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Title: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: hooligan machinist on February 27, 2011, 08:18:19 PM
 I know many of you don't know me, but i 've been super busy and not posting very much for quite a while now. Never fear though, i still check the board almost daily.
Things are finally looking up for me and it's high time i become an active and usefull member again.
Hooligan Machinist is officially back and ready for the beatdown.
Let the hazing begin. ;D
Howard
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: Grampa on February 27, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
I was singing your praises just this afternoon while at work
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Post by: swampduc on February 27, 2011, 08:54:40 PM
Glad things are finally getting better, and welcome back  [beer]
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Post by: Howie on February 27, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Great hearing from you [beer]
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Post by: Monsterlover on February 28, 2011, 08:43:39 AM
:D
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Post by: hooligan machinist on March 01, 2011, 09:10:58 PM
Thanks guys. [thumbsup]
Greatest bunch of internet geeks ever!! [beer]
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Post by: Turf on March 01, 2011, 09:54:38 PM
back from the dead!

And a great guy to boot.
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: GAAN on March 02, 2011, 03:49:21 AM
Quote from: Turf on March 01, 2011, 09:54:38 PM
And a great guy to boot.

so we kick him then?
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Post by: DesmoDiva on March 02, 2011, 04:44:37 AM
Welcome back!!!   [beer]
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: ducpainter on March 02, 2011, 04:45:11 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 02, 2011, 03:49:21 AM
so we kick him then?
We'd do the same for you.
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: GAAN on March 02, 2011, 05:52:01 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 02, 2011, 04:45:11 AM
We'd do the same for you.

that explains the bruises
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: RAT900 on March 02, 2011, 05:57:09 AM
Welcome Back....was it sunny and warm "out there"?

it is still dark and gray here...

and the Mods still make you do the bad things down there

late at night when the other members are sleeping

especially DP
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: hooligan machinist on March 04, 2011, 08:40:34 PM
 Nate is my mentor. I aspire to be a pervert just like him when i grow up. ;D
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: Monsterlover on March 05, 2011, 05:39:36 AM
Show me on the doll where the DMF touched you
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: RAT900 on March 05, 2011, 07:05:35 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 05, 2011, 05:39:36 AM
Show me on the doll where the DMF touched you

It was down there...in the back...

where I make #2....and then they gave me hand puppets


and I had to make the puppets wrestle their snakes

while they laughed
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: Monsterlover on March 05, 2011, 07:22:34 AM
Well, we have effectively destroyed this thread.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: RAT900 on March 05, 2011, 08:27:47 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 05, 2011, 07:22:34 AM
Well, we have effectively destroyed this thread.

[laugh]

It is our little way of welcoming him back home  ;D
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: hooligan machinist on March 05, 2011, 09:18:58 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Should have tied those snakes together. Just to teach them a lesson.
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Post by: Monsterlover on March 05, 2011, 10:28:44 AM
Eww
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Post by: lethe on March 05, 2011, 11:13:52 AM
skin the snakes and make a fancy handbag
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Post by: hooligan machinist on March 05, 2011, 02:29:30 PM
Or a wallet that turns into a suitcase when you rub it. :o
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Post by: RAT900 on March 06, 2011, 05:54:56 AM
Quote from: hooligan machinist on March 05, 2011, 02:29:30 PM
Or a wallet that turns into a suitcase when you rub it. :o

[laugh]
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: swampduc on March 06, 2011, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 05, 2011, 07:05:35 AM
It was down there...in the back...

where I make #2....and then they gave me hand puppets


and I had to make the puppets wrestle their snakes

while they laughed
:o
I'm so never coming to DIMBY.
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: hooligan machinist on March 06, 2011, 07:38:21 PM
 That sort of thing doesn't happen at DIMBY.





Unless you're unlucky enough to be the first one to pass out. ;)

[laugh]
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Post by: Monsterlover on March 06, 2011, 07:55:47 PM
Will you be going to the next DIMBY?

We missed you at the last one.
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Post by: ducpainter on March 06, 2011, 08:03:29 PM
People pass out at DIMBY?
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: hooligan machinist on March 06, 2011, 08:06:44 PM
 
Quote from: ducpainter on March 06, 2011, 08:03:29 PM
People pass out at DIMBY?
Just the newbs. [laugh]

Quote from: Monsterlover on March 06, 2011, 07:55:47 PM
Will you be going to the next DIMBY?

We missed you at the last one.

As much as i want to, i dought it.
My current financial situation, while improving, still won't permit it.
That and my bike is still in pieces in the shed. But that is about to change as well.
All of the previously bought and graciously donated parts are starting to be put to use.
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: Monsterlover on March 06, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
Start saving. You have time.

Also sell blood to boost the fund ;D
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: hooligan machinist on March 06, 2011, 08:53:06 PM
QuoteAlso sell blood to boost the fund

Sounds better than my original plan, was going to start growing shrooms under the house. (j.k.)
Would rather put together some sort of marketable parts package. Just need someone with thier own lathe and mill to mass produce the the parts i've designed at a REASONALBLE price.(hint)


And NO i don't intend to be the next hand puppet model or sleeping with a teddy bear. :-*
But just for you Kevin, i'll compromise, i'm willing to let you spoon with Knight. But you'll need to wear your moose outfit. 8)
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: RAT900 on March 07, 2011, 12:53:37 AM
which gets a better rate of return...Sperm Bank Deposits or Blood selling?   
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2011, 03:04:00 AM
Pretty sure id return to the sperm bank to make a deposit more than id go to the blood bank to get stuck with a big needle and sell blood.

;D
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Post by: jc.cyberdemon on March 07, 2011, 06:17:04 AM
am i the only one that thinks the shroom idea isnt so bad?
Title: Re: Sorry i've been away.
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2011, 07:09:16 AM
[laugh]

I've heard worse