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Title: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: MendoDave on December 14, 2010, 03:44:56 PM
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/12/14/Festivus-gets-prisoner-kosher-meals/UPI-10341292358366/ (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/12/14/Festivus-gets-prisoner-kosher-meals/UPI-10341292358366/)
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: Vindingo on December 14, 2010, 04:27:57 PM
illegal alien drug dealer... I hope he got cable tv too.  Why not make it a first-class plane ticket while we are at it  [thumbsup] 
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: Drjones on December 14, 2010, 04:28:24 PM
It's Kalifornia. What do you expect from a people who are so stupid that they lack basic math skills.
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: ducatiz on December 14, 2010, 05:38:14 PM
I am shocked it went on for a couple of months. 

If I ever go to prison in California, I'm going to claim I'm a member of the FSM cult and I must be fellated daily by a Playboy model.
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: triangleforge on December 16, 2010, 08:02:25 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 14, 2010, 05:38:14 PM
I am shocked it went on for a couple of months. 

If I ever go to prison in California, I'm going to claim I'm a member of the FSM cult and I must be fellated daily by a Playboy model.

You and that damn noodly appendage.
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: Bick on December 16, 2010, 08:16:28 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on December 14, 2010, 04:27:57 PM
Why not make it a first-class plane ticket while we are at it  [thumbsup] 

How inhumane can you get?!!!

Nothing less than a G-V.  [evil]


[bang]
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: derby on December 16, 2010, 08:31:12 AM
Quote from: Drjones on December 14, 2010, 04:28:24 PM
It's Kalifornia. What do you expect from a people who are so stupid that they lack basic math skills.

as a texan living in california for the last decade, what exactly are you trying to say here?
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: Heath on December 16, 2010, 08:56:33 AM
Quote from: Drjones on December 14, 2010, 04:28:24 PM
It's Kalifornia. What do you expect from a people who are so stupid that they lack basic math skills.
Hey my wife and I were born and raised in California.  Between the three of us we are pretty good at math!
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: ducatiz on December 16, 2010, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on December 16, 2010, 08:02:25 AM
You and that damn noodly appendage.

<noodle sound>
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: ducatiz on December 16, 2010, 09:01:55 AM
Quote from: Heath on December 16, 2010, 08:56:33 AM
Hey my wife and I were born and raised in California.  Between the three of us we are pretty good at math!

Are you in the state Assembly??
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: Drjones on December 16, 2010, 02:47:27 PM
Yet idiots who aren't good at math keep getting elected there as representatives of the populace.
Title: Re: 'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals
Post by: Scotzman on December 16, 2010, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: Heath on December 16, 2010, 08:56:33 AM
Hey my wife and I were born and raised in California.  Between the three of us we are pretty good at math!
That makes five of us...