Poll
Question:
Should Bacon Junkie wear his business socks on Saturday?
Option 1: Yes
votes: 16
Option 2: Brown Chicken
votes: 13
Option 3: Brown Cow
votes: 12
Option 4: Boobies
votes: 33
Please send Bacon Junkie a PM reminding him to wear his business socks this Saturday. Thank you.
;D
sac
I abstain from voting on principle.
But I believe he should keep several "socks" at the ready.
Oh, jeez... [roll]
Yes, I actually have a date on saturday that Sac didn't have to bribe the girl to go out with me... [laugh] She asked me out all by herself! :)
I'm still trying to figure out why... It must be the 999!! ;D
[bacon]
Well, then it sounds like the "boobies" option on this poll is especially fitting.
[coffee]
Sympathy date?
She lost a bet?
Be sure and pack a few treats for her service dog.
;D
Maybe she likes reindeer meat
Quote from: bobspapa on December 09, 2010, 04:02:29 PM
Maybe she likes reindeer meat
[laugh] [laugh]
Fitting. Maybe he should wear the costume instead then?!
Yes...in the wild and extremely remote possibility he gets lucky and wants to make a 60's retro porn mpeg w/his date wherein the star always leaves his socks on
Quote from: Buckethead on December 09, 2010, 03:46:09 PM
Well, then it sounds like the "boobies" option on this poll is especially fitting.
[coffee]
did someone say something about wearing socks on boobies?
boobie warmers for porn stars...
i'm gonna google it.
Quote from: Sắc Dục on December 09, 2010, 02:02:08 PM
Please send Bacon Junkie a PM reminding him to wear his business socks this Saturday. Thank you.
On his feet?
Quote from: Bick on December 09, 2010, 03:58:05 PM
Sympathy date?
She lost a bet?
Be sure and pack a few treats for her service dog.
;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Wait...
I mean >:( >:( >:(
That's just messed up...
Quote from: bobspapa on December 09, 2010, 04:02:29 PM
Maybe she likes reindeer meat
Reindeer [bacon] is more like it! :D
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 10, 2010, 08:07:19 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Wait...
I mean >:( >:( >:(
That's just messed up...
:-*
Wait . . . He got a 999? Why didn't anyone tell me?
The Doc
These socks, are they a Sắc sock?
"Business" socks...
You only wear one at a time... ;)
[evil]
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 10, 2010, 09:55:21 AM
"Business" socks...
You only wear one at a time... ;)
[evil]
[bacon]
But wouldn't the foot without a sock get cold then? ???
Quote from: Punx Clever on December 10, 2010, 01:28:27 PM
But wouldn't the foot without a sock get cold then? ???
There's only one "foot" that the sock goes on... ;)
And it ain't below either of my ankles... :-*
Nor is it really a sock... 8)
[bacon]
Calling it "a foot" is probably fairly optimistic, too.
[coffee]
Quote from: Buckethead on December 10, 2010, 08:07:23 PM
Calling it "a foot" is probably fairly optimistic, too.
[coffee]
I was just riffing of Punx Clever's foot reference... Your "third leg" or "one-eyed monster" is neither, I'm assuming, right? ;)
I wasn't bragging, don't need to... I do just fine, my friend. I've got nothing to be ashamed of... I'm just lousy at talking to girls. [roll]
Sac's seen me in action, or should I say inaction. :P
I'm not very smooth at all, hence him messing with my with this thread. Like I said in my first post. But, I did something right. She asked me out. 'Nuff said.
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 10, 2010, 08:59:53 PM
Sac's seen me in action, or should I say inaction. :P
I'm not very smooth at all, hence him messing with my with this thread. Like I said in my first post. But, I did something right. She asked me out. 'Nuff said.
[bacon]
I'd take Sac as a wingman any day.
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 10, 2010, 08:59:53 PM
I was just riffing of Punx Clever's foot reference... Your "third leg" or "one-eyed monster" is neither, I'm assuming, right? ;)
No worries, just busting your balls. [beer]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 10, 2010, 08:59:53 PM
Like I said in my first post. But, I did something right. She asked me out. 'Nuff said.
[bacon]
Something right, indeed. She made the first move, it sounds like the battle's half-won already! [thumbsup]
[coffee]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 10, 2010, 07:35:16 PM
There's only one "foot" that the sock goes on... ;)
And it ain't below either of my ankles... :-*
Nor is it really a sock... 8)
[bacon]
God damn motorcycle riding hoodlums dirtying my young, innocent mind. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Buckethead on December 10, 2010, 09:31:33 PM
No worries, just busting your balls. [beer]
Something right, indeed. She made the first move, it sounds like the battle's half-won already! [thumbsup]
[coffee]
First my foot, now my balls??!! Sheesh! :-*
;D
So tonight's the night... We've been talking on the phone, she said she's really looking forward to the date. I am too.. Keep your fingers crossed! :)
[bacon]
just be yourself ........dont try to hard,relax and have a fun time! [thumbsup] you will do fine! :-*
[bacon] wearing your best, yes no?
(http://paultheking.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/i-make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backs-on-the-first-date.jpg)
Quote from: slowpoke13 on December 10, 2010, 09:19:33 PM
I'd take Sac as a wingman any day.
I read that as
"I'd take Sac as my swingarm any day"
then I began to wonder...
So htf did it go!?!?
(And I'm in a similar boat as far as chattin' up the ladies goes.
Poke's seen me in action.
At 4am.
In a Denny's.
;D )
;)
:D
;D
[cheeky]
:-*
8)
[thumbsup]
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 12, 2010, 08:03:05 AM
;)
:D
;D
[cheeky]
:-*
8)
[thumbsup]
[bacon]
So that's what the kids are calling it these days...
Did you remove the socks before you ;) :D ;D [cheeky] :-* 8) [thumbsup] [bacon] 'ed her?
I always wondered if that actually worked...
Valeria Golino sexy dans le film Hot shots (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqc4sKIxrs#normal)
Flight of the Conchords- Business Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU&feature=youtube_gdata_player#normal)
And how did the date go???
Quote from: Punx Clever on December 10, 2010, 10:26:37 PM
God damn motorcycle riding hoodlums dirtying my young, innocent mind. [thumbsup]
[roll] [roll] [laugh] ya of course!!!