Gawd [bacon] dammit!!!
Because Tigre got off the man went back out and found me!
I just got pulled over by a moto [leo] for doing 83 on 280 which is normal speed.
After writing me the ticket, he decided it was time to talk shop.
"so yer bike smells real nice I noticed coming up behind you. Like a real race bike. .."
Then there was dick measuring. It was a little awkward given the fact the I had a pink ticket in one hand.
He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something?
That sucks.
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.
I'd hate to see your Google Alerts...
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.
Freudian slip? [laugh]
Sucks about the ticket...join the club, mang. All the cool kids are doing it.
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.
That was not a spelling mistake that was an invitation for you to join the conversation.
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 20, 2011, 10:31:04 AM
He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something?
That sucks.
I know right? I don't know about charm school, and I wouldn't normally say this, but he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too. He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf?
(http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/erik5.jpg)
You know how I know you're gay?
OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking? I'd like some details please... age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity. Work with me here.
Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
You know how I know you're gay?
OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking? I'd like some details please... age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity. Work with me here.
Picture. I posted a picture. Spitting image. Swear ta gawd. Funny as hell.
hate you
Quote from: Desmostro on January 20, 2011, 03:14:52 PM
... he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too. He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf?
Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again!
Quote from: emanon on January 21, 2011, 06:21:55 AM
Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again!
We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me.
'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation.
Quote from: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 08:40:09 AM
We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me.
'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation.
I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson.
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 21, 2011, 08:47:33 AM
I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson.
More like Eric Estrada, but kind of a combo Neil+ Eric.
Except he had a silver Beretta and a yellow stun gun. Kind of a double holster cowboy kind of thing. Couldn't help noticing. and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ.
Quote from: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 01:30:03 PM
and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ.
You keep saying that...but Spidey's eyes don't lie. Well, not usually.
You guys are too much...
Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking? I'd like some details please... age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity. Work with me here.
You woulda loved him, 'belle. He was just your type.
(http://media.bigoo.ws/content/49/279249/Ugly-Men.jpg)
<sticks head in door>
speeding tickets...check
gay accusations...check
tigre still gay...check
butt secks talk...check
belle acting boy crazy...check
picture of toofless homeless...check
reference that belle looks like a 12yearold boy...check
looks like everything is still normal here, carry on gentlemen, and the girl that looks like a 12yo boy.
...and we were just talking about you! ;D
Cue Spidey to say something that makes DTM really want to come home:
Quote from: Spidey on January 22, 2011, 05:32:47 PM
You woulda loved him, 'belle. He was just your type.
(http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/weather-hurricane-storm/files/2011/01/snow.jpg)
You gotta replace that guy with something else, I'm tryin to eat pizza. (Potential replacement picture provided^^^)
Quote from: DanTheMan on January 26, 2011, 04:13:05 AM
<sticks head in door>
speeding tickets...check
gay accusations...check
tigre still gay...check
butt secks talk...check
belle acting boy crazy...check
picture of toofless homeless...check
reference that belle looks like a 12yearold boy...check
looks like everything is still normal here, carry on gentlemen, and the girl that looks like a 12yo boy.
Haha. Yeah Dan, you can continue bangin' those island girls and living the life we all wish we had.
Quote from: Michael Moore on January 30, 2011, 10:43:24 AM
Haha. Yeah Dan, you can continue bangin' those island girls and living the life we all wish we had.
Rodger dodger. Banging will continue.