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Title: fun with speech
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 08:53:41 AM
i have decided that because i'm bored, i am tired of my job, and i just want to screw with people i'm going to start randomly changing the inflection of my sentences. some will end up, unless it's a question. some will end down. some will have the inflection at the beginning of the sentence, others will be in the middle as if i'm trying to stress a particular word. that word will most likely be an article and i will try hard to avoid doing that on adjectives.

it will keep my brain occupied for a while until i realize i'm too lazy to keep it up.



other suggestions are "talk like james hetfield day" or "talk like bob dylan sings day"


feel free to come up with your own and post the results.
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: Grampa on June 17, 2008, 08:58:31 AM
how about.... walk around the office like Angus Young day?
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 09:27:21 AM
that could be fun too

in that manner of thining i offer "stand like glen danzig day"


how about talk like macy gray sings day
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: Grampa on June 17, 2008, 09:29:05 AM
(http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/Danzig.jpg)
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: Grampa on June 17, 2008, 09:33:32 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 09:27:21 AM



how about talk like macy gray sings day

I'd punch you in the neck after 2 seconds
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 17, 2008, 09:33:32 AM
I'd punch you in the neck after 2 seconds

that's kinda that point of that one.
she is another person who's voice makes me want to cause harm to things and people around me
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: B.Rock on June 17, 2008, 09:56:50 AM
Well, assuming drink like Keith Moon day is out, I'd consider dressing like an Orthodox Jew.
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: DCXCV on June 17, 2008, 10:02:06 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 08:53:41 AM
i have decided that because i'm bored, i am tired of my job, and i just want to screw with people i'm going to start randomly changing the inflection of my sentences. some will end up, unless it's a question. some will end down. some will have the inflection at the beginning of the sentence, others will be in the middle as if i'm trying to stress a particular word. that word will most likely be an article and i will try hard to avoid doing that on adjectives.
This is also known as "The David Caruso School of Acting".  Be sure to take off or put on your sunglasses at the appropriate dramatic moment.


Refer to yourself in the third person day?
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 10:31:15 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on June 17, 2008, 10:02:06 AM
This is also known as "The David Caruso School of Acting".  Be sure to take off or put on your sunglasses at the appropriate dramatic moment.


Refer to yourself in the third person day?

KnightofNi agrees with your idea. He thinks it is spledid and will do this as well as adding 'The' in front of his name at important times.

The KnightofNi is going to go do some work now.
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: ODrides on June 17, 2008, 11:02:02 AM
Talk like the GPS lady is fun.  "I'm head ed too lunch.  Baa kin a bit.  Recalculating."
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: TiNi on June 17, 2008, 12:39:05 PM
you guys are very creative  ;) [thumbsup]


Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: Rameses on June 17, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 10:31:15 AM
KnightofNi agrees with your idea. He thinks it is spledid and will do this as well as adding 'The' in front of his name at important times.

The KnightofNi is going to go do some work now.



You could refer to that as "The the ron Day".


the Rameses  [roll]
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: B.Rock on June 17, 2008, 01:32:35 PM
Bob Dole day?
Bob Dole wants to know where Bob Dole's peanut butter is.
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 02:25:14 PM
Quote from: B.Rock on June 17, 2008, 01:32:35 PM
Bob Dole day?
Bob Dole wants to know where Bob Dole's peanut butter is.

someone find the family guy clip with bob dole for me please. i cna't go there at work.


bob dole. bob dole, bob dole bob dole!
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: Rameses on June 17, 2008, 03:45:16 PM
I can't find the Family Guy clip, but here's the one from SNL that B.Rock was talking about.

:)


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1668159891980120611&q=bob+dole+real+world&ei=-z1YSIPkJIGqrQKI4dnpDg&hl=en
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: Rameses on June 17, 2008, 03:47:57 PM
Scratch that.

Got it.


http://www.mypartypost.com/watchflashbig/5972/Family_Guy-_Bob_Dole
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: B.Rock on June 17, 2008, 05:13:04 PM
Quote from: Rameses on June 17, 2008, 03:45:16 PM
I can't find the Family Guy clip, but here's the one from SNL that B.Rock was talking about.

:)


You're the man.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on June 17, 2008, 05:50:58 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 08:53:41 AM
i have decided that because i'm bored, i am tired of my job, and i just want to screw with people i'm going to start randomly changing the inflection of my sentences. some will end up, unless it's a question. some will end down. some will have the inflection at the beginning of the sentence, others will be in the middle as if i'm trying to stress a particular word. that word will most likely be an article and i will try hard to avoid doing that on adjectives.

it will keep my brain occupied for a while until i realize i'm too lazy to keep it up.



other suggestions are "talk like james hetfield day" or "talk like bob dylan sings day"


feel free to come up with your own and post the results.

Korean's emphasize the middle syllable.. so something like Scorpio becomes scorPIo. :D
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2008, 08:58:45 AM
ooo, speaking in the cadence of another language is good too.

or just changing your cadence, like when someone gives you a phone number and they pause in the wrong spot ands it throws you completely off.


i rerred to myself in the 3rd person this morn and confused my boss. he thought something was seriously wrong with me. this afternoon i will refer to The Travis
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: johnster on June 18, 2008, 12:30:10 PM
I always liked the "Talk like The Safety Dance" routine... Observe:

co-worker - Do you want to go to lunch?

you, singing - Go to lunch if you want to, you can leave your work behind, etc etc...


friend - Should I dump my girlfriend?

you, singing - Dump your girl if you want to, you can leave that girl behind, etc etc...



friend - I'm gonna punch you in the face if you keep singing Safety Dance in response to every statement!!

you, singing once again - Punch my face if you want to, you can, well, you get the idea...  ;D
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: TiNi on June 18, 2008, 12:58:54 PM
Quote from: Johnster on June 18, 2008, 12:30:10 PM
I always liked the "Talk like The Safety Dance" routine... Observe:

co-worker - Do you want to go to lunch?

you, singing - Go to lunch if you want to, you can leave your work behind, etc etc...


friend - Should I dump my girlfriend?

you, singing - Dump your girl if you want to, you can leave that girl behind, etc etc...



friend - I'm gonna punch you in the face if you keep singing Safety Dance in response to every statement!!

you, singing once again - Punch my face if you want to, you can, well, you get the idea...  ;D


lmao  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2008, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Johnster on June 18, 2008, 12:30:10 PM
I always liked the "Talk like The Safety Dance" routine... Observe:



wasn't there a skit on conan o'brien where the guy did that all the time?
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: Rameses on June 18, 2008, 02:23:28 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 18, 2008, 02:10:39 PM
wasn't there a skit on conan o'brien where the guy did that all the time?

[thumbsup]



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4385227081411234918&q=men+without+hats+conversation&ei=gnxZSOvlKIa-qALg643wDg&hl=en
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: johnster on June 19, 2008, 05:00:32 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 18, 2008, 02:10:39 PM
wasn't there a skit on conan o'brien where the guy did that all the time?

Damn, ya got me!!   :-X

I coulda swore it was from some old commercial, but I stand corrected!!
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: eyeboy on June 19, 2008, 08:31:11 AM
Quote from: roy-nexus-6 on June 17, 2008, 05:50:58 PM
Korean's emphasize the middle syllable.. so something like Scorpio becomes scorPIo. :D

lol, so do the italians... well, maybe not the middle....

i am having a great insult-sling with a friend in dutch (which i don't speak) and he is throwing italian back (which he doesn't speak)

thanks babel-fish!

it doesn't translate into 'bob dole' though.  :'(
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: tonyj311 on June 19, 2008, 10:31:28 AM
what about avoiding words that are required in everyday conversation and replacing them with something from the Thesaurus? You know- kinda like drink, drank, drunk- you have to say consume, ingested, etc..
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: eyeboy on June 19, 2008, 11:14:22 AM
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on June 19, 2008, 10:31:28 AM
what about avoiding words that are required in everyday conversation and replacing them with something from the Thesaurus? You know- kinda like drink, drank, drunk- you have to say consume, ingested, etc..

intoximacated!!
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: BWClark on June 19, 2008, 09:13:33 PM
Original it is not, but talk like Yoda, you could...
Title: Re: fun with speech
Post by: tommys67 on June 19, 2008, 09:35:22 PM
Two quick ideas...

1 - Canacter.  It's not a word, but used in a sentence incongruously leads to a mild pause in the conversation that's Oh, so funny.  Example..."Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my keys or the canacter this morning."

2 - Nachos.  This is juvenile.  At the end of a co-workers long and arduous sentence, just ask "Nachos?"  Will give everyone a 6 second delay to regroup their thoughts.