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Title: Priority Targets
Post by: Mother on June 19, 2008, 12:29:51 PM
Knight: There will be no negotiations with this one
           He is to be shot on sight

Lethe: This one is to be kept alive for questioning
         
Spankee: This one is also to be shot on sight

Deb: A valuble resource attempt to capture at all costs

Standby for further target prioritization...


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: ryandalling on June 19, 2008, 08:25:37 PM
Aye Aye Cap'n


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: krolik on June 19, 2008, 09:31:58 PM
Cap'n?!?!

I didn't vote for him.

MUTINY!!!


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 08:56:08 AM
Knight: There will be no negotiations with this one
           He is to be shot on sight

Lethe: This one is to be kept alive for questioning
         
Spankee: This one is also to be shot on sight

Deb: A valuble resource attempt to capture at all costs

Standby for further target prioritization...

are you afraid to face me in single combat for leadership of the tribe, or controll of the conch, or whatever we are using to symbolize the omniscent power that comes with it?

Cap'n?!?!

I didn't vote for him.


MUTINY!!!
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you dont' vote for a captain. he was appointed by thelady of the lake...her arm clad in the finest shimmering semite.....and then he woke up and decided to cause trouble.



Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: krolik on June 23, 2008, 09:41:13 AM
What?!?!  Some farcical aquatic ceremony is no system for a basis of government.  Imagine if I called myself emperor if some moisent bint lobbed a scimitar at me. ;D


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: Mother on June 23, 2008, 11:44:10 AM
are you afraid to face me in single combat for leadership of the tribe, or controll of the conch, or whatever we are using to symbolize the omniscent power that comes with it?

hell yeah

you thing I'm crazy or something?

you have a penchant for sharp things



Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: lethe on June 25, 2008, 03:07:02 PM
Lethe: This one is to be kept alive for questioning
Yeah, keep me alive. That's a great idea.  [roll]


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: lauramonster on June 25, 2008, 04:41:12 PM
Questioning?  That boy talks so much, you'll have to kill him to shut him up!!!  I give you 15 minutes!


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: lethe on June 25, 2008, 11:41:20 PM
Questioning?  That boy talks so much, you'll have to kill him to shut him up!!!  I give you 15 minutes!
I have a lot of wisdom to pass on.


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on June 26, 2008, 05:53:03 AM
I have a lot of wisdom to pass on.

that will come out as utter annoyance, which is great for us, bad for them.


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: lauramonster on June 26, 2008, 12:30:18 PM
 [clap] [clap] [clap]


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on June 26, 2008, 01:24:00 PM
[clap] [clap] [clap]

pipe down turncoat  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: SPANKEE on July 02, 2008, 08:14:53 PM

         
Spankee: This one is also to be shot on sight




HUH??
go ahead. take your best shot Mother....
its the quiet ones you have to worry about :)


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: Mother on July 03, 2008, 12:42:53 AM

HUH??
go ahead. take your best shot Mother....
its the quiet ones you have to worry about :)

I know

thus you have to die first

sorry, no hard feelings

it's bidness



Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on July 03, 2008, 06:35:16 AM

HUH??
go ahead. take your best shot Mother....
its the quiet ones you have to worry about :)

see mom, you done gone and poked the bear.

now she's gonna have to rip your intestines out through your nostrils.



also, it's about time you stopped in spanks! [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: Mother on July 03, 2008, 06:57:32 AM
see mom, you done gone and poked the bear.

now she's gonna have to rip your intestines out through your nostrils.



also, it's about time you stopped in spanks! [thumbsup]

really all this started because we missed spankee


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on July 03, 2008, 07:38:06 AM
really all this started because we missed spankee

uh huh...sure it did.

it had nothing to do with the growler of stout you had that night.


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: lauramonster on July 06, 2008, 05:42:29 PM
*sniff *sniff  Stout??  You've got beer??  Can I have some (*Bat my eyelashes)?


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: krolik on August 04, 2008, 09:34:27 AM
I dunno, takin' out Knight might be hard, he's got infernal forces lookin' out for him. [evil]


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on August 05, 2008, 05:32:13 AM
I dunno, takin' out Knight might be hard, he's got infernal forces lookin' out for him. [evil]

that's right. i'm a protected man.



that and you'd be suprised what you can live through.... :-\


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: lethe on August 05, 2008, 04:54:06 PM
that's right. i'm a protected man.
Just as a nice reminder though, you are a month behind on your payment.


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on August 06, 2008, 05:44:15 AM
Just as a nice reminder though, you are a month behind on your payment.

you did a piss poor job the last time i entrusted anything to you. your services are no longer needed.

and the cat hans't been walking right since either.


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: Mother on August 08, 2008, 07:04:12 PM
that and you'd be suprised what you can live through.... :-\

yep, knight's like a cockroach



Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: Got Duc on August 12, 2008, 09:00:16 AM
/subscribe


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 09:24:29 AM
yep, knight's like a cockroach



i am not..i go out in the daylight from time to time.



Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: Mother on June 18, 2011, 02:07:02 AM
i am not..i go out in the daylight from time to time.



I've seen you in the daylight once

and that day

my wife was almost swallowed by the earth

you may be the anti christroach


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2011, 07:30:42 AM
I've seen you in the daylight once

and that day

my wife was almost swallowed by the earth

you may be the anti christroach

that wasn't daylight. it was raining or overcast the whole time.

and amazingly your wife is paler than i am.


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: krolik on June 18, 2011, 08:13:43 AM
that wasn't daylight. it was raining or overcast the whole time.

and amazingly your wife is paler than i am.

albino midget?


Just kidding!


Title: Re: Priority Targets
Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2011, 09:09:17 AM
albino midget?


Just kidding!

nah, her hair isn't white. she's not an albino


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