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Title: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Desmostro on January 20, 2011, 10:27:03 AM Gawd [bacon] dammit!!!
Because Tigre got off the man went back out and found me! I just got pulled over by a moto [leo] for doing 83 on 280 which is normal speed. After writing me the ticket, he decided it was time to talk shop. "so yer bike smells real nice I noticed coming up behind you. Like a real race bike. .." Then there was dick measuring. It was a little awkward given the fact the I had a pink ticket in one hand. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: desmoquattro on January 20, 2011, 10:31:04 AM He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something?
That sucks. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.
Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: desmoquattro on January 20, 2011, 10:40:00 AM The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread. I'd hate to see your Google Alerts... Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: mostrobelle on January 20, 2011, 01:29:29 PM The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread. Freudian slip? [laugh] Sucks about the ticket...join the club, mang. All the cool kids are doing it. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Desmostro on January 20, 2011, 03:14:52 PM The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread. That was not a spelling mistake that was an invitation for you to join the conversation. He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something? That sucks. I know right? I don't know about charm school, and I wouldn't normally say this, but he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too. He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf? (http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/erik5.jpg) Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: mostrobelle on January 20, 2011, 09:32:48 PM You know how I know you're gay?
OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking? I'd like some details please... age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity. Work with me here. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Desmostro on January 20, 2011, 10:39:37 PM You know how I know you're gay? OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking? I'd like some details please... age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity. Work with me here. Picture. I posted a picture. Spitting image. Swear ta gawd. Funny as hell. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: mostrobelle on January 20, 2011, 10:46:42 PM hate you
Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: emanon on January 21, 2011, 06:21:55 AM ... he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too. He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf? Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again! Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 08:40:09 AM Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again! We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me. 'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: desmoquattro on January 21, 2011, 08:47:33 AM We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me. 'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation. I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 01:30:03 PM I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson. More like Eric Estrada, but kind of a combo Neil+ Eric. Except he had a silver Beretta and a yellow stun gun. Kind of a double holster cowboy kind of thing. Couldn't help noticing. and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: desmoquattro on January 21, 2011, 02:04:13 PM and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ. You keep saying that...but Spidey's eyes don't lie. Well, not usually. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: MendoDave on January 21, 2011, 06:02:21 PM You guys are too much...
Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Spidey on January 22, 2011, 05:32:47 PM OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking? I'd like some details please... age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity. Work with me here. You woulda loved him, 'belle. He was just your type. (http://media.bigoo.ws/content/49/279249/Ugly-Men.jpg) Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: DanTheMan on January 26, 2011, 04:13:05 AM <sticks head in door>
speeding tickets...check gay accusations...check tigre still gay...check butt secks talk...check belle acting boy crazy...check picture of toofless homeless...check reference that belle looks like a 12yearold boy...check looks like everything is still normal here, carry on gentlemen, and the girl that looks like a 12yo boy. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Desmostro on January 26, 2011, 08:44:21 AM ...and we were just talking about you! ;D
Cue Spidey to say something that makes DTM really want to come home: Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: MendoDave on January 26, 2011, 01:27:18 PM You woulda loved him, 'belle. He was just your type. (http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/weather-hurricane-storm/files/2011/01/snow.jpg) You gotta replace that guy with something else, I'm tryin to eat pizza. (Potential replacement picture provided^^^) Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: Michael Moore on January 30, 2011, 10:43:24 AM <sticks head in door> speeding tickets...check gay accusations...check tigre still gay...check butt secks talk...check belle acting boy crazy...check picture of toofless homeless...check reference that belle looks like a 12yearold boy...check looks like everything is still normal here, carry on gentlemen, and the girl that looks like a 12yo boy. Haha. Yeah Dan, you can continue bangin' those island girls and living the life we all wish we had. Title: Re: Butt wait! The man strikes again! Post by: DanTheMan on January 30, 2011, 07:36:17 PM Haha. Yeah Dan, you can continue bangin' those island girls and living the life we all wish we had. Rodger dodger. Banging will continue. |