Sold my monster and I'm not looking back.
Peace out monster world!!!!
YOU ALL SUCK!!! ;D
... Not everyone can handle the coolness. It's o.k though, I sure someone, somewhere will understand.
or care?
Wevs.
I sold mine a month ago, but this is the coolest moto forum I know so I plan on hanging around here for a while.
i can't tell if you're joking or not, but since this is the internet I will jump to conclusions and presume you're just being a douche...
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Boy purchases 01 M750.
Boy smiles.
Boy rides.
Boy smiles more.
Boy's momma tells him to sell the bike before he gets hurt (boy forgot to ask momma permission).
Boy does what mamma says.
Boy tells Monster owners they suck.
The end.
Damn, going to miss those gem threads like two strokes vs four strokes.... [coffee]
I'm crushed. Wait a minute, no I'm not. Thank God, I can smile again.
It's pretty simple...the guy can't hang with the big boys.Adios!
Quitter... The force was not strong with this one. I'm keepin mine until they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Gee, I hope he kept the neon lights.
proof he did........
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Good. You use too many exclamation points anyway.
Quote from: orangelion03 on April 09, 2011, 07:26:37 PM
Wevs.
I sold mine a month ago, but this is the coolest moto forum I know so I plan on hanging around here for a while.
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Quote from: rideserotta on April 09, 2011, 10:38:02 PM
Boy purchases 01 M750.
Boy smiles.
Boy rides.
Boy smiles more.
Boy's momma tells him to sell the bike before he gets hurt (boy forgot to ask momma permission).
Boy does what mamma says.
Boy tells Monster owners they suck.
The end.
Boy bought something WAY better that makes him smile more/bigger
Boy never listened to his "mamma" to begin with.
Boy's 01 Ducati Monster was the worst bike on the planet.
Quote from: Jett on April 10, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Boy bought something WAY better that makes him smile more/bigger
Boy never listened to his "mamma" to begin with.
Boy's 01 Ducati Monster was the worst bike on the planet.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3156/2581933821_723edbc915_m.jpg)
Quote from: Jett on April 10, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Boy bought something WAY better that makes him smile more/bigger
Boy never listened to his "mamma" to begin with.
Boy's 01 Ducati Monster was the worst bike on the planet.
Mamma's boy. Be gone.
Quote from: Jett on April 10, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Boy bought a Monster thinking it would make him cool
Boy didn't find enough squid talk on DMF
Boy found a bike that looks better with neons
Boy leaves DMF for a squid forum, both forums improve!
Wow...haven't read a post like this before on any forum. What bike made you more happy?
You guys crack me up!! [laugh]
Have fun in your new play pen.
Hope they are more excitable than we terrible " Monsters ."
Oh, by the way, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out !
Dolph
Wait...
We ALL suck?
Well.
I think that's just a roundabout way of saying we're all fun on a date.
(cue: "always look on the bright side of life")
In other news, your 'busa and flip flops are calling you, along with your subscription to Massengill Monthly.
Enjoy!
Quote from: ducatiz on April 10, 2011, 08:07:52 PM
Wait...
We ALL suck?
Well.
I think that's just a roundabout way of saying we're all fun on a date.
(cue: "always look on the bright side of life")
In other news, your 'busa and flip flops are calling you, along with your subscription to Massengill Monthly.
Enjoy!
Well and eloquently stated. I would have just called him a doosh.
Quote from: ducpainter on April 10, 2011, 06:42:18 PM
you wear a condom...
right?
well now...i can honestly say that i have no idea where you are headed with this. but since this thread has no other redeeming qualities...i'll bite.
yes.
Golly gee, Jett is so much above us and knows so much about bikes and the 750 monster is the worst bike on the planet. Guess i ought to sell my "worst bike on the planet" that has served me faithfully for 10 years and 57K miles. It is also good to know how awful this forum is. Thank you, Jett. I feel sooo illuminated. Or is that some squid's LEDs on his Hyabusa 2 stroke?
Quote from: Jett on April 10, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
I disagree, this forum did absolutely nothing for me while I had it. It didn't even entertain me when I was bored, hence the low post count, low visit count, etc. Other forums are way better.
Boy bought something WAY better that makes him smile more/bigger
Boy never listened to his "mamma" to begin with.
Boy's 01 Ducati Monster was the worst bike on the planet.
???
Even though the wise ones on the board know to not feed the trolls, troll's getting fat. You guys are licking it up. DP, it surprises me that this thread isn't locked already.
Quote from: bergdoerfer on April 10, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
???
Even though the wise ones on the board know to not feed the trolls, troll's getting fat. You guys are licking it up. DP, it surprises me that this thread isn't locked already.
he said that we ALL suck. I am just hoping to get some kind of supporting evidence, maybe video of all X thousand of us sucking? I am open to alternative forms of evidence...
well, i bet we do all suck at something. for instance, i suck at cleaning toilets. never been able to do it justice....
who's next? i bet everyone on the board sucks at something.
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2011, 09:30:51 PM
well, i bet we do all suck at something. for instance, i suck at cleaning toilets. never been able to do it justice....
who's next? i bet everyone on the board sucks at something.
i suck at scooping the catbox!
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2011, 09:30:51 PM
well, i bet we do all suck at something. for instance, i suck at cleaning toilets. never been able to do it justice....
who's next? i bet everyone on the board sucks at something.
ironing. fema is called everytime i pick one up.
I suck at tolerating 21 year old douche bag dudes who act like pissed off 13 year old girls.
The funny thing is, he isn't even good at being a douche. He needs to take lessons from CCEMN1.
Now THAT guy was world class.
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2011, 09:30:51 PM
well, i bet we do all suck at something. for instance, i suck at cleaning toilets. never been able to do it justice....
who's next? i bet everyone on the board sucks at something.
I suck at Remembering things but thats probably due to the TBI.
I suck at pool. No, not pocket pool >:(
I suck Tit, Clit, and Bong Hit, and that's it...Well not the Bong Hits for the last 20 yrs, but You get the idea...