We have a cat named Frank. Frank is a black cat with white paws and a white tummy. Frank is a short haired cat. Frank also has a very noticeable pink ass.
Would I be a bad cat owner if I used a wide tip black sharpie and blended in the black around his ass?
I'm tired of see'n his pink ass.
Discuss
another option is that bald spot hair paint
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I...
I can't even figure out where to start.
Are you high?
I wouldn't use the Sharpie on his balloon knot, maybe the bald spot spray.
I wonder if it would be a burny. I dont want to burn him.
since it bothers you so much
maybe
you should color your eyeballs with the sharpie
you pervert
Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 09:29:30 PM
I wonder if it would be a burny. I dont want to burn him.
Give it a test shot on yourself
Quote from: Mother on December 11, 2010, 09:42:46 PM
since it bothers you so much
maybe
you should color your eyeballs with the sharpie
you pervert
FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 11, 2010, 09:46:59 PM
Give it a test shot on yourself
I would but my back is out
Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 09:52:19 PM
FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye
Embrace it-it's the only thing that draws attention away fro those pasty white furry caterpillars you claim are legs.
One ring to rule them all...
That's what you need. Not a sharpie. the ring.
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 09:52:19 PM
FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye
That looks more like an inflamed va jayjay
***shudder***
I think I used to date that girl.
I would second the "test it on yourself" notion...
...but I've never met a cat I've liked.
So go for it.
Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 09:52:19 PM
FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye
But does the Eye follow you around the room?
I've heard that Duct Tape fixes a lot of things.
Quote from: duc750 on December 12, 2010, 03:18:46 AM
I've heard that Duct Tape fixes a lot of things.
And gets his bike painted pink.
(Sorry to the new guys that don't get that.)
Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 11:27:13 PM
That looks more like an inflamed va jayjay
Tell the missus that the honeymoon is over and you need a test subject to research the Sharpie method
unfortunately (at times) the human eye is naturally drawn toward points of contrast
you could dye the entire cat "sphincter pink"
Its really easy
Feed him some beets every day.
Gradually it will darken to a deep purple.
But if you decide to color your cats asshole, please video it and post.
You could just stop looking at it. :)
Shoe polish? Tattooing?
Tattooing?
Damn.
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&expIds=17259,18167,24283,27342,28066,28091&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&q=pink+eye+medicine&cp=11&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=9548972113354125367&ei=sdUETcdUyqzwBoXA0fMM&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=3&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQ8wIwAg# (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&expIds=17259,18167,24283,27342,28066,28091&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&q=pink+eye+medicine&cp=11&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=9548972113354125367&ei=sdUETcdUyqzwBoXA0fMM&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=3&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQ8wIwAg#)
take two drops and call someone else in the morning
Make him the A or B cat...
[evil]
[puke]
Wow.
Just.
Wow.
;D
this thread makes me wanna take a shower
call this guy, maybe he can help
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLqR0r3-7o# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLqR0r3-7o#)
how do you find this stuff ???
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 12, 2010, 07:25:46 AM
how do you find this stuff ???
good or bad, if you do a search for anything you will find it.
More often than not you will regret it and things will be seen that cannot be unseen
Tatooing would give you a longer lasting solution to your problem.
Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 09:52:19 PM
FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye
FWIW...
I wish you had kept it in your house.
Have the vet check him out. Maybe it is swollen.
No...... im sure he's ok. It's just such a stark contrast, im sure
it's even visible from space.
Quote from: bobspapa on December 12, 2010, 08:34:29 AM
No...... im sure he's ok. It's just such a stark contrast, im sure
it's even visible from space.
Maybe there is a little baboon in the cats genetic history?
;D (strangest thread in a long time)
mitt
You owe me a new keyboard! Either that or come over here and mop up all the coffee I just blew out through my nose! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Once again my wife came in and asked what's so damn funny on the DMF board this time? When I told her all she could do was shake her head and say "holy shit, you guys are sick!" [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: mitt on December 12, 2010, 08:47:51 AM
Maybe there is a little baboon in the cats genetic history?
;D (strangest thread in a long time)
mitt
T asked me this morning if Joel was OK...
I told her to reconsider her question. ;)
Bp, you might have a business idea here. Semi-perm anal decoration.
Fun for couples and swingers too. Think of the laughs you'll get when your friend finds a heart, bullseye or portrait of Beethoven back there!
actually..... I'm thinking the actual root problem may be his tail. When the tail is in the down position.... no bungview. The trick is in getting him a less erect tail.
I googled "how to lose an erection"..... this is on the list.
(http://www.gossiboocrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillary-clinton.jpg)
God dammit! Stop it! [laugh] [laugh] Thank God I'm finished with my coffee! Also means no "nooner" for me. You've ruined the mood! :P
Quote from: bobspapa on December 12, 2010, 08:34:29 AM
No...... im sure he's ok. It's just such a stark contrast, im sure
it's even visible from space.
Just to make everyone go ewwww
I dare you to post a pic
Quote from: bobspapa on December 12, 2010, 09:36:57 AM
I googled "how to lose an erection"..... this is on the list.
(http://www.gossiboocrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillary-clinton.jpg)
Jon Stewart: "And this... is where boners go to die."
Good one! [laugh]
If he posts a pic of it there needs to be some sort of warning. I might be drinking something again!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36574444/rear-gear-butt-covers-for-your-cat-and (http://www.etsy.com/listing/36574444/rear-gear-butt-covers-for-your-cat-and)
No reverse bleaching required. :D
Quote from: oldfastwin on December 12, 2010, 11:14:20 AM
Good one! [laugh]
If he posts a pic of it there needs to be some sort of warning. I might be drinking something again!
Hey pal, no one makes you click on this thread
;D
Quote from: minnesotamonster on December 12, 2010, 11:15:59 AM
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36574444/rear-gear-butt-covers-for-your-cat-and (http://www.etsy.com/listing/36574444/rear-gear-butt-covers-for-your-cat-and)
No reverse bleaching required. :D
Made in Portland no less. [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 12, 2010, 09:36:57 AM
actually..... I'm thinking the actual root problem may be his tail. When the tail is in the down position.... no bungview. The trick is in getting him a less erect tail.
You may have another option. Have you tried rogaine? The fur will cover the unsightly defect and he can walk around with an erect tail.
Or a couple of fishing weights on his tail will keep the tail down.
I can't believe I added to this.
cover it up
http://www.amazon.com/Joybies-Piddle-Pants-Measuring-Collar/dp/B000SE7AZG (http://www.amazon.com/Joybies-Piddle-Pants-Measuring-Collar/dp/B000SE7AZG)
The Architect is thinking about a cat with a hairy arsehole and then feigns shock. Lol.
Pics are required....
NO!!!
Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 12, 2010, 03:30:55 PM
NO!!!
YES!!!
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my wife and I are laughing to no end. [thumbsup]
meanwhile, at Google HQ, search administrators are confused after seeing a dramatic spike in searches related to feline anal bleaching and/or coloring.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 12, 2010, 03:48:44 PM
meanwhile, at Google HQ, search administrators are confused after seeing a dramatic spike in searches related to feline anal bleaching and/or coloring.
hmmmmm.....mostly Australians (the land down under) and people from Ashburn (sounds like Ass burn), VA
http://www.google.com/trends?q=anal+bleaching (http://www.google.com/trends?q=anal+bleaching)
Quote from: The Architect on December 12, 2010, 02:28:38 PM
You may have another option. Have you tried rogaine? The fur will cover the unsightly defect and he can walk around with an erect tail.
Or a couple of fishing weights on his tail will keep the tail down.
I can't believe I added to this.
Then wouldn't he be cutting crap out of fur like those small footballs/dogs?
Quote from: ducatiz on December 12, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
The Architect is thinking about a cat with a hairy arsehole and then feigns shock. Lol.
I understand BP's dilemma. I love dogs but despise dogs that walk around show their ass *. So I can image BP's discomfort. Unfortunately he's grown close to the cat and the cat's name is Frank. I just can't believe we're talking about this on a public forum.
Quote from: Scotzman on December 12, 2010, 05:29:24 PM
Then wouldn't he be cutting crap out of fur like those small footballs/dogs?
Cats are usually much cleaner than dogs (until they get old.) But either way, he'll have to decide which is worse; taking a sharpie to a cats ass and having the cat rub it's irritated ass all over his house or having a cat that looks like it belongs in the harold and kumar bottomless party scene with dingle berries.
I saw poor little Frank today.
Cute cat, ugly butt...
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 12, 2010, 06:34:30 PM
I saw poor little Frank today.
Cute cat, ugly butt...
[bacon]
Your date last night said exactly the opposite. ;D
Why were you with his date?
Quote from: ducatiz on December 12, 2010, 06:59:40 PM
Why were you with his date?
I didn't say I was.
Reading comprehension an issue tonight? [evil]
apparently there is a Special Treatment Room for this kind of thing
http://kellyharman.com/2010/03/31/my-cats-butt/ (http://kellyharman.com/2010/03/31/my-cats-butt/)
This thread gives validity to my "Long hair only" cat rules.
Quote from: yamifixer on December 14, 2010, 08:59:42 AM
This thread gives validity to my "Long hair only" cat rules.
SEE! I was onto something! Thank you yamifixer. And I was doubting myself.
Do they make Rogaine for pets? It might be hard getting the right dosage.
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