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Title: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Boog on December 21, 2010, 04:37:10 PM
aprilia funny commercial.  real bikes.for real men! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5GAhn8Raxg&feature=player_detailpage#normal)


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Grampa on December 21, 2010, 04:43:05 PM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: redxblack on December 21, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
Was that a 620 he was riding?


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: zooom on December 21, 2010, 05:08:28 PM
I can honestly say, that Peg Perego musta had a dead battery, cause that thing moves much faster than that!


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: muskrat on December 21, 2010, 05:21:48 PM
good one.  now, can we have Ducati's response?   [coffee]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Monster Dave on December 21, 2010, 05:25:43 PM
THOSE RAT BASTARDS!!!!


THIS MEANS WAR!!!





[evil]






Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: zooom on December 21, 2010, 05:27:53 PM
all I can say is....they should be glad it wasn't KTM making that commercial...the guy would have pulled away from the stop on 1 wheel!!!


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: muskrat on December 21, 2010, 05:28:57 PM
as it is the guy on the Aprilia almost got run over at the stop sign.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: sisca77 on December 21, 2010, 05:35:36 PM
  [laugh]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: BoDiddley on December 21, 2010, 05:42:10 PM
Holly crap : Carl von Clausewitz war.   I thought he was getting ready to jump in the pool!


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: kopfjäger on December 21, 2010, 06:29:29 PM
 [clap]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: NFJ79 on December 21, 2010, 07:16:57 PM
Low blow!  That hurts!


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Scotzman on December 21, 2010, 07:23:51 PM
I was thinking about getting my son that two gear speed demon.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: hunduc on December 21, 2010, 07:42:08 PM
they even put the espresso joke in it... damn, that's good.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: mitt on December 21, 2010, 07:42:33 PM
At least it wasn't one of the new monsters - that would have been really embarrassing.



 ;D



mitt


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: kopfjäger on December 21, 2010, 08:44:38 PM
At least it wasn't one of the new monsters - that would have been really embarrassing.



 ;D

mitt

Zing   [laugh]   [drink]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: rideserotta on December 21, 2010, 09:19:11 PM
That's a great commercial. Even though they dis'd my 620!!


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Rameses on December 21, 2010, 10:13:02 PM


Here's the Ducati response.



Ruben Xaus on the Hypermotard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9pV0TMa2Q#normal)



Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: kopfjäger on December 21, 2010, 10:37:55 PM
^^ weak at best.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Rameses on December 21, 2010, 11:05:58 PM
^^ weak at best.


Yeah, Ruben Xaus can't ride for shit.

One of us should probably go teach him some stuff.

'Cause I know I've done plenty of knee-down, one-handed powerslides.





Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: kopfjäger on December 21, 2010, 11:14:54 PM

Yeah, Ruben Xaus can't ride for shit.

One of us should probably go teach him some stuff.

'Cause I know I've done plenty of knee-down, one-handed powerslides.





Ask BMW how good he rides.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Lars D on December 22, 2010, 01:30:49 AM
Xaus shoulda had a Ham  sandwich.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: duclvr on December 22, 2010, 03:44:20 AM
as it is the guy on the Aprilia almost got run over at the stop sign.

I saw that too.  [laugh]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: rideserotta on December 22, 2010, 04:47:37 AM

Yeah, Ruben Xaus can't ride for shit.

One of us should probably go teach him some stuff.

'Cause I know I've done plenty of knee-down, one-handed powerslides.

He's referring to the response not riding skills. And he's right... not clever at all. Needs to some creativity with it.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: ducatiz on December 22, 2010, 05:24:18 AM
Seems to me Aprilia is smarting from all the co-branding that Ducati has done.

My 3 year old has the Peg Perego Ducati.

He already identifies with the brand.  He shits a brick when he sees one of my bikes out and already does the "twist wrist" VROOM VROOM!   

Ducati did a smart thing making that little bike -- and all the toddler-sized clothes.

He will ride a bike one day and will always have a soft spot for Ducatis.

When I leave for a ride, there is something fun about him yelling out the door "WHEELIE DADDY!"


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: hunduc on December 22, 2010, 05:46:11 AM
At least it wasn't one of the new monsters - that would have been really embarrassing.



 ;D



mitt

they had to use the old style, those new ones are hard to tell apart from the japanese bikes...

i just had to say something to this...  :)


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: akmnstr on December 22, 2010, 05:59:45 AM
they had to use the old style, those new ones are hard to tell apart from the japanese bikes...

i just had to say something to this...  :)

Oh oh.  Just were are your loyalties?  When Ducati is attacked from the outside we must rally in her defense.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: rideserotta on December 22, 2010, 06:23:45 AM
Seems to me Aprilia is smarting from all the co-branding that Ducati has done.

My 3 year old has the Peg Perego Ducati.

He already identifies with the brand.  He shits a brick when he sees one of my bikes out and already does the "twist wrist" VROOM VROOM!   

Ducati did a smart thing making that little bike -- and all the toddler-sized clothes.

He will ride a bike one day and will always have a soft spot for Ducatis.

When I leave for a ride, there is something fun about him yelling out the door "WHEELIE DADDY!"

+1  My kids go nuts over my bike too. A student of mine who went home for the holidays parked his R6 in my garage for winter. I fire it up every fews days and ride it around to keep it 'fresh'. Yesterday when I pulled his bike out my 3 year old said, "Daddy, take the real bike." I said this is a real bike. He said, "No it's not... it sounds weird and it's not red." (acutally he said "it's not wed") He knows passion at 3!


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: hunduc on December 22, 2010, 06:24:54 AM
Oh oh.  Just were are your loyalties?  When Ducati is attacked from the outside we must rally in her defense.

i did not start it...


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 22, 2010, 07:12:03 AM
Anyone know the difference between Paris Hilton and Aprilia?


















Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: ungeheuer on December 22, 2010, 07:16:59 AM
 [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: rideserotta on December 22, 2010, 07:18:29 AM
Anyone know the difference between Paris Hilton and Aprilia?

Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.
[clap] [laugh]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: ryandalling on December 22, 2010, 07:26:19 AM
Isnt it the Aprilia team she is now sponsoring? lol


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: mitt on December 22, 2010, 07:32:29 AM
Anyone know the difference between Paris Hilton and Aprilia?


















Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.


 [thumbsup]   [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Rameses on December 22, 2010, 07:57:38 AM
He's referring to the response not riding skills. And he's right... not clever at all. Needs to some creativity with it.



It wasn't meant to be clever.

I was just posting it because it shows something other than what the Priller video depicts the stereotypical Ducati rider as being... which is a wealthy douchebag that buys an Italian bike as a status symbol and can't ride for shit.



Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: il d00d on December 22, 2010, 08:31:21 AM
Less people have ridden an Aprilia.

Alternatively, Paris Hilton needs less maintenance.

Paris may give you hepatitis, but the Aprilia will give your garage AIDS?

I didn't think there was anything particularly clever about the first commercial.  But any excuse to break balls is ok by me  :P 


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: gh0stie on December 22, 2010, 08:52:19 AM
those bastards...i lol'd


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: strat10 on December 22, 2010, 09:00:03 AM
At least now I know what to get my son for Xmas....well, a late xmas gift...


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: ab on December 22, 2010, 09:29:24 AM
 ;D 


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: triangleforge on December 22, 2010, 09:54:05 AM
^^ weak at best.

Don't read "response" too literally -- the Xaus video went up in 2007...

Of course, Aprilia's scooter overlords have no problem switching the message around 180 degrees...

Vespa vs Harley-Davidson funny advertising (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQDeg95sZqE#normal)


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Rameses on December 22, 2010, 10:15:19 AM
At least now I know what to get my son for Xmas....well, a late xmas gift...


Doesn't have to be a late one...

I've seen them for sale in the local Sears.  (Around the tool/lawnmower section.)

Might be worth checking.  



Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Spidey on December 22, 2010, 10:32:24 AM
make the beast with two backs Aprilia.  Only douches ride Italian bikes.  Real men ride bikes like this.
(http://www.ratbike.org/photos/ace08/winner_hi.jpg)


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: junior varsity on December 22, 2010, 10:46:08 AM
that thing looks supa safe.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Spidey on December 22, 2010, 10:47:45 AM
Real men don't care about safety, ya girlie-man.   [cheeky]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: ducatiz on December 22, 2010, 10:54:21 AM
I really like the factory fart vents.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: junior varsity on December 22, 2010, 10:55:05 AM
i put those on mine but discovered the leather still bubbles up.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: ducatiz on December 22, 2010, 10:56:20 AM
Lay off the chipotle.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: strat10 on December 22, 2010, 03:42:56 PM
Just found one of those Mini Ducati's on Smeeebay for $199.00 Maybe now my son will quit climbing on my monster, twisting the throttle and going "varooom varooom"


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Statler on December 22, 2010, 05:12:14 PM
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/cheers005.jpg)
smallest Duc

(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/Ductrio005.jpg)
next smallest, and third in line.  (damn I've gotten some mileage out of this pic)

(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/VIRducatijuly09065.jpg)
this pourage is toooo hot.



the small electric does 140 btw.


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: DRKWNG on December 22, 2010, 05:54:15 PM
all I can say is....they should be glad it wasn't KTM making that commercial...the guy would have pulled away from the stop on 1 wheel!!!

While flaunting a ham sammich in the left hand.   [evil]


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Privateer on December 22, 2010, 08:01:30 PM
good one.  now, can we have Ducati's response?   [coffee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Superbike_World_Champions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Superbike_World_Champions)

Champion (Mfg)
 Honda Ducati Suzuki Yamaha Aprilia
416111
   


Title: Re: Aprilia's just mean.
Post by: Buckethead on December 26, 2010, 05:57:46 PM
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/cheers005.jpg)

That pic never gets old.


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