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Title: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 08:37:57 AM
Shakespeare wrote, “Brevity is the soul of wit.”  Writing “making the best with two backsides” and “pregnant dog” in place of a couple of four and five letter adjectives clutters posts and makes them unnecessarily difficult to read.  I encourage posters to either simply stop using these phrases or find ways to make their points without relying on profanity. 

-Jeff
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Artful on March 25, 2011, 08:39:15 AM
Orrrrrrr you could turn off the profanity filters in your User CP.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: derby on March 25, 2011, 08:40:10 AM
or just read the make the beast with two backsing faq:

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10432.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10432.0)

;D
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 08:49:21 AM
That works.  I thought those phrases were part of the culture here.  Curse away!

Thanks,
Jeff  
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Spidey on March 25, 2011, 08:56:18 AM
shit make the beast with two backs piss Brian W mothermake the beast with two backser cocksucker tits - GC
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Artful on March 25, 2011, 08:57:37 AM
Quote from: Spidey on March 25, 2011, 08:56:18 AM
shit make the beast with two backs piss Brian W mothermake the beast with two backser cocksucker tits - GC

Shit piss make the beast with two backs Brian W cocksucker mothermake the beast with two backser and tits.

1 point for accuracy, -1 for order :D
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Statler on March 25, 2011, 09:06:23 AM
Quote from: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 08:37:57 AM
I encourage posters to either simply stop using these phrases or find ways to make their points without relying on profanity.  

-Jeff

I encourage posters to post in the correct section of the board.  ;D


[beer]

<moved to NMC>
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Monster Dave on March 25, 2011, 09:30:00 AM
noob mistake.

[roll]



[laugh]
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 25, 2011, 09:30:00 AM
noob mistake.

[roll]



[laugh]


That and I didn't think anyone would read it over here.

-Jeff
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: VisceralReaction on March 25, 2011, 09:55:10 AM
OH yes well all just sit her pondering the make the beast with two backsing beast with two backs, and her pregnant sister  [laugh]
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Monster Dave on March 25, 2011, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
That and I didn't think anyone would read it over here.

-Jeff


Are you kidding - we read everything!!  [coffee]


Quote from: VisceralReaction on March 25, 2011, 09:55:10 AM
OH yes well all just sit her pondering the make the beast with two backsing beast with two backs, and her pregnant sister  [laugh]


OMG that's some funny the beast with two backsing beast with two backs right there!!  [laugh]

Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 10:03:34 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on March 25, 2011, 09:55:10 AM
OH yes well all just sit her pondering the make the beast with two backsing beast with two backs, and her pregnant sister  [laugh]

Well, it is almost the weekend.  In fact, I rode the S2R1000 to work today and it is currently a sunny 75-degrees here in NE Texas.  I think I'll ride to lunch and keep going.  Ooops, does mentioning the bike bounce this back to the General Monster Forum? 

-Jeff
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Statler on March 25, 2011, 10:40:50 AM
no.




[laugh]
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: DucHead on March 25, 2011, 11:08:23 AM
Quote from: Spidey on March 25, 2011, 08:56:18 AM
shit make the beast with two backs piss Brian W mothermake the beast with two backser cocksucker tits - GC

George is missed.   :'(

Once I laughed so hard at one of his skits I broke a blood vessel in my eye.  Granted I was high, but it was still funny.   ;D
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: NorDog on March 25, 2011, 03:51:09 PM
Quote from: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 08:37:57 AM
Shakespeare wrote, “Brevity is the soul of wit.”  Writing “making the best with two backsides” and “pregnant dog” in place of a couple of four and five letter adjectives clutters posts and makes them unnecessarily difficult to read. 
-Jeff

For the record, it was Shakespeare who originated the phrase, "making the beast with two backs."
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 04:16:46 PM
Quote from: NorDog on March 25, 2011, 03:51:09 PM
For the record, it was Shakespeare who originated the phrase, "making the beast with two backs."

Very astute, NorDog.  Have the beverage of your choice on me.  That is why I included the quote from Hamlet.  See, like an episode of Seinfeld, everything in this thread ties neatly together.

-Jeff
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: DoubleEagle on March 25, 2011, 04:49:01 PM
Would that not be a Bactrian Camel ?

Dolph
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: jgrm1 on March 25, 2011, 05:17:01 PM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on March 25, 2011, 04:49:01 PM
Would that not be a Bactrian Camel ?

Dolph

I've never seen that show.

-Jeff
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: mitt on March 25, 2011, 05:20:44 PM
I am suprised the dmf doesn't show up on google first page when searching "best with two backsides"  ;D

mitt
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: pennyrobber on March 25, 2011, 05:30:06 PM
What the make the beast with two backs is with this thread?
Title: Re: Making the beast with two backsides makes posts a pregnant dog to read
Post by: Monsterlover on March 26, 2011, 05:53:39 AM
Quote from: DucHead on March 25, 2011, 11:08:23 AM
George is missed.   :'(

Once I laughed so hard at one of his skits I broke a blood vessel in my eye.  Granted I was high, but it was still funny.   ;D

That's awesome. [laugh]