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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: MendoDave on March 30, 2011, 04:43:17 PM

Title: Foil hat time
Post by: MendoDave on March 30, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
Anybody seen this? Its the second time Its come to my inbox. I'm looking for everybody's 2 cents so I don't have to check and verify any of this.

Abraham     Lincoln   was   elected to Congress in 1846.
John  F.  Kennedy   was   elected to Congress in  1946.

Abraham     Lincoln  was   elected President in 1860.
John  F. Kennedy  was elected President in  1960.

Both were   particularly concerned with civil   rights.
Both wives lost their  children while  living in  the  White   House.

Both Presidents  were shot on a  Friday.
Both  Presidents were shot in the   head

Now it gets really   weird.

  Lincoln 's  secretary was named   Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was  named     Lincoln  .

Both were assassinated by   Southerners.
Both were succeeded  by  Southerners named  Johnson.

Andrew  Johnson,  who succeeded Lincoln, was born in   1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who  succeeded Kennedy,  was born in  1908.


John   Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln ,  was born  in 1839.    Lee   Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,  was  born   in   1939. 



Both   assassins were known by their three   names.
Both names are composed of  fifteen  letters.

Now  hang on to your  seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre  named  'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car   called ' Lincoln ' made by   'Ford'.

Lincoln was  shot in a theatre and  his assassin ran and  hid in a  warehouse.
Kennedy was  shot from a warehouse  and his assassin ran  and hid in  a  theatre.

Booth  and Oswald were  assassinated before their  trials. 


The email has photos and stuff, and it shows you how to fold a  $20 dollar bill so that the front and back show the white house or the twin towers on fire. Also it points out that 9+11 = 20
Oh, and that the folded bill spells out the name of a certain president....

I'm looking for my foil hat...
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: ducpainter on March 30, 2011, 04:45:15 PM
I think that email is from the previous century.
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: KopfjÀger on March 30, 2011, 04:47:16 PM
Other than the part about the $20, I have seen that before.
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: Ddan on March 30, 2011, 04:48:53 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 30, 2011, 04:45:15 PM
I think that email is from the previous century.

It's first go-round was by Pony Express
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: elyse on March 30, 2011, 04:49:10 PM
snopes.com says ... http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp (http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp)
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: Monsterlover on March 30, 2011, 04:50:57 PM
Send me your $20 and I'll confirm if it actually shows the towers or a president's name

;D
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: lethe on March 30, 2011, 04:51:34 PM
1873 - Henry Rose exhibits barbed wire at an Illinois county fair, which is taken up by Joseph Glidden and Jacob Haish, who invent a machine to mass-produce it.
1973 - I was born

OMG it all fits together now!
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: AJ on March 30, 2011, 05:15:15 PM
I have documented proof for each item and will send you additional pertaining facts for your edification post haste. However, kind sir, I am legally bound to receive your bank transfer code and account number and proof of your USA citizenship via your social securities number right away please. Only then will i be able to share such classified top secret intelligence with you. Time is of the essence, send this data right away!
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: fastwin on March 30, 2011, 08:46:56 PM
Wait a minute... your profile says your from San Francisco not Nigeria. I'm not buying it! [laugh]
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: AJ on March 30, 2011, 09:06:08 PM
Quote from: fastwin on March 30, 2011, 08:46:56 PM
Wait a minute... your profile says your from San Francisco not Nigeria. I'm not buying it! [laugh]
[laugh]
I've actually been to Nigeria... bear with me here...I was on a school trip 5 years ago & we visited some government offices.  The Minister of economic development was describing his grand vision of Nigeria becoming the next outsourcing call center hub ("we'll be bigger than India! Our English is better!" said in a very thick accent...) and he had plans to build the premier biotechnology & science innovation zone in Africa. One of my classmates raises his hand & asks if the Minister is worried that the constant barrage of Nigerian scam emails will negatively affect their international reputation & future foreign investment. The Minister, no joke, busts out laughing, slaps his hand on the table, and says "Everyone gets those emails. I get tons of those emails. My *grandmother* wouldn't be fooled by those ridiculous emails. If anyone falls for that nonsense, then shame on THEM!!"  That was the best meeting we had in Nigeria...
[laugh]
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: Turf on March 31, 2011, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: AJ on March 30, 2011, 09:06:08 PM
[laugh]
I've actually been to Nigeria... bear with me here...I was on a school trip 5 years ago & we visited some government offices.  The Minister of economic development was describing his grand vision of Nigeria becoming the next outsourcing call center hub ("we'll be bigger than India! Our English is better!" said in a very thick accent...) and he had plans to build the premier biotechnology & science innovation zone in Africa. One of my classmates raises his hand & asks if the Minister is worried that the constant barrage of Nigerian scam emails will negatively affect their international reputation & future foreign investment. The Minister, no joke, busts out laughing, slaps his hand on the table, and says "Everyone gets those emails. I get tons of those emails. My *grandmother* wouldn't be fooled by those ridiculous emails. If anyone falls for that nonsense, then shame on THEM!!"  That was the best meeting we had in Nigeria...
[laugh]

For some reason, It makes me happier to know that.
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: zooom on March 31, 2011, 05:20:30 AM
Quote from: Turf on March 31, 2011, 01:01:19 AM
For some reason, It makes me happier to know that.

until you realize he is getting kickbacks from all revenue generated from those Emails...
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 31, 2011, 06:57:48 AM
Here's another one that I've read:

A week before his assassination, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before his assassination, Kennedy was in Marilyn, Monroe. 
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: fastwin on March 31, 2011, 07:07:36 AM
 [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: ItsaDuc on March 31, 2011, 07:53:59 AM
Yeah but Oswald didn't do it. Just sayin
[roll]
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: herm on March 31, 2011, 11:14:38 AM
Quote from: ItsaDuc on March 31, 2011, 07:53:59 AM
Yeah but Oswald didn't do it. Just sayin
[roll]


thats true....

the actual killer was a guy named Carlos Ignacio Alphonse. some speculate that he was involved with organized crime, among other things...
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: ItsaDuc on March 31, 2011, 11:36:40 AM
All I know is Oliver Stone's JFK movie said it was someone other than Oswald.   ;D
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: tankerbutt on April 01, 2011, 06:46:42 PM
I don't think the foil hat will be sufficient... i'm going armadillo hunting 

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5296/5581142850_fa5dffd931.jpg) (https://www.flickr.com/photos/29753685@N02/5581142850/)armadillo (https://www.flickr.com/photos/29753685@N02/5581142850/#) by ducatiduck85 (https://www.flickr.com/people/29753685@N02/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on April 01, 2011, 09:43:41 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on March 31, 2011, 06:57:48 AM
Here's another one that I've read:

A week before his assassination, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before his assassination, Kennedy was in Marilyn, Monroe. 

Except Monroe died in August of 1962, and Kennedy wasn't killed till November of 1963...
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: lethe on April 02, 2011, 06:05:10 AM
Quote from: A.duc.H.duc. on April 01, 2011, 09:43:41 PM
Except Monroe died in August of 1962, and Kennedy wasn't killed till November of 1963...
a week was longer way back then
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: MendoDave on April 02, 2011, 08:33:44 AM
I just thought of something.

What if it's all true..

Trrooooouuuu!!!!





[popcorn]
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: ItsaDuc on April 02, 2011, 09:37:04 AM
Quote from: D Paoli on April 02, 2011, 08:33:44 AM
I just thought of something.

What if it's all true..


Then it REALLY is time to put on the Foil.
Title: Re: Foil hat time
Post by: krolik on April 02, 2011, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: ItsaDuc on March 31, 2011, 07:53:59 AM
Yeah but Oswald didn't do it. Just sayin
[roll]


The plane takes off, too!  [evil]