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Title: When a joke goes too far
Post by: He Man on March 05, 2011, 05:21:39 PM
I saw this and I know there are some girls out there who think its funny to crack a guy in the nuts (its not).

I wanted to know if you were ready to marry a chick, and she did this to you. Would you call it off? Say you were someone like me, and I was squating something seriously heavy. im 145, and ill squat 225. so take that as ur guage.  I'd tell her to go make the beast with two backs her self so quickly.


http://www.break.com/index/worst-nutshot-timing-ever.html#id687383 (http://www.break.com/index/worst-nutshot-timing-ever.html#id687383)
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: the_Journeyman on March 05, 2011, 05:33:39 PM
IMO that is really dangerous considering he had weights on his back ~

JM
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Vindingo on March 05, 2011, 05:39:29 PM
Yea... not really sure where the joke was  ???

Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: He Man on March 05, 2011, 05:44:47 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on March 05, 2011, 05:39:29 PM
Yea... not really sure where the joke was  ???



tell that to her. I swear i wish he rolled the weight off his back and broke her face.
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Kopfjäger on March 05, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on March 05, 2011, 05:39:29 PM
Yea... not really sure where the joke was  ???



+1 Where is the joke?
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: He Man on March 05, 2011, 07:28:24 PM
prank? what do u guys call it?
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Preisker on March 05, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Wow, if that ginch did that to me, I'd be a bit p!ssed, to say the least.   Especially if it was a tubby chick like that.    Good looking chicks can do pretty much anything they want to me, I get whipped pretty easily, but not a fat chick. 
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 05, 2011, 07:37:45 PM
are you kidding me?  That's no prank, that's assult!  The guy could have been very seriously hurt.  Regardless of gender, physical appearance, and hair color, that's just one dumb, inconsiderate person. 
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: He Man on March 05, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: Preisker on March 05, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Wow, if that ginch did that to me, I'd be a bit p!ssed, to say the least.   Especially if it was a tubby chick like that.    Good looking chicks can do pretty much anything they want to me, I get whipped pretty easily, but not a fat chick. 

[laugh]
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Kopfjäger on March 05, 2011, 08:29:15 PM
Maybe it was a motivational thing they had discussed to help him with that HUGE weight.  :D
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Vindingo on March 05, 2011, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: He Man on March 05, 2011, 07:28:24 PM
prank? what do u guys call it?

That wasn't a stab at you... I'm sure that chick thought it was a "joke", but it just wasn't funny. 

Youtube, Break, ebaums world etc. have increased the amount of stupid shit people do just to put on the internet.   
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: DoubleEagle on March 05, 2011, 09:15:25 PM
If he was really focused he might not have even felt it !

When I used to lift heavy weight , I was only doing 4 rep sets because of the weight I was working with.

I'd have to really get myself psyched right before I started my 1st rep and it's possible once I started doing the reps, I'd be so into it that you could punch me in the face and it wouldn't phase me.

Dolph     :)  
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: DRKWNG on March 06, 2011, 04:34:13 AM
Yea...  I'm of the belief that you are going to feel a kick to the bits pretty damn well regardless of how focused you are.   But then again, I'm also against the concept of laying a hand (in anger) on a lady.  But sometimes...
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: hadesducati848 on March 06, 2011, 04:56:51 AM
i think chris rock said it best

"ill never hit a woman, but ill shake the shit out of one!"   [evil]
hahaha

i wonder whats on the rest of the video. i curiouse to see how he reacted after she said
"sorry"


in the 3 years ive been with my GF the only time i ever got really mad and put my fist through the door was when she punched me in the nuts the 3rd time. the first time it happened i got up off my knees and told her in a very calm voice that hitting a man in the nuts is unacceptable and please dont ever do it again. the second time was when i was driving and i was teasing her so she whacked me in the sac again... i had to pull over and get out so that i wouldnt throw up in the car. the last time she did it i reacted the way most men would when struck violently in their man parts. and i must say she has learned her lesson.

i do hope that that guy really deserved that though and that it wasnt just his GF trying to be cute.
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: lethe on March 06, 2011, 05:03:38 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on March 06, 2011, 04:34:13 AM
Yea...  I'm of the belief that you are going to feel a kick to the bits pretty damn well regardless of how focused you are.   But then again, I'm also against the concept of laying a hand (in anger) on a lady.  But sometimes...
wouldn't bother this guy
Sports Science: "World Record Kick to the Groin" Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4#normal)
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: DRKWNG on March 06, 2011, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 06, 2011, 05:03:38 AM
wouldn't bother this guy
Sports Science: "World Record Kick to the Groin" Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4#normal)

...But after five years, and thousands of the most painful shots to the nuts Kirby's nerves processed only ten percent of the substance P...

Yea, the dude spent years conditioning himself for just that sort of thing, and most likely suffered permanent nerve damage from it.  Hardly the same as your average guy (or weightlifter for that matter) on the street. 
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: RAT900 on March 06, 2011, 05:48:47 AM
I'd rather marry Travis the Chimp's big sister and take my chances with her
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: lethe on March 06, 2011, 05:49:49 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 06, 2011, 05:48:47 AM
I'd rather marry Travis the Chimp's big sister and take my chances with her
I thought you already did that?
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: RAT900 on March 06, 2011, 05:52:39 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 06, 2011, 05:49:49 AM
I thought you already did that?
[laugh]  yeah but boy can she ever snap her hips when she's riding the pole
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: gojira on March 06, 2011, 03:22:10 PM

I think I can speak for all male-kind: That video's not nice.  :-X

Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Drunken Monkey on March 07, 2011, 12:35:57 AM
Great.

Now we're just one year closer to the world of Idiocracy:

Ow my Balls! Idiocracy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A#normal)
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Slide Panda on March 07, 2011, 05:41:51 AM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on March 07, 2011, 12:35:57 AM
Now we're just one year closer to the world of Idiocracy:

I've decided that film is not a fictional comedy, but a prognostic documentary.

For that girl, there should be a little quid pro quo. He gets a kick back. And before you fellas assume that it's not fair to him - go ask any woman you know if they ever fell onto the cross bar of their bicycle. If they did you'll see them cringe at the memory.

But WTF was she thinking... that just stupid. He might not have had a huge weight there - but he's sporting a knee brace. As one who's had his ACL done in recent history I would be enraged that she'd have put me back under the knife for some stupid prank.
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: DanTheMan on March 09, 2011, 05:31:50 PM
Seemed perfectly safe to me. Any man knows, once getting kicked in the balls you fall forward and down, in which case the rack cage would have caught the bar and left him free to wallow in pain. Personally i would have released with my hands and let it roll off the back.
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: DesmoLu on March 11, 2011, 10:14:51 PM
I accidentally shot El Mat in the nuts during paintball once - bad misfire from running with those giant guns - and I was apologetic as hell. Yes, I laughed (obviously) and I laugh about it much more now, but at the time I was really sympathetic. I couldn't imagine someone kicking me deliberately in the vag and thinking it'd be a cute joke. Seriously painful.

On the other hand, if that was the guys gf, he has more problems than her sick sense of humor, like the impending need to put it an a diet.
Title: Re: When a joke goes too far
Post by: Timmy Tucker on March 11, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on March 11, 2011, 10:14:51 PM
On the other hand, if that was the guys gf, he has more problems than her sick sense of humor, like the impending need to put it an a diet.

[laugh] [laugh]