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Satan Since 2003: SXSW 2011 Accepted Film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-Qk0IVTKY&feature=player_embedded#normal)

And they really are everywhere. I can't take it  [bang]

"any asshole can buy a motorcycle and never have to touch the thing it but if you have a moped you have to learn it"

what?? one carb, one plug and a centrifugal clutch....tough

There should be a NSFW warning, not that I give 2 shits, but someone might. There is a very quick glimpse of man-bits.


off to find some eye bleach...

how many times did you have to rewind that to confirm you saw some male pubic patch?

WTF?

Looks like present day Hanoi.  :P

i thought it was a joke till about halfway through...

though, when i was living in malaysia for work, the scooter gangs there were pretty dangerous... no one could really afford motorcycles, so the whole crime subculture sprung up around scooters instead.  you would have like... really modded scooter races.

what are the cops driving that makes them unable to catch them?  Razor scooters?

Segways.  ;D

NSFW just for you Timmy  [thumbsup]

[laugh] [laugh]


It's not gay if you don't fap.

This is freakin hilarious. [laugh]  Smoke some more dirt weed and form a razor scoot crime syndicate.  Lets petition the Hells Angels or Pagans to make a stop off in Richmond and give these boneheads a proper send off. 

Travis?! ^^

Hell's Satans ... I knew I had seen that somewhere before  ;D

(http://simpsons.skewsme.com/img/real_hells_satans_1g.jpg)

What a bunch of idiots!

I own power tools with more parts and HP than a moped

 [laugh] [laugh]

Actually, you are correct.  It's a "mockumentary".  

hes absolutely right though.  for under 3,000$ I could get an SV650, ride the piss out of it daily and I wouldnt even need to know how many cc's it is. most mopeds break down constantly, you NEED to fix it yourself if you plan on riding it with any regularity.
 

awful hard to catch a moped on a goat trail in a cruiser...

Yea but he's implying that everyone who rides a moped is a mechanical genius. I've been to Richmond, dont remember many goat trails.

Lets not get away from the fact that it's a weedwhacker bolted to a bicycle.

I moved from a bicycle - to - moped for short time - to - motorycle

That short experience I had on a moped ( ok, probably for like a few hours was on a moped and it was so much fun )

meh, not what I got from it but whatever.  regardless of how simple a machine is there is a lot of pleasure to be gained from knowing how every nut and bolt needs to go.

goat trails may have been incorrect but there are plenty of places a moped can get that a police car cant and a motorcycle cop wont.

these guys are not bad and frequent my business a lot!  The red haired gentleman is a friend and is building a sweet concrete bowl in his back yard. For a minute in richmond it seemed like the moped was the new track bike,  a lot of fun for some, or a fashion accessory for college kids. i have seen some sick mopeds around Richmond.

the lost bowl vid
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1902659823/the-lost-bowl-a-diy-backyard-concrete-skatepark (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1902659823/the-lost-bowl-a-diy-backyard-concrete-skatepark)

Thats pretty sick bowl , to bad I'm getting to old to skate or ride bmx anymore

It reminds me of the Rucksters around here in socal.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3584/3642163499_d0976dd72b.jpg)

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e297/pennyrobber/misc/394.jpg)

They've hit Arizona too. On cafe'ed out mopeds no less.