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Title: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 15, 2008, 03:23:05 PM
Hi, I'm Jim and I'm a craigslist-aholic.

I surf CL throughout the day searching for 'ducati'.  I guess that makes all of us a little sick, I know.

Anyway, I'm getting more bogus hits recently due to MF'ers using "keywords" and dropping every popular motorcycle mfg and model in their list (which of course includes Ducati).  There's even an SOB who has keyword 'ducati' on his 1991 BMW 850 car. 

Anyone else care to join me in flagging these SOB's who are using keyword ducati on things that clearly AREN'T Ducati related?  How can I continue to get my fix on free ducati-pr0n on the interweb with so much spam?!?!

Down with the anarchy!  Let the Hooligans reign!

(now, I need to be careful getting down off this soapbox.  can anyone give me a hand?)
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: El Matador on June 15, 2008, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: BarneePhife on June 15, 2008, 03:23:05 PM
Hi, I'm Jim and I'm a craigslist-aholic.

I surf CL throughout the day searching for 'ducati'.  I guess that makes all of us a little sick, I know.

Anyway, I'm getting more bogus hits recently due to MF'ers using "keywords" and dropping every popular motorcycle mfg and model in their list (which of course includes Ducati).  There's even an SOB who has keyword 'ducati' on his 1991 BMW 850 car. 

Anyone else care to join me in flagging these SOB's who are using keyword ducati on things that clearly AREN'T Ducati related?  How can I continue to get my fix on free ducati-pr0n on the interweb with so much spam?!?!

Down with the anarchy!  Let the Hooligans reign!

(now, I need to be careful getting down off this soapbox.  can anyone give me a hand?)


Damn right! now where's my pitchfork?
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: dallas2r on June 15, 2008, 11:21:45 PM
Lemmee just preface this post by saying "Yes, I've been drinking."

I just got off the phone with the BMW 850 dude. I found an iphone app that spoofs your caller ID to whatever you want it to show so I found the number of "The Center Serving Persons With Mental Retardation" and dialed him from that number. The guy was hammered and the conversation didn't go too far before I got to the point and asked him why the ef he chose to include irrelevant keywords. He said he'd been getting a lot of flags for that but he did it because a lot of people looking for "high-end" stuff had never driven an 850 and that they needed to consider it. As he was trying to sell me on the merits of buying his POS, I cut him off by thanking him for his time but that I was really looking for a Ducati.

If anyone want's to give him a call, it's 682-225-2064

BTW, he wants $12,000 and it's got 182,000 miles.

Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: dallas2r on June 15, 2008, 11:36:52 PM
Quote from: BarneePhife on June 15, 2008, 03:23:05 PM
Hi, I'm Jim and I'm a craigslist-aholic.

I surf CL throughout the day searching for 'ducati'.  I guess that makes all of us a little sick, I know.

Anyway, I'm getting more bogus hits recently due to MF'ers using "keywords" and dropping every popular motorcycle mfg and model in their list (which of course includes Ducati).  There's even an SOB who has keyword 'ducati' on his 1991 BMW 850 car. 

Anyone else care to join me in flagging these SOB's who are using keyword ducati on things that clearly AREN'T Ducati related?  How can I continue to get my fix on free ducati-pr0n on the interweb with so much spam?!?!

Down with the anarchy!  Let the Hooligans reign!

(now, I need to be careful getting down off this soapbox.  can anyone give me a hand?)



ummm.... care to enlighten us why you might be searching for deals on Ducatis... hmmm???   8)
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: mstevens on June 15, 2008, 11:40:44 PM
"Hi, Jim!"

This sort of nonsense ticks me off, too. Posters like that should be flagged into oblivion.

QuoteDown with the anarchy!  Let the Hooligans reign!

You have just officially boggled my mind.
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 16, 2008, 05:29:45 AM
I'm on it now...
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 16, 2008, 05:32:26 AM
Are we flagging with "prohibited" or "spam/overpost"?

We need consistancy!
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: RichD on June 16, 2008, 06:13:45 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 16, 2008, 05:32:26 AM
Are we flagging with "prohibited" or "spam/overpost"?

We need consistancy!

I went with "spam/overpost"
I feel "spamed" when Im looking for Duc stuff and some idiot says "But I've got this really nice umbrella to sell you..."

To me, SPAM.
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 16, 2008, 06:18:48 AM
Spam it is...

http://www.youtube.com/v/anwy2MPT5RE&hl=en&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 17, 2008, 06:35:48 AM
 [clap]

Thanks guys!  I feel soooo much better now.  ;)

By the way, just do a search for

keywords ducati

And start flagging as spam.   [leo]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 17, 2008, 06:36:13 AM
Quote from: dallas2r on June 15, 2008, 11:36:52 PM

ummm.... care to enlighten us why you might be searching for deals on Ducatis... hmmm???   8)

Don't ask, don't tell... 8)
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 17, 2008, 06:37:27 AM
Quote from: dallas2r on June 15, 2008, 11:21:45 PM
Lemmee just preface this post by saying "Yes, I've been drinking."

I just got off the phone with the BMW 850 dude.

If anyone want's to give him a call, it's 682-225-2064

BTW, he wants $12,000 and it's got 182,000 miles.


You da man!

Does he have an email address?  Maybe we can start a group-Nigerian offer scam for his BMW.   [laugh]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 17, 2008, 06:39:08 AM
Quote from: mstevens on June 15, 2008, 11:40:44 PM
You have just officially boggled my mind.

The insane do not actually know they are insane... such is the premise of my statement, "Down with the anarchy!  Let the Hooligans reign!"  It all makes sense to a troubled mind.  [evil]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 17, 2008, 07:51:58 AM
I'm flagging everything not strictly Ducati.

Anyone else?

Is it working??
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 17, 2008, 12:01:23 PM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 17, 2008, 07:51:58 AM
I'm flagging everything not strictly Ducati.

Anyone else?

Is it working??

Seems to be working... down from 6 or so ads this morning to only 2 now.   :)
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 19, 2008, 08:38:23 AM
Keep flagging!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 19, 2008, 08:42:29 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 19, 2008, 08:38:23 AM
Keep flagging!!!!!!!!

done!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 19, 2008, 08:49:15 AM
Still drooling over this...

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mcy/690712383.html
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on June 19, 2008, 12:23:52 PM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 19, 2008, 08:49:15 AM
Still drooling over this...

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mcy/690712383.html


What are you waiting for?  There's plenty of room left in the warehome!
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 19, 2008, 12:37:44 PM
Quote from: BarneePhife on June 19, 2008, 12:23:52 PM
What are you waiting for?  There's plenty of room left in the warehome!

Room's not the problem... :P Could I interest you in a '73 beemer? '64 Vespa?? Maybe a nice PS??? ;D
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on June 19, 2008, 12:45:18 PM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 19, 2008, 12:37:44 PM
Room's not the problem... :P Could I interest you in a '73 beemer? '64 Vespa?? Maybe a nice PS??? ;D

what kind of financing is available for the PS?
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 20, 2008, 09:11:37 AM
Quote from: McKraut on June 19, 2008, 12:45:18 PM
what kind of financing is available for the PS?

What's your credit score ;D
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on June 20, 2008, 09:13:07 AM
Ooooh, someone's been busy flagging.... Nice job [thumbsup]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on July 08, 2008, 06:01:01 AM
Keep flagging people!!!
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on July 08, 2008, 06:23:46 AM
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on July 08, 2008, 06:01:01 AM
Keep flagging people!!!

Every day...  Goofball with the GSXR keeps relisting it.   [bang]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: DLSGAP on July 08, 2008, 07:26:31 AM
I've given up on CL... all the chicks wanting to hook up for some NSA fun are fake or fat...

and i've been trying to sell my zx7r for months now and i'm flagged every time for no reason...
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Duc L'Smart on July 08, 2008, 07:41:40 AM
We're only flagging people who use "Ducati" as a tag word for non-Ducati stuff... :P
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: fastwin on July 08, 2008, 07:59:35 AM
That's just not right. That's like putting "free sex" in your ad when you are just trying to sell a lawnmower. Hmmm... need to remember that when I sell the mower. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: Ronr on July 08, 2008, 08:11:05 PM
Quote from: Deals Gap Dragon Slayer on July 08, 2008, 07:26:31 AM
. all the chicks wanting to hook up for some NSA fun are fake or fat...


What's NSA fun??  Non-stanky ass?  ???
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: RichD on July 09, 2008, 12:17:57 AM
Quote from: Ronr on July 08, 2008, 08:11:05 PM
What's NSA fun??  Non-stanky ass?  ???

Ron, don't be silly... of course the asses are stanky!

No Strings Attached...
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on July 09, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
"Please do not flag. This is a real post. Every time it gets flagged, I just derby, which moves it right back to the top of the list."

As if we have anything better to do.  I bet it takes fewer clicks to flag his ad than it does for him to derby it.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: RichD on July 09, 2008, 12:15:29 PM
Quote from: BarneePhife on July 09, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
"Please do not flag. This is a real post... [cheeky]

I laughed out loud when I read that... and kept on laughing as I flagged the ad!  [laugh]   [evil]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on July 09, 2008, 01:13:46 PM
Quote from: CountPuggula on July 09, 2008, 12:15:29 PM
I laughed out loud when I read that... and kept on laughing as I flagged the ad!  [laugh]   [evil]

[laugh]

I was kind enough to send him an email giving him a hint at why his post kept getting flagged and the futility of his efforts.  [coffee]
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on July 09, 2008, 01:34:10 PM
are you talking about that blue suzuki that i keep seeing?  i flag him every time...

"mentioning" that you're going to get a ducati as your next bike is fine....but putting "key words" at the bottom of your post that have nothing to do with anything, that = spam.
Title: Re: F'ers on Craigslist pissing me off...
Post by: BarneePhife on July 09, 2008, 01:55:56 PM
Quote from: McKraut on July 09, 2008, 01:34:10 PM
are you talking about that blue suzuki that i keep seeing?  i flag him every time...

"mentioning" that you're going to get a ducati as your next bike is fine....but putting "key words" at the bottom of your post that have nothing to do with anything, that = spam.

yes.  me too.

i agree.