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Title: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: goldFiSh on January 30, 2011, 12:00:44 AM Poll open for 1 week. Vote as many times as you want. I've evoked the "women" option on this poll - you can change your mind if you want...
For those not familiar with Teflon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teflon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teflon) After the recent Le Tour De Oxley 2011, it was noted that Brian's bike, despite significant journey through rain, dirt and the like, looked like it came off the showroom floor. We attributed this to the silly amount of cleaning and polishing products applied to all parts of the bike over and over again. From there (the Unofficial Oz Monster name coiner) The Bronster tagged him as Mr Teflon, which Mmick then rightly shortened to Teflon, as it seems inappropriate to use a formal title to describe Brians persona on this forum. Let the masses decide [cheeky] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: brad black on January 30, 2011, 12:16:40 AM we had a customer years ago who was nicknamed velcro as during his extensive racing history he had a tendency for coming unstuck.
sorry to have no meaningful input to the thread at hand. would it be shortened to tefo or lonnie? Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: goldFiSh on January 30, 2011, 12:38:24 AM Brad, I suspect this thread will have absolutely no meaningful info in it what-so-ever.
If it sticks (ha ha) then the least we can do is let Brian decide on how to shorten it... Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Spider on January 30, 2011, 12:51:39 AM Tef
go the tef the ole tef-ster the tef-er-roony tef meister teftown: population: ONE Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: mattyvas on January 30, 2011, 01:09:09 AM Voted.
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: monstermick58 on January 30, 2011, 01:19:36 AM VOTED!! Teft-anonymous [thumbsup] Mmick (Good one Nick) Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Mr.S2R on January 30, 2011, 01:22:18 AM well I am glad you didnt go the other way with shortening Mr Teflon to Mr T..... [laugh]
since polishing is allegedly Brian's kink maybe some alternates: The Polisher (The Punisher) Two Hands (self explanatory) Mr Miyagi (wax on wax off)(http://forum.ih8mud.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=187957&stc=1&d=1195055683) A.M.W.A.L.O.T.O.H.H (A Man With A Lot Of Time On His Hands - sux as an acronym I know) The Ayatollah of Polishing All Over (yes attribute that to one too many Coronas...) then again to expand on Teflon: T.C. ( no not top cat - Teflon Coated) Admittedly he does have a purdy bike and deservedly so after many hours of rubbing and using lubricants err polishes... [laugh] [thumbsup] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: J5 on January 30, 2011, 02:06:02 AM T.U.R.D
Tel U R Dirty Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: cakeman on January 30, 2011, 12:54:57 PM I.L.T.R.I. - I LIKE TO RUB IT
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: craigo on January 30, 2011, 03:58:09 PM Voted for the boring option. I got confused for weeks every time twodogs posted when he changed his name from Dez. :-\
I think Brian should have a sticky thread on how he manages to keep bikes looking like new, with tips for newbie cleaners. I went and got myself a can of that non alu eating degreaser he uses and cleaned my bike yesterday and it looks better than it has in years. I found bits of engine that I had simply assumed were black forever that were actually just caked on road grime. This degreaser stuff just rips it off, you hose it all gently and voila! New Bike(ish). I just hope that none of the road grime I removed was structural! I know I personally just give him a niggle about his obsessive compulsive cleaning disorder because I am jealous that his bike always looks a gazillion times nicer than mine [bow_down] - Bastard! Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: vossy on January 30, 2011, 06:46:41 PM this thread is useless without pics.
Come on Brian what's ya secret. VOTE 1 Teflon. Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on January 31, 2011, 12:09:01 AM Hey Goldie just to confirm this is the Brian W we are talking about. :-* ;D
I think Teflon is a good name for the bike, As a new user name for Brian it won't stick pardon the pun, he is allways knee deep in shit. [laugh] [laugh] (http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5011/5397836530_df14d9a452_z.jpg) Btw i think you may have done your ride on the MV ;) Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: loony888 on January 31, 2011, 01:44:26 AM who's brian?
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: cakeman on January 31, 2011, 02:02:35 AM Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on January 31, 2011, 02:12:40 AM who's brian? You don't want to know trust me [laugh] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: braando on January 31, 2011, 03:03:04 AM Oh shit.......sorry guys........wrong forum..........thought this was the MV room......but thats ok.......just give a few minutes to dumb down.......... ;D [roll] ;D [roll].........told you all time and time again......bring your bike around here for a morning... ..........except Northern Beaches people of course..(Luba excused)..
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: mattyvas on January 31, 2011, 03:21:08 AM I'll be first to make a saturday morning appointment.
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: braando on January 31, 2011, 12:29:05 PM May be a bit hard this Sat remember........oh thats right Matty.......you are pulling the plug on Kangaroo Valley too....?
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: goldFiSh on January 31, 2011, 12:34:18 PM I think that Brian could easily do a how to on bike cleaning for the DMF ...
We give you shit (as Craigo said) because secretly we're in awe of your cleaning prowess... And on the recent trip, it was clear the the effort you put in paid off; I could not believe how well your bike stood up to it after 3 days of touring.... Care to share some tips, tricks and products? Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on January 31, 2011, 03:10:36 PM Goldie your going to have to grovel harder than that to reinsate you name on the MV test ride list :P
How dose Sir Brian sound [laugh] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: heatherp on January 31, 2011, 10:41:14 PM I went and got myself a can of that non alu eating degreaser he uses and cleaned my bike yesterday and it looks better than it has in years. Voted [roll] So Craigo what's this stuff called? Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: goldFiSh on February 01, 2011, 04:45:00 AM Goldie your going to have to grovel harder than that to reinsate you name on the MV test ride list :P How dose Sir Brian sound [laugh] No grovelling at all Rob. To be honest, I have no real interest in a joy ride on the MV I like bikes that growl, and the MV purrs and whines. Not really my thing.. Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: braando on February 02, 2011, 12:43:15 AM I could tell you my secrets Goldy, but then i would have to................ [evil]
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: goldFiSh on February 02, 2011, 01:07:56 AM I thought that might be your answer!
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: braando on February 02, 2011, 04:33:32 AM Bring it on over, no charge,,,,,,,,,,
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on February 03, 2011, 03:04:17 AM Looks like it's a no contest for the Tef
Will there be a crowning of Sir Teflon, date and place to be confirmed ( thursday night,Bar Italia) [laugh] [drink] [wine] [coffee] (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/robert3520/istockphoto_6256993-king-s-crown.jpg?) Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: braando on February 05, 2011, 03:30:25 AM Goldy..........MATE..........how does one delete a thread......????? [roll]
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: goldFiSh on February 05, 2011, 05:52:13 AM come to an arrangement with the thread originator is one way [bacon]
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Bazz21 on February 05, 2011, 04:40:51 PM Voted [roll] can someone check heathers temperature i thinks heath sick , cleaning her bike who ever heard such a thing , and heather if you do it you must wear a bikini and have pix , :-* bazz [evil]So Craigo what's this stuff called? Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: heatherp on February 05, 2011, 09:38:48 PM can someone check heathers temperature i thinks heath sick , cleaning her bike who ever heard such a thing , and heather if you do it you must wear a bikini and have pix , :-* bazz [evil] Okay I'll wear a bikini under my thermals. [roll] It's gonna be 4oC here tonight. :o Besides which I don't think I can compete with Jukie's bikini body. How ya goin' Bazz mate. [thumbsup] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Jukie on February 05, 2011, 11:15:39 PM Come on heather we can do it together no competition here just fun
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: heatherp on February 05, 2011, 11:22:40 PM Come on heather we can do it together no competition here just fun Too damn cold down here Jukie. Send some of your tropical weather down will ya please? ;D Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Bazz21 on February 05, 2011, 11:28:25 PM Okay I'll wear a bikini under my thermals. [roll] It's gonna be 4oC here tonight. :o Besides which I don't think I can compete with Jukie's bikini body. How ya goin' Bazz mate. [thumbsup] im good heather thanks were are you atm , its been undie weather here too spending most of my time lying in a river with a cold one , you,d look good in a kini too heather , oh as for this post why not just call brian BIG W after all heres got gear than them cheers bazz Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Jukie on February 05, 2011, 11:42:03 PM Heather would love to send it down. We have had a cool change and a lot of rain since lunch time today so feeling so much better now
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Two dogs on February 05, 2011, 11:52:14 PM Well after much thought I agree .
Brian in the least should earn the nick name of Tef It seems he can throw lots of shit around but when we throw it back it just seems to slide off ;D Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on February 06, 2011, 03:21:39 AM come to an arrangement with the thread originator is one way [bacon] What ever Da Tef offers, Me and Dez will double it to keep the thread going [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [bacon] [bacon][cheeky] [cheeky] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: monstermick58 on February 06, 2011, 08:27:18 PM Hey Tef mate,
Who is this new bloke called Meandez? Wanna watch him,he's tryin'to put shit onya [laugh] [laugh]Mmick [laugh] [laugh] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: braando on February 06, 2011, 08:36:52 PM Mmick.......all is under control mate.........i just give him a bit more leash......and let it out till i have had enough......then just haul him back in again........ [thumbsup]...........Look BIG M.........we have the Bra Boys down Maroubra way ........and now it seems the Newport Nubiles have evolved.........no guns or knives squire, looks like they all posess Dremmils though.... [laugh]
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on February 07, 2011, 01:37:54 AM How to Recognize OCD Symptoms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ARCkbK13CM#normal)
OCD Help: Treatments For Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVu7v0X4NSk#normal) Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on February 08, 2011, 12:21:21 AM Goldie its been a week are you going to declare the result :D Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: monstermick58 on February 08, 2011, 12:57:56 AM Goldie its been a week are you going to declare the result :D Results speak for themselves and we do we shorten the name and viola TEFF Mmick Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: goldFiSh on February 08, 2011, 03:02:48 AM Well after much thought I agree . Brian in the least should earn the nick name of Tef It seems he can throw lots of shit around but when we throw it back it just seems to slide off ;D I think that Dez might be onto something.... Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on February 11, 2011, 01:13:49 PM Any one got anything else to add. just want to keep this on top of the priority list a little longer [laugh]
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Two dogs on February 11, 2011, 03:04:58 PM How about a new avatar Teff
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff57/ohana181/images-2.jpg) (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff57/ohana181/images-5.jpg) "The Teff" has a nice ring about it, kind of reminds me of "The Hoff" [laugh] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on February 26, 2011, 10:08:00 PM Better rescue this before it hits the second page. :D And it appears we are having trouble making it (pardon the pun) Stick [roll] :'( Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: monstermick58 on February 26, 2011, 11:32:02 PM Believe it or not Rob I was thinking the same thing just this arvo, and just to prove on how Teff earned his stripes
On another post Matty wanders into Frasers, just to have a look at those bike chains hanging in the Dunny (read Matty's 'I want your bike chain' thread) and who's slipped in and plants his arse on the new Diavel?? Our new mate TEFF, keep looking over your shoulder Matty, you may have a stalker ;D 8) Mmick Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on March 23, 2011, 02:15:31 AM Better give this another lap :-* Hey Mick the Teff is a serial stalker so watch your back. ;D I think Teff has been working out :-* (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/robert3520/DSC03172-4.jpg?t=1300875127) Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on June 28, 2011, 02:41:23 AM Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon?
Well i guess it's a bit mean to Call our Brian ,Teff. Look at him here a real softy at heart :-* (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/robert3520/IMAG0194.jpg?t=1309257031) Mind you that phone case is a bit gay not that there is any thing wrong with that Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on June 30, 2011, 11:40:23 PM Has every one checked out the home page. Our own Teff has made BOM. http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php) Teff It hurts me to say it but nice work [thumbsup] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on August 12, 2011, 01:54:01 AM [popcorn] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Two dogs on August 21, 2011, 06:52:09 PM [popcorn] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Wells on August 21, 2011, 07:08:44 PM Our own Teff has made BOM. ... This must have happened whilst I was away. Congrats mate! .. nice to see my tail bag snuck in to the photos as well... was beginning to wonder what it looked like ... haha Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on August 21, 2011, 11:56:25 PM And just when you think things couldn't get any worse [roll] Heater for the garage to keep the baby's warm The Teff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ykBl0xYorQQ#) Mind you that garage is a Brothel Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: braando on August 22, 2011, 12:07:20 AM Child...........!
And don't think for a minute that i haven't heard about the stickers you are having made Wobbert Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: monstermick58 on August 22, 2011, 12:10:53 AM STICKERS!!
Are they for me Wobby?? Mmick Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Two dogs on August 22, 2011, 12:46:01 AM Oopps [roll] maybe I shudna bumped this thread :-[
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on September 04, 2011, 12:58:03 AM Poor old Teff spotted today at warriors, his farthers day Botox job gone wrong ;D Or one to many muffins [laugh] [laugh] (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/robert3520/IMG_5109.png) Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on September 10, 2011, 05:03:52 PM Teff has let the cat out of the bag (well puppy )on his cleaning secrets [clap] Teffs cleaning tips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKImaUbxDjA&feature=player_detailpage#) Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: Jukie on September 10, 2011, 10:39:54 PM Ummmm maaaaa naughty Teff
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on August 02, 2013, 04:56:01 AM [popcorn] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: monstermick58 on August 11, 2015, 04:25:03 AM Look what I found. (This page ).
So hows things Uncle Teff?? Mmick Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: FIFO on August 12, 2015, 12:28:37 AM Hey Mick thanks for rescuing this thread ,saved me looking for it.
As for the title of this thread i think it really needs to change. Should Brian W change his user name to __ __ __ __? I think the Mods would prefer a name that dosen't refer to some part off the human anatomy :-X Oh and Mick you might not here from Teff, i hear here has locked him self away, in the shed preparing his bikes for the concours. the poor lad has four bikes now and apparently none are running for one reason or another [laugh] [bang] this may be the reason for the faux pas he has posted off late, over doing the red and medication [wine] Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: DUCMONROB on August 12, 2015, 01:58:17 AM YES change it to TEFF! [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Should Brian W change his Oz Monster username to Teflon? Post by: ungeheuer on August 14, 2015, 01:54:11 AM Moot point.
Looks like Brian W spat the dummy at being asked to show a little respect and restraint. Nobody is above the rules. Bye Brian W [thumbsup] |