami Boozers
Wet Willies
charlie horse
yankee rose
American Pie
iggs ecktly
green eggs
double scoop
ice cream
you scream
WE ALL
get hammered
dodge wrenches
electric clutch
electric boogaloo
eccentric bugbear
eclectic blunder
armageddon revolution
Doomsday Divide
steak mistake
fatal error
always is
steak sauce
then who ??
Who's 1st
before second
fiddle is
beer thirty
bring date
always do!!
single & mingle
last call
go home !!!
closing time
Beer time!!!!
beer goggles
you're pretty
pretty lips
you ok?
a-ok
delicious abomination
two word?
no thirds!!!!
throw nerds
nerd tossing?
nose picking
picking nerds
annoying frats
deploying rats
annoying farts
burning burps
churning perps
yearning nerds
spurning turds
dirty words
Damn birds.
big bird
yellow feathers
Feather beds.
feathery boas
soaring snakes
Dream Weaver
Pinball Wizard
http://youtu.be/n-DmAh0dObI
you won !!!!
one ewe
Won mew
new one
Sucks Peck
Wreck peck
birds peck
words wreck
gotta work !!!
need work
which expertise?
Gotta sneeze
bless you
hangin booger
wet tissue
open wound
profuse bleeding
nose plug
pocket rocket
Kiss!
maniacal machinations
anarchical actions
hierarchical factions
Transylvanian Saxons
Clintonian fabrications
constitutional fabrications
prostitutional fabulations
fabulous projections
consumer protection
Berni Madoff
market analysis
maple bacon
Papal Faking
Nepal trekking
Grizzly Chu
bruin moo
three stooges
three musketeers
lone ranger
lone stranger
strange loner
organ doner
hero member
will remember
might forget
Never forget
heavenly baguette
delicious croquette
flap jack
Jap flak
Jack Sprat
Pratt Falls
Enzo's home
Ferrari Italy
my dog!!!
Dog Days
God said
not sure
Hot shore
skimpy outfit?
Ural sidecar
seems fun
which one?
witch won
Which witch?
Wicked witch
wicked stitch
sticky wicket ;D
archaic expression
cultural perspective
convenient explanation
expedient conversation
that too
too true
completely obvious
fully comprehensible
partly reprehensible
fractional mishap
fractal misbehavior
infinitesimal mischievousness
Mischievous Intestines
miscellaneous infestations
accounting mistakes . . .
unforeseen windfall
Impending Indictments
impounding incitements
late taxes !!!
taxi dermatitis
interesting ailment
stuffed transport
overloaded truck
overestimated luck
overly agressive
extremely tender
unexpectedly falling
surprise trip
somewhat content
not convinced
awfully hungry
tape worm
cd player
dragon slayer
Golda Meir
need coffee
cough noisily
Nasal congestion
Naval convention
fishing trip
witch hunt
tom sawyer
Huck Finn
Shark fining
prize winning
world renowned
universally admired
globally reviled
revolvingly globoid
twirling ovoids
Whirling Dervishes
devilish skirmishes
Satanic Verses
Salman Rushdie
mullahs' fatwas
donner kebab
baked falafel
pita gyro
knuckle sandwich
poo boy
new bouy
Joan Watson
lone flotsam
masked marvel
ugly Diavel
quite impossible
monkey toes!
motor breath
slow death
mutton Geoff
Hugh Heff
Larry's Flint
lengthy stint
Elmer Fudd
wascal wabbit
Pascal Maria
very thirsty
dry ginger
ginger ale
not unaccompanied
Limited edition
always with
Future World
you called?
Helloween's song
Ding Dong.....
who's there?
dead witch
Ruby slippers
little dog
littlest hobo
tiny toto
tin man
rocket man
Reg Dwight
The Police
surely not
Surly lot
sneaky plot
stinky pot
inky blot
squid ink
fried calamary
Baked Alaska
grilled salmon
pointless "training"
always is . . .
mind numbing
eyes closing
brain dozing
frain bart
had enough
very tired
lunch time
bon appetite
que aproveche
merci beaoucup
de nada
gleichweiss ung
Jedi Day
little rascal
rattle Lisbon
happy dingo?
foreign lingo
must leave ;D
happy spannering
not finished . . .
not Finnish.
French then?
Prefer Itallian
too hairy
the women
your nuts!
I know ;D
no eye
no pain
no hay
no gain
Catholic Bastards [evil]
arrogant agnostics
beats me
thats me
good then
then what
ten watt
John Watt
Watts Riots
quiet riot
Metal Health
Angel Witch
QuoteAngel Witch
great flashback
always is . . .
Homemade Latte [drink]
need machine
Buy one
gimme money . . .. ;D
extortion attempt
failed felony
smart crooks?
Ocean's Eleven
Italian job
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
Jackie Brown
Original Title
Rum Punch
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on May 12, 2013, 04:43:15 AM
Clean tittle?
Book title http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_Punch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_Punch)
robert foster
underrated actors
Robert Forster
Spelling Corrected ;D
eating breakfast
still hungry?
and thirsty
Damn Drought
empty reservoir
almost there
Mud holes
blood bath
ass whoopin'
donkey abuse
Tijuana Mexico
no hay
alla si
Quotealla si
verbal diarrhea?
physical gonorrhea
cafe racer
squid chasers
Highway Patrol
good fishermen
drink beer
piss often
not me
liquid lunch
very solid
supper time
beer time
beer thirty
you're late!!!!
life story
yours only
dying thread
SHOULD NOT
will not
won't happen
perpetual motion
impetuous notion
naive dreamer
Evian drinkers
tap water
dirty source
still alive
gullible suckers
tv offers?
off switch
good night!!
Good morning
must be
rainy night
rain nigh
still raining !!!
pool party
mud wrestling ;D
slippery dip
wet tshirt
1" imprints [evil]
orange shorts
octogenarian cohorts
repulsive images
Mature conscience
mine's rotten
happy denial?
hippie revival
Woodstock Arrival
Unknown bands
Hendrix,.....unknown??
Purple Haze
trippy days (http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/choppa.gif)
Electric Hookah
(http://i834.photobucket.com/albums/zz267/LowThudd/IMGP0293_zps4a9c0490.jpg) (http://s834.photobucket.com/user/LowThudd/media/IMGP0293_zps4a9c0490.jpg.html)
dazed confused
Led Zeppelin
Iron Butterfly
Procal Harum
Celtic Frost
jingle bells
dingle balls
single bills
poor man
barter system
still poor
very angry
blood pressure
sky high
deep sigh
oh well
calm serenity
high anxiety
focused meditation
haphazard contemplation
random meanderings
unplanned wandering
usual condition ;D
situation normal
perspective depending
as always
beer o'clock [beer]
better idea? [evil]
Great plan
welcome back
Mister Kotter
Arnold Horshack
Happy Days
blissful daze
Comfortably Numb
acutely aware
time flies
lame fillies
very humid
tropical normality
zero doubt
never doubted
always correct?
Perpetually right
consistently accurate
particularly pedantic
Who farted?
you did . . ;D
smelt / dealt
fish roe
unwashed girlfriend
jersey gurl?
degenerating conversation
Degenerate conversion.
Converse Allstars
wall support
half pipe
hang five
you skate?
blue slate
California sunshine ;D
yesterday already
me too!!!
back in the 80's
engine mismanagement
throttle happy ;D
smokin' rubber
plenty torque
torque monster
banana split
miss RAT
plus one
eleventy billion
infinity squared
black holed
corn holed
held up
stuffed up
bugger it
buggy program
bogus directions
Bogus Journey
separate ways?
Bill & Ted's? (next movie?)
great adventure
unlisted debenture
unfitted denture
unfulfilled venture
The Ventures
Messer Chups
messer uppers
Popcorn Revenge
ballistic diarrhoea
gonorrhea statistic
fantastic cornucopia
Plastic Utopia
Uriah Heep
Edgar Winter
Pink Floyd
Wishbone Ash
spicy asian
Chicken sandwich
pulled pork
porky pullet
better place
says who
not me
me either
greener grass?
it seems
to be
or not
to be
Hamlet's soliloquy
Canada Day
Canada, eh?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq7w1sxDkx1qazp08o1_500.jpg)
Hockey, eh?
hosers , eh
All stoned
Thirty rock
dirty crock
charcoal briquette
smoked brisket
grilled T-bone
baked potatoe
Duke Tumatoe
duck l'Orange
code blue
Blue steel
Steely Dan
Blue Moon
Moon pie
garden salad
ANDY MURRAY
Ozzy Osbourne
Crazy Train
always is
Shoulda retired
not yet!!
I'm ready
getting ready
ready already
Stop already
alright already
race ready
(http://fivesgear.com/pics/Alfa-Romeo/87/a4/428_Alfa-Romeo-GTA-Junior_8.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/97/Eveready_Battery.jpg/800px-Eveready_Battery.jpg)
never ready
(http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/metaphors/watchedpot.png)
angry coffee
wasted time?
clock watching
paint drying
Water boiling
Government honesty
punctual drunk
happy hour
throat hurts . . . :-[
Me gusto
that's good . . .
office aversion
mind numbing
belly filling
Belly flopping
belly dancing
Belly buttoning
;D
belly piercing
belly up [drink]
jelly belly
mello jello
Mellow Yellow
jolly fellow [laugh] [laugh]
goony googooloo
truffle shuffle
shuffle butt
shuffle bored ;D
remote control
television clicker
could be
definitely is
not sure
hot cure
hot chick?
not sick
who is?
influenza infectees
stay away !!!!
NO TRESSPASSING!
keep out
swine snout
pulled pork
jerkin gherkin
dead thread ???
fiery phoenix!
sure bet
Indianapolis Colts
still hungover
not today
on Tuesday?
Right now!
feeling better?
better times
beer limes
fear rhymes
Busta Rhymes
Leann Rimes
Ving Rhames
Zombie Apocalypse
Walking Dead
pretty soon . . .
biter fodder
Asti Espumante
Dom Perignon
Henkell Trocken
Hacker Pschorr
turismo stradale
Coupé Superleggera
soggy afternoon
sunny evening
Mayweather/Canelo
Ali/Frazier
hate boxing
Sonny Liston
Rocky Marciano
Rocky Balboa
Roberto Duran
Queen Underwood
http://www.teamusa.org/Athletes/UN/Queen-Underwood (http://www.teamusa.org/Athletes/UN/Queen-Underwood)
Golden gloves
me hungry !!!
Jaeger Shnitzel
German food
HofBrau Oktoberfest
German beer [drink]
Das Beste !!!
Das wienerschnitzel
Das Boot
Yellow Submarine
green tangerine
Polythene Pam
Mr. Mustard
very hungry
comfort food
beef stew
lonely here...
you too?
dying thread
not today
make hay
bake clay
smoke cucumber
stoned pickle
completely pickled
delightfully drunk
[shot]
getting there
grocery getter
amazing hitter
grazing shitter
sheep herder
redneck pimp
hillbilly hipster
Seattle Amhole
greasy grungers
rump steak
pretentious fools
pompous jesters
scurrilous knaves
surreptitious Majordomo
tired sonofapregnant dog
fatigued fellow
dilapidated dude
decapitated doll
Headless ho.
Torso Barbie
Monster Forum
minister moratorium
sinister sanitarium
Malific sanitation
horrific conditions
terrific renditions
hyperbolic submissions
nocturnal emissions
sweet dreams 8)
not sweet
sticky sheets
back hurts
crack kills
could be
woulda shoulda
Willy Wonka
Tonka toys
Lincoln Logs
cold shower
cold shoulder
spaghetti carbonara
twisted noodles
flat noodles . . .
kit & kaboodle
Kibbles & Bits
chow hall
dining car
roadhouse bar
(http://beatnikhiway.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/1.jpg)
Rockers & Mods
Jocks & Heads
sporting dreads
firing guns
hiring nuns
singing squirrels
Howie's nightmare
soul sisters
shape shifters
street walkers
shit talkers
night stalkers
bike gawkers
lonely thread
no time
some time
face time
Eating time
time waits
for none
says who?
Rolling Stones
No moss
no mas
nom nom [drool]
quiet night
silent night
holy night
hate christmas
white christmas
no christmas
Cindy Lou
Who she?
littlest Who
only two
Theodor Geisel
feline accessories
fowl flattery
foul flatulence
bad manners?
mad hatters
bad batters
crap splatters
shit happens
crappy days
Wisdom teeth.
dentist's delight
very tired
ME TOO
had dinner
sunny day
solar eclipse
tired sleepy
mighty creepy
demented deeply
assembled cheaply
cemented neatly
got beer?
plenty here [drink]
send some !!!
cerveza siesta
wake up !!!
drinking Ommegang
orange tang
Astronaut juice
rocket fuel
Hot salsa
good job
excellent work!
football today
:) new year!
many resolutions
zany contributions
scandalous politicians
status quo
rob ford [evil]
Marion Barry
Crack Head
cracked head
head ache
take pills
better living
through chemistry
Timothy Leary
is dead
many pills
zany thrills
painfully tired
Niners win :)
miner's kin
Black Lung
chronic coughing
don't smoke.
I don't
crack kills
killer bees
bees knees
cat's pajamas
cat's meow
litter box
crap outside!
backyard logs
Kitty Roca
chocolate surprise ;D
Two Girls [evil]
one cup
[puke]
"C" Cup
America's Cup
Wealthy Elitists
upper class
caste system
no politics
forum rules
not easy [evil]
very tired
sleepy grinch
sleepy bastard
drowsy daddy
pooped pops
depleted dad
demented dude
drunken monkey
lost beer
space case
square case
round box
squeak box
walkie talkie
oakie doakie
Maui wowie
slim jim
Blue Hawaiian
White Russian
Green Card
black balled
Brown Derby
Texas Tea
Peachy dandy
Orange Julius
Cuba Libre
IZ_ Navel
cement mixer
old fashioned
fashion slave?
crashin' waves
makin' hay
horizontal mambo
country kibosh
krajana kielbasa
Fried fish
fish processing
[cheeky]
Alaskan salmon
langosto rico ;D
Broiled lobster
grilled oysters
Spanish choriso
Polish kielbasa
kielbasa Queen
queen bee
lucky drone
Amazon drone
Amazonian clone
Amazon queen
Shaka Zulu
chaka khan
Mullet era
[thumbsup]
Kentucky Waterfall
Joe Dirt
camero cut
pulling brodies
[thumbsup]
thumbs up
crumb cake
bum shake
Rump steak
dump break
york rake
beef steak
stomach ache
Dead Mammoth
live wire
Dead connection
dial up
slow connection
multi tasking
single tracking
fly solo
Aerial stunt
stunted areola
Arial stunts
Chop Suey
wounded duck
what happend?
broken bike?
fracked fowl?
mundane noodle
Stir Fried
stir crazy
dirt lazy
shirt paisley
Pants pleated
Plaid slacks
corduroy jacket
Seersucker suit
tweed blazer
tweaked blazer
Princess seams
tailored suit
sailor recruit
deck hand
farm stand
Arnhem Land
Mary river
bloody mary
lizzie borden
Mary Malcolm
Bonnie & Clyde
Bahama Mama
Mexican mamacita
Luscious lady
insatiable tigress
curvacious cougar
drooling hounds
Salivating teen
Latina temptress
Sultry seductress
pouting predator
burning desires
simmering souls
hot tamale
Chilly today
Chile Flight
Chilly Willy
Going commando
free balling
Balling chain
chain link
sausage link
missing link
Big Foot
Muck Foot
Birch root
stock route
fast track
smoke stack
plumbers crack
Tasmanian map ;D
directions unknown
course plotted
gps lost
compass found
captain cook
sextant overboard
oversexed assistant
assisted fun
sexy secretary
lucky you
actually, yes. ;D
love actually
position vacant ;D
gap filled
hole drilled
lumber milled
timber sawn
sheep shorn
cattle branded
battle bungled
bungled burglary
bugle blown
trumpet honed
stolen clarinet
Lost oboe
misplaced ophicleide
guitar gone
violin sold
swiped saxophone
trombone taken
Woodwind whirled
flute flirted
recorder recorded
band camp ;D
"One time,"
Insecure enemy
indecisive acquaintance
Procrastinator possibly
postponed indefinitely
Never was
Monster 1100
Pure Bliss
Driven snow ;D
hot sun
Thunder storm
dust storm
Storm Large
storm surge
batten hatches
check bilge
pump on
deploy drogue
destroy drone
Drone on
pointless perseverance
very hungry
grilled oysters
happy partner [evil]
happy life
chewy steak
rubbery calamari
real food
zero preservatives
Thera Flu
Fly through
Try Brew
frothy head
bad beer
warm beer [thumbsdown]
plain horrible
plane missing
very weird . . .
strange indeed
Always something
never nothing
triple positive
quadruple bipass
quitessential mix
basic mix
basic spirit
spirit mix?
Ginger ale
Tina Louise
Johnnie Walker
Luke Skywalker
Margherita pizza
Spaghetti pie
rigatoni & rye
rib eye
Pizza pie
very angry
pissed off
Situation normal
very hungry
very normal ;D
lately is
not tonight
work later
work now
poor diddums
Beers later ;D
Dirty dog ;)
cruddy canine
filthy mutt
grimy greyhound
nice dinner
dog steak?
Bout time ;)
home tomorrow :-)
stinky chickens [puke]
heavens no
What for?
opposite post ;D
horrible lunc
abbreviated word ;D
Awful lunkhead
not happy
Don't worry
fat lady?
Full flight ;D
Sadly yes
BBQ ribs!!
roasted porkloin
Long queue
Far queue
you queue ;D
preparing lunch
bit early!
for tomorrow . . .
well organized
full day
all day
that's right
shit's tight
dog fight
party night
Shopping centre [thumbsdown]
Hendricks Gin [drink]
breakfast eaten
nourishment consumed
energy replenished
commencing digestion
extracting nutrients
very tired
worn out
Not really
No sleep
Till Brooklyn
BeaSTIE Boys
awesome bunch
fun dysfunction
motley crew
Black Sabbath
Judas Priest
Deep Purple
select one
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Velvet Underground
Lou Reed (RIP)
Kurt Cobain
Jeff Buckley
Jimi Hendrix
John Bonham
Bon Scott
your avatar ;D
Marvin Gaye
Frank Zappa
Hot Tuna!
Drowning witch
screaming woman
screaming trees
Flame trees
tame bees
lame knees
ran today
walked today
me too
dog too
ate icecream
getting vegetables
not me . . .
Oriental salad
Chinese cabbage
bok choy
kung pao
Kung Fu
David Carradine
Little Grasshopper
Small bird
dark side
Darth Vader
death star
Star child
Star Man
Highway Star
Lone Star
music group
Philharmonic orchestra
cooking dinner
chasing snakes
not tonight
Yes today
I was
Brown snake?
green tree
ha ha
he he
Ho ho
They're coming
to take
Me away
body hurts
Miss you :'(
thank you :-[
sad sacks!
bad backs
cunning linguist
still hungry
shock horror
Rocky horror
theatrical performance
Drama queen
fun day
Eventful evening
relaxing weekend
really is
Shirty Sunday
cloudy sky
triple digits
Too hot
hgh humidity
high times
low presure
Cyclone warning
no wind
Freezing Cajones.
you wimp
protecting jewels
Sick, no
Sick o
Healthy yes
belfry mess
meaty lunch
sucker punch
punch drunk
skunk stunk
rain soaked
wet willie
soggy socks
sticky fingers
Aussie band
Midnight Oil
working hard
not really
makes two ;D
Large pot
hot soup
Hot pot
Crock pot
dutch oven
baked Alaska
fried spam
roasted loin
Close exhaust? ;D
hand hurts
New friend?
very funny
often true :-X
mostly confussed
sometimes fussy
often messy
Rarely classy
inherent necessity
Ubiquitous requirement
male prerequisite
just ick
how so?
the truth!
cant handle
Demi Moore ;D
fake bits
No problem
Some issues
for her
Her fur
fine fur
fake fur
bad hairpiece
nice rug
Needs hug
need money
work harder
Vanilla ice
Chocolate topping
ice magic
pot
kettle
Dead donkey
expired ass
dead ass
A Doornail
eating lunch
Never stops ^
having dinner
^ Eating machine
Massive metabolism?
Spicy Curry
shepard's pie
spinach pie
Olive oil.
Basil pesto
Arrabiata sauce
Eggs Benedict
Scrambled eggs
boilded eggs
More food
Have Alcohol
meso-tibial fracture
Recent crash?
that's correct
Recovery time?
quite long
Vacation time
not quite
servant girl?
need help
standard fare ;D
laying down
No sex :'(
Who says?
Not me!
no telling ;D
Much Yelling
morning glory ;D
Pine forest
play people
Clay figure
tomorrow people
Yesterday man
Mistery Van
Scooby snacks
me too
Carlos snacks
crave privacy
want company :-\
To cook
subtle hint
direct message
Implicit meaning
foot swollen
Smelly stollen?
feeling better
Uncle ernie
Madame Butterfly
Senor Frog's
Not comprehended
as usual
Fo Schizzle
peanut butter
Rabbit Udder
fish tail
Red Hook
die hard
Bruce Willis
The Intimidator
Maico 700
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=70226.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=70226.0)
Montesa trial
Hung Jury
circumstantial evidence
Jewish Judge
mafia paid
Horse head
pork butt
Lamb leg
lobster tail
crab leg
Calm fritters
Chinese dumplins
California rolls
Spring rolls
Winter stew
Shepperd's Pie
Shepherd's crook!
Hangman's Hill
Hamburger hill
Lamb chops
Marinated tofu
Chow Mein
Chop suey
fried fish
Pickled peppers
Braised pork
Sweet Gherkins
Albert Park
In mexico
Cochinito Pibil
blind deer
GOING CRAZY
Hombre loco
Not me
Stir crazy
shaken nuts
Vibration problem
mobilty issues
nobility misuse
misuse issues
Mrs Issues?
computer issue
fta fiengrs
not booting
Keyboard stroke
Wireless mouse
Rodent revival
technician called
Two Terrabyte?
smaller sized
256 ssd?
half tera
Bull Terrier!
Tiny Terror.
big appetite
Mucho hungry
must be
^^^Always Are
connector damaged
Stuffed plug
new laptop
Lighter wallet
sadly yes
Hefty taxes?
Missing parcel
not yet
Quick delivery
Always is
Fast turnaround
good service
Gashed knee!
resting now
just awake
lucky you
Beach view
Iron Maiden
Teenage dirtbag!
Koffin Kats
smelly socks
damn frogs
Walter Scott.
Ridley Scott
Walter White
Ducati Monster
Quiet clutch
Wise ass
Quick wit
still hungry
as expected
ate cereal
Had dinner
ate bacon
fresh oysters
Big night...
normal day
Happy Birthday
thank you
Most welcome!
eatimg steak
Not me.
had veggies
Crazy vegetarians!
missus cooked
Nice food?
Lovingly cooked
Spice blend
meat mix
Curried sausages!
steamed veges
liver steak
damaged liver
Liver transplant
Many beers
cloudy skies
Lentil pies
chickpea soup
Chicken coup
turkey roast
baked pumpkin
filled tomatoes
Baked potatoes
grilled shrimps
Grilled haloumi
fried liver
Bbq capsicum
Southern fried
never tried
Interesting taste
raining hard
Raining lightly ;D
heavy humidity
young ones
cheers mate [shot]
eating breakfast
missed friend
get him
if only...........
coulda woulda
beyond possible :-\
no way
dead
gone
time's up
tragic loss
Untimely demise
wonderful mind
make the beast with two backs cancer
Two words?
Exception granted
almost DIMBY
Lucky bugger
I'm back
Thanks Arnie
I'm back
the terminator
NO, hunger
your stomach
no doubt!
never doubted
never full
Not true
Require bib
drool mania
May Day (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th06tNTw9PE)
Memorial day
race weekend
Indy 500
Monaco granprix
Expensive parade
not today
much action
many dissapointments
Lewis winning
lucky douchebag
possible relocation
good thing?
quite possibly
good luck
muchas gracias
merci beaucoup
lazy day
productive morning
cooking breakfast
steak burrito
yes sir
Nein frau
no woman?
life story
:(
french toast
freedom toast
added rum
Rum runner
latter today
splatter tomorrow
Still missed.
three years
deaf Goldilocks
blind wolf
find bowl
fine bell
china cup
corian countertop
Korean coffeepot
French press
Le Monde
big blonde
marital obsecration
martial desecration
martian dissertation
old avatar
silver skinned
skinny sliver
mere morsel
tasty tidbit
confused Carlos
situation normal
salutary moral
solitary morsel
hungry bastard
Mr. Creosote
fetch bucket
for monsieur
throw up
up chuck
Check up
annual examination
anal extrapolation
aural attenuation
average expectations
epic conflagrations
explosive expectorations
projectile vomiting
ballistic spittoon
altruistic buffoon
intrinsic bullshit
meteorological balloon
mythical goons
ethical loons
satirical tunes
satanical crooners
satellite tuners
tunning satellites
Plymouth mechanic
general mechanic
panic merchant
strategic thinker
stratospheric stinker
indicative blinker
myopic winker?
stardust sprinkler
departed friend
great man
loss lamented
rainy afternoon
post-meridian precipitation
(technically 3 but it fit so well)
posting fail
rules shmules
Buells' Mules
Missing this.
It's back
amen brother
scattered showers
double poster
against rules?
Referee's Huddle
Personal foul
New Pipes
New player
No limit
steady rain
sunny here
nobody cares
me hungry
Base ball.
Ball buster
lazy Saturday
Good plan
Plan nine
Nine Tails
Nine Hammers
Hammer toe
Go Blue!
Blue Bayou
Red Rum
Aged Rum?
aged beef
pork chops
Apple sauce.
Mint jelly
roast lamb
Lamb chops
Chop Suey
Suey sauce
Special sauce
Big Mac
Mac Daddy
Dad jokes
Ragu Bolognese
Happy Halloween!
Caramel apples
pissed off
High Winds
Heavy rain
Power out
thin lizzy
welcome stranger
Stewart Granger
Airplane hanger
Aeroplane hangar...
Tomatoe Tomahto
Idaho potato
french fries
parisian pyromaniac
Rat's protege
fresh poutine
No sleep
Last night
me too
wonder why
universal mystery
Desert X (https://www.advpulse.com/adv-news/ducati-reveals-new-details-about-its-desert-x-adv-bike-concept/)
X Men
Epstein didn't
busy December
Quote from: herm on November 03, 2019, 04:56:41 AM
Desert X (https://www.advpulse.com/adv-news/ducati-reveals-new-details-about-its-desert-x-adv-bike-concept/)
8)
why bother
wry brother
dry bitters
fry critters
fried bananas
Banana bread
Banana Republic
Banana Rams
bread puddin
broad puddle
puddle jumper
pedal journey
Cycling Tuscany
a sublet
guest room
a cot?
rain coat
taco shell
bean bomb
bean bag
need beano
need sleep
Need wine
Cambozola cheese
Nacho cheese
;D
Nacho Libre
Cheese Wiz
inedible comestible
old English
Michael Caine
Caine Mutiny
Mutiny island
Fantasy Island
Island fantasia
Gilligan's Island
Pitcairn islands
Phillip Island
Island Hopper
Seaplane travels
puddle jumper
parental joyousness
prenatal anxiousness
Peter Pan
Desperate Dan
Happy Friday!
Despicable Dick
Donald Duck
Different Dialogue
Vodka tonic
Cuba Libre
Mama Mia
mammalian protuberances
Joe's Garage
rainy day
demisemiquavers
hectic ode
lunatic fringe
idiotic pigtail
jumper wire
electric kangaroo
eclectic wallaby
poetic possum
problematic people
shrug off
Snowing now.... :P
cold front
blue tits
brass balls
neutered monkey
make the beast with two backsin Cold!
:P
girly man
liter bug
slimy slug
grimy plug
grungy pug
gringo pig
The Stig
Unknown Man
Green Lantern
burning man
The Hulk
incredible bulk
mister incredible
Mister Softee
Mister Rogers
purple pedophile
Captain Kangaroo
kangaroo court
blind justice
officer Obie
Alice's Restaurant
litter bug
Whitehall street
Traffic Court
road rage
burning sage
Minimum wage
retirement age
penultimate page
Every day
Any Sunday
anise sundae
sunny side
honey hide
hurry hide
reckless ride
reckless abandon
wanton recklessness
Wonton wrappers
wrapped tightly
napped nightly
nappy nightie
overly informative
overtly hostile
youth hostel
hostile youth
hostile environment
worthwhile experiment
worthless excrement
cement shoes
Jimmy Hoffa
Fifth Amendment
tight lipped
witness flipped
justice whipped
whipped cream
whipping post
killing floor
corner store
Nately's whore
never more
healing sore
stealing ore
chicken cacciatore
Turkey galore
wild boar
gimme more
finishing shift
post before
post whores
boring posts
sliced bread
best thing
pork chops
mutton chops
mashed potatoes
chopped liver
buttered onions
voracious appeal
bodacious tatas
subcontinental trucks
intercontinental missiles
incontinent Messrs
wear depends
old make the beast with two backss
colostomy bag
happens sometimes
street mimes
Rat smiles
spaghetti pie
laughs hysterically
rants often
acerbic observations
northern lights
southern flights
flighty sovereign
feisty ruler
yard stick
flag pole
rabbit hole
filthy mole
cereal bowl
serial troll
cornbread casserole
breakfast casserole
breakfast buritto
Maria's Empanadas
don't care
care package
unwanted junk
unparalleled dunk
parallel trunk
ambidextrous Proboscidea
ambivalent proprioception
sixth sense
boring webex
chat group
group therapy
band practice
need more
growing contentment
growing hostility
increased mobility
mortal inevitability
inevitable mortality
quick turnaround
fast roundabout
speedy circuit
rapid circumnavigation
expeditious mohel
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
funny mothermake the beast with two backser
dirty mouth
Honest Truth
infrequent poster!
shutup whippersnapper
snapping whippet
snapping turtle
turtle neck
turtle wax
waxed cotton
Wax estatic
wax coquettes
wax off
wack off
rack off :P
crack up
up crack
sounds dirty
Sounds good
balloon knot
balloon payment
baboons lament
Rangoon development
Crab Rangoon
Crab Bombs
https://www.jerrysseafood.com (https://www.jerrysseafood.com) yeah I know I'm breaking the rules but too good not to share
Quote from: Stella on December 15, 2019, 11:20:56 AM
Crab Bombs
https://www.jerrysseafood.com (https://www.jerrysseafood.com) yeah I know I'm breaking the rules but too good not to share
What rules?
Two words
Ban her
flagrant abuse
fragrant outhouse
Scented chalet
perennial optimist
Snow coming
:P
salt came
salted game
salted chocolate
salted mine
no more
sentence served
retirement deserved
Graduation vacation
preparing dinner
perpetual eating
well fed
cycling workouts
need calories
perpetual eating
sometimes sleeping
usually eating
sometimes working
Endlessly waiting
anxiously waiting
tap tap
"Snow Squall"
Many crashes
Stupid drivers
solo conversation
more accidents...
... not 'accidents'
distracted drivers
Vision Zero
no progress
no egress
pony express
phony espresso
Turkish prison
Marrakesh Express
gin joint
opium den
Casablanca piano
african queen
Ulanga River
Antelope Freeway
mountain pass
Moto Guzzi ;D
perky jugs
jerky pugs
silly pups
Silly Putty
slimy potty
potty mouth
slimy critters
breakfast time
let's go
mo jo
heave ho
mo hoes
mo hawks
no forks
fork that
forked tongue
high places
highly placed
lowly regarded
slowly regurgitated
vacuous swill
viscous soup
wobbly parts
loud farts
surreptitiously darts...
stinky shorts
projection aborts
wet ones
New bike
adventures galore
no resolutions
only solutions
seven percent
Sherlock Fix
Dr. Who
overcast skies
not unusual
release me
let go
run free
run down
More snow
More surf
More over
more cowbell
Moscow rebel
Moscow Mule
copper cup
Bottoms Up
bell bottoms
boot legs
Peg leg
Captain Hook
Peter Pan
Snow removal
salt blizzard
Running water
falling water
long time
No time
any time
Long time
no repeats
So sorry
no problem
Thank you
drenched ewe
very concerned
No worries
Must worry
stay calm
animals dying
so sorry
Down Under
Mother Nature
Father time
shabby robe
Good morning
Yo yo
cello master
jello blaster
master blaster
msster debator
political asylum
Nurse Rachett
Juicy Fruit
Chief Bromden
Officer Obie
Barney Fife
Gomer Pyle
Aunt Bea
Uncle Fester
Morticia Addams
Eddie Munster
Ellie May
Fred Flinstone
Betty Rubble
judy jetson
Captain Kirk
Flash Gordon
Captain America
Power Ranger
Ninja Turtle
Scooby Doo
Bush Kangaroo
Clutch Cargo
Johnny Quest
Adam West
Tom Baker
Doctor Who
perfect doctor
docile proctor
crocodile protector
alligator litigator
slimy lawyer
self-explanatory statement
rule stretching
Indiana Jones
telephone booth
cell tower
two cellos
99 luftballoons
shoe phone
telefono zapato
banana phone
flip phone
phone booth
Damn it
beaver dam
beaver creek
beaver tail
Chain saw
orbital sander
Runway sander
crazy train
Ozzy Osbourne
bat shit
ted nugent
teddy bear
Wango Tango
Lucky luke
Juicy Lucy
Pulled Pork
Spanked monkey
rampant innuendo
Climate fringe
Fringe Benefit
medical benefits
Modern Chemistry
better living
shattered dreams
epson salt
Ice & Ibu
Legs hurt
Pain killer
Judas priest
Stained Class
Black Sabbath
country rock
AC/DC
Real Rock
Thin Lizzy
thin mints
Juicy Lucy
Juicy Fruit
Bubble gum
boy band
athletic supporter
That's funny!
everybody funny
me funny?
who funny?
ML funny
Morning running
Please no
Hell yeah
well maybe
Running Paint
Clean brush
rattle can
prattle on
Mumble Jumble
Fiearce love
wanton love
sacred love
turtle dove
Doves cry
The sign
stop ahead
Purple rain
Prince Valium
Princess Vespa
Lone Starr
Lone Ranger
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Sandra Dee
General lee
lee way
leeward side
Side Wind
uphill sprint
iron maiden
Steely Dan
steel pan
Peter Pan
pan prepared
cast iron
All-Clad
Smithey Ironware
Revere Ware
crock pot
Instant Pot
pot roast
Potted Possum
planted pot
Cannabis sativa
Mary Jane
Norma Jeane
Clark kent
Daily Planet
Spider Man
Aqua man
wonder woman
Wonder Bread
Peanut Butter
and jelly
jelly belly
belly laugh
belly flop
Flop House
Frat House
hot house
Finish sauna
cold dip
Cold sip
cold brew
Mountain dew
California Cooler
Chicago Typewriter
laser printer
dot matrix
Carpe diem
Costa Rica
costa what?
Mucho dineros
Daddy Warbucks
not me
Hakuna matata
I wish
Lucky luke
86° warmer!
High pressure
pressure cooker
cooking CEO's [evil]
good idea ;D
bright spark
spark plug
glow plug
plug fuse
Fused Glass
glass ceiling
ceiling tile
neighbourly foreigner
Welcomed Guest
Spring Soon!
spring forward
Audi Quattro
Desmo Quattro
Pikes peak
river pike
Reet petite
Gonna Meet
red beet
lefty defeat
left foot
and mouth
Club Foot
smashed foot
Right foot
third metre
nine yards
Führer testicle
No less
too much
tumultuous applause
Exuberant bow
exfoliated brow
extrapolated numbers
extortionate minibars
hotel minibars [shot]
hilarious minicars
make the beast with two backsing funny
bilious bunny
Bugs bunny
rabbit eradicating
Elmer Fudd
very funny
outdoor dunny
cold fanny
Heated seats
ironed pleats
Homemade eats
Doggie treats
Treated wood
wooden treats
Just Wood
crusty food
Krusty clown
herschel krustofsky
changed it
matt, groaning
Spirits Rising
self medicating
spirits disappearing
demeanor mellowing
going crazy
short drive
;D
Drive Thru
instant service
Postponed regrets
delayed RSVPs
make the beast with two backsing snow!
really sucks
none here ;D
windy spring
sunny confinement
liquid refinement
oil refinery
grain distillary
pot dispensary
snot propensity
Snot rocket
Farmer Blow
just yuck
fast buck
Cheap trick
Dream Police
Midnight toker
munchie smoker
sausage consumer
Roughage nibbler
paper scribbler
Beer Dribbler
cocktail juggler
alcohol abuse
adulterated nonsense
another shot
missed again
do over
do under
down under
up over
In out
over under
superman's jocks
sideways down
layaway now
Screamin Deal
spectacular appeal
for sale
four sails
sour snails
bitter birds
crazy train
hazy brain
purple haze
raspberry beret
Led Zeppelin
tasty zeppole
hasty poll
pricey toll
smoky coal
smudge pot
iced lemons
completely unrelated
that's fine
Distant Cousins
Uncle Ernie
differing opinions
point missed [bang] [laugh]
most likely
never doubt ;)
often incorrect
well said ;D
truth hurts
teflon coated
polytetrafluoroethylene overlay
big words
thin layer
gold plated
valuable veneer
dental appliance
rubber dam
head gear
gear head
Flux capacitor
Dilithium Crystals
Light Speed
stainless steel
gullwing doored
absolutely floored
corruptly abhorred
ineffective guidelines
stupid rules
law ass
dumb ass
smart rodent
Educated Ermine
Deputy Dawg
Yogi Bear
Huckleberry Hound
Mr. Peabody
Rocky Squirrel
Scooby Doo
tanked economy
eventually upward
Allways Foreward
two steps
Spring Forward
durch Technik
English required ;D
oil consumption
fluid absorption
liquid consuption
hydro utilization
fooking virus >:(
social distancing
school dance
metre apart
traffic less
part ways
so long
glass bong
brass gong
go long
long dong :P
king kong
monkey business
started it
bad sports
sore losers
bad winners
egotistical grinners
ecumenical sinners
hypocritical faithful
hypercritical friends
loveable Enemies
Wheelie Tired
new poster
old photos
adolescent medium
family album
closetal skeletons
Coffee's ready
French press
Francophonic journal
Bathroom Reading
Cycle World
Cycle News
life cycle
bored panda
amber nectar
charcoal filtered
two dozen
twenty four
baker's dosen
eight liters
small bottles
fooking colleagues
people dying
penelope pitstop
Compact Pussycat
bad business
dirty work
rarely successful
surely regretful
true words
Really Pissed
zero litres?
locked down
gonna explode
still working
that's good
DMF Therapy
loony bin
funny farm
exhibit shifted
shift selecter
swing shift
graveyard shift
shift mindset
gear shift
sheer gift
omnipotent grifter
universal grafter
perpetual gardener
perennial plant
annual weeds
need weed
got some?
got milk
got bourbon
John Gotti
Hot Toddy
Hot tamale
Delta Blues
Blue Crabs
Blue Hawaiian
Blue Lagoon
blue heron
red centre
very rare
perfect steak
Stake out
high stakes
High rollers
holy rollers
ceramic bearings
feeling wonky
boys wanking
private events
Ya think?
very proper
properly private
private investigator
weird episode
passing through
past tense
been there
done that
messed around
having fun
funny business
clown cars
office clowns
Ass Hats
hands down
so many
too many
how many
eleventy billion
a bunch
Abundance Of
lack of
toilet paper
paper towels
got enough
got shower
not caring
didn't matter
hygiene optional
clothes too
unwanted visual
enter sandman
Good Sleep
barely sleep
rarely peels
couch potatoe
potato bugs
extra protein
whey protein
no, cheese
goat cheese
Cottage Cheese
buffala mozarella
nacho cheese
blue cheese
mascarpone sauce
eggs atop?
Brioche bun
everybody Carlos?
everybody wangchung?
The band?
Driving Dixie
dixie cups
solo cups
enemy's blood
blood orange
clockwork orange
navel orange
Pulp Fiction
excellent movie
top ten
big top
tea pee
lean to
Pup tent
dog kennel
wire enclosure
chicken house
chicken ranch
chicken wings
Peking Duck
molten lava
melting ice
running water
advancing glacier
disappearing glacier
magic act
climate change
Earth Evolution
human demise
planet survives
species thrive
thriving nature
bees buzzing
People cuzzin
spectacular species
doomed species
exhumed faeces
dug shit
dung beetle
poop patrol
toad patrol
frog police
Ninja Turtles
too tired
favorite kind
Fresh Strawberries
Almond Cake
Heavy Cream
Home Made
Thread Hogging
ban yourself
politically correct
board rules
no politics
Fresh air
Fresh Garbage
compost ingredients
Lots of those
another ban
covid crazy
Normally Crazy
not me
me neither
either or
maybe you?
Start over
another recommencement
fresh start
dead start
mirror finish
brushed metal
patina brass
iron oxide
bauxite mine
mine shaft
mein kampf
English damnit
englisch verdammt
more languages
native tongue
Tongue Twisters
Tongue tied
no words
wordless wonder
mimes acting
sound off
read lips
closed captions
scrolling words
prohibition lifted
free crazlo
feed Crazlo
major calories
Mission Impossible
many sequels
Godzilla Movie
Monster Mash
Living Dead
actual zombies
are we?
quite possibly
Umbrella Corporation
unfamiliar reference
Resident Evil
bad tennant
not vacant
somewhat engaged
part timer
tart primer
duc painter?
DIL LIGAF
hand grenade
pulled pin
tit pincher
tittie twister
whiskey drinking
regular occurrence
normal behaviour
you betcha
good then
time gap
late again
time continuum
prove it
get drunk
fall down
parallel floor
lower level
basement parking
subterranean garage
possible flooding
vapor barrier
Liquid Damages
acid corrosion
etched metal
artificial patina
fashion trend
passing trivia
trivial pursuit
trivia quiz
game show
board game
super lame
not drinking
why not?
taking meds
so sorry
not medicating ;D [drink]
self prescribed [beer]
willingly imbibed
self medicating [shot]
Injections needed
cocktail hour
always is
constant drinking
perpetual hydration
eventual hangover
postponed indefinitely
pleasure postponed
slowly recovering
bounced back
rebounded quickly
professional response
amateur assumptions
guess work
scientific research
educated guess
best case
perspective view
opinionated comment
comment perspective
prejudiced observation
myopic outlook
sardonic musings
sarcastic optimism
Satanic thoughts
Dark thougths
Salman Rushdie
good book
Jeepers Creepers
those peepers
Jalapeno Poppers
Texas Twinkies
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Me want [drool]
Witchetty grub
appearances deceive
they can
always will
you're wrong
says who?
say's me
usurped authority
not yet
wrong then?
don't question
need to
question authority
always do
good job
disobedient fellas
good fellas
gangster movie
Cowboys movies
spaghetti westerns
spaghetti carbonara
Spaghetti Monster
Serengeti wildebeest
American Bison
Yukon yoke
Alaskan Yeti
Kamchatkan Ursidae
Nile Crocodile
Magilla Gorilla
Bugs Bunny
later gator
Canis lupus
speaking tongues
Babylon Tower
the leaner?
wrong one
fell down
Thin Lizzy
Tin Lizzie
monochromatic choice
melodramatic emotion
tear jerker
ripped masterbater
White Lines
no overtaking
who said
road markings
lunatic fringe
crazy haircut
what haircut
not required
beard trim
mired brat
Grilled brat
roasted loin
roarest lion
digital marker
funniest foreigner
flatulent forager
barking spider
spider farts
jumping beans
DIMBY beans
bean expulsion
refried beans
twice cooked
oven baked
campfire propelled
fire extinguished
bean overdose
bean shower
raining beans
lentil soup
vegetarian meal
Caesar salad
contains anchovy
salty fish
varied acceptance
demand expulsion
command explosion
controlled demolition
party crasher
empty keg
bad guest
host's opinion
hostile host
hostel hosed
brothel closed
Dreaded office
home office
gnome's orrifice
Tiny opening
frog joke
shrimp wings
gnat's flappers
Betty Boop
potty poop
Squatty Potty
Chief Commander
keyboard commando
piss taker
sod off
turf removal
sod farming
sound farming
noise polution
hip hop
hard rock
great music
ear plugs
Pink Floyd
comfortably numb
glass house
throw stones
first stone
one fist
raised fist
first aider
fist raider
foist opinions
relax position
nap time
no napping
pine apple
pine tree
pine cone
non sense :-*
sea sore
bite me
over chewer
baby food
previously masticated
toothless wonder
bottomless pit
deep abyss
deep water
shit creek
Thames river?
south England
northern michigan
Upper Peninsula
no trolls
under bridges
Sunday britches
best pants
guest rants
Great Aunts
Sargent York...[long story] ;D
epic tale
Fairy tale
fiction writing
money making
dumb thread
still participating
lousy choice
chosen cheese
smoked gouda
grilled kielbasa
Wisconsin lunch
Yon Yonson
from Wisconsin
lumber worker
Paul Bunyan
cerulean bovine
pink pachyderm
mauve mastodon
sauve sophisticrat
smooth operator
Rico Suave
savior cue
cue stick
pool table
buffet table
always good
sometimes bad
for who?
you decide
not me
arbitrary decision
tedious banter
is dull
lacking lustre
lustrous rejuvenation
shiny resurrection
flat oblivion
sweet oblivion
oblivious sweetness
unexpected deliciousness
unexpected sweetness
conflating posts
lazy mind
busy mime
cloudy weather
Texas humidity
Panama rain
Panama hat
Panama Red
good quality
burn one
two tokes
medicated mind
good mojo
feeling fine
not necessarilly
but desireable
at times
occasionally occuring
always obscuring
abject obfuscatiousness
object darkening
rude awakening
shit bed?
untrustworthy fart
digestive affectations
dodgy degustation
unknown origins?
evolutionary theory
Darwin's folly
cheeky chuck
natural selection
chucki cheese
Little Ceasar's
diminutive dictator
good pie
are squared
no leftovers
all round
triangle cut
squaw hippopotamus
good joke
cheesy tale
hippo tail
curly fries
boiled sausage
grilled sausage
grilled cheese
pilloried sneeze
pillaging pilgrims
destructive divas
divergent personalities
deviant artist
mad scientist
fashion icon
Emperor's clothes
finest silk
stark naked
raving mad
no clothes
treacherous talk
silky innocence
silhouetted beauties
shadow chaser
honda pursuit
Geo tracker
Edsel ranger
AMC Pacer
Buick Wildcat
Crosley Hotshot
Olds Runabout
geriatric shuffle
pickle ball
shuffleboard team
old people
rap battles
old skool
geriatric college
geometric collage
geothermal garbage
hydrogen sulphide
ammonium chloride
nature's farts
noxious gas
obvious sag
tummy tuck
elective surgery
selective perjury
occasional lies
perpetual flies
Australian summer
polar vortex
frigid temperatures
high humidity
aneroid barometer
weather predictor
meteorological scientist
historically inaccurate
arthritic joint
ibuprofen prescribed
Antelope Freeway
Quote from: ducpainter on June 13, 2020, 01:37:35 PM
Antelope Freeway
[laugh]
Kangaroo Flat (I don't make these things up)
A-dog-will-lick-his-butt-but-won't-eat-a-pickle Road
(ok maybe that's a stretch for two words but it's a road in CO for reals)
Quote from: Stella on June 13, 2020, 04:31:52 PM
A-dog-will-lick-his-butt-but-won't-eat-a-pickle Road
(ok maybe that's a stretch for two words but it's a road in CO for reals)
Too many
Ban thread
not necessary
Au contraire
already adjudicated
fair trial
hung jury
boxed dozen
glazed rings
food obsessed
insatiable appetite
no leftovers
Carlos appeared?
Crazlo lives
appeared alive
double post [roll]
don't think
don't tempt ;D
don't doubt
always say
sallies away
profanities overheard
stop ease-dropping
they shouted
quiet down
got tired
Michelin rubber
all season
run flats
climb hills
fish ladder
stair stepper
sitar strummer
stellar star
changing names
reindeer games
Event Horizon
gravitational redshift
perhaps blueshift
maybe bullshit
colorful poop
fearful scoop
catnip provoked?
litter box
roof leak
faulty shingles
shitty flashing
flamboyant defecating
monkey business
gorilla warfare
violent primates
rowdy monkeys
silly simians
slowly simmering
basting baboons
baboons sauteing
fleeing baboons
poop flingers
hipopotamus tail
Seven Plagues....
Seven Seas
ocean eleven
loose bullet
unchambered round
square dance
happenin' hootenanny
dirty dancing
bad movie
fun flick
boring film
mindless escape
mentally unstable
stable genius
equus barn
single malt
vodka martinis
black russian
Moscow Mule
Helsinki hedgehog
Oslo otter
Kalgoorlie kangaroo
Punxsutawney Phil
on repeat
Mad Max
crazy horse
Cherry Creek
Strawberry Hill
Strawberry Fields
Sally Fields
Flying Nun
airborne habit
good one
thank you
aeronautical abbess
mythological wizard
meteorological blizzard
space snow
pace slow
almost crawling
Black Pearl
rare jewel
very expensive
cheap trinket
costume jewelry
tasteless bling
shameless fling
unhidden affair
constant constipation
more fiber
better hydration
laxative next
Pedal harder
coast downhill
good idea
need effort
hydraulic ram
more power
terrible strain
torrid rain
eroding riverbanks
chnging boundaries
shifting sands
sandy air
slippery slope
wet road
black ice
slippery tarmac
Wise Carnac
Hello Johnny!
the shining
Stanley Hotel
going out
stay safe
conversation prohibited
but why?
thread already
bobbin empty
threadless spool
emperors clothes
naked Nero
wearing zero
ruffled feathers?
unkempt plume
molting chicken
fried chicken
dried lichen
cried wolfen
screamed foul
strangled fowl
twisted neck
dead chicken
dixie chicken
just chicken
lonesome rooster
lonely cock
blistered hands
apply salve
blessed relief
blind belief
murky faith
filthy murk
closing mouth... ;D
wry smirk
wary grin
rye gin
old tom
moldy tomatoes
green eggs
rotten tomatoes
musty ragu
yuky marinara
failing concrete
improper finishing
continuity matters
constantly splatters
persistent squatters
crankiness matters
grumpy platters
geriatric grumblers
old make the beast with two backsers
octogenarian sex
oxymoronical hex
nut driver
trusty spanner
rusty pannier
matar paneer
Indian food
Channeling Carlos
Panama canal
Zone control
bone patrol
skeletal reconnaissance
bone searchers
calcium seekers
supplemental nutrients
elemental minerals
eat rocks
tasty gizzard
pasty liver
hurting liver
hurtling river
cripple creek
ripple brook
Ripple Red
seeing red
purple patch
purple haze
hazy days
sparse recollections
scattered remembrance
vague notion
distant memory
brain fog
brain fade
never there
brain fart
feign smart
pretend intelligence
IZ_ logic
random thoughts
day dreams
morning mournings
hung over
questionable choices
controversial option
anecdotal evidence
alleged story
fake news
dubious reporting
reliable sources
whistle blowers
witness protection
witless ejection
nitwit rejection
twatwaffle convention
twatulence gathering
kerfluffle seminar
wasted semester
useless sequester
ineffective requester
afternoon siesta
lazy days
sleepless nights
night light
light night
dawn patrol
early morning
eerie dawning
early drowning
late rescue
nine lives
seven seas
five oceans
multiple waters
desert mirage
false oases
wrong vases
smiling faces
flying aces
running free
born wild
the trooper
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Blind Faith
flat earth
round orb
red planet
blue moon
Waterloo Sunset
tequila sunrise
bread pudding
french toast
good idea
spaghetti vongole
spaghetti pie
tainted mutton
tinted leather
tanned hide
spotted cow
tan lines
tram lines
ramp signs
blue signs
Sign language
silent speech
blind vision
pinball wizard
can't hear
supple wrist
digit counters
journal joyrider
desk jockey
shovel leaner
empty shovel
sword slinger
knife thrower
target practice
shooting pumpkins
poor pumpkins :'(
sad vegan
happy piggy
wallowing sows
farrowing pigs
parrying figs
carrying twigs
bearing firewood
naked flame
oil lamp
Iraq war
burning wells
significant flaming
pyroclastic flow
pyromaniacle glow
pyromellitic acid
psychedelic experiences
purple haze
hazy phase
psychotropic trip
Magic Bus
carpet ride
Kiddie Bus
looney bin
crazy train
political asylum
mental hospital
thorough pissed
well watered
drip irrigation
soaker hose
boom sprayer
water canon
Hydroponic agriculture
fish farm
fornicating salmon
forthcoming roe
fishes make the beast with two backs
springing goats
leaping lemurs
flying penguins
unlikely scenario
random occurrence
impossible dream
to dream
unbeatable foe
pummeled pal
pounded pud...
[lord I'm sorry...I have no filter. ;D]
lazy bastard
suit resident
empty suit
stuffed shirt
torn pants
frayed shirts
Fray Bentos
United Foods
Uruguayan city
Monty Python
Flying Circus
fried shorts
wet thsirts
fried shrots
bad weather
inapropriate clothing
wardrobe malfunction
clothing optional
naked display
nude array
uninhibited display
live nudes
abrupt rudes
cheeky interludes
red cheeks
checkered flag
final lap
alfin pail
bucket list
beer keg
popular bloke
prominent scientist
science guy
absent minded
forgetful guy
who is?
many are
referrer error
referee wrong
instant replay
moment relived
unnecessary reminder
perfect recall
NHTSA letter
red tape
full bureaucracy
cumbersome machinery
useless suits
pointless boots
soleless shoes
mister jackson
warp drive
carp dive
carpe diem
smoked carp
wasted smoke
just wasted
waste not
smoking beads
fire balls
roasting chestnuts
burning bra
got marshmellows
sweetened bellows
udderly silly
good mammaries
silicone enhanced
bouncing boobies
flouncing floozies
Loosy Suzy
infrequently choosy
often cheesy
always easy
certainly sleazy
perfect stranger
anonymous caller
typically spam
time shares
quantum physics
dark matter
dark monster
wacky Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday [beer]
Tourist Trophy [Dolph]
bike available
thank you!
gracious gesture
goes around
comes back
boomerang outing
aborigine skill
ancient wisdom
Druid knowledge
Celtic wisdom
nationality noun
rationality none
viking gods
skijoring dogs
hot dogs
hush puppies
silent lambs
vociferous monkeys
started it
RAT 900
ten four
undeniable plausibility
true lies
false truths
alternative facts
warped ideas
Rat's ikeas
Castle Rodentia
roach motel
flea circus
funky bassist
Cantina Band
blaming monkeys
damn monkeys!
....started it
Finish line
Danish underscore
Scottish undergarments
allegedly nonexistent
emperors clothes
transparent deception
royalty flashing
toga party
Greek orgy
Parthenon pranks
arena antics
John McEnroe
Ozzy Osbourne
Pete Townshend
Who knew
Keith Moon
my generation
Pinball Wizard
Meher Baba
Baba O'Riley
War Pigs
peace doves
Iron Man
steely knife
metallic blade
carbon steel
guns germs
Forged alloys
fickle allies
freckled friends
sun exposure
spray tan
spray tar
waterproofing material
neoprene suit
polypropylene flute
plastic ute
metallic past
originally ore
bronze age
copper toned
flabby tin
cheap alloy
inexpensive iridium
plentiful unobtainian
abundant metals
finest chinesium
pliable alloy
tensile strength
festivus feats
foolish make the beast with two backsing
make the beast with two backsing foolish
unsurprising make the beast with two backswits
general population
common sense [laugh]
what's that?
seriously lacking
non existent
rarely exhibited
likely exhausted
nap time
map tine
tin mine
tame nip
cat nip
nip slip
slipping nickers
flipping knickers
missing someone
got lost
J. Geils
Boston band
Love Stinks
My Sharona
shy Ramona
visiting Samoa
South Pacific
geographically specific
metaphorically vague
demographically vogue
democratically rogue
hypothetically wild
potentially mild
possibly bland
preferably banned
possibly evicted
ejection predicted
notice filed
writ recorded
marshal next
disposition vexed
forceful removal
desirable outcome
happy ending
sensual massage
tense moments
nervous decisions
all in
boldly go
uncharted territory
terra incognita
Terre Haute
ugly Indiana
Italian cruiser
Argentine warship
battle tested?
sadly sunk
artificial reef
reefer madness
legalize it
new economy
agricultural business
tax revenue
bolstered coffers
satisfied customers.
8)
dirty martini
satan berries
Evil olives
mountain oysters
actually tasty
did try
buckhorn exchange?
don't remember
never had
chicken taste
grilled breasts
roast thighs
fried hearts
grilled giblets
Bahama Mamma
continuity absent
random interjections
haphazard exclamation
erratic commentary
unpredictable verbiage
verbal combinations
linguistic intonations
cunning linguist
Perfect Strangers
Deep Purple
dumb people
worse, sheeple
skeptic maybe?
septic rabies
epileptic babies
[I have one...so go make the beast with two backs yourselves.]
Uh, ok
Hero parents
devoted humans
righteous adults
caring parents
wholesome people
compassionate folk
polycarbonate yoke
polly jokes
listener chokes ;D
stuck pit
follows how?
Heimlich Maneuver
Back Blows
unmake the beast with two backsing believable
something's wrong
everything's right
you say
I mime
ore mine
grape vine
thin line
red line?
maximum speed
end velocity
velocity formula
Formula One
tedious procession
boring motorcade
NASCAR better?
endurance racing
complete disconnect
enables relaxation
inflates vexation
lacks annoyance
even tempered
hot headed
agitated person
cogitated perspective
reflective thinker
selective drinker
elective tinkerer
Effective inventor(er)
optional spelling
pick one
axe several
genetic selection
genetic engineering
eclectic imagining
electric imaging
magnetic resonance
tinfoil hat
conspiracy cap
true lies
alternate facts
fact checker
Chubby Checker
Checker Cab
Yellow Cab
yellow peril
persimmon danger
merciful stranger
Good Samaritan
Syrian walkabout
Walkabout movie
roundabout drifting
tyre shredding
shredded pork
pulled brisket
channeling Carlos
fud good
much rain
abundant forests
wildlife havens
devastating wildfires
not good
flaming terrible
torched towns
urban decay
ghost city
haunted house
creepy domicile
stanley hotel
here's Johnny
not Anthony?
only Tony
Tony Roma?
lonely coma
homely chroma
Swedish kronor
Swiss Franc
Ballpark Franks
stadium fare
state fair
condition reasonable
sanity situation
crazy people
situation normal
false reality
negative perception
positive negation
absolute falsehood
true lies
fabricated truths
corrugated roofs
Ruffles Original
wavy metal
onduline asphalt
washboard road
bumpity bump
pot holes
New York
old pork
gold fork
silver spoon
plastic spork
drastic talk
bodacious squawkers
squawk box
flight transponder
fight reporter
blight exporter
misery leaves
masterly thieves
dastardly bees
freagging irresponsibles
dastardly deeds
indispensable thneeds
silly purchase
impulsive spending
imperious marketing
devious manners
rude people
nude people!
colony dwellers
blood brothers
urban brawlers
cave dwellers
wine cellars
tornado shelters
potato pelters
tomato tossers
marshmallow maulers
squirrel squishers
nut suckers
tea bag
feed sack
nose bag
bites tongue
world first
probably true
true lies
alternative facts
bogus claims
horse manure
Glue gun
hot stuff
stuffs hot
thermal protection
good insulation
Owens Corning
goose down
moose gown
bombers jacket
winter parka
snow suit
ugg boots
sheep shoes
winter woolies
bitter bullies
bigger bellies
delicious sips
decadent bits
decrepit grits
gritty crypts
resting places
final destination
no afterlife?
River Styx
Antelope Freeway
rainbow bridge
White Nile
green mile
Death Star
live far
far side
wild side
Lou Reed
a walk
my Lola
my sharona
pinball wizard
pool shark
shark pool
Bells Beach
ocean crocodile
further north
directional change
tidal shift
dangerous rip
cautious grip
reckless flip
flip flop
pop top
twist top
screw in
tap out
kick off
run back
hasty retreat
glacial advance
snail's pace
slow crawl
molasses drip
Sticky business
teenage boys
soiled socks
freakin' rocks
knocking boots
stomping feet
tap dance
avoid answering
unsuccessful interrigation
parental inquisition
curfew violation
grounded again
habitual offender
busted again
slow learner
momentum gatherer
swift sower
grim reaper
frequent flyer
jet setter
another life
dual identities
dual nationalities
duplicate passports
doubly superfluous
repeatedly inane
recumbently inert
idly insane
Antelope Freeway
squirrel speedway
Tortoise track
rabbit raceway
snail race
kangaroo court
guilty marsupial
skipped bail ;D
jumped bond
Pussy Galore
Honey Ryder
money spider
black widow
hairy spider
tarantula family
Tarantino flicks
Reservoir Dogs
Django Unchained
Pulp Fiction
True Romance
Kill Bill
Inglorious Basterds
Jackie Brown
bon jerno
The Delphonics
soul brutha
Korean cousin
Ukrainian uncle
Bosnian brother
croatian crush
Pakistani pal
German nurse
German grandmother
Chinese chick
Norwegian nun
American auntie
Canadian concubine
Hawaiian hooker
Polynesian princess
Hindi Goddess
Persian prophet
Haitian Hottie
Dominican Rum
Ravishing Russian
astonishing swede
Russian robber
Argentinian mobster
Ecuadorian educator
Vietnamese veteran
French farmer
Fijian fisherman
Bronx bimbo
Dutch dancer
Polish Prancer
Malaysian model
Tibetan trekker
Australian activist
American agitator
Russian revolutionary
British barrister
Canadian commentator
Panamanian paratrooper
Venezualan vagabond
Chilean charlatan
Peruvian pretender
Irish instigator
Iranian infiltrator
Somalian spammer
Belarus bullies
Belgian bloke
Biafran bloke
Bostonian bowler
Greek gaucho
British bellhop
Mexican madre
Moravian maniac
Argentinian anaesthetist
Djiboutian detective
Vanuatuan ventriloquist
Yemeni yardmaster
Uruguayan ultrasonographer
Turkmenistani Dictator
Swiss stenographer
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on November 26, 2020, 04:58:02 PM
Turkmenistani Dictator
Pay make the beast with two backsing attention will ya Carlos FFS
Lithuanian linguist
Israeli impersonator
cunning linguist
Ethiopian elocutionist
Mallorca Mayor
Hungarian hunter
Australian Aborigine
Native American
dumb Panamanian
Egyptian Egyptologist
Cambodian campanologist
Danish delineator
Colombian conquistador
Panamanian pinhead
I'm not sorry
Jamaican judge
Bahamian bartender
Danish doctor
Polish proctologist
Polish polisher
German gardener
German shepherd
Ethiopian engineer
oops
I quit
You're fired
oh-ok coach
pushing boundaries
regain focus
on target
radar lock
radar love
golden earring
Twilight Zone
Dutch band
classic rock
new age
John Tesh
Peter Tosh
Peter Tork
Peter picked
pickled peppers
Peter Pan
Robin Williams
Funny man
Great Loss
comedic genius
nanu nanu
nearly there
downhill side
Rounding third
Headed home
home run
Stop There
brakes locked
threshold braking
household baking
Dinner Making
make the beast with two backs me.
Screw you
Up yours
oh my
George Takei
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2998d3115d30ffdf1510c7c5a13a6274/tenor.gif?itemid=15032207)
Good one!
occasional success
frequent wins
never loose
Loc Tite
cross thread
mad fiber
angry fleece
polar meece
molar piece
fake teeth
plastic parts
doll bodies
toy soldiers
play war
Happy Holidays!
Hope Yes
yes please
request granted!
thank you
much appreciation
Ideal Plan
great idea
wanna quit
wouldn't do
keep going
March on
military parade
tanks alot
make change
count bills
roll coins
loose change
bank roll
Swiss roll
sushi roll
tootsie roll
jelly roll
maple bun
bacon cronut
everything bagel
cream cheese
sour cream
sour grapes
nasty wine
Boone's Farm
Night Train
Cheap Booze
teenage drinking
[evil] ;D [beer]
Pissed parents! [laugh]
broken curfew
Keg Party
Quarter bounce
beer bong
Columbian Gold
malt liquor
hard cider
ice wine
I swine
future bacon
present pig
Post Porker
perpetual oinker
delightful ham
Easter tradition
Grilled Bunny
Cadbury eggs
cult following
egg cult
personality cult
judgement lapse
brain fart
train cart
crane part
broken heart
silent fart
stink bomb
Love Stinks
Dutch oven
coal stove
Pellet grill
pellet gun
glue gun
glue stick
Adhesive Twig
sticky appendage
Medusal Slurker
venomous stalker
danger noodle
nope rope
bungee cord
Dangling Death
bouncing back
trampoline tricks
inverted somersaults
balance beam
Jim Beam
Jack Daniels
Bob Evans
Roy Rogers
Dale Evans
Ginger Rogers
Randolph Scott
Zane Grey
Louis L'Amour
Hedi Lamarr
Sheriff's Near
take cover
Beautiful Morning
warm afternoon
relaxing evening
Waterloo Sunshine
green flash
Meteor Shower
shooting stars
Star Wars
Star Trek
Space Balls
Blazing Saddles
Breaking Bad
epic show
big top
circus tent
clown show
jester's realm
Jeering Crowd
antsy attendees
vermilingua dinner
theatrical feast
Excalibur Vegas
lost wages
house wins
long odds
short sale
taxable income
what income?
low wages
pro bono
high fees
net income
years frozen
ice age
frigid times
winter storm
spring equinox
seasonal change
happy spring
pollen pollution
airborne allergens
busy bees
active apiaries
working pollinators
essential workers
more honey
even sweeter
seven tweeters
big speakers
only squeakers
lonely preachers
favourite variety
preferred variation
deferred repatriation
delayed reparation
relayed depravation
depraved retaliation
insane battle
mental mania
lamentable media
unscrupulous journalism
yellow press
sloppy reporting
kinky tales
salacious stories
audacious sorties
bodacious bosom
tantalizing tatas
bouncing brests
bounding Brittany's
leaping Labradors
sleeping Samoyeds
mushing malmutes
mashed mangoes
tropical dessert
humid tropics
constant rain
flooded basement
broken levees
breached dam
rushing water
leaky roof
freaky loo
vibrating lines
lie detector
mentally capable
clinically sane
cynically feign
critically lame
crucially exclaimed
important yelling
omnipotent minister
impotent preacher
impudent poacher
imprudent poster
cyrus buelton
appropriate response
pertinent point
obstinate incivility
mob mentality
mob insanity
unruly throng
unseemly thong
skimpy bikini
budgie smugglers
parakeet blues
suede shoes
snakeskin boots
Hush Puppies
deerskin moccasins
Doc Martens
Chuck Taylors
high tops
Moe moccasins
silver sneakers
ruby slippers
groovy flippers
radical spatulas
spectacular radials
shiny tires
sparkly tyres?
squealing tyres
burning rubber
wasting money
whiskey motorcycles
reckless combination
desirable nonetheless
big trouble
use separately
joined together
idiotic utterances
wise words
mindless repetitiveness
useless utterances
useful instructions
assembly details
Ikea instructions
Rat ructions
squirrel quarrel
howie mobilization
monkey mania
dung flung
rst rsnt
spelling error
fat fingers
obese digits
hairy palms
scary psalms
holy mackerel
horny cockerel
randy rooster
bawdy bantam
amorous australorp
cawing crow
devious duck
clucking chicken
chirping chickadee
barking dog
purring pussycat
cackling kookaburra
tweety bird
mimicking monkey
heckling hyena
howling wolf
leaping lizards
sheepish.... sheep
slithering snakes
wiggling worms
enlightened eagles
wanton woodpeckers
disillusioned doves
delusional donkeys
Careless Cassowaries
charging chickens
cautious Cockatoos
marauding magpies
curious chickadees
lyrical Lyrebirds
Singing swans
crazy cuckoos
gregarious galahs
tenacious titmice
Quote from: ducpainter on November 20, 2021, 12:01:52 PM
tenacious titmice
[they would be wouldn't they [laugh]]
revolting rodents
rampaging rhinocerous
leaping lemurs
enraged elephants
zealous zebra
marauding meerkats
mischievous marmots
make the beast with two backsing squirrels
Quote from: howie on November 20, 2021, 07:09:53 PM
make the beast with two backsing squirrels
fail ;) (also probably illegal)
shooting squirrels
ebullient ermine
melancholy manatees
Sad salamanders
colourful frogs
oblivious orangutans
obvious observations
swapped subject
suspected subjects
returnable rejects
obvious suspects?
serial sinner
suspected winner
scoffing dinner
scarfing supper
eating edibles
chowing down
dining clown
down under
you rang?
flat out
lizard drinking
staggering salamanders
busy beavers
leaping lemurs
play nice
Paris nights
Paris Hilton
Adelaide Travelodge
Howard Johnson
Yon Yonson
Van Morrison
Liam Neeson
Jimmy Johnson
Timmy Thompson
Helmut Schmidt
Willy Brandt
Konrad Ardenauer
Angela Merkel
Ludwig Erhard
Erich Honecker
Hendrick Meijer
Meijer Supermarkets
grocery chain
daisy chain
dongle series
Doogie Howser
teenage doctor
early graduation
gradual realisation
gradient visualization
tall order
short fused
long winded
somewhat verbose
tersely abrubpt
tensely adept
tentatively accept
totally inept
morally bereft
universally accept
totally reject
completely eject
notorious defect
Takata airbag
Ford Pinto
completely false
absolutely true
merely hearsay
simply gossip
just sayin'
pointless praying
mantis activity
insect aside
intersect beside
close cut
open wound
stitched up
banged up
with child
with child
echo...echo
stihl working
tequila drunky
whiskey wednesday
wet whistle
thorny thistle
bristly bristle
bustly bustle
bubbly brew
whet whistle
imbibe now
revive how?
renew soon
reuse spoon
refuse soon
timely defiance
untimely noncompliance
indefinite bannermaration
decided fabrication
case dismissed
nolo contendre
no entiendo
no comprende?
por supuesto
no comprendor
foreign words
native language
mother tongue
fathers' wrath
Brothers Doobie
Sister Sledge
Deep Purple
Uncle john
Aunt Yoko
Cousin Ringo
Everly Brothers
Statler Brothers
Brothers Statler
Pointer Sisters
Avett Brothers
Sister Sledge
Dobbie Brothers
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 04, 2021, 09:40:00 AM
Brothers Doobie
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on December 06, 2021, 12:13:05 PM
Dobbie Brothers
Quote from: ducpainter on December 04, 2021, 02:41:44 PM
Sister Sledge
Quote from: howie on Today at 07:31:49 AM
Sister Sledge
Just sayin'
ain't alone ;D
fast friends
quick enemies
Quote from: howie on December 06, 2021, 02:07:43 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 04, 2021, 02:41:44 PM
Sister Sledge
Quote from: howie on Today at 07:31:49 AM
Sister Sledge
Just sayin'
ain't alone ;D
not same
nearly duplicates
Close enough
splitting hairs
spitting flares
fiery signals
fire works
entire works
whole enchilada
Painter's meal
liquidised ideal
tequilad meal
liquid lunch
zero solids
many squids
squid nation
CLAM SHOWDER
vomitorious concept
cold beer?
better idea
Jameson rocks?
bonded bourbon
Hudson Bay
Hudson river
Hudson Township
Widow Jane
whiskey again?
more whiskey
mas tequila
pace yourself
voracious appetite
muy hambriento
very full
nearly empty
optimistic pessimist
catch 22
double jeopardy
family feud
civil war
world war
global catastrophe
direct link
foolish humanity
entitled idiots
pretentious peckerheads
lazy bastards
over achievers
useless hands
devil's workshop
my house
su casa
Panamanian Penthouse
Cuban Roast
french toast
Belgian Waffle
Flemish politics
low contries
flat lands
fingered dyke
lucky lady
sugar daddy
arranged marriage
convenience arrangement
inconvenient divorce
sound investment
audio equipment
audacious entrapment
Audi entertainment
automatic involvement
clutchless movement
antique armament
senior sabres
flintlock rifle
sharpened sword
dull knife
butter knife
steak knife
jack knife
bowie knife
pocket knife
patch knife
utility knife
usual strife
usual suspects
regular crew
the unforgiven
elephantine recollection
dromedary woes
camel toes
polish toes
stuffed cannelloni
tasty pasta
Johnny Marzetti
unknown dish
mystery food
inconsistent dude
strangely rude
remarkably crude
bizarre ineptitude
reasonable aptitude
approaching enlightenment
impending darkness
descending mood
subsiding whim
whimsical melancholy
musical commentary
historical documentary
fictional history
conqueror's tale
victors' account
subjugator's testimony
ruler's decree
tyrannical oppression
satirical impression
empirical discussion
imperial destruction
Chrysler Imperial
Nissan Cedric
Lotus Cortina
seasoned hyena
old dog
more obscener
vastly lewder
xxx rated
adults only
other misdemeanours
drug possession
jay walking
Rum, Ribena
Gin Tonic
good drinks
Joyce, Vicky
unknown woman
Mysterious miss
mystery mister
secretive sister
silent sibling
Phantom father
father time
time master
another year
hopefully better
cautiously optimistic
shared sentiment
perpetual realism
occasional optimism
ocular ophthalmologist
obese orangutan
occasional optimist
optimal occurence
minimal appearance
nominal surfacing
notional emplacing
emotional replacement
psychological debasement
chronological disbursement
educational placement
classroom seating
lesson plan
learning guide
leering bride
waning pride
wanna ride
cresting tide
Puget Sound
ocean inlet
Nordic Fjord
Scandinavian staple
lutefisk fillet
Swedish fish
Aurora Borealis
Aurora Australis
Australian Outback
red dirt
country music
bull-barred utes
bubba trucks
Bubba Burgers
Bubba Gump
alternative universe
universal alternatives
alternate verses
attentive nurses
subjective curses
Cadillac hearses
last ride
cold hide
bold bride
enthusiastic guide
ecclesiastic lies
existential ties
exquisite pies
Moon Pies
southern treat
southern heat
humid climate
jock itch
fromunda cheese
biting tongue
unusually coy
not exactly
intentionally vague
quite obvious
obliviously aware
obviously oblivious
keenly aware
closely cognitive
dissonant cognition
disparate disinterest
continued postings
extended hostings
directed diagnosing
serious diagnosis
diagnosed mayhem
decomposed Mayan
composed shamon
deposed shaman
disposed ramen
noodles gone
poodle's bone
retriever's bird
bird dog
wood log
log cabin
maple syrup
Ice fishin'
potential prostitution
insufferable imbecile
harsh commentary
rude host
nude ghost
crude provost
lewd boast
dude roast
well done
ruined steak
you betcha
ewe fetcha
sheep catcher
New Zealander [laugh]
happy humper
angry birds
weird segue
Yahoo Serious
Albert Einstein
smart guy
laughing hysterically
uncontrollable glee
constant guffawing
wry chuckle
witty chortle
silly giggle
awkward wriggle
worm wiggle
helminthic niggle
mystifying doodle
disobedient poodle
douchebag babymonkey... :P
Twatwaffle primatekid
oh my
George Takei
bewildered observer
his catchphrase
https://youtu.be/6nSKkwzwdW4
clear understanding
mission accomplished
muchly appreciated
uninterested participant
next page
new chapter
fresh post
yesterday's news
irreverent ramblings
rambunctious discussions
wheel nut
cross threaded
grossly knuckleheaded
incompetently assembled
screwed again
additional fastening
torque secured
tightened securely
surprisingly on-topic
ceaseless wonders
careless whispers
careful wipers
cleaning crew
janitorial staff
judicial stuff
jailhouse scruff
prison protocol
brig bylaws
slammer statute
penitentiary proclamation
seminary supposition
Theological theories
philosophical furphies
Aussie slang
imported idiom
Polizei präsidium
cop shop
chow hall
mess tent
happy place
endless buffet
golden corral
food court
Night Court
Divorce Court
good luck
not needed
always is
usually helpful
my thinking
fish pond
tilapia farm
telopea fields
flower garden
strawberry fields
apple orchard
cranberry bog
Dolores' blog
Johnny's vlog
internet clog
dialup bog
fiberoptic mess
monstrous Ness
Scottish Loch
European lake
tornado alley
middle America
Mississippi Valley
long river
main waterway
hydraulic conveyance
historical site
relic collection
antique compilation
cassette recordings
old junk
new trend
latest fad
pet rock
chia pet
lava lamp
disco light
pregnancy test
second opinion
further consultation
father's consternation
granpa's constipation
fervent antshitipation
pure fabrication
endure prevarication
painful explanation
paltry equivocation
poultry extermination
mechanical conservation
blue pencil
red dawn
purple haze
green thumb
Mellow Yellow
inedible snow
blue balls
box girder
boxer engine
Kelloggs cornflakes
Rice Krispies
Frosted Flakes
Whistle Pig
much better
Hudson Bay
monosodium glutamate
sodium chloride
rock salt
cork alts
Limerick tales
fairy tales
hairy tails
scary veils
dairy pails
diary wails
diarrhea ails
digestive disruption
intestinal blockage
sad documentary
melancholy movie
cinema noir
spaghetti western
bollywood bonanza
Indian cinematography
Harley video
Wild Hogs
Reservoir Dogs
water hounds
Labrador retrievers
lovable mutts
best friends
worst enemies
unworthy opponents
ardent adversaries
able antagonists
alienated ally
confounded collaborater
colliding curmudgeons
colluding conspirators
deluded dictators
must go
way overdue
hopefully coup
fingers crossed
outcome pending
politics boo
eluding to
avoiding capture
no prisoners
any pardons
not likely
fat chance
last chance
only dance
Orly, France
Olly French
Oily boyd
alley oop
allied coup
hostile takeover
unsolicited bid
leveraged buyout
new owners
managing director
operating partner
absentee management
proxy proprietor
whorehouse manager
peeping tom
nosy neighbor
Helen Roper
Three's Company
thigh master
hip exerciser
ship exorciser
trip magician
mushroom farmer
psychedelic fungi
philatelic flunky
poetic factotem
pointless ultimatum
ridiculous stipulation
absurd agenda
abysmal agendum
itemized inanity
initial insanity
irrational inconsistency
irrefutable incompatibility
irrelevant description
Mitsubishi Zero
Junkers Stuka
Richter scale
geiger counter
rear derailleur
gear changer
stick shift
manual transmission
paddle shifter
three speed
slush box
Turbo-Hydramatic
Allison automatic
power transfer
regime change
election day
erection, hooray
morning wood
normal fixture
regular occurrence
must be
maybe not
at times
fat mimes
chubby clowns
Boris Johnson
No Politics
bad hair
recent trend
latest fad
new hobby
make the beast with two backsing wind
weird sex
very funny
funny bone
torn muscle
big ouch
large couch
sofa bed
Bed head
head board
never likely
rare occurence
hardly ever
blue moon
red planet
green clovers
red dot
orange stars
lucky charms
Frosted Flakes
Froot Loops
rice krispies
cocoa puffs
bran flakes :-\
Special K
weet bix
captain crunch
cereal killer
serial stalker
meat lover
sausage romancer
Tiny dancer
Tony Danza
prissy prancer
sassy advancer
sassy saunter
suggestive strut
stilleto shoes
sharp footwear
cowboy boots
deerskin moccasins
driving shoes
baseball cleats
Cleats clack
hobnail boots
floor scratchers
anti slip
baby booties
unrelated comments
legal posting
says you
minimal restrictions
says who
original poster
obliterated toaster
burnt waffle
waffle char
honeycomb sear
widecombe fair
fun day
always is
ever been?
distant exposition
Cherry Creek
cheery freak
leery geek
eerie feelings
weird emotions
scary shit
freaky feelings
squeaky ceilings
resident mice
attic inhabitants
unknown critters
unwanted tenants
squatting rodents
slithering reptilians
croaking frogs
Jumping Jehoshaphats
leaping lizards
gamboling goannas
lot lizards
smoking jokers
joking smokers
toking hookas
chasing hookers
dangerous pursuit
caution required
tread lightly
lead footed
speed racer
half fast
half assed
ass hat
butt head
arse wipe
hemorrhoid cream
anus balm
Former boss
completely accurate
totally hilarious
sadly true
unfortunate fact
inconvenient truth
alternative facts
not lies
blow flies
low life
forest undergrowth
pucker brush
Geoffrey Rush
Swainson's Thrush
Hindu Kush
indica strain
happy plant
magical flower
tragically dour
extremely sour
so sad
not bad
very tired
needs nap
bleeds sap
chop tree
I'm done
dim sum
Chinese brunch
endless buffet
mindless souffle
senseless strata
unimportant layers
miscellaneous tiers
two ply
toilet paper
ass wipe
dunny roll
poop eraser
black waters
dead sea
too salty
briny expanse
salt potatoes
saline starch
salty cracker
crusty arse
apply cream
strange mind
twisted noggin
warped thoughts
unusual ideas
idealistic unction
unrealistic function
unrealized junction
crossed roads
pending decision
awaiting confirmation
alarming constipation
causing hemorrhoids
straining pole
starring role
awaiting parole
Kaiser roll
King Cole
black hole
event horizon
even horizontal
missionary position
assumed position
optimistic undertaking
requisite embalming
counterproductive preamble
unproductive rambling
reproductive gambling
random sex
benelli six
first one
any one
no one
some one
crap on
verbal diarhea
word salad
letter soup
alphabet cereal
alphabet soup
deli staple
bombay paperclip
Indian fastener
rawhide cordage
jute twine
leather shoelace
string bean
haricot verte
podded veggie
plotted wedgie
found victim
elasticated constriction
masticated confection
...nah... I know what you're all thinking...
I'm not going next... [popcorn]
Quote from: ungeheuer on October 19, 2022, 08:47:24 AM
...nah... I know what you're all thinking...
I'm not going next... [popcorn]
two words
Quote from: ungeheuer on October 19, 2022, 08:47:24 AM
...nah... I know what you're all thinking...
I'm not going next... [popcorn]
Cracked up 🤣
wise ass
brilliant rump
reversing light
bright advance
head light
high beam
perky nipples
naughty boy
perpetual teenager
eternal youth
forever young
pop song
top 40
Casey Kasem
good show
weekly countdown
hit parade
shit charade
poop march
dung procession
bung regression
anal recession
anal compulsion
rectal expulsion
shit storm
falling feces
hitting fan
spreading manure
good fertiliezer
monocalcium phosphate
cow manure
horse shit
finest guano
bat turds
rat shit
rodent poop
sheep dip
steep dive
sheep lie
Kiwi perversions
polishing shoes
shining loafers
dirty sneakers
grubby gumboots
muddy socks
terrified flocks
scaredy birds
stinking turds
gelatinous blobs
horse glue
stuck together
pried apart
apartheid sucks
no politics :P
almost forgot
it's OK
age related
bite me
Spanish motorcycles
nice jab
physical therapy
recovery road
starts today
good pain
always good
positive spin
beneficial rotation
good vibrations
bad vibes
gut feeling
fifth sense
educated guess
calculated risk
collateral damage
inadvertent mess
suffering sloppiness
painful consequences
expected reults
considing loosers
colliding cruisers
scammer delight
easy prey
target market
tragic misfire
friendly fire
ballistic beans
sadistic screens
spectacular splatter
burnt valve
lean mixture
probable cause
reasonable doubt
unreasonable debt
exhaust poping
cracked header
crackle tune
cackle fest
fickle cast
forged future
crazed creature
insane being
Panamanian resident
good one
thank you
comedy thread
remedy dread
rehab fear
relapse near
another beer
pathetic perception
defective deception
decorative contraption
ornamental object
abbreviated abberance
thermoregulated turbulance
slowly slithered
stealthy snake
charred chicken
happy herd
hovering hummingbirds
lamentable lemmings
millionaire's money
fool's failure
unfortunately unsuccessful
usurping usefulness
meaningless emptiness
vast vacuum
verdant valleys
gorgeous glens
gregarious geese
flirty flyers
amorous aviators
mile high
infamously incognisant
constantly confused
perpetually puzzled
obviously oblivious
apparently apathetic
evidently emotionless
reportedly remote
suspiciously silent
perfectly peaceful
unusually uncommunicative
solemnly silent
alarmingly aloof
sailing sloop
sumptuous soup
curvaceous coupe
communal couple
triumphant triple
trepidatious triad
treacherous triangle
tedious trilogy
tremendous topography
terrific terrain
tepid tea
lukewarm lunch
stupendous sandwiches
delicious dinner
scrumptious supper
decadent dessert
channeling Carlos
intermitent fasting
surprisingly sentient
random rhyming
aleatory scripting
obviously obtuse
apparently acute
acutely apparent
awfully accurate
definitely detailed
accurate application
systematically specific
rigidly requlated
unmistakably unerring
unfortunately unending
definite discrimination
perfectly prejudicial
spledidly superb
grotesquely gratuitous
tediously trucking
monotonously mindless
routinely repetitive
really redundant
always abundant
somewhat sufficient
easily enough
absolutely adequate
genuinely good
exquisitely fabricated
suitably satisfactory
annoyingly annoying
almost applauding
actually amazed
authentically amazed
acceptably applicable
socially secure
culturally closed
dangerously dozed
burning beds
Midnight Oil
stubby holder
Stubbies shorts
Daisy Dukes
hot shorts
unusual underwear
boxer briefs
very comfortable
commando style
dangerous zipper
accidental pinch
not again
eyes watering?
exact reaction
facial transfiguration
penile disfiguration
biological conflagration
shit storm
flung feces
pitching poop
tossing turds
flung dung
cow pies
flipping flops
staggered bearings
dripping drops
dropping drips
minimal effort
maximum effect
playing along
singing songs
humming hymns
delivering ditties
bequeathing ballads
conveying choruses
transferring tunes
depressing dirges
charming chants
broody balads
groovy salads
broken bonds
loose links
clanking chains
clattering cuffs
creating confusion
deliberate distraction
dopy decision
defying description
correct conclusion
inconclusive statements
annihilated alliteration
standard situation
unusual outcome
usually ubiquitous
usually unusual
regularly recalcitrant
unimaginably uncooperative
falsely flagged
instantly implicated
freshly framed
literally liable
preemptively pardoned
sympathetically spoiling
compassionate caring
definite destruction
abhorrent attitude
disgusting demeanor
cantankerous conduct
moody manipulation
sensorial stimulation
killer hangover
spinning room
obviously oblivious
continuously clueless
deliberate distraction
devious decoy
erroneous employ
engaging exploitation
manipulative misuse
:P
nerdy wordy
amusing alliterations
[popcorn]
ya-all need som-tin more seasonal
Like good king Wenceslas last went out ....
spurious saboteur
evil agent
despicable disruption
deserving dismissal? [evil]
broken bylaws
law breakers
beckoning bannernating
counterfeit chat ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
french feline
felonious figuring
villainous vilification
devilish defamation
fiendish fellation
different direction
sexual segue
carnal continuation
cranial contusion
mental misfortune
desireless infatuation
completelymake the beast with two backsing clueless
cluelessly clustermake the beast with two backsed
Quote from: ducpainter on December 07, 2022, 03:39:53 PM
completelymake the beast with two backsing clueless
linguistic licence
perfect poetry
personal prerogative
prolific provocation
removed restraint
submissive suppression
suppressed submission
kyboshed Kursk
completely chaotic
convoluted communication
misunderstood intentions
overstated obliviousness
obviously oblivios
angered adminstrater
infuriated individual
impressively impervious
water wetter
invulnerably impenetrable
bewildering behavior
proprietary performance
uniquely unenlightened
independently indifferent
resplendently resistant
notoriously nonconforming
consistently confounding
frequently flabbergasting
imminently interjecting [popcorn]
aptly adapting
exactly excepting
strangely silent
startlingly soundless
apparently absent
positively present
happy here
hippy hair
long legs
lengthy limbs
extended extremities
remarkable reach
marvelous magnitude
enormously enjoyable
seriously significant
immensely important
noteworthy achievements
somewhat skeptical
non believer?
couldn't convert
can't care
attention absence
crave candies
seek sweets
buys binyays
eats eclairs
escapes explanation
pointless posturing
philosophically posturing
opinionated orations
obliviously opining
altered attitude
better behavior
boring blabber
meaningless monologues
mindless meandering
random rambling
radon regulation
element edict
rabid racoon
poisonous python
pderbyerous position
poor posture
suffering sloucher
suffocating smoker
extinguished embers
distinguished don
noble man
relinquished recurrency
continually confounded
sufficiently shocked
nonconformist normality
routine renegade
non-compliant nincanpoop
offensive offender
defensive defender
pensive pretender
calculating mischeaver
create mischief
make the beast with two backs's sake [bang]
crushed continuity
open circuit
new path
alternative direction
not necessary
obviously obligatory
obliviously obligated
ostensibly obtuse
absolutely accurate
insolently inarticulate
artificial addition
temporary tenement
noisy neighbor
holy hallelujah :o
took time ;D
worth waiting
long lasting?
time telling
wanna wager?
only occurrence
multiple manifestations
bold bet
dangerous dare
adventurous assertion
bold beginnings
inaugural innings
initial induction
diverging disruption
converging communication
leveraging languages
manipulating messages
misusing memorandum
wrecking writings
spurious speeches
superfluous speaking
tongue twisting
finger licking
nose picking
butt scratching
chicken choking
monkey spanking
zit popping
shit stopping
stuff steering
pedantic peering
pediatric primping
tidying toddlers
taming teens
calming children
settling seniors
geriatric house
old home
Painter predicted
correctly cautioned
currently cautious
always ambivalent
usually undecided
alarmingly accurate
definitely decisive
cruel intentions
like clockwork
positively predictable
who? me?
you betcha
implicated indeed
daylight dawns
sweet sunsets
active afternoons
eventual enlightenment
overly optimistic
pissed pessimist
resolute realist
passionate protagonist
apathetic anticipation
suspiciously skeptical
duly dubious
Debbie Downer
virtuous visionary
short sighted
strong spectacles
magnificent magnification
multiplying magnifiers
manipulating manifests
duplicating documents
enlightened editorials
enlivened edifications
mortifying manifestations
manufacturing morter
creating cement
rebar reinforced following lead
steel support
brass balls
titanium testicles
mountain oysters
Clams Casino
quahog quest
groundhog guessed
Phil postulated
Paul proposed
Peter passed
Karen accepted
Carlos failed
always do
serial saboteur
attenuating attention
foul flatulation
reeky rectum
acrid arse
humongous hemorrhoids
prolapsed polyp
cataclysmic colon
awful anus
pitiful pooper
shit shitter
dirty dinger
dastardly date
rancid romance
nibbling gnats
philosophical facts
future fantasies
several centuries
cerebral severance
sever circumstances
cleave situation
Beaver Cleaver
lost plot
certainly suspicious
psychedelic substances
psychotic sessions
acid trips
placid spirits
flacid members
limp bizkit
soggy buns
gross toast
rancid roast
candid boast
honest host
celebrity roast
superstar spoof
celestial poofs
meteoric goofs
geometric roofs
monochromatic proofs
prismatic reflections
spastic premonitions
Chaotic hallucinations
magic mushrooms
funny fungi
musky mildew
funky feeling
watery grave
Sailor dive
deep waters
briny seas
shallow pool
muddy waters
bloody billabong
wretched well
beaten bell
holy hell
hells bells
doesn't decipher
can't comprehend
willfully wicked?
woven wicker
conveniently confused
dutifully disoriented
dizzy dude
giddy gentleman
happy hippos
rejoicing rhinos
kickboxing kangaroos
punching pandas
nunchucking ninjas
masticating marsupials
masturbating monkeys
RAT recountal
sublime storytelling
tall tales
excellent effort
thank you
famous fail
regular result
poor performance
wonky wordsmith
shonky silversmith
shonky...seriously?
Quote from: ducpainter on March 01, 2023, 01:39:59 PM
shonky...seriously?
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=shonky (https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=shonky)
Strine speak
I can google that for you too ;D
british bullshit
foreign make the beast with two backsery
american assertion
articulated assumption
assumed alliteration
resumed rant
wrongly worded
strongly strided
dementedly deranged
maniacally minded
psycho sidekick
technical transgression?
well written
crafty composition
cunning creation
phonetic formulation
pslippery pslope
adulterated alliteration
sordid speech
profane proclamation
bad banter
tawdry talk
acerbic announcement
awful oration
lawful libation
definitely drunky
somewhat sloshed
solemnly sober
sickeningly stupid
sassy statement
said slurred
strawberry slurry
bothersomely IZ_
famously furry
fabulously furry
hardly hairless
barely balding
follicles filled
frolickers farewelled
fractured fairytales
captured cottontails
different dynamic
unusual upending
sensual suspending
surreptitious support
serendipitous stalwart
strangely supercilious
silly stranger
weird wacko
geared gecko
eared echo
feared fellow
seared swallow
burnt bird
barbecued budgerigar
toasted titmouse
fried flamingo
burnt bunting
roast rat
charred cat
marinated mouse
grilled goose
stewed squirrel
carrion chili
boiled brolga
crab ceviche
baked beaver
sauteed snake
roast roach
poached parakeet
fondued frog
toasted toad
casseroled cassowary
fricasseed flamingo
fried flea
small serving
bountiful buffet
modest morsel
tiny tidbits
abundant attributes
bodacious boobs
belligerent buttons
tantalizing tatas
twirling tassels
flailing feathers
massive mammaries
big breasts
fortunate fellow
silver spoon
soup spoon
poop plume
fart flume
shit show
bowel blast
feces fireworks
crap conflagration
turd tunnel
sour sewer
pungent poop
damn diarrhea
liquid lava
languid llama
livid lemur
leaping lemmings
loping leopards
lazing lizards
lurking lobsters
creepy crustaceans
crusty crabs
kaleidoscopic krill
savory seaweed
smelly shit
stinky stools
aromatic armchairs
odorous ottomans
ottoman empire
villainous vampire
felonious freeloader
hilarious hairdresser
gregarious gentleman
generous giver
philandering philanthropist
adulterous auditor
faithless farmer
awfull agricture
amazing aquaculture
savory salmon
opulent oysters
precious pearls
sandy surprise
raspberry rash
blueberry blast
ferrari fast
porsche passed
lancia last
fiat first?
seat second
triumph tops
norton woes
Ducati goes
Guzzi shows
Royal Enfields
Excelsior Henderson
old bike
cold pike
hot spike
hit spoke
rusty nail
deflated tyre
flat radial
inflated tube
deflated dude
punctured person
repair rendored
construction completed
obstruction obliterated
restriction removed
fubar flummoxed
brokenly bewildered
catastrophically cactus
conventionally coincidental
conceptually confounding
idealistically idiotic
idiotically idealistic
super smart
bright befuddlement
automatically antagonistic
recognized rebel
disguised patriot
sycophantic sociopath
paranoid psychopath
sick srewball
cryptic crackpot
slithering sidekick
eccentric eel
delirious douchebag
dopey dude
mopey mood
duly doomed
modded moped
molted millipede
moth milkshake
goth grimace
pulverised pumice
basically bullshit
formulated feces
definitely dung
surely shit
shit show
flying feces
doubly done
donkey doody
piled poop
free fertilizer
create compost
dropping dung
sharing shite
shit show
unfortunate incident
Quote from: Howie on May 16, 2024, 11:14:28 AM
shit show
Derby...
https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=43850.msg1471401#msg1471401
disastrous diarrhea
Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2024, 02:59:34 PM
Derby...
https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=43850.msg1471401#msg1471401
crappy memory
subliminally shitty
slippery slope
hillside hope
mighty mountain
mega mesa
enormous escarpment
big bump
large lump
robust rock
strong stone
gigantic gem
diabolical diamond
sassy sapphire
raucous ruby
relentless rubbish
eventual epiphany
holy happenings
wholly wholesome
whole enchilada
jolly jolopinos
perky peppers
sultry suppers
delicious dinners
boozy brunches
liquid lunches
missing munches
pulling punches
joyous jabs
stinging slugs
slug slime
snail trail
Goo gone
poo passed
happy days
IZ_ future
distant dreams
ambiguous aspirations
legitimate longing
distant dreams
definite derby...
downright duplication
oopsy doosy
mental mistake
elementary error
arbitrary airer
forgiveness, fairer
forbreance firmer
patiently planted
potently poisoned
deadly diseased
decidedly dubious
ultimately undecided
actually aloof
doubtful decision
questionable quest
tactful trek
terrific trip
valuable voyage
arctic adventure
cold cruise
kaleidoscopic kidman
colonoscopy confusion
Abdominoplasty affirmation
cathater catastrophe
diarrhetic disaster