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Title: im a tard
Post by: Grampa on November 04, 2010, 08:01:17 AM
and now I will makes one

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1157.snc4/149964_452517522004_719462004_5626309_5885531_n.jpg)

Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: SacDuc on November 04, 2010, 08:46:13 AM


Cool!   [thumbsup]

sac
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: JEFF_H on November 04, 2010, 09:48:29 AM

<threadjack>
Your title reminds me of a story...

I was going to look at a new scooter. (the uber-badass Honda Ruckus 50 btw)
Got the address, set a time....it was further than i thought and i got there approx 30 minutes late
guy answers the door, i say-
Sorry, I'm retarded.
I took the surface streets and should have got on the freeway.

he gives me a funny-ish look and then takes me to the garage to see the scoot.

'This belongs to my developmentally-disabled son...we were hoping he could use it to get around, but it is too dangerous for him to use, and we have to sell it.'

(oops  :-[  [bang]  [laugh])
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 04, 2010, 10:07:27 AM
Quote from: JEFF_H on November 04, 2010, 09:48:29 AM
<threadjack>
Your title reminds me of a story...

I was going to look at a new scooter. (the uber-badass Honda Ruckus 50 btw)
Got the address, set a time....it was further than i thought and i got there approx 30 minutes late
guy answers the door, i say-
Sorry, I'm retarded.
I took the surface streets and should have got on the freeway.

he gives me a funny-ish look and then takes me to the garage to see the scoot.

'This belongs to my developmentally-disabled son...we were hoping he could use it to get around, but it is too dangerous for him to use, and we have to sell it.'

(oops  :-[  [bang]  [laugh])


:-X I HATE those moments....
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: SacDuc on November 04, 2010, 11:46:09 AM


Joel,

I think I see a spot for Michelle's new bike right next to the Toasty Edition.  ;)

You can't just post the pic and not tell us the plan. What all are you going to do to the little guy?

sac
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Speedbag on November 04, 2010, 02:15:07 PM
I wanna be a 'tard too.
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Grampa on November 04, 2010, 02:52:49 PM
Quote from: Sắc Dục on November 04, 2010, 11:46:09 AM

Joel,

I think I see a spot for Michelle's new bike right next to the Toasty Edition.  ;)

You can't just post the pic and not tell us the plan. What all are you going to do to the little guy?

sac

Its a 125 from China. I need to replace a few bits. Carb, thottle cable and tube, grips and rear brake lever. The plan is to strip it bare, powdercoat bits, put it back together with some 12inch supermoto rims and tires. Then teach Michelle and the boys to shift [evil]
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: fastwin on November 04, 2010, 03:01:41 PM
Ouch!! I have a niece with Downs syndrome and have experienced a few moments like that with folks. [bang]

Don't mean to wreck this cool thread but once at work I got a phone call about a case in my court. I thought the person on the other end was a coworker who constantly was f#@king with me... making stupid calls with fake accents, etc. Just goofing, nothing serious. This time it sounded like someone talking who had suffered a severe stroke, all garbled and weird sounding. My ex-wife's Mom had a stroke and talked like that. Well naturally I knew it was Fred pranking me. So I start giving him shit back on the phone and started talking all f#@ked up like he was talking. I was really joking around but I was calling "Fred" all sorts of nasty shit. Well, I hang up on "Fred" and go into the probation office where he works and he's not there. I ask his supervisor where he is and he says he took the afternoon off for doctors appointments. I start to worry and tell him what happened and what the guy said his name was. The super told me that he really was an attorney (he knew him) and yes he had a stroke and now talked like that. Holy shit!!! Thank God the case he was asking about really wasn't in our court so I never had to see him... or apologize!!! [bang]

End of threadjack! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: fastwin on November 06, 2010, 08:29:18 PM
Hope my BS post didn't wreck this cool thread. [bang] What are your plans for the scooter? Details!!! [thumbsup] [moto]
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Grampa on November 07, 2010, 08:53:55 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1132.snc4/149463_454347412004_719462004_5656794_57218_n.jpg)

weeeeeeeeee


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs960.snc4/75373_454347317004_719462004_5656791_5175620_n.jpg)
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Rameses on November 07, 2010, 09:24:10 PM

Uhhh, wtf are you doin to that thing?

Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Kopfjäger on November 07, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 07, 2010, 08:53:55 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1132.snc4/149463_454347412004_719462004_5656794_57218_n.jpg)

weeeeeeeeee


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs960.snc4/75373_454347317004_719462004_5656791_5175620_n.jpg)

[evil] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: avizpls on November 08, 2010, 06:13:12 AM
ok so you took it apart....is that pep-boys motor going to have ANY power?
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Grampa on November 08, 2010, 07:38:02 AM
Quote from: avizpls on November 08, 2010, 06:13:12 AM
ok so you took it apart....is that pep-boys motor going to have ANY power?


enough to get my fat ass to the mailbox and back ;)

I got it to have a lil fun with. It's a Chinese 125 with a 3 speed transmission. I tore it apart so's I can black out the frame and motor. I've got a nice Mikuni carb on order, some new ProTaper bars and grips, and I've hunted down some new smaller/wider rims shod with some dunlop street tires. I got tired of my lil doodle bug, so I thought teaching the boys how to shift a proper bike would be fun.
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Rameses on November 08, 2010, 11:18:33 AM


Am I on crack?

Aren't the frame and motor already black?

Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: ducpainter on November 08, 2010, 11:48:45 AM
Quote from: Rameses on November 08, 2010, 11:18:33 AM

Am I on crack?

Aren't the frame and motor already black?


Probably the wrong color black... ;)
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Speedbag on November 08, 2010, 02:03:55 PM
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: ducpainter on November 08, 2010, 02:45:59 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 08, 2010, 02:03:55 PM
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
Maybe it wasn't flat enough. ;)
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Cicero on November 08, 2010, 04:21:26 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on November 08, 2010, 02:45:59 PM
Maybe it wasn't flat enough. ;)

Think he will manage to make this one look like an R1 too?  ;D [evil]
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Grampa on November 08, 2010, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: Rameses on November 08, 2010, 11:18:33 AM

Am I on crack?

Aren't the frame and motor already black?



kind of.... there was a ton of paint chipped and wore off, so I decided I'd repaint it all flat [evil]

as soon as my carb gets here, I'll tune her up... then she gets fresh street tires [moto]
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Grampa on November 08, 2010, 05:04:21 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs463.ash2/73635_454832822004_719462004_5663857_4219581_n.jpg)

It's been a very relaxing day off  [beer]


and now it's off to bike night

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs950.snc4/74335_1698313422895_1389679964_1768676_8261310_n.jpg)
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: ducpainter on November 08, 2010, 05:21:36 PM
Quote from: Cicero on November 08, 2010, 04:21:26 PM
Think he will manage to make this one look like an R1 too?  ;D [evil]
he is capable of any crime.  ;D
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Monsterlover on November 11, 2010, 05:50:56 AM
[laugh]
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Monsterlover on November 11, 2010, 05:51:26 AM
Well need videos with bp in the santa suit backin it in

:D
Title: Re: im a tard
Post by: Grampa on November 17, 2010, 12:03:59 PM
http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/?action=view&current=2010-11-17_11-15-30_994.mp4&newest=1 (http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/?action=view&current=2010-11-17_11-15-30_994.mp4&newest=1)


she runs ;D


now on to some rims and SM tires [moto]