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Title: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Monster Dave on December 17, 2010, 11:18:09 AM
[thumbsup]

Afterburner:  Hennessey Venom GT Hits the Dyno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1r2hEpes64&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: derby on December 17, 2010, 11:35:32 AM
1200hp lotus exige.. yummy!  [evil]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: derby on December 17, 2010, 11:39:04 AM
(http://www.roadandtrack.com/var/ezflow_site/storage_RT_NEW/storage/images/tests/draft-content/hennessey-venom-gt/gallery/hennessey_venom_gt_photo_1/2262002-1-eng-US/rt-hennessey-venom-gt-001_gallery_image_large.jpg)

(http://www.roadandtrack.com/var/ezflow_site/storage_RT_NEW/storage/images/tests/draft-content/hennessey-venom-gt/gallery/hennessey_venom_gt_photo_2/2262017-1-eng-US/rt-hennessey-venom-gt-002_gallery_image_large.jpg)

(http://www.roadandtrack.com/var/ezflow_site/storage_RT_NEW/storage/images/tests/draft-content/hennessey-venom-gt/gallery/hennessey_venom_gt_photo_17/2262242-1-eng-US/rt-hennessey-venom-gt-017_gallery_image_large.jpg)

Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Monster Dave on December 17, 2010, 11:42:40 AM
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_aaN1qczf4R8/R_uxcqr3taI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/uH4liDk00MQ/s320/Fat%2BBastard.jpg)


Fat Bastard certifies that as "Dead Sexy!"

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Punx Clever on December 17, 2010, 12:26:24 PM
Not sure why, but these "super exotics" always look like a steaming pile of euorpean dog shit to me.
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: derby on December 17, 2010, 12:30:23 PM
Quote from: Punx Clever on December 17, 2010, 12:26:24 PM
Not sure why, but these "super exotics" always look like a steaming pile of euorpean dog shit to me.

well, i suppose there's no accounting for taste... hehehe.
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: derby on December 17, 2010, 12:33:32 PM
i mean, seriously, how can you hate this?

http://www.roadandtrack.com/tests/car/hennessey-venom-gt (http://www.roadandtrack.com/tests/car/hennessey-venom-gt)

~2.24lbs per hp?!
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Latinbalar on December 17, 2010, 12:35:36 PM
When you build a car and focus on performance you get an ugly car.

For example the Gumpert
(http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/10/22/04/13/2008_gumpert_apollo-pic-7044091766133048906.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Triple J on December 17, 2010, 12:37:32 PM
I don't see how anyone can think the Venom is ugly...with or without 1200 hp.  :o [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: duccarlos on December 17, 2010, 12:52:04 PM
Quote from: Triple J on December 17, 2010, 12:37:32 PM
I don't see how anyone can think the Venom is ugly...with or without 1200 hp.  :o [thumbsup]

+1
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Punx Clever on December 17, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
It's the shape man... underneath the body it's a fine piece of work and it gets my Mechanical Engineer's jolly off.

EDIT: To clarify... I think it's a combination of the 1)Wheel-wells/Fenders looking like they were glued on as an afterthought and 2) cockpit looking like a bubble.

Supercar that looks good:
(http://www.bbn-school.org/us/math/ap_stats/project_abstracts_folder/proj_student_research_folder/marcil_formula_1/marcil_formula1_files/image001.jpg)

The grumpert isn't too bad, aside from the super-tiny side windows.
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Monster Dave on December 17, 2010, 01:11:32 PM
I think there are 2 types of fugly cars and only one of them is acceptable in my book:

Type 1: EV cars.
Type 2: Uber-fast exotic cars.

Any guesses on which is acceptable??  [cheeky]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: orangelion03 on December 17, 2010, 01:15:28 PM
Darn it..I thought I was going to see a video of some idiot lighting his farts after drinking Hennesey's.
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Triple J on December 17, 2010, 01:16:08 PM
Quote from: Punx Clever on December 17, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
It's the shape man...

You're crazy!  [cheeky]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: DesmoDiva on December 17, 2010, 01:27:01 PM
Quote from: orangelion03 on December 17, 2010, 01:15:28 PM
Darn it..I thought I was going to see a video of some idiot lighting his farts after drinking Hennesey's.

LOL!! So did I.    [laugh]

What a bunch dirty minds.....
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Speedbag on December 17, 2010, 04:02:00 PM
Gumpert.....even the name is ugly.
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Buckethead on December 17, 2010, 05:22:22 PM
Yes. Yes I would.

I would hit that.

[coffee]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: derby on December 17, 2010, 05:35:10 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on December 17, 2010, 05:22:22 PM
Yes. Yes I would.

I would hit that.

[coffee]

(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hit_it_fist_angry_god.jpeg?w=498&h=306)
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: lethe on December 17, 2010, 05:41:16 PM
Ugly only makes a fast car better as it pisses off those you are faster than on yet another level.
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: ducatiz on December 17, 2010, 06:36:08 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on December 17, 2010, 11:18:09 AM
[thumbsup]


You think it's just fire, that's a con rod.

Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Buckethead on December 17, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
Quote from: derby on December 17, 2010, 05:35:10 PM
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hit_it_fist_angry_god.jpeg?w=498&h=306)


Not only is the statement correct, the image is probably roughly equivalent to what it would look like if I got behind the wheel.

[coffee]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Ratfink749 on December 17, 2010, 09:19:45 PM
Yeah.. its amazingly impractical.  1200 hp in a Lotus I think would be comparable to 500 hp in a DesmoRR..    Yes.. Would me amazingly cool to have.. but what tires in the world could actually connect that kind of power to the asphalt??  Throttle control you say??  Traction control??  You'd end up only utilizing half of the available power before it would be cut into by either a loss of traction, or the computer trying to stop a loss of traction.   HELL YES I'D ROCK ONE!  [drool]
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: Rameses on December 19, 2010, 02:09:30 AM
Quote from: Ratfink749 on December 17, 2010, 09:19:45 PM
Yeah.. its amazingly impractical.  1200 hp in a Lotus I think would be comparable to 500 hp in a DesmoRR..    Yes.. Would me amazingly cool to have.. but what tires in the world could actually connect that kind of power to the asphalt??  Throttle control you say??  Traction control??  You'd end up only utilizing half of the available power before it would be cut into by either a loss of traction, or the computer trying to stop a loss of traction.   HELL YES I'D ROCK ONE!  [drool]


I'm willing to bet the tires could handle all 1200hp while you're going 180mph.

Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: RAT900 on December 19, 2010, 05:01:55 AM
Quote from: derby on December 17, 2010, 11:39:04 AM
(http://www.roadandtrack.com/var/ezflow_site/storage_RT_NEW/storage/images/tests/draft-content/hennessey-venom-gt/gallery/hennessey_venom_gt_photo_1/2262002-1-eng-US/rt-hennessey-venom-gt-001_gallery_image_large.jpg)

I dunno but that whole tail light panel is reminding me of a sporty Japanese sub-compact ...can't remember which one
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 19, 2010, 09:04:59 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 17, 2010, 06:36:08 PM
You think it's just fire, that's a con rod.

I was thinking that sounded like a failure of something ~

JM
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: lethe on December 19, 2010, 09:38:44 AM
nah, I think all Lotuses just have flatulence problems

LOTUS HONDA K20 EXIGE RACE CAR ON DYNO FLAMING EXHAUST PIPE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC9TtzDahRE#normal)
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: derby on December 19, 2010, 09:47:06 AM
Quote from: lethe on December 19, 2010, 09:38:44 AM
nah, I think all Lotuses just have flatulence problems


my rx-7s used to do that.  ;D
Title: Re: The Hennessey Venom Farts Fire!
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 19, 2010, 10:09:39 AM
Quote from: lethe on December 19, 2010, 09:38:44 AM
nah, I think all Lotuses just have flatulence problems

I was talking about the metallic rattle post-flame on decel ~

JM