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Title: How to troll a dating website
Post by: ducatiz on July 19, 2011, 05:23:54 AM
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=19567&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website (http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=19567&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website)

I am still choking from laughing so much


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: WarrenJ on July 19, 2011, 05:28:44 AM
Thats some flattering portraiture right there!


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: pennyrobber on July 19, 2011, 05:47:01 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 19, 2011, 06:54:53 AM
 [laugh]

yep... there goes my coffee....   :P



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Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: spolic on July 19, 2011, 07:09:56 AM
that's some good stuff


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: ManaloEA on July 19, 2011, 07:10:38 AM
All I can say is... WOW!!!     [laugh] [laugh] [clap]


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: elyse on July 19, 2011, 07:38:05 AM
that is just sooo wrong!!

funny....

but wrong lol  [laugh]


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: Bick on July 19, 2011, 09:22:04 AM
That's where Cyrus has been?!

 [thumbsup]

 ;D


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: Grappa on July 19, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
Sorry, I think it's unnecessarily rude.   [thumbsdown]


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: El Matador on July 19, 2011, 10:54:10 AM
Sorry, I think it's unnecessarily rude.   [thumbsdown]

It's ok, ugly people don't have feelings.  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: RAT900 on July 19, 2011, 11:15:28 AM
The fellow has a dark gift for capturing and accentuating the essence

of the targeted individuals' weaker features and/or visual context

it is evil stuff and he is likely burdened with an eye

that makes the worst of what he sees in life


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: SacDuc on July 19, 2011, 11:18:37 AM


That is strange hobby to give up sex for. 

sac


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: ducatiz on July 19, 2011, 11:53:29 AM
He's just doing caricatures.

People on the street in SanFran charge good money for that.

If you put your pic on the web, then you open yourself to it.  That's just life.

And not all of the women in the pics were unattractive, but he definitely did make light of all of them.

 


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: RAT900 on July 19, 2011, 12:03:19 PM
yes and in days of yore, accurate portraiture of the nobility could have devastating consequences

if the artist's eye was less than esthetically charitable with the subject matter at hand  :)

all humans are like unfolding flowers....blossoming......

unique,,,like precious snowflakes

at least in my world


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: Howie on July 19, 2011, 12:53:55 PM
That's where Cyrus has been?!

 [thumbsup]

 ;D

Beat me to it.


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: elyse on July 19, 2011, 01:14:06 PM
i like rat900 :) he's very poetic

but about the drawings... to me, it was just funny. the intent was for a laugh & sometimes that means poking fun at others. don rickles, lisa lampanelli & a million other comedians that's what they do, they poke fun & make others laugh... i laughed & many others laughed. for those that didn't it's all part of their own personal taste & that's fine. that's what makes people & the freedom of thought so great

now back to your regularly scheduled programming  ;D


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: herm on July 19, 2011, 01:20:14 PM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: RAT900 on July 19, 2011, 01:23:26 PM
why thank you dear heart,,,that was kind...

but in real life.... all snowflakes and blossoms aside

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters

in that there is a strong likelihood something nasty's going to come out of them aimed at you

and you probably won't be happy with whatever is produced  :)


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: lethe on July 19, 2011, 01:24:47 PM
why thank you dear heart,,,that was kind...

but in real life.... all snowflakes and blossoms aside

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters

in that there is a strong likelihood something nasty's going to come out of them aimed at you

and you probably won't be happy with whatever is produced  :)
but they sure sound amusing


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: RAT900 on July 19, 2011, 01:27:09 PM
from the upwind vantage point


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: elyse on July 19, 2011, 01:29:15 PM
why thank you dear heart,,,that was kind...

but in real life.... all snowflakes and blossoms aside

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters

in that there is a strong likelihood something nasty's going to come out of them aimed at you

and you probably won't be happy with whatever is produced  :)

& even that was poetic  [laugh]


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: mitt on July 19, 2011, 01:33:04 PM
why thank you dear heart,,,that was kind...

but in real life.... all snowflakes and blossoms aside

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters

in that there is a strong likelihood something nasty's going to come out of them aimed at you

and you probably won't be happy with whatever is produced  :)


You don't have walking talking dilated sphincter trademarked or copyrighted do you?  I would like to use it in my office conversations tomorrow if that is OK  [thumbsup]


 [laugh]   [laugh]

mitt


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: lethe on July 19, 2011, 01:34:44 PM

You don't have walking talking dilated sphincter trademarked or copyrighted do you?  I would like to use it in my office conversations tomorrow if that is OK  [thumbsup]


 [laugh]   [laugh]

mitt
that would be a hell of a fun to listen to courtroom battle if he did sue you for the use of it


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: RAT900 on July 19, 2011, 01:37:57 PM
nope it is public domain...go for it

I did once consider a tale about a monster named Rectuma

a giant asshole that ran amok in NYC lowering the quality of life in whatever tavern it attacked

but it just seemed too autobiographical


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: Speedbag on July 19, 2011, 01:48:15 PM
Thanks for the new sig, Rat.  ;D


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: ducatiz on July 19, 2011, 01:58:32 PM
i like rat900 :) he's very poetic

but about the drawings... to me, it was just funny. the intent was for a laugh & sometimes that means poking fun at others. don rickles, lisa lampanelli & a million other comedians that's what they do, they poke fun & make others laugh... i laughed & many others laughed. for those that didn't it's all part of their own personal taste & that's fine. that's what makes people & the freedom of thought so great

now back to your regularly scheduled programming  ;D

goddam, you are a level headed lady...


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: ducatiz on July 19, 2011, 01:59:18 PM
nope it is public domain...go for it

I did once consider a tale about a monster named Rectuma

a giant asshole that ran amok in NYC lowering the quality of life in whatever tavern it attacked

but it just seemed too autobiographical

i know that guy


Title: Re: How to troll a dating website
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 19, 2011, 02:19:51 PM
Thanks for the new sig, Rat.  ;D


Beat me too it...  >:(


;D




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