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Ridin up n down my street on their scooters with no mufflers.  >:(

I was old for a minute today. Then I took an asprin

Now I'm going to go ride up and down my street passing those kids with no mufflers.   [evil]

 [thumbsup] [moto] [moto] [moto]

I find that Tasers are effective in these situations. Actually, I find that Tasers are effective in most situations.

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.

"Throw a Kit" by Hollywood Holt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIUSr7-is#normal)

Damn!  I had a Puch moped back in 1985!  Who knew all I would need is 25 years, a couple of tats and a backwards hat and I would have been cool!

Hey...maybe we can convince them to do drive-bys on hipsters...

you tell 'em to git offa yer lawn too?   [cheeky]

No. Dead bodies fertilize lawns.

But they're hard to mow around.

That's why I hire others to mow it.

You two have no lawn obviously.  You till, not mow, the bodies into the lawn to fertilize.

That lil bastard was up and down my street 1700 times until 8:30PM last night. I mean get another street. You don't test new pipes on the street you live on!  [thumbsdown]
Even I know that.

Where do you find sh*t like that? That is exsmackly what was going on. He threw a kit on it.

Hollywood Holt is my new favorite. Awesome video!

joe finds that tasers work better than roofies, and is more cost efficient as well.

No prescription required...

I finally figured out why I hate these things:

The extra decibels to extra horsepower added ratio is the worst of any aftermarket mod ever  [bang]

Paging Mr. Pot on the clackety, brupity chrome Monster. Mr. Kettle on the whizzety red Puch would like a word with you  [laugh]

Ahem:

Me: 10 extra HP and 10 Extra dB  = 1 dB per HP

Them: .1 extra HP and 10 Extra dB = 100 dB per HP

Me = Win.
Them = teh suxxor

I will now do the science dance (http://pacificorder.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dancescience.gif)

You're assuming that the purpose of throwing a kit on that pregnant dog (either your chromey pregnant dog or their bicycle-with-a-gerbil-on-a-wheel pregnant dog) is to add HP.  But if you're only going for looks and extra sound, their ratio starts to look pretty good.  Keep as fack, almost no HP gain, and all about the looks (?) and that extra-loud, pissed-off beehive sound.  Cuz seriously, you didn't get your exhaust for the extra powah didja?

BTW, find the funny part of this CL ad:  http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/2046298571.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/2046298571.html)   

That's not actually the funny part I was thinkin' about, but it works too.

Tenderloin?

That too, is funny, but not what I was lookin' for.  This is the part that made me chuckle:  the engine makes too much power

It looks like it has tape on the seat. You should get it. It would look good with the sparkle helmet.