do your best Vogon imitation...or your worst in this case...
there was some good inspiration here-> http://rwdaily.runnersworld.com/2011/08/chafing-is-red-frostbite-is-blue.html?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-RunnersWorld-_-Content-Blog-_-RWDailyPoem (http://rwdaily.runnersworld.com/2011/08/chafing-is-red-frostbite-is-blue.html?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-RunnersWorld-_-Content-Blog-_-RWDailyPoem)
anyways...
roses are red
violets are blue
I suck at this
and you can too!
and BTW....I can not take credit for this, as dolci pointed it out to me this morning....
she'll swoon with pride and love
Oh Darling, My Love
My Life, oh darling dear
Finish scrubbing the make the beast with two backsing floor
and bring me my beer
Here's a haiku I found on the web.
Summer calls to me
Come ride your motorcycle
Live without your cage
I found you quite stunning
after much beer
I now find you frightening
as day-break draws near
I do semi-weekly submissions to a writing group. We all critique each other's work. Sometimes I write things just to irritate them. This is one of those things.
(If we do a "bad prose" thread, I have one of those as well. It's comically terrible.)
An Ode to Cement
Oh cement
You keep things together
When they'd otherwise be apart
You keep them forever
The gooey glue that glues
And I think it's quite fun
That you're the thing that makes
Lots of industry run
Asphalt is black
But it's messy and boring
But cement is clean and gray
And easier for storing
When the Romans went building
They didn't use wood
Because if they'd done that
Stay for the ages things would not have could
Some say you're harsh
And make the world boring and gray
But I know you're not
You make the world an exciting place to play
I went on my driveway today
And cleaned up my driveway
And thought about cement
You're so good I should call it my my-way
Zarn02 you are the man
bestest worst poet in all da land
Quote from: RAT900 on August 19, 2011, 01:33:26 AM
I found you quite stunning
after much beer
I now find you frightening
as day-break draws near
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I only opened this thread
to see what Rat typed.
I knew it would be great
since his prose is much hyped.