http://enews.earthlink.net/article/ent?guid=20080617/485736c0_3ca6_1552620080617473293856
Really a shame, she's got a wonderful voice and a lot of talent.
nope..... let her starve.
she's worth 20mil. she can buy her own.
you on the other hand, get a cheeseburger and a beer.
I'm just going global with the Support Your Local Starving Artist cause. ;D
I had a beer saturday night, and a cheeseburger last night. [thumbsup]
put it on my tab
Ooohh!
If she'd start smokin' the wacky tabaccky, then she'd fatten up right quick.
Problem solved. ;D
You wont know, know, know.
I ain't got the time
And if Nick thinks im fine
He's tried to make me go to In and Out
I wont go, go, go.
[laugh] Superb! [laugh]
how about just get her in rehab/get her off the heroin
then work on getting her fattened up.
i will say that i am not a fan of hers in any way though, so i have no motivation to help her lest she help herself.
disgusting creature.... nasty tats all over and heroin tracks overshadow any talent present.
(http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/upload/2007/03/winehousecut706_544x600.jpg)
I don't think she's talented at all. I really don't like her at all. Here is someone along the same lines that is a much better singer, not a crackhead, and actually decent looking...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE2orthS3TQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE2orthS3TQ)
I don't restrict my choice of artists to those who are squeeky clean, for fear of having only a dozen albums to choose from. [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on June 17, 2008, 11:43:35 AM
(http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/upload/2007/03/winehousecut706_544x600.jpg)
Is that the same person? ??? ??? ???
Quote from: Speeddog on June 17, 2008, 12:26:58 PM
I don't restrict my choice of artists to those who are squeeky clean, for fear of having only a dozen albums to choose from. [laugh]
Neil Sedaka and Pat Boone [thumbsup]
She has potential and a following so hopefully she'll get better. I'm not a fan though and if she drops I won't skip a beat.
Quote from: El Matador on June 17, 2008, 12:38:01 PM
Is that the same person? ??? ??? ???
I seriously don't think so.
Quote from: powerhammer on June 17, 2008, 04:07:57 PM
I seriously don't think so.
Can't be Winehouse got her first tat when she was 2.
Quote from: bobspapa on June 17, 2008, 12:42:21 PM
Neil Sedaka and Pat Boone [thumbsup]
Doris Day (pre Rock Hudson reaming.. she always wondered why her nickname was "Gomer")
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 17, 2008, 04:21:40 PM
Can't be Winehouse got her first tat when she was 2.
hardly,... poor girl had a very conventional childhood:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0TaPubacOLM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 17, 2008, 11:43:35 AM
(http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/upload/2007/03/winehousecut706_544x600.jpg)
why couldn't she just have stayed 'healthy' looking? i love a little meat on the bones...
Quote from: eyeboy on June 18, 2008, 09:33:14 AM
why couldn't she just have stayed 'healthy' looking? i love a little meat on the bones...
(http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/normal_CocaineRickJames.jpg)
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 18, 2008, 09:36:37 AM
(http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/normal_CocaineRickJames.jpg)
Booyakasha!
make the beast with two backs yo couch!
Quote from: Speeddog on June 17, 2008, 12:26:58 PM
I don't restrict my choice of artists to those who are squeeky clean, for fear of having only a dozen albums to choose from. [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on June 17, 2008, 12:42:21 PM
Pat Boone [thumbsup]
Are you sure about that?
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/b4/d2/df828bacd7a009e16a207110.L.jpg)
;D
I'm sorry, but I should give a shit because?? ??? ??? ??? ???
Oh Noes, some artist is on drugs! The Horror, the Horror.
Yannow what pisses me off? The IQ points I loose everytime I read about celebrities. But like a car accident... I just can't look away.
I guess I'll just have to blame society speeddog ;D
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on June 18, 2008, 12:39:16 PM
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I guess I'll just have to blame society speeddog ;D
More than happy to drag you down, you're too f'n smart anyways. [laugh]
(http://johnjohnsaidit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/amy-winehouse.jpg)
Try to make me see the dentist, I say " no, no, no! "
Looks like her eye shadow is not "no clump"
Holy shit, that pic above is the kind of thing that makes the villagers gather their pitchforks and torches for.....
Quote from: eyeboy on June 18, 2008, 09:44:43 AM
Booyakasha!
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/Chilapino/AliG-Booyakasha.jpg)
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Whao..that last pic of her.
D*mn!! :-X
Reminds me of this show on BBCA channel about bad teeth. [laugh]
Quote from: IZ on June 18, 2008, 04:12:48 PM
Reminds me of this show on BBCA channel about bad teeth. [laugh]
i saw that -- wtf is it with Brits anyhow? why can't you brush your damn teeth once in a while? uch...
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 18, 2008, 06:01:53 PM
i saw that -- wtf is it with Brits anyhow? why can't you brush your damn teeth once in a while? uch...
I don't know if it's so much not brushing there teeth. I don't think their water supply is treated with fluoride.
I'm not too sure, so don't quote me. Australian water is treated with fluoride. I don't know about the U.S
Anyway, what she has got is Meth Mouth. [puke] [puke] [puke]
Quote from: Super T.I.B on June 18, 2008, 06:10:05 PM
I don't know if it's so much not brushing there teeth. I don't think their water supply is treated with fluoride.
I'm not too sure, so don't quote me. Australian water is treated with fluoride. I don't know about the U.S
Anyway, what she has got is Meth Mouth. [puke] [puke] [puke]
In the US, fluoride is not universal. From Wikipedia:
QuoteAs of May 2000, 42 of the 50 largest U.S. cities have water fluoridation.[61] According to a 2002 study,[62] 67% of Americans are living in communities with fluoridated water. As of 2001, 19 states have at least 75% of their population receiving fluoridated water.[63]
so most ppl but not everyone.
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 17, 2008, 04:21:40 PM
Can't be Winehouse got her first tat when she was 2.
its her alright.
Quote from: NAKID on June 18, 2008, 04:09:05 PM
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/Chilapino/AliG-Booyakasha.jpg)
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What was wrong with that pic?! I opened it up at school and didn't get any bad remarks from the 10th graders I was working with?!
[laugh]
Quote from: IZ on June 18, 2008, 10:00:37 PM
What was wrong with that pic?! I opened it up at school and didn't get any bad remarks from the 10th graders I was working with?!
[laugh]
I thought it was a quality pic [evil]
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 18, 2008, 09:09:16 PM
That was a joke. :-*
<past sense of humour failure>
uhh... my girl was yelling at me for
nothing something and i
escaped made some excuse about checking something on the computer.
</past sense of humour failure>
hard to believe though, really. i would have dated the one on the right. i wouldn't give spare change to the one on the left.
Quote from: NAKID on June 18, 2008, 04:09:05 PM
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what pic? who me? huh? i didn't do it, honest! :o
I wonder when the contract terms are due? [evil]
Quote from: bobspapa on June 17, 2008, 11:43:35 AM
(http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/upload/2007/03/winehousecut706_544x600.jpg)
The girl on the right has a tat on lower arm that amy does not.
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 12:24:56 PM
The girl on the right has a tat on lower arm that amy does not.
this one? it's reversed
(http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/amy-winehouse-overdose.jpg)
I stand corrected, thanks.
What a waste of a life. :(
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 12:38:33 PM
I stand corrected, thanks.
What a waste of a life. :(
aye.
Try to make me eat a burger,
I say no, no, no!
She needs the super size meal.
Quote from: Dana on June 19, 2008, 03:38:27 PM
Try to make me eat a burger,
I say no, no, no!
[laugh] [laugh]
everyone add a stanza
They said I should take a shower,
and i said no.. no..no...
They try to make me brush my hair
and I said no... no... no...
They try to make me see the dentist
and I said no... no... no...
They try to get me to break up with my dealer
I say no no no
They try to make me take a shower,
and I say no, no, no!
Quote from: Dana on June 20, 2008, 04:48:18 PM
They try to make me take a shower,
and I say no, no, no!
derby
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5052.msg82819#msg82819
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 20, 2008, 05:42:26 PM
derby
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5052.msg82819#msg82819
Maybe that was the chorus? ;)
You know, I had that verse in my head all day...and being how I'm not smart enough to come up with something witty like that, I should have known to proof the thread again.
Can you give me another one to sing in the shower?
Thanks!
Dana
The Burger Song
Try to make me eat a burger, I say no, no, no!
I look like I'm whacked but when i come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and compared to a scarecrow, I looks fine
He's tried to make me take a shower but i won't go go go
I'd rather be at home with ray
Snortin' a dozen lines a day
Coz there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That i can't learn from mr hathaway
Didn't get lucky at class
Cause my missing teeth make me look like ass
They try to make me see the dentist and I said no... no... no...
I smell of asscrack but when i come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the sense and if my daddy thinks I should rinse
He's tried to make me shower but i won't go go go
The man said 'what do you think you are'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my hair
so I always keep a box of extensions near'
He said 'I just think youre diseased,
kiss me there baby and wish you were queer'
They try to make me brush my hair and I said no... no... no...
I smell of asscrack but when i come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I smell fine
He's tried to make me shower but i won't go go go
I don't ever wanna stink again
I just ooh i just need to be hosed (down)
I'm not gonna spend ten bucks
buying soap or shampoo..
It's not just my size
It's just these tits have dried
They try to get me to break up with my dealer. I say no no no