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Title: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: zarn02 on August 30, 2011, 09:08:22 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14114555 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14114555)

‎"Body tissue is dissolved and the liquid poured into the municipal water system."

And then later, on the very same page:

"Once they see the unit running, see the process and how dignified, respectful, quiet and quick it is, they will help to push through legislative change in the UK."

Nothing says "dignified and respectful" like juicing grandma and pouring her down the drain. :P
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Bick on August 30, 2011, 09:29:57 AM
Why was this my first thought?
soylent green - the scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edQNjJZFdLU&feature=watch_response#)

Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Slide Panda on August 30, 2011, 09:33:12 AM
It was my first thought too...

Followed up by the dialogue from The Matrix about how the dead are recycled and fed to the living at the power stations.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Grampa on August 30, 2011, 09:35:25 AM
I came back as a smoothie.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Buckethead on August 30, 2011, 10:47:09 AM
See, this...

Quote from: zarn02 on August 30, 2011, 09:08:22 AM
‎"Body tissue is dissolved and the liquid poured into the municipal water system."

just makes me think of this...

(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4029/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4029R-262407.jpg)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Artful on August 30, 2011, 11:35:18 AM
Without getting political or religious, as an atheist I don't care if they grind up my body and shoot me out as confetti over Times Square.

This makes sense. Using up valuable land to bury a hunk of rotting flesh in a $8000 box under a $2500 stone is absurd in my opinion. I have asked my family to send me off with a viking funeral just so I don't take up space and I go out in a blaze of glory.

If the idea of dead folks getting into the public water supply creeps you out, hate to ruin your day but groundwater filters through cemeteries too. As long as all biological waste and bacteria are destroyed, sign me up.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: swampduc on August 30, 2011, 11:40:50 AM
Quote from: Artful on August 30, 2011, 11:35:18 AM
Without getting political or religious, as an atheist I don't care if they grind up my body and shoot me out as confetti over Times Square.

This makes sense. Using up valuable land to bury a hunk of rotting flesh in a $8000 box under a $2500 stone is absurd in my opinion. I have asked my family to send me off with a viking funeral just so I don't take up space and I go out in a blaze of glory.
Yeah, i'd prefer the Viking funeral as well. I've already told my fiancée that I want to be roped to my 996, set on fire, and pushed over a cliff  ;)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: KnightofNi on August 30, 2011, 11:50:43 AM
Quote from: Artful on August 30, 2011, 11:35:18 AM
Without getting political or religious, as an atheist I don't care if they grind up my body and shoot me out as confetti over Times Square.

This makes sense. Using up valuable land to bury a hunk of rotting flesh in a $8000 box under a $2500 stone is absurd in my opinion. I have asked my family to send me off with a viking funeral just so I don't take up space and I go out in a blaze of glory.

If the idea of dead folks getting into the public water supply creeps you out, hate to ruin your day but groundwater filters through cemeteries too. As long as all biological waste and bacteria are destroyed, sign me up.

agreed.

i have also demanded a viking funeral for a very long time as well.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 30, 2011, 11:57:07 AM
I like this option:

http://naturalburial.coop/ (http://naturalburial.coop/)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Speedbag on August 30, 2011, 12:02:16 PM
Another vote for the Viking funeral.

Much more kickass, plus all the other less important benefits.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on August 30, 2011, 12:16:50 PM
I was very upset when I first went to Italy and saw that cemeteries are not, in fact, bicycle parking lots.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Triple J on August 30, 2011, 12:56:14 PM
Quote from: Artful on August 30, 2011, 11:35:18 AM
Without getting political or religious, as an atheist I don't care if they grind up my body and shoot me out as confetti over Times Square.

This makes sense. Using up valuable land to bury a hunk of rotting flesh in a $8000 box under a $2500 stone is absurd in my opinion. I have asked my family to send me off with a viking funeral just so I don't take up space and I go out in a blaze of glory.

If the idea of dead folks getting into the public water supply creeps you out, hate to ruin your day but groundwater filters through cemeteries too. As long as all biological waste and bacteria are destroyed, sign me up.

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: sugarcrook on August 30, 2011, 01:05:59 PM
They should use the goo as an additive to a new energy drink. 
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: zarn02 on August 30, 2011, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: Artful on August 30, 2011, 11:35:18 AM
If the idea of dead folks getting into the public water supply creeps you out, hate to ruin your day but groundwater filters through cemeteries too. As long as all biological waste and bacteria are destroyed, sign me up.

I realize this, and I wouldn't say I'm creeped out by the fact. However, "dignified" simply isn't the adjective I'd use to describe it.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Bick on August 30, 2011, 01:14:19 PM
Quote from: sugarcrook on August 30, 2011, 01:05:59 PM
They should use the goo as an additive to a new energy drink.  

IT'S PEOPLE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE#)

Yummy! [roll]

[puke]

Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: DesmoDiva on August 30, 2011, 03:41:01 PM
Not sure why I even clicked on this thread.   [bang] [puke]


I am to be cremated and ashes thrown into the wind on the peak of Camel's Hump in VT. 
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on August 31, 2011, 01:12:29 PM
Can you ferment the grandma juice?
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 31, 2011, 01:15:51 PM
Didn't Keith Richards smoke his dad?
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on August 31, 2011, 01:27:14 PM
or shot him up or snorted him....

probably all of the above
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: zooom on August 31, 2011, 01:36:16 PM
as much as I like the idea of viking funeral...I thought the idea of being cremated into a certified diamond was pretty durned creative as well

http://www.lifegem.com/ (http://www.lifegem.com/)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Mother on August 31, 2011, 03:03:26 PM
Quote from: zooom on August 31, 2011, 01:36:16 PM
as much as I like the idea of viking funeral...I thought the idea of being cremated into a certified diamond was pretty durned creative as well

http://www.lifegem.com/ (http://www.lifegem.com/)

That's make the beast with two backsed up
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 31, 2011, 04:50:43 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Meerkat on August 31, 2011, 05:22:59 PM
First heard about the liquid person extract when I read "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" by Mary Roach:

http://www.maryroach.net/stiff.html (http://www.maryroach.net/stiff.html)
(http://www.maryroach.net/images/books/Stiff-cover.jpg)

On a side note for those of you interested in cremation...it's not good for the environment: a good bit of mercury is vaporized into the air even if you don't have any feelings in your teeth. ;D
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Speedbag on August 31, 2011, 05:55:18 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on August 31, 2011, 01:12:29 PM
Can you ferment the grandma juice?

Ewww....

Wonder what it would smell like.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: zarn02 on August 31, 2011, 09:57:13 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on August 31, 2011, 05:55:18 PM
Ewww....

Wonder what it would smell like.

José Cuervo.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: brimo on September 01, 2011, 12:30:07 AM
The Tibetan sky burial is a "green" option. (caution content contains icky pictures)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Mother on September 01, 2011, 02:45:52 AM
Quote from: Dr. Phil on August 31, 2011, 04:50:43 PM
Why?

within a web page

and

a gimmick

you (the existential individual) have been reduced to a

"Carbon Source"

that's make the beast with two backsed up
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Speedbag on September 01, 2011, 04:24:43 AM
Dude, we ARE carbon sources....
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
Quote from: brimo on September 01, 2011, 12:30:07 AM
The Tibetan sky burial is a "green" option. (caution content contains icky pictures)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial)

Kind of like a NJ Route 287 Roadkill deer sky burial
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: KnightofNi on September 01, 2011, 06:55:53 AM
Quote from: brimo on September 01, 2011, 12:30:07 AM
The Tibetan sky burial is a "green" option. (caution content contains icky pictures)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial)

i saw something about this a while back on tv. seems pretty cool, but must be a bit odd for the family.
guess tha'ts why the family doens't stick around eh?
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: AJ on September 01, 2011, 07:36:39 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
Kind of like a NJ Route 287 Roadkill deer sky burial

[laugh]
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 07:39:00 AM
Quote from: King Tut on September 01, 2011, 06:55:53 AM
i saw something about this a while back on tv. seems pretty cool, but must be a bit odd for the family.
guess tha'ts why the family doens't stick around eh?

its nauseating.  i can imagine it is "environmentally friendly" but (i understand that) the historical reason for doing it is that the soil in Tibet is so rocky, they can't easily bury people. 
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 08:21:36 AM
Well I realize it matters very little after the fact

but from a personal vanity perspective I would hate to think my mortal remains

were rendered into something like buzzard shit
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: zooom on September 01, 2011, 08:30:15 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 08:21:36 AM
Well I realize it matters very little after the fact

but from a personal vanity perspective I would hate to think my mortal remains

were rendered into something like buzzard shit

so you should get yourself rendered into a diamond and leave yourself to your ex wife....imagine it...she'll want the diamond...and to wear and show it off....but she'll have to deal with you on her finger!
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 08:47:08 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 08:21:36 AM
Well I realize it matters very little after the fact

but from a personal vanity perspective I would hate to think my mortal remains

were rendered into something like buzzard shit

instead, you are put into a box and rendered into worm and beetle shit..

progress>?
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Speedbag on September 01, 2011, 08:55:55 AM
Quote from: zooom on September 01, 2011, 08:30:15 AM
so you should get yourself rendered into a diamond and leave yourself to your ex wife....imagine it...she'll want the diamond...and to wear and show it off....but she'll have to deal with you on her finger!

Interesting...
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: triangleforge on September 01, 2011, 10:29:27 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 08:47:08 AM
instead, you are put into a box and rendered into worm and beetle shit..

progress>?

Since I've taken to telling door-to-door missionaries of all flavors that I'm a Zoroastrian (mostly for the wonderful, befuddled look that crosses their faces), I've started to think that the whole sky burial thing (though the Zoroastrians did it in a constructed "Tower of Silence") makes more and more sense. Not that I have anything against worms, but I can't say I'd mind getting turned for a little while into muscles, bones, feathers, energy & excrement that get to ride on thermals and survey the world below from thousands of feet in the air.

That said, I've told those who care that my preference is cremation, and then let my ashes take one last trip down the Deschutes River.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 11:00:00 AM
Call me old fashioned and wasteful but I want a grave marker just like my ancestors....

maybe an oak tree using me for fertilizer

so someday years from now some descendent

can do what I did and track down the marker look at it and say

What in the name of make the beast with two backs-all were you thinking?
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 11:04:16 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on September 01, 2011, 10:29:27 AM
Since I've taken to telling door-to-door missionaries of all flavors that I'm a Zoroastrian (mostly for the wonderful, befuddled look that crosses their faces), I've started to think that the whole sky burial thing (though the Zoroastrians did it in a constructed "Tower of Silence") makes more and more sense. Not that I have anything against worms, but I can't say I'd mind getting turned for a little while into muscles, bones, feathers, energy & excrement that get to ride on thermals and survey the world below from thousands of feet in the air.

That said, I've told those who care that my preference is cremation, and then let my ashes take one last trip down the Deschutes River.

Cremation - Deschutes River

Sky Burial - poop chute river
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 12:01:54 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 08:47:08 AM
instead, you are put into a box and rendered into worm and beetle shit..

progress>?


Is it true that you have a Sky Burial stipulation in your will to be placed

in the open, on the roof of your favorite IKEA building

on one of their prize platform bed frames

and be fed to the pigeons?
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 12:04:17 PM
LOL

no, i am going to be reprocessed into women's underwear.


(let the jokes fly)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 12:15:37 PM
Depends for seniors..... ;D
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 12:39:12 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 12:15:37 PM
Depends for seniors..... ;D

[puke]
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 12:39:12 PM
[puke]

oh come on you'd love it tucked away up there....

you could count the number of rings and tell how old they were
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Buckethead on September 01, 2011, 01:41:52 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
oh come on you'd love it tucked away up there....

you could count the number of rings and tell how old they were

You, sir, are a hilariously evil sonofapregnant dog.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: zooom on September 01, 2011, 01:48:25 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
oh come on you'd love it tucked away up there....

you could count the number of rings and tell how old they were

or someone else can pick the scabs and he can watch and feel the puss run!
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
now that was RAW
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on September 01, 2011, 02:00:46 PM
No, notice I said "underwear" not "diapers."

They aren't the same thing.

Of course, I am thinking about some particular ladies that I would like to be "supportive" of, but I'll keep that to myself.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Speedbag on September 01, 2011, 02:04:29 PM
Damn, that's funny.  [laugh]

Quote from: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 11:00:00 AM
Call me old fashioned and wasteful but I want a grave marker just like my ancestors....


Better yet a giant statue of yourself sorta like the one of Jesus down in Rio. Only holding a massive sword. With a tiger on one side and a scantily clad babe holding you around the waist on the other looking up at you in awe. That's it though, wouldn't want it to get tacky or anything.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 01, 2011, 02:38:40 PM
Something along these lines maybe....in Florentine Marble

I think it is pretty modest,,,,tasteful and gets the lifetime message across

(http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo317/kansastigger/Barbarian.jpg)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: Speedbag on September 01, 2011, 04:02:39 PM
Pic no worky.

Was it something like this:

(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/tombstone.jpg)
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: brimo on September 01, 2011, 07:31:41 PM

I do like the idea of being liquefied, makes my body a solution instead of a problem.
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: RAT900 on September 02, 2011, 04:54:40 AM
Quote from: brimo on September 01, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
I do like the idea of being liquefied, makes my body a solution instead of a problem.
[laugh] [clap] [laugh] excellent play!
Title: Re: Liquefying and composting the dead...
Post by: ducatiz on September 02, 2011, 05:26:57 AM
Quote from: brimo on September 01, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
I do like the idea of being liquefied, makes my body a solution instead of a problem.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]