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Title: Human Centipede
Post by: redxblack on November 20, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
We watched this for family movie night via netflix streaming. Anyone else seen it? Thoughts?

It was weird, like German weird.


'The Human Centipede' Trailer HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c#normal)
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: factorPlayer on November 20, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
You have an interesting concept of family movie night. 

Those girls and the asian guy were in town for a comic convention last weekend. 
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: djrashonal on November 20, 2010, 08:32:17 PM
Of the people in the human centipede, i thought the middle girl was kinda hot......


as far as the movie goes - the Dr was pretty badass. He played a great character. The overall movie (and lines there-in) were pretty weak, but it wasnt made for the amazing storyline. it was made to shock you, and make you want to look away (but you can't!)

SPOILER ALERT:








I'm interested to find out what happened to the middle girl. Did she live? was she saved by the german police? did she get left there to starve to death?
There is supposed to be a second movie (with 12 people in the centipede!). Is there she going to become the next person to strive to make the centipede? ......so many questions!
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: redxblack on November 20, 2010, 08:41:43 PM
Daniel Tosh does a great review/spoiler of the film in 25 minutes.

http://veryaware.com/2010/08/tosh-0-spoils-the-human-centipede-in-25-minutes/ (http://veryaware.com/2010/08/tosh-0-spoils-the-human-centipede-in-25-minutes/)

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede)
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Monsterlover on November 21, 2010, 08:35:15 AM
[laugh]

this seems like a pretty f'd up movie
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: djrashonal on November 21, 2010, 08:46:39 AM
Very f'd up, and Daniel tosh is hilarious. His standup is funnier than tosh.0, but that spoiler alert episode was pretty spot on
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 21, 2010, 12:49:26 PM
Messed up movie but a great review by Tosh.   [puke] [laugh]
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: mstevens on November 21, 2010, 02:13:40 PM
Quote from: redxblack on November 20, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
We watched this for family movie night

Good one!

Quote from: redxblack on November 20, 2010, 07:41:02 PMIt was weird, like German weird.

Well, Dutch, anyway.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: psycledelic on November 21, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
Probably not gonna watch that.  Seeing as how people's lips are getting attached to people's assholes and what not. 
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Monsterlover on November 21, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
Really?  Can't imagine why you wouldn't want to own that one on blue ray.

;D
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: the_Journeyman on November 21, 2010, 06:09:51 PM
Added to the Nexflix que. 

Now, did anybody watch the "Splice" trailer that came up at the end?

JM
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Monsterlover on November 21, 2010, 06:18:37 PM
Well now I have to

Brb
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Speedbag on November 22, 2010, 04:34:31 AM
I'm all for make the beast with two backsed up movies, but I think I might pass on that one.

The doc's lip-to-asshole diagrams in the trailer just made me shake my head and laugh.....
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Monsterlover on November 22, 2010, 05:08:05 AM
[laugh]

HC tattoo

(http://www.needlesandsins.com/2010/06/15/Human-Centipede-Tattoo.jpg)

Cookies

(http://evilcakes.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/humanc1.jpg?w=640&h=421)

Birthday cake

(http://www.ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/human-centipede-cake.jpg)
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: ducatiz on November 22, 2010, 05:23:14 AM
I watched about 30 minutes of it total, including zooming thru it.

It was just weird, nothing really redeeming about it. 

Good weird = Evil Dead 2

Stupid weird = Human Centipede

Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: fastwin on November 22, 2010, 08:39:05 AM
Hilarious review!! [laugh] Loved the part when "A" poops in "B's" mouth!! [bang] [puke] I also have to agree that's one demented flick to watch on "family movie night". That's setting the standards pretty high. Wonder what y'all do for Thanksgiving? [laugh] [popcorn] Curious minds want to know. ;D
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: redxblack on November 22, 2010, 09:08:26 AM
On easter, we watch zombie movies.   :o


"Family movie night" was a bit of a joke. Our intention with this was to see how far we could get before shutting it off. Like rubbernecking at a car wreck, we couldn't shut it off.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 22, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
Quote from: redxblack on November 22, 2010, 09:08:26 AM
On easter, we watch zombie movies.   :o


"Family movie night" was a bit of a joke. Our intention with this was to see how far we could get before shutting it off. Like rubbernecking at a car wreck, we couldn't shut it off.

So it was more like a train wreck then  ;D
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: derby on November 22, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: redxblack on November 22, 2010, 09:08:26 AM
On easter, we watch zombie movies.   :o


isn't that kinda appropriate, though?  ;D
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 22, 2010, 09:43:51 AM
Quote from: derby on November 22, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
isn't that kinda appropriate, though?  ;D

Hahaha awesome.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: sbrguy on November 22, 2010, 09:52:53 AM
the review was awesome especially.

"ok this is bs, since when does a woman stop immediately when realizing they have a flat? they will drive on the rim for 2 years, but now that they are in a rental car, they are trying to save the rim? wtf?"

dude was hilarious with his review.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Monsterlover on November 22, 2010, 10:05:40 AM
tosh.0 is a pretty good show too
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: ducatiz on November 22, 2010, 10:16:02 AM
Quote from: derby on November 22, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
isn't that kinda appropriate, though?  ;D
\


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] (coffee out nose)  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: ducatiz on November 22, 2010, 10:16:50 AM
Quote from: sbrguy on November 22, 2010, 09:52:53 AM
the review was awesome especially.

"ok this is bs, since when does a woman stop immediately when realizing they have a flat? they will drive on the rim for 2 years, but now that they are in a rental car, they are trying to save the rim? wtf?"

dude was hilarious with his review.


excellent point

saw an woman on the highway yesterday in a caddy ctx -- front left tyre flat as hell and she's going 50 on the rim.

WTF?
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: redxblack on November 22, 2010, 12:03:48 PM
Quote from: derby on November 22, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
isn't that kinda appropriate, though?  ;D

exactly!
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: redxblack on December 07, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
We tried to do family movie night again with Cormac McCarthy's THE ROAD. I think we got 17 mins in when we shut it off. It was just too make the beast with two backsing depressing. I tried to watch it on my own and couldn't make it through.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: pennyrobber on December 08, 2010, 07:26:26 AM
Yup, the road can change your mood.

Here is one for family movie night if you haven't seen it yet. It is called "Frontiers".

Frontier(s) Uncut Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zRbmP-U6lU#normal)



Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: fastwin on December 08, 2010, 07:37:04 AM
Another light hearted, perky, holiday flick my wife will drag me to... on Christmas day! [bang]
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: abby normal on December 08, 2010, 07:44:32 AM
(frontiers) ... Why?
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Monsterlover on December 08, 2010, 12:23:09 PM
serious wtf movie there.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: El Matador on December 08, 2010, 12:37:41 PM
Quote from: abby normal on December 08, 2010, 07:44:32 AM
(frontiers) ... Why?


German cinema is based on shock value. It aims to disturb you as much as posible.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Monsterlover on December 08, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
It's working.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: ItsaDuc on December 08, 2010, 06:15:44 PM
Sorta looks like Hostel, which too is a WTF kinda movie.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: redxblack on December 08, 2010, 08:23:32 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on December 08, 2010, 07:26:26 AM
Yup, the road can change your mood.

Here is one for family movie night if you haven't seen it yet. It is called "Frontiers".


That looks visually amazing. I'll definitely short list this one. It reminded me of Jean Pierre Jeunet and Mar Caro's work (Delicatessen, City of Lost Children)
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: pennyrobber on December 10, 2010, 11:20:02 AM
So I finally watched Human Centipede. I couldn't stop laughing during the whole movie. From the point they showed the picture of the Rotweilers on, I was rolling. Good stuff.
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Got Duc on December 10, 2010, 12:01:02 PM
I watched on my iphone

Horrible movie
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: djrashonal on December 13, 2010, 01:20:41 PM
"FEEEEEED HERRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: ducatiz on December 13, 2010, 02:32:59 PM
Nasty
Title: Re: Human Centipede
Post by: Travman on December 13, 2010, 08:37:15 PM
Wow, I'm still laughing.  This was shocking in a 2 girls 1 cup kind of way.  Something I would have never thought of, but now can never erase.