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Title: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Drunken Monkey on December 13, 2010, 09:52:36 AM http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2010/Paris+Hilton+125+team+2011 (http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2010/Paris+Hilton+125+team+2011)
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Spidey on December 13, 2010, 09:57:24 AM How in the world did this deal come together?!? I bet she's just lending her name to some team whose sponsor is tied in with her brand. Edit: Ah, a little bit of googling tells me I'm right. Apparently, she's the spokesperson for SuperMartxé VIP, which is series of European gay circuit parties (or maybe it's just the usual Ibiza stuff)? Whatever. <shrug> More $, more recognition to GP is good. [thumbsup] Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: desmoquattro on December 13, 2010, 10:19:19 AM Don't let her anywhere near the video camera. Or a cell phone.
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: zooom on December 13, 2010, 10:22:14 AM MEH...she is probably just trolling the paddock for dates...
cause that's HAWT! Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: zooom on December 13, 2010, 10:24:12 AM oh...and BTW...itsa Derby
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44984.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44984.0) Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: gm2 on December 13, 2010, 11:13:02 AM 10 to 1 she's not even aware of this.
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Spidey on December 13, 2010, 11:13:51 AM Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: desmoquattro on December 13, 2010, 12:37:52 PM 10 to 1 she's not even aware of this. Until she runs into one of the riders, video camera and cell phone in hand. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Drunken Monkey on December 13, 2010, 01:11:08 PM oh...and BTW...itsa Derby http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44984.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44984.0) Yeah, but that one got locked and mine didn't. Neener ;D Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Spidey on December 13, 2010, 01:16:22 PM 10 to 1 she's not even aware of this. Isn't she supposed to appear at some press conference about it? (thought I read that somewhere). Gawd, I hope they ask her moto-related questions. [laugh] Spanish riders, Spanish sponsor, Dorna is Spanish . . . a 125cc team might actually make some business sense. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: desmoquattro on December 13, 2010, 03:37:37 PM Isn't she supposed to appear at some press conference about it? (thought I read that somewhere). Gawd, I hope they ask her moto-related questions. [laugh] Paris, how many times have you had unprotected sex on a motorcycle...either in motion or parked in a garage...or in public?Spanish riders, Spanish sponsor, Dorna is Spanish . . . a 125cc team might actually make some business sense. I hope they ask Paris some moto-related questions in Spanish. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: gm2 on December 13, 2010, 04:01:16 PM Isn't she supposed to appear at some press conference about it? (thought I read that somewhere). Gawd, I hope they ask her moto-related questions. [laugh] yeah, i dunno. but i was writing lazily. as in, i'm sure she knows about it but it's probably "some motorcycle thing" as far as she knows. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: rideserotta on December 13, 2010, 06:42:16 PM I know I'm late getting in on this thread but... Paris Hilton is going to do what to the 125cc team?? Will this be one at a time or all at once?
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: zooom on December 14, 2010, 04:29:16 AM I know I'm late getting in on this thread but... Paris Hilton is going to do what to the 125cc team?? Will this be one at a time or all at once? she'll give new meaning to an "all hands on meeting"...LOL Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 15, 2010, 06:38:56 PM We need more slutty semi-hot race sponsors.
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: OT on December 16, 2010, 05:28:46 AM Why am I wondering about what she'd do if they handed her an umbrella....? [popcorn]
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Scotzman on December 16, 2010, 09:09:02 PM Did you guys see the article about Lady Gaga taking over one of Jordan's bikes in the AMA?
;D [puke] Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Grrrly on December 19, 2010, 05:12:22 PM and you thought you were sick just reading about it... [puke] [puke] [puke]
(http://view3.picapp.com/pictures.photo/image/10403308/paris-hilton-presents/paris-hilton-presents.jpg?size=380&imageId=10403308) (http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paris+Hilton+Presents+Supermatxe+Motorbikes+YjzE0uEM_69l.jpg) (http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrities/2010/12/18/moto8.jpg&size=640x480&quality=90) Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 19, 2010, 05:35:20 PM (http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrities/2010/12/18/moto8.jpg&size=640x480&quality=90) (http://www.themudflats.net/wp-content/uploads/brian011.jpg) Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Bick on December 19, 2010, 05:38:34 PM (http://www.themudflats.net/wp-content/uploads/brian011.jpg) Now you're just going to get a certain member of this board excited. :-X ;D Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Scotzman on December 19, 2010, 08:08:56 PM That's hot.
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: gm2 on December 19, 2010, 08:28:30 PM http://www.motogp.com/en/photos/2010/Paris+Hilton+unveils+the+Supermartx+Racing+Team+livery+in+Madrid (http://www.motogp.com/en/photos/2010/Paris+Hilton+unveils+the+Supermartx+Racing+Team+livery+in+Madrid)
looks like photoshop Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: fastwin on December 19, 2010, 08:30:53 PM OK, where did she get those boobs? It's like two NFL linemen are on either side of her and pushing them with all their might to get that cleavage. [bang] This is just so wrong! It's like Taylor Swift disarming road side bombs in Iraq! Another sign the Mayans are going to kill us all in 2012! [laugh]
That moose is hawt! [thumbsup] Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Buckethead on December 20, 2010, 01:24:39 AM (http://www.themudflats.net/wp-content/uploads/brian011.jpg) "Jesus, this coke is amazing. You just have to get a snootful." Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: fastwin on December 20, 2010, 07:03:05 AM [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Yep, there goes more cheap Folgers throught the nose!
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: hadesducati848 on December 20, 2010, 08:19:51 AM (http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paris+Hilton+Presents+Supermatxe+Motorbikes+YjzE0uEM_69l.jpg)
(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrities/2010/12/18/moto8.jpg&size=640x480&quality=90) Those poor bastards have to actually ride that pink monstrosity??? And the paint on the bike hideous also. Who could possibly take them seriously? Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Bick on December 20, 2010, 08:35:28 AM Those poor bastards have to actually ride that pink monstrosity??? And the paint on the bike hideous also. Who could possibly take them seriously? I'm sure they really don't care what color the bike is. Just as long as the money is still pink. (http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1560/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1560R-2059586.jpg) Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Grrrly on December 20, 2010, 09:30:23 AM I don't think the colors are bad at all. Similar colors to Britten. But the star and name on the side should just say "Barbie".
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 20, 2010, 09:59:33 AM Those poor bastards have to actually ride that pink monstrosity??? And the paint on the bike hideous also. Who could possibly take them seriously? LOL Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Rameses on December 23, 2010, 01:06:49 AM (http://www.themudflats.net/wp-content/uploads/brian011.jpg) Is this what you were getting at? (http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16849945/view/1/producttypecolor/97/type/png/width/280/height/280/moose-knuckle_design.png) Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: zooom on December 23, 2010, 04:18:21 AM what if.....god forbid I say this...with the right guidance, she actually was responsible about the handling of the team and turned it all into a success?!?!?
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Rameses on December 23, 2010, 08:37:34 AM what if.....god forbid I say this...with the right guidance, she actually was responsible about the handling of the team and turned it all into a success?!?!? I see that you've typed words, but for the life of me I can't make any sense of what you've said. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: fastwin on December 23, 2010, 09:20:48 AM [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 10:52:14 AM the bike colors are hideous but the funny thing is that she isn't that tall or big of a person but the dudes look about the same size as her, wtf? are those riders really that small?
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 10:55:08 AM the bike colors are hideous but the funny thing is that she isn't that tall or big of a person but the dudes look about the same size as her, wtf? are those riders really that small? the heaviest guy in GP is Nicky Hayden at 150 lbs. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Speeddog on December 23, 2010, 12:09:38 PM A quick Google sez Paris is 5'8", if so, she'd be taller than what, 80% of the MotoGP riders?
Let alone the Moto2 and 125 riders. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 12:35:49 PM Cue: the oompa loompa song
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: hadesducati848 on December 23, 2010, 12:55:27 PM the heaviest guy in GP is Nicky Hayden at 150 lbs. hahahaha i was 150 in the 9th grade and that was my slimmed down wrestling weight Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 01:21:34 PM I bet Nicky gets more tail with his 150 lbs!
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 05:35:12 PM rossi has to be heavier than hayden, afterall rossi is something like 6ft right? when he is standing next to any of the other riders he is towering over them.
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Scotzman on December 23, 2010, 05:41:56 PM He's skinnier too.
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 05:42:11 PM rossi has to be heavier than hayden, afterall rossi is something like 6ft right? when he is standing next to any of the other riders he is towering over them. according to motogp.com, val is 67kg and nicky is 69kg. **edit. DOH! I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass! Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Buckethead on December 23, 2010, 05:55:39 PM **edit. DOH! I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass! Yeah. Him and my left leg. :P Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Scotzman on December 23, 2010, 06:44:50 PM according to motogp.com, val is 67kg and nicky is 69kg. How much of that is hair?**edit. DOH! I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass! Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: kopfjäger on December 23, 2010, 11:56:25 PM wtf? are those riders really that small? In the words of John McClean. "Welcome to the party pal". Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on December 24, 2010, 05:21:45 AM the bike colors are hideous but the funny thing is that she isn't that tall or big of a person but the dudes look about the same size as her, wtf? are those riders really that small? just a thought, did it not occur to you as odd that ducatis are set up for a 160 lb rider? Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Spidey on June 02, 2011, 10:53:00 AM She's gonna show up in person this weekend.
http://crash.net/motogp/news/169819/1/paris_hilton_to_attend_catalunya_gp.html (http://crash.net/motogp/news/169819/1/paris_hilton_to_attend_catalunya_gp.html) While she bothers me, but the publicity is good for the sport, and will be fun for the otherwise relatively unknown 125 grid. As long as they don't cut away from the GP feed (they can do it during the 125 feed, but not when the big boys are running) to show her, that'll be fine. Cuz If I miss some good racing while they show a Paris cleavage shot, I'll be pissed. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on June 02, 2011, 11:16:19 AM Shell be reenacting her famous burger commercial as a paddock girl.
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: Buckethead on June 02, 2011, 11:16:58 AM Let's hope no one brings a pineapple. :o
Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: pennyrobber on June 02, 2011, 12:05:04 PM It was great a few races ago when the race commentary mentioned Paris Hilton and her involvement with the team. One of the announcers when referring to Hilton said something to the tune of, "...the American Celebrity know for... modeling? or singing maybe? We're not really sure what she does..."
And neither does anyone else. ??? Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: derby on June 02, 2011, 04:41:22 PM And neither does anyone else. ??? quite frankly, she's known for being a socialite, the great-granddaughter of conrad hilton, and an heiress to the hilton family fortune which lets her comfortably do whatever the make the beast with two backs she wants, whenever the make the beast with two backs she wants. everything else (model/actress/singer/author) is secondary. Title: Re: Threat, menace or sign of the apocalypse? Post by: ducatiz on June 02, 2011, 06:00:06 PM quite frankly, she's known for being a socialite, the great-granddaughter of conrad hilton, and an heiress to the hilton family fortune which lets her comfortably make the beast with two backs whatever the what she wants, whenever the make the beast with two backs she wants. everything else (model/actress/singer/author) is secondary. fixed |