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Title: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on August 31, 2011, 06:30:55 PM In these dark times you can never be too prepared.
Thought I saw a zombie today, turned out to just be a crackhead walking through East Baltimore but I figure better safe than sorry. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/theartfuldubber/IMG_20110831_212808.jpg) Couple of friends had some trees fall in the hurricane, off to the rescue. Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: AJ on August 31, 2011, 06:41:27 PM [laugh]
Awesome! Next thing you need is a scabbard [laugh] Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on August 31, 2011, 06:44:28 PM But with a scabbard how am I going to discourage tailgaters?
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: AJ on August 31, 2011, 06:56:13 PM ^^ totally.
The scabbard would be *in addition* chain saw + shotgun in scabbard = twice the zombie protection! [thumbsup] Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: teddy037.3 on August 31, 2011, 07:01:37 PM wow, this is creepy. at work I was just talking to an apprentice about outfitting one's ducati for the zombie apocalypse
:o Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Hank025 on August 31, 2011, 07:07:52 PM I was thinking I should get a good set of knobby tires ready to put on the Duc just in case.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Buckethead on August 31, 2011, 07:20:23 PM "The evil got into my hand. I had to cut it off."
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on August 31, 2011, 07:27:14 PM Groovy.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on September 01, 2011, 06:31:56 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/theartfuldubber/ZombieDeathSquad.jpg)
Holy hell best commute ever. Never got so many thumbs up and camera phone snaps. Guy on a Gixxer6 rode by me shaking his head laughing. Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: AJ on September 01, 2011, 06:54:37 AM [clap] [laugh]
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: $Lindz$ on September 01, 2011, 07:53:29 AM Haha oh man that rules so f*ckin hard.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: The ModFather on September 01, 2011, 08:13:47 AM that kicks ass!!! :o
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: trooper on September 01, 2011, 08:29:02 AM you mounted it in the wrong spot...it should be on the front forks so you can mow them down while riding [evil]
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on September 01, 2011, 08:30:33 AM you mounted it in the wrong spot...it should be on the front forks so you can mow them down while riding [evil] Oh believe me... I tried. There was just nowhere to mount it securely/safely/as safely as you can mount a chainsaw on a motorcycle. Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Autohag on September 01, 2011, 08:53:35 AM Here's your 15 minutes...
http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/09/the-zombie-apocalypse-special-edition-ducati-monster/ (http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/09/the-zombie-apocalypse-special-edition-ducati-monster/) Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on September 01, 2011, 08:55:38 AM Haha yeah I saw Wes posted it. I'll sign your chest next time we grab a beer.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Punx Clever on September 01, 2011, 10:03:14 AM Here's your 15 minutes... http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/09/the-zombie-apocalypse-special-edition-ducati-monster/ (http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/09/the-zombie-apocalypse-special-edition-ducati-monster/) Too bad he still hasn't given the forum it's 15 minutes of power rangers yet.... Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on September 01, 2011, 10:05:47 AM See... and everything was going so well..
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: uglyducky on September 01, 2011, 11:13:36 AM best thread ever. period.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Raux on September 01, 2011, 11:35:55 AM (http://zombieresearch.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/zombie-proof-house.jpg?w=549&h=729)
do you live here? http://zombieresearch.net/2011/04/27/zombie-proof-house-in-poland/ (http://zombieresearch.net/2011/04/27/zombie-proof-house-in-poland/) Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: cokey on September 01, 2011, 12:35:35 PM WANT... wonder how much it would be? Went to other link with more pics.. some things I would definitely add..
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Hellraising-vtec on September 01, 2011, 04:42:20 PM [laugh] Ted, that is just awesome. [clap]
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Buckethead on September 01, 2011, 04:59:02 PM some things I would definitely add.. Remote-operated flamethrower turrets at the corners. Drawbridge over a punji spike pit moat. What else am I missing? Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: thought on September 01, 2011, 07:54:21 PM this has to be spliced into the power rangers video somehow.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: ungeheuer on September 02, 2011, 04:48:05 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/theartfuldubber/ZombieDeathSquad.jpg) Good job in preserving your privacy too [thumbsup].Holy hell best commute ever. Never got so many thumbs up and camera phone snaps. Guy on a Gixxer6 rode by me shaking his head laughing. ...oh wait.... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/theartfuldubber/IMG_20110831_212808.jpg) Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Artful on September 02, 2011, 05:48:41 AM Good job in preserving your privacy too [thumbsup]. ...oh wait.... [laugh] The first picture I only posted here, the other one made its way around the web yesterday. I'm not that concerned either way. If someone comes to take the bike I have the chainsaw and a 12ga Benelli to convince them otherwise [thumbsup] Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: AJ on September 02, 2011, 06:33:19 AM this has to be spliced into the power rangers video somehow. +1Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Duc Buz on September 02, 2011, 07:00:57 AM Zombie tailgator make the beast with two backs off tool or as I call 'em Houston drivers.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: lawbreaker on September 02, 2011, 08:09:16 AM I cant stop thinking : ARMY OF DARKNESS [thumbsup]
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: wannabfast on September 02, 2011, 12:22:38 PM at least you know the guy behind you is paying attention to you [bacon]
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Witty Name Here on September 04, 2011, 09:46:02 PM Now that's a tail chop.
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: The ModFather on September 05, 2011, 08:52:28 AM Now that's a tail chop.
+1 [laugh] Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: duc996 on September 08, 2011, 05:18:00 AM F!@#$%^g awesome! [clap]
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: Grrrly on September 08, 2011, 12:22:12 PM kewl!!!! [evil]
Title: Re: How to Zombie-Proof your Monster Post by: speedknot on September 09, 2011, 09:43:32 PM That is so make the beast with two backsing bad ass. I'll bet the Italians never intended their bikes to be used like this.[laugh] Definitely gives new meaning to Monster.
Your new nick name will be Leatherface. [evil] |