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Here's what we hope to be the first of many giveaways this year to thank our members!  This one happens to be sponsored by Jeff with Monsterparts.com


Want a race suit?   One or two-piece.  This color scheme or all black.   Ladies, Jeff can work out a suit for you too (although perhaps not this exact one) so please enter as well.



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Here's the deal:

contest open to members with 100 or more posts (newbies, no cheating to get post count up fast...we'll see it).

In 25 words or less, and no more than one picture, tell us why you need/want the suit.  Pics may not be road rash or medical.
judged by the admins and Jeff.   points for making us laugh.

No deadline yet, but after a couple weeks we'll post a warning countdown of a few days.

submit to where or whom?

here.  in this thread.

one entry only.

no editing of posts.(damn it.. stop making me make rules and shit   ;D).

^ Shouldn't entries be submitted privately to ensure fairness?

fairness to whom?   the admins and Jeff will discuss them privately and declare a winner.

it's free, folks, stop making it difficult.

everyone gets to enjoy the entries and one person gets a suit.  yay.  hooray.  happiness.

I didn't see any promises of fairness.

 :P

ding ding ding ding.

It's not a drawing (this time).  perhaps next one will be names from a hat, with youtube of the drawing.   Think we'll have some gloves from Newenough soon.

but for now:  get creative and tell us why you should have your own personal protection cow.

damn...I have 2 perfect entries...

At the risk of being the first guy out and allowing other people to come up with stuff better than mine I'll bite. If I win:

"I will go to the Baltimore Inner Harbor and act out a scene from a Power Rangers episode in public. Pics and video of course."

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Fairness is an artificial concept invented by mothers to get their brats to get along.

OK, my entry will be short and honest.

Since retiring my waist is growing and my wallet is shrinking.

That's it ;D



Oh, since this lame entry obviously won't win anyway I can't be accused of brown nosing when I say

Hey you said originally that we would judge this while drunk.
can i still be drunkled?

requirement.   [drink]

Personally, I would expect nothing less than screen door drunk.

That is somewhat of an inside joke...use your imagination. ;)

Isn't that screen door dead?

It's quite like me...

It's not dead yet.

I should get it so I can use it as a bribe to get 'Tini to do a track day.  She doesn't want to get her good riding gear dirty...    [roll]      ;D

Ok here goes:

I need a one piece suit because I am tired of explaining to people why I own leather pants.


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25 word limit.

My suit is old, rashed and illegal in my state (many Joeys/Wombats died in the making).  I need a new Joey friendly cow-hide!

If I have a set of proper leathers, the next deer incident won't hurt as bad.

And I'll be more likely to live to fight another day.  :)

does that disqualify me or can i edit or would that disqualify me...  [bang]

My thinking was no editing for content... It'll be up to the entire judging group, but I'd give it a pass to edit for number of words this time.

I feel like I'm getting better at riding, the only thing I'm missing is that feeling you get when you first touch a knee!
 

;D

I don't need a suit for myself so I'm asking for my wife.  She has a suit but it makes her ass look big and if I say another word about it I'll be sleeping with the dogs.  A new suit could save our marriage.

If they can't "guilt" you into it, or use shame for leverage...


    ;)

Man you guys sound jaded about your parents!!  [cheeky]

Because at this rate, a one-piece is probably going to be mandatory for military riders, and they'd probably be pretty steamed if I blew this year's uniform allowance on beer a suit.  [moto]

Oh, and +1 on the "Thank You" to Jeff and MonsterParts.com  [beer]

I sold my suit to RichD  :'( There was simply too much room in the nether regions; blame can be assigned to a certain Mrs.  You see, I got married and have since lost my balls (could be the cold  :-\).  No matter how hard I try they will never be the same so I need a "better" fitting suit....the only cure is another divorce which I cannot afford.

It will be my first year racing! I only have borrowed leathers, so I want to start my racing year in style!

Just look at those ancient, ugly, borrowed leathers:
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I need them because you just can't go out on the track like this!!!


(http://www.mad-ducati.com/Gallery/bsandusky/G382/VIRpitrace2.JPG)

 

After laying down the ST, I haven't replaced my old synthetic jacket and pants.
Also so I can flaunt it at my newly ex-wife, so she thinks I have more money than I do.
HA!
Thanks guys!

We'll have to schedule that carefully then, you guys are usually getting drunked while I'm at work wondering where to go for lunch...

Fortunately, in Australia  [beer] counts as "lunch" (I'll justbhave to arrange for someone else to drive...)

Big


 

Ok,

I have no money to purchase one and in order to attend riding courses, I need one.

Here’s a pic of Gina.


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3365/4637665708_45bb1fea62.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/4637665708/)
DUCATI M620D Rh (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkmonster620/4637665708/#) by DarkMonster620 (http://www.flickr.com/people/darkmonster620/), on Flickr

i'm fat, it's like trying to get a sock on a bowling ball!





i'm voting for artful though, and jeff is a champion!

We could do it on a weekend...

or in the early evening for you if you like.

I can be drunk anytime. ;D

My balls get cold in my perf'd suit so I need another.  I Daniel Craig'd jeff and the admins a pic as confirmation.

If I owned a suit like that, my first accident wouldn't have been nearly as bad.  I don't, however, need new footwear or helmet.  They survived.

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I dont need the suit. Give it to me so I can give it away again. ;D

OOHHH THE HUMANITY!!  THE HUMANITY!!

but... not having a suit is my last excuse  :-\

if i win it... i'll have to start doing some track days

I need it so that I can be fully prepared to blow old guys on fast bikes into the weeds on their home track.  ;D

Why should I be the chosen one? The suit is butt ugly, I have won too many things, this would just end up collecting dust.

Sorry, this was all I saw and my mind freaked out a little bit.

but then I continued on and felt better.

Nate is a handsome man and quite the charmer.

I donate to all the causes here, pif things and never got or asked for anything back.

I have never won anything in my life.

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

cause the only gear i have is a star mesh jacket, i cant afford leathers, oh yeah and im gonna need them for track day at the next dimby [thumbsup]

I would love a Cortech one-piece suit!!  I have only a two-piece suit without knee sliders, and I would love to take the suit off at the track so all the women would see my awesome tats!!

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/pompino/tat3.jpg)

It made you feel better when you continued reading to this point... ?

I think i should win , cause my wife says i can't have a one peice leather suit cause guys shouldnt wear that much leather. ???

I desire one for purely selfish reasons. Recently stopped talking to a girl who's a die hard vegetarian and would only ride with me when I wore the textile gear. I see her all the time in town during social gatherings. I would love to ride up in one piece just to piss her off.

"Give my dad those freakin' leathers or I'll bust a your knee caps! He definitely needs some style. He's got NO swagga' now." Love, Jacob
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I need a suit for my daughters (I have three) so they can ride with me outside of the neighborhood.   [thumbsup]

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                             Charlie's Track Day List

Bike-----------Check

Helmet--------Check

Suit-----------Not Checked

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I ask not for myself..... but for a man far to humble and modest to ask for such a fine gift as this.

Please consider my friend and humanitarian SacDuc as your choice.






as an added bonus..... I'll toss in some extra knee pucks for the winner  :)

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Good God, man! Please, please put some clothes on!

i would like to give my chance to ducatini.

however if bribery is ok
your choice of tequila, vodka, rum, whisky, or beer. (brand and style choice)
hand delivered to as many as i can.

Old suit has been flight tested and approved.  Need a new suit to flight test at this years Ducati in the Rockies!

Plus, if I get a new suit for free... I can spend that money on a POS Kawi 250 and really see how well it holds up!

[laugh] Winner!

he could also use some sunblock.


my snuggie keeps me covered, but on acceleration i tend to billow out and go airborne (has not been flight tested).

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before I forget


Jeff rocks [thumbsup]

I have the build of a sickly praying mantis.

I'm on blood thinners and need riding protection. 

I haven't been inside a cow since puberty.

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Joel

Got somethin' against gin drinkers?   :P








Now that's funny.   [laugh] [laugh]

Doctor insists I get a colonoscopy which requires a super colon blow consisting of 40 pills over a 24hr period and being knocked out.  FLM

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-doctor-cat-inspects-pinata.jpg)

Charlief, I mean this in the nicest possible way:  I feel like I have seen you naked, like, a lot.  More times than a person should, who happens to frequent the same motorcycle forum and not, say, the same bath house.

Re: My 45K Ti upgrade http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44393.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44393.0)


I don't think we ever got a definitive answer on that.  Perhaps we have one now.

In the spirit of decreasing the ratio of naked:clothed posts, can I vote for Charlief?




 ;D  [beer]

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Because, starting May, it shall undertake an Epic loop around the country, see many DMF’ers couches, and be chronicled for your entertainment, ala Excellent Adventure.

Because the suit would go so well with the boots I won in the first DML give-away.    ;D

Me too, me too!

I need to graduate to power ranger status so I can improve my riding skillz. Textile just doesn't give me enough confidence.

(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m100/philipmspt/bikers.jpg)

El Matador........change your route to go through Big Bend and up through Alpine into Austin.  stay the hell off I-10.

While I've been away from the house for the past 6 months, my family relocated. My wife put my leather jacket in the outdoor (read: vented to outside elements in Hawaii) storage locker. Came home, and it turns out jacket was ruined by moisture combining with my excreted manliness to form mold in several places on the garment.  :(

I need a 2-piece suit, cause we just had a kid and cloth diapers are pricey!

I should win it simply because ... it will look sooooo much better on me than any of these guys!  :-*

We have nothing to base this argument on besides your tiny avatar. For all we know, that could have been several years and an eating disorder or two ago.   [coffee]

You'll just have to take her word for it.

↑↑↑ Let's not threadjack due to a picture, please ...

I'm sure that you can get your jollys off elsewhere.


Thank you.

Now, move along.

In the interest of keeping this somewhat manageable...

can we limit the posting to entries. Please.

I haven't been laid in months...MONTHS! Please help me, it's starting to hurt. :'(

Hello,
I would love to win the suit and think i deserve it because of my work on and off the track with up and comming racers at several tracks in Minnesota and Iowa.  I work with not only new racers but with riders seeking to advance their skills through a riding school. I have a well sorted Ducati Monster 620 that i built into a competitive race bike and am active on this forum with answers to riding questions and technical questions.  In 2011 I am the CRA #7 expert plate and plan on racing towards at least a top 5 plate for 2012.  I was 2nd in the MN supermoto series in 2011 as well.  All this racing costs money and a suit does as well.  eliminating the cost of a new suit for this season puts that many more races into my budget.  Furthermore, I would love to support monsterparts with a well done logo on the leathers.  This is great exposure for the Co. since i spend 8-10 days a month at tracks around the midwest either racing, coaching, or instructing, and am well regarded in the racing community.  Please see the below link to my website for pictures and my past columns regarding my racing.
Thank you for you consideration,
-Geoff [bacon]

you know I just went back and saw that, so here's my revised one;  Obvously i need a new suit because i've crashed out mine and hit my head and apperantly lost my ability to read instructions.
thank you
-geoff [bacon]

I need a new suit because being unemployed, I had to sell off my other suit to cover bills. For Christmas I recieved trackday credits...

Thanks.

Because Vanilla Ice is getting the band back together, and I've got nothing to wear.

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Vanilla%20Ice-4.JPG)

And a BIG THANK YOU to Monsterparts!!!

My first Monster, my first Ducati.  Never understood Ducatisti, then I got the M1100.  It inspires me to explore my limits, I NEED more protection.

I've been riding for over 40 years and haven't been on a decent track yet. I need a suit for Code school this year, please.

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/dmf-1.jpg?t=1295024247)

if that's one of those Ca cows, I hear they have thin skin

I'm just wondering how many time one may enter?

I'm thinking just once but if not..... I do have more pictures.

Reading is...

fundamental

Reading is for showoffs!!  [cheeky]

have you seen my OLD personal protection cow????








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My balls. I want the suit because of my balls. My leathers apparently issued a fatwa on my balls. CorTech would love my balls.



/balls  <----- 25

^^^ this.

He saved my life. No bullshit.   

Doctor said if Carl hadn't dragged/carried me to the paramedics,  I might not be here today.

Truth.


[bacon]

Please consider awarding me this great suit. I'd really like to be a ducatisti instead of a ducatician.

I don't need a suit so count me out but I feel I need to add my 2 cents (we all have two cents to add, like arm pits we all have two cents to add.  And the beer and scotch told me to write this.  The beer and scotch told me rules are for pregnant doges.)  But I do need a pair of gloves; I decided to feel the pavement with one pair in the bowl at Loudon and the replacement I bought are mid evil torture devices, bla bla bla, you can fill in the rest of the pissing and moaning.

I'm going to have to push for monsterlover, he has been very generous to many of us.  I received a part from him without even asking for it.  Included in the package were treats that the whole family enjoyed  [thumbsup].  The man has been good to so many and hasn't asked for a thing.  Give him the suit.

My second choice would be Bettyrage.  Who the make the beast with two backs would want to race in a borrowed set of leathers?!  How many people have worn that suit before her?  How much ball sweat is she having to sit in?  How many days has someone before her been on a track during 90+ degree weather and sweated in as if the rider were a high-school wrestler looking to make weight by working out wearing a plastic suit for six hours?   She might as well be swimming in a pool of sweat when racing.  [puke]

Charlie, you shouldn't be allowed to DIMBY anymore (I don't care how good your long island stories are.)  You don't need a suit.  You need underwear, preferably long johns, you know the one piece red kind with the poop shoot.)   ;)

I feel the love Frank. I really do.

But I like DIMBY. I was at the first one and only missed DIMBY 2.0 because of a family medical issue.  I'll be at Dimby  2011 even if I'm not wanted!  [cheeky] that's ok though. Sometimes the nicest people are the ones that are in the background.


Tonights ramblings are brought to you bya restaurant in my area. I'd like to thank LoNG Trail, Erdinger,  and of course Guiness!

I do miss me some Double Bag....

I did mean it in the kindest way.  And I wanted one of those red one piece long johns with the poop shoot but the wife won't let me get one..................


You're always welcome at DIMBY, as long as the host will let you in.  Just wear your your pants.


How did long trail visit you and me tonight at the same time?  What a slut! 

L.L. Bean "Union Suit (http://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/47356?pi=821716&qs=3012739-Google_Base&subrnd=0)." They redesigned the "poop chute," as you so eloquently put it, but it's still ri-goddamn-diculously warm. Wore one while on "Snow Patrol" for NAS Brunswick.

They make one with "for her," e.g. with curves. If you can convince her to wear it, your battle is won. 

(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc19/silentbob_pics/PART951293758955847.jpg)

Because her mom needs a suit to keep her safe on the track and I spent all my money running the last raffle.

Im 25, I just quit being a chef to work on motorcycles. I got a low level dealer job, I got engaged. Need track gear, please.

I teach high school and commute via Monster. Kids ask me about stunting/racing. I always promote safety/proper gear and discourage stupidity. A suit would help.


25 words is hard. Thanks Jeff and DMF for running this contest.

OMG, I just checked my profile and I had 101 posts. Just made it barely. I gotta think of something now.. [bang]

Whoops! Entry wasted.

 [beer]

 [laugh]

Hello Everyone,
Been hanging out on TOB for almost two years.Just now found where everyone went.A suit would be a great welcoming gift.=25

I know I know 100 posts, blah blah drink a few beers [beer] and add a few zeros....and ya got 100...

Great to finally be here...GIVE THE SUIT TO THE GIRL!!!

Because this protection is not cutting it. Plus, due to military requirements of  a "brightly colored upper garment", my black suit = useless.


(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5121/5355813915_7e04488640_z.jpg)

*Edited to fix picture [thumbsup]

My potential entry would be short and sweet:

I've had to have rubber picked out of my ass with a pair of tweezers due to riding pants sliding off in a crash...TWICE...but I couldn't submit the pictures. FAIL.

I would like to take a track school so I can get better at my turns in the twisties. I can't afford it otherwise.


Thanks

Because the Stig should ride a Ducati ... at least with this suit I could look the part ... plus I can then lecture Big about ATGATT.

:-)

big

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f215/instaphd/threewheeler.jpg)
Because I used to own the dreaded three wheeled scooter.  I was seen in public, little girls pointed and old people laughed at me.

Aside from my entry post, I just wanted to say thanks to Jeff and the DMF!

[ENTRY]

With a cow hide

On my Duc I'd ride

Go drag a knee

Post it for all to see

[/ENTRY]

Thanks Jeff/Monsterparts for this opportunity!

JM

[entry]

I ride in the weather

Myself or together

Like Ducs of a feather

I'm...


(http://southpawgrammarradioshow.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/rob-halford.jpg)

[/entry]

You do know it's not a gimp suit that's up for grabs, right?

in that case, I retract my entry.

Route is not set in stone yet, and staying the hell off I10 sounds good to me, thanks!  [thumbsup]

This trip will be my last hurrah before joining the Workforce and moving to Brazil. Sort of a Farewell tour of the States and my DMF friends.  [thumbsup] [moto] [drink]

Assuming they even make my size: Cuz when I wasn't broke I got a pair of track pants and crashed my bike the first time I wore them (on the street).  I returned the pants; still broke and never been to a track...

got fired do to a work injury, getting married, new job doesn't pay a lot. really want to do my first track day this year.

thanks guys <-----don't count that

I would love to
                      be given this suit   [evil]
                      wear when  [moto] with SacDuc & [bacon] Junkie and other DMF'rs
                      find gear that fits me  ;)
                 
Thank you,  ;D

I will get a new job, a new Duacti, and then new leather!

Finding Nemo- MINE (full version HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI#normal)

Because they would look sweet with this on the back!!

(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss158/izaac10_album/IZ_Cortech.jpg)

or maybe something else..like "IZ", "Bilbo"..even "Hobbit".

I'll leave it in your hands!    [popcorn]

Wow, my last name is Bilbo. Seriously. My family lived on Bobbitt Drive when I got my drivers license and I got damn sick and tired of people asking me (as I showed them my license when writing a check) if I had ever read the Trilogy books by JRR Tolkien!! Jeez!!!! As soon as I moved to Austin, TX to go to UT I immediately changed the address on my license to my Austin address. Bilbo/hobbit BS no more!! And no, I don't have big feet! ;D

They are hairy though, right?

 [laugh]

Bilbo Bobbit..that's funny!

It's not that make the beast with two backsing funny! [laugh] Unless it was a good looking girl that asked!!! [thumbsup] Why yes, I LOVE those books!! ;D

I don't have a decent set of riding pants but have a bedazzler that is dusty. I'll jazz that bad boy up like a mofo !! [drink]

My leathers are worn
New leathers make wife happy
Summer Monster Smiles
(http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/MrS2R/leathers.jpg)

My leathers don't match, the zippers are rusted or barely zip, and using the bathroom in a 2 piece is easy I prefer a challenge.

It would look sweet with my white wheels. If needed I could apply chain lube to the suit to make them match.

 [thumbsup]

Entry:
I started to track my Monster last year. 
It was a fantastic experience, but I need better gear.
This suit would be awesome!
(see avatar) :)

I like my current leathers thanks.

(http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt162/IIIHobbs/IMG_8046.jpg)

Good Luck!

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah because it would be nice to finally win something in my life.

Will it match your white pants  [cheeky]

Because matching leathers and bike are worth at least a second and a half.

(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk155/tufty00/A1.jpg)

Unique reason to send it my way
it will be out of sight

no jealousy, no fighting

just gone  [thumbsup]

..... please .....

Little Cute Cat begging for food (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWqI2tdGDw#normal)

Lol, had to do a double take on your pic, looked like the top was zipped open. Mind in the gutter, now back to your regular scheduled programming...

 [leo]

I say we give it to whoever came up with the Bird/eagle thing as it's the funniest thing i've read on here.

See, not everybody may know about that, so now you have to post a link...   ;)






 [bacon]

I'd really hoped I wouldn't have to dig up up

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=41140.30 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=41140.30)

It was Ramses

Again...

can we limit the posts in here to entries please?

After being disabled from work and having to sell my motos I would like to win so I could pay it forward to another member.

Local DOC is planning track days this season..... but this little cracker is about to have me all tied up!

(http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy130/rappevan/DSC02660.jpg)

because i need gear, and the only things really keeping me from racing Pikes Peak this year, is not having leathers.  [thumbsdown]

and this lady would be upset if I got hurt.
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5204/5371183269_cdc8296b98_z.jpg)

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h307/CornbreadMike/DSCN2156.jpg)
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h307/CornbreadMike/DSCN2155.jpg)


Because A* textile pants don't cut it for knee dragging.

I love riding but I love my little girl more. Something more to get me back home safe would be nice.

Dancing baby feels the rhythm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSMUCUfLz2Y#normal)

Because this is my current suit. . .


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3565/3379161247_8b1fb0ac45.jpg)

and I'm tired of looking like a eunuch power ranger.

if you dont want that ill take it. anything that will get me past tech and onto the track ;D

exactly

93 posts to go and i can officially submit my entry.  [roll]

Ok, if I win the Monsterparts suit, I'll give away the power ranger suit.








Oh, and whether I win or not, thanks to Jeff and the DMF!

This is a letter from my irresistible wife, Sarah. I love her so much.  

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/letter-from-wife.jpg)

* The letter is my one picture.

I love DMF and MonsterParts!

[laugh] [clap]

Why I need this suit:

 I ride to work daily (weather permitting) in a college town and it seems that I am a cager's target. I am always in harm's way.


Monster Parts ROCKS!!!!!!!

clock is ticking.  We'll be reviewing the eligible entries and giving this sucker away soon!!!

you would wear this to work?

Yes I would!!!

Because I live in South Carolina and every day I get on the monster is like a day at a track.  Except it is more like going to a NASCAR track and racing your motorcycle against the drunk fans.  Also, as a secondary use, I have been married for a bit over 12 years and the suit would help my skin from peeling off when my wife gives me that look after getting back from a ride I didnt take her on.

you guys are making picking a winner easier when more than half the people haven't read the rules.   ;D

I know my post was more than 25 words.  I don't really care as I would rather the suit go to someone who is in worse financial condition than I am.

I have severe self esteem issues. I really don't think I should win this suit. I don't deserve it. Good bye cruel world. [laugh]

somone dropped my brand new bike recently and thusly... karma dictates i should be exempt from rules and win free stuff.

haha, but really... michael's entry was awesome.

before that... the naked guy too, but really... i can morally justify lending my support to a picture of a naked guy on a bike.  haha

Woo Hoo!  Yeah!  I want a set of Carbon Leathers.  If you know me, you know I have a sickness and can't get enough CF.  Oh.  Wait...  Corbin.  Corbin Leathers.  Duh.  No wait.  Cortech Leathers.  Yeah, sign me up for a set of those.  As long as they don't look like this:

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpHS9k8TBOxKQfz8abcatUvQ41QHJqkdkOZqIczpkDgiBGWk_7&t=1)

Damn it!  [bang]  That's more than 25 words.  You got to be kidding right?!?  ???  Not gonna change it.  Just on principle.   ;D

Thanks Jeff.  Thanks DMF.  Congrats to whoever wins  [beer]

because you WANT to give it to ME...

also, these are not the droids you are looking for...

(http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/ancalagon08/these_are_not_the_droids.jpg)

I got chubby,
Sold my leathers
wife wants safe hubby
To grow old together.
Money's tight
That's my entry
Long live DMF,
For many centuries!

(http://www.mikemo.org/bikes/me.jpg)

[img]http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n513/donzo409/DSCF1159.jpg[img]

Free advertising for monsterparts at my first and all subsequent trackdays with the ducati owners club of canada. 

And it's my 100th post anniversary!

[img]http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n513/donzo409/DSCF1159.jpg[/img


OK, this is my 101st!

Fixed.

Poor Sarah! I think she needs help...
 [moto]
 

Anyone seen the preview for the new Man V Wild Season? I'll do it to a cow if you don't gimme em.

 ;D

we're drinking and deliberating now.

Finally you're doing what we pay you for  [drink]

I need some luck
When I ride my duck
I'm light as feather
I need some leather
To do track day
On our anniversary day!

Probably just because I drive faster than my skill set and this might help me survive the inevitable!

For those that missed the meaning...

entries are closed

 [evil] Hope you guys are having fun!  [thumbsup]

Any news?  [beer].... [wine]

yup... I found a new tequila I like...  Don Tadeo (Don Diamante edition).

What if I just say please? Pretty please, with a cherry on top?

Justin

Tequila, some of the worst hangovers I've ever had. [puke]

I'm pretty sure it was the quantity and not the quality.  [laugh]

very simple reason for me to win it>>>>>> i'm just getting to damm fat for my old one!! [laugh]

you don't spell TOO well. And you already have one? pshh jk

Soon my old 900 and i will be on the track for the first(ish) time and i really don't want to do it in a 2 piece for safety reasons....mostly mental i am sure but the way mine zips together i would feel safer in a single....just sayin

oops...my bad

Someone might want to check on them. They're still deliberating and my tequila went missing days ago. ;)

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5212/5445832069_ba27e79ce2.jpg)

If there is black smoke, they're still drinking and has set something on fire (probably the suit).

If there is white smoke, we have a winner (or a new Pope)

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kilr33/cheech-chong-smoke.jpg)

i'm guessing they rolled it in the suit >.<  haha

We have not decended from Olympus yet...

Big Bambu might be more appropriate, 

That made it onto laserdisc? Really? Wow.

i miss laserdiscs... the only media format i know that was large enough to be used as a weapon if you needed it to be.  haha

need olive oil to grease the skids?   :o

I know i need a suit one or two piece,coz the one suit i'm using is borrowed from a friend,and he crashed it a few times already,since i live overseas i can't get the right size.So can you ship it over in the Philippines?TIA

Quote from: Statler on February 09, 2011, 10:08:23
Statement from judges >>> We're drinking and deliberating now.

For those that missed the meaning...  

 

So, you're saying there's still time to get in on this...?   [evil]



[ducking and running]


 ;)





 [bacon]

dan't warry u can ran and u can hide but thy boot shall find y'ar boot ...  [evil] [bacon]

i thank i gettang the carribean accent alrrady ... !!!

/been drinking for 4 days straight now
//really drunkled

liar..... every word is spelled correctly



 ;D

alcoholic.

i only function correctly when in the bag

Good point

Barenaked Ladies - Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0#normal)

* This does not count as an additional entry (crossing fingers on both hands with hope). Instead, this is just an awesome song that goes well with the current topic.  ;) 

Enjoy.

 [beer]

my kinda guy.  [thumbsup]

Winner announcement when I can get to a computer instead of posting by Phone.   ;D

oh the suspense is killing me!!

I need these leathers because I just lost a give away on an internet forum giving away leathers and thus still have no leathers.

i want to see the winner so i can start up some baseless accusations of favoritism and bribery already.  haha

What makes you think they'd be baseless?

I KNEW IT!!!

KKKHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

haha

We actually had a very fair method of judging.

It involved math...

and a lot of booze.

It was tough, but we persevered.

THAT to me sounds like the booze lost....we shall now hang our heads in a moment of silence for all of those bottled that lay slain....

What's the verdict??? My breath is bated and I have pins n' needles in my butt.

Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

Drunk assholes, too!

Do you need more booze in order to find a computer?
 [drink] [beer] [drink] [drink] [beer] [wine] [wine] [wine] [wine] [bacon] [bacon]

Less booze, actually. He's been stuck in his wife's walk in closet for 3 days now.

OK OK OK, mods, title of thread should be changed to 'Entries Closed, Still Deliberating, NEED BOOOOOOZE !!!!!'

Not even Hitchcock had so much suspense ...

BTW, who's running in front?

The retro eagle.
Or is it a bird?

Wow, I bet her 4-inch heels look great with those leathers. Maybe that's the reason for the delay...

I tried the whole pins and needles thing once, but too painfull.

First we are going to list who didn't win  ;D



mitt

Oooooo, pick me! Pick me!

Ok, out first official NON-winner is AJ!  W00t!!!! [thumbsup]  [cheeky]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Thank you so much to Monsterparts, flounders, Justin beiber, and all who believed that I could actually be a NONwinner, I'm so proud!!!!  Never say never!  ;D

Actually, I thought we were going to list everyone who didn't win including those who didn't enter.

One post at a time.

Once a day.

So, first up in the non-winner list is...

Aaron A Aardvark.

Stay tuned for tomorrow's non-winner!

The number of new members grow by more than one a day.
We'll never get there.

You wouldn't want that, would you  ;D

I see what's going on here. This has all been just one elaborate joke that will be revealed come April 1st.

I'm dying with anticipation.

(my "anticipation" illustrations)

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/anticipation-1.jpg)

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/anticipation-2.jpg)

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/anticipation-3.jpg)

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/anticipation-4.jpg)

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/anticipation-5.jpg)

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/anticipation-6.jpg)

* This does not count as an additional entry.  [bow_down]

 by that accounting...Beiber6G will be available and Ozzy will still have no idea WTF a Beiber is...

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/anticipation-demotivational-poster-1237059720.jpg)

(http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/24/zhaipe7ohl.jpg)

/got tired of waiting and just ordered it in my size  [evil]

WINNER!!!!!!

and now we look forward to the Spring when we will have funny DMF video to entertain us or else we storm Artful's place with pitchforks and peel the leathers from his cold, dead clamy skin.

I've got my pitchfork...


Congrats Artful!!!!! [beer]

 [clap] [clap] [clap] :'( congrats, am looking forward to seeing the video [thumbsup]

How do i know how many respones i have made?

does it say somewhere?

congrats!!

i will need to see the video too... hahaha

<sore losing>

 >:(

Aw! Come on -- you're saying that the power-ranger entry was better than my wife's too-much-sex-with-husband entry?

I was actually having sex with her while she wrote the letter!   [thumbsup]

Seen here: http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=45661.msg835795#msg835795 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=45661.msg835795#msg835795)

My entry is so much funnier. And later I said I'd post pictures of my wife, which will be way better eye candy than the power ranger video.  [roll]

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/teaser-wife.jpg) <-- A sample of the sexy wife you could have seen.

* sobbing *

Oh well... congrats to Artful.  [clap]

  :'(

</sore losing>

Congrats artful!

Who was 2nd and 3rd?

First losers... ;D...sorry I can't help it...

tied for second...

ML and El Matador

Well i was close. That's nice you guys thought of me.

Thanks.

We're really very nice guys...

well...

some of us are.

You all are. Don't be makin stuff up.

Ok....we'll be waiting for the video, Artful.... [coffee]. Congrats!

congrats artful ... !!!

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

M'k.  Now you guys have to come up with some other way to get Mel to a track day.

hmmmm... 25 words or less.....hmmmmm [cheeky]










counting total words in post.

As soon as I saw your entry I thought to myself, there's no way this mother f-er should win if he's gettin it that much!

 ;D

sushhh you....  ;)


whew....  [thumbsup] congrats to the winner  8)

Damn I knew I should of put a different pic of me in my entry.  Congrats Artful!

hey nice work man!

Can't wait to see the video!  [laugh] [laugh]

 Congrats A!

Video??!! [popcorn]

No, but we often hold exhibitions. So, if you're ever in town, let me know and we'll make sure you have a good view.

(http://www.bestdesignever.com/ducati/cuddle.gif)

Congrats Artful!   [thumbsup]

[edit]

And a big thanks to Jeff/Monsterparts for doing this.  Be sure to support them so we can have more of these  [thumbsup]  http://www.monsterparts.com/ (http://www.monsterparts.com/)

[/edit]

Hey what's the point of having rules?  It's like the obama administration and the constitution.


This is a dangerous precedent to set.

I'd like to thank the little people...

I have no shame and I dabble in video production. I assure you the result will be epic. Now just to measure my fat ass for leathers...

Congrats Artful!  :)


Looking forward to the video  :-\ ......  [cheeky]

Hey, _I_ voted for you too!

big (should I put in a protest and demand a re-count?  [evil]   )

Artful-contact me with your fat ass measurements and we'll sort the details.
ML and Matador- send me your  address, and i'll send you guys something as well

jeff h
monsterparts
info@monsterparts.com
888-339-7025

 [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]

awesome :)

Exactly. Free suit handouts to the needy. That's where it starts..... next thing you know...you're a slave to the DMF.
Give it some time and youll see some poor DMF schmuck riding around on a free bike bought with your DMF tax dollars .......no wait....... never mind [roll] ;D :-*


Congrats [thumbsup]

Congrats, Al, especially for going big on Page 1!

Balls.   :-\


sac

Awesomeness!

Sooo, if something were to mysteriously happen to Artful, would the suit go to one of us ;)

JK JK. This was amazing, thank so much for setting it up  [thumbsup]

Jeff, my addy will be forthcoming :)

ML vs EM in a bean filled octagon!

[laugh]

congrats to Artful [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

So I guess I don't need to hold my post count at 100 anymore and I can join back in the conversation.  Congrats to Artful.  Jeff, I'm still giving free advertising for monsterparts to all the Canadian contingent.

Hey Buckethead, how did you fix my pic post?

Magic.

 [coffee]

Note to self:  Promises of public displays of performance art coupled with the product=WIN.  This should get interesting! 

Mad props to Jeff & Monsterparts, congrats winners!!

Artful- can't wait to see the video. If you're open to suggestions... any way you can work the Aquarium into the vid?  Like the tunnel through the shark tank??? :D

Empty liquor  bottles count as something right?
 ;D

mitt

and on the deck of the Constellation... and in Hard Rock... and at Campden Yards... and ...


we're not going to let him get off easy...

SWEEEEEET!!!!!  This is gonna be so entertaining!!!

i want slo mo scenes of the looks of shock and awe from all the innocent bystanders about to be irreparably harmed by the making of this video. haha

I was pulling for you Charlie (and ML), my comments were only to keep you in the spot light, the more attention the better (good or bad.)

and at LEAST one bad guy, so if there are any judges nearby to you, they need to dress up as a monster to fight you

<-- Exactly

damnit.  missed this.

congrats

I don't want to be a tool
And want to save the family jewels
Be cool, send me the suit
That would be neat

No. Mine.

Thanks again to Jeff and the DMF, got myself all measured up and ordered yesterday. For the record - 4 1/2" is totally average right?? RIGHT?!?!?!

Maybe if you live in the Shire.

hung like a shetland cricket are ye?....LOL

For what it's worth, Chris seemed impressed.

well....maybe he was placating you?...LOL

How did you know we was felati.... OH placating. Yeah, maybe.

haven't banned anyone yet for being funny. 

and hey, where's my bribe booze?



on a different note, to bring (reach) this one back around...

second DMF giveaway coming in March.   ;D [evil]

Second place finisher got a box from Monsterparts with a consolation prize [thumbsup]

Thanks for the hat and shirt Jeff!  You da man [beer]

 ;D

And at least one waitress in a beehive calling you "hon" on camera.

i request he does it in this weather too... none of that sissy 70-80 degree spring weather.  haha

I think he needs to go for the full "KISS MY GRITS!!" from said waitress.

Lol I ride in the 20s so I ain't scurred of the temps. Who is going to volunteer to be a villain?

haha, then i request packs of angry wild dogs.  or at least like... perturbed squirrels at the very minimum.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/theartfuldubber/Puppy/LittleFriend.jpg)

How about a coked up Rott puppy?

entry accepted!  haha

Leathers came in today, they fit incredibly well. I'll have to find a way to make them work with my back protector or pick up a standalone and it's time to hit the track. Or I guess I should say go to the track, hitting it sounds like a bad omen.

wow that was fast...forget the track its morphin time!

Awright! [thumbsup]  New Power Ranger video on it's way.   [popcorn]

How else can you tell if the leathers are any good?   ;D

I remember that's how we found out MotoGP leathers liked to blow apart at the knees. . .

I just got a running start and hit my cube wall full tilt. No visible damage to the knees but I think the person on the other side of the wall shit themselves.

Excellent work [thumbsup]

 [laugh] [laugh]


+1

WHAT???...no video of that?...split screen with 1 having you doin it and the other of him loading his shorts and the look on his face as he did it???

i hope everyone has gotten the moral of this story...

public humiliation + minor concussions + dmf = new gear

haha

That was my strategy from day one.

BTW- bobspapa donated knee sliders.
those are on the way as well.
  [thumbsup]

in the mail tomorrow 8)

I knew I liked you ;) Thanks, they are very much appreciated.

Well played, sir.

Well played.

Just bought a new lid, this should complete the look...
(http://www.grandisconti.com/moto/12254-casco-airoh-tr2-480x480.jpg)

That's cool!

http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/motorcycle-helmet/airoh-tr1/ (http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/motorcycle-helmet/airoh-tr1/)

Oh believe me, I read plenty. I actually picked up the TR2 but I'll be damned if I can pick out any technical difference between the two.

I read a number of end user reviews that reported it being pretty comfortable, it sounds like a lot of the gripes in the WBW review were fit related. I was looking for a summer helmet with good airflow. If it sucks, lesson learned ;)

was tempted to get one too just because it looks like those old gatchaman helmets... haha

(http://www.unbstudios.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/gatchaman.jpg)

I just recieved an awesome shirt and hat.

Thabk you so much Jeff!!!

(http://www.cyclegear.com/images/StreetHelmets/bilt_pilot_helmet_mattblk_MD.jpg)

we put them on and ran around the shop making..."pew pew pew" noises

should have tried givi

(http://www.givi.it/img/37985-r-157961/Caschi-jet-XPlus-Comfort-JET.jpg)

well...there are a lot of them...here are 2 that stood out to me...

http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/motorcycle-helmet/caberg-hyperx/review.htm (http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/motorcycle-helmet/caberg-hyperx/review.htm)

http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/motorcycle-helmet/x-lite-x-402-gt/ (http://www.webbikeworld.com/r2/motorcycle-helmet/x-lite-x-402-gt/)

I am considering one of these types of modular helmets for when I do the Moto-Crew'ing I do for charity events...

Came in today... I love you guys... definitely got me laughing.

Tee hee ;D

POIDH

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/theartfuldubber/IMG_20110303_170945.jpg)

I feel pretty.

That's what im talkin about.

Shake those pucks!

Not that I'm complaining, but those have to be the biggest pasties I've ever seen.

 [coffee]

Lol!

maybe the perkiest too...

Tease.

I dont have anything truely cheeky to say, so I'll just post this picture of Charlie Sheen winning.

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/winning-charlie-sheen-legend-demotivational-posters-1298951162.jpg)

Oh, and I want to do track days with out having to rent leathers.

Speaking of Winning...

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2276/2443605788_af98effacc.jpg)

Bus, Missed.

Thats a shame......

Lol @ bus pic

of to school walking ... there goes breakfast ...

(http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l394/stopintime/ship.jpg)

 [thumbsup]

(http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l394/stopintime/train.jpg)

 [laugh]
 





[coffee]

 [bang] [laugh]

Squeeze - Hourglass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpMyyQRT4Sk#normal)

wasn't there going to be a re-enactment of a power ranger scene at the wharf? 

It better be in production...

Baltimore Inner Harbor....

and in defense...the weather ain't exactly been stellar...

Been gone on business for two weeks and helmet just came in today. Should be able to start shooting this week or next.

wharf I said  :P

I know it's cold but you have full leathers.   [coffee]

You better be fighting some godzilla/giant moth/sea creature while you are at it.  anything less than that would be a let down

Howdy Artful...how's that aquarium shark tank scene going?  Or are you shooting the bit at the Inner Harbor Hooters first?  Inquiring minds want to know!
 ;D

Started storyboarding it :D Helmet came in and the weather is fiiiiiinally consistently nice. Put in a call with one of my old girlfriends that used to work at the Science Center. She isn't there any more but it would be great to shoot some stuff there and the roof has a great view of the city.

Italian Spiderman may have a rival.

I was thinking of you last night when a guy on Pawn Stars was trying to sell a life sized Red Power Ranger statue....it coulda been used as a stand in for the film!

Sweet!  Please keep us posted!!
(Any scenes at Camden Yards? :D )

The problem is getting clearance to be there and film. When I made my offer I was just going to be in the Inner Harbor public area. Statler had the bright idea of hitting all the Baltimore landmarks :D

Leave it to a lwayer to over-complicate matters  [laugh]

you gonna do a scene in front of Charm City Cakes?....

Oooo they're just quirky enough to roll with it.

AAAAAANNNNDDDDDD....they like Motorcycles and more specifically Ducati's...or at least Duff is into Duc's!

They have been emailed. Now we wait.

Great idea zooom
my fingers are crossed!

OK, so rather than sift through 25 pages to see where it says who won, can the 1st post be updated with who the winner was??

artful won.  

He's planning the required video now that the weather is cooperating.

When it's done it'll get its own thread.

Cool and thanks!

Congrats to him!   [clap]

ehem.


















video!

Filming date is planned, making sure everyone involved can make it that day.

UHM ..

Do we already have said thread or video ???

Cause .....

We're waiting ...

also, i just realized you need scenes like these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxqwIuK6FDs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLAMxoQJS64&feature=related

as overly dramatic as possible plz.  haha