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Title: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: ducatiz on June 19, 2008, 02:53:21 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25265056/

I am not kidding.

(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/ap/22598532-91e7-41a4-89f1-2a1aa5fbe4d6.hmedium.jpg)
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 02:56:47 PM
Two smaller replica's would make great book ends [thumbsup]

I thought this was going to be a 311 thread  :-\
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: Rev. Millertime on June 19, 2008, 02:57:18 PM
Glad it's just a bronze statue... and not functional!   :o
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
"An enema is almost a symbol of our region."   :-X
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 02:58:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on June 19, 2008, 02:57:18 PM
Glad it's just a bronze statue... and not functional!   :o

A waterfall  [evil]
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: Sinister on June 19, 2008, 03:03:46 PM
DAMN.  You know those nurses GOTTA be into anal!!!  [laugh]
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: Grampa on June 19, 2008, 03:04:50 PM
Anatoliy DoucheBag
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: ducatiz on June 19, 2008, 03:16:57 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
"An enema is almost a symbol of our region."   :-X

VEE LOVE CLEAN ASSES!

Quote from: Sinister on June 19, 2008, 03:03:46 PM
DAMN.  You know those nurses GOTTA be into anal!!!  [laugh]

yes, as long as that means you take it, aqueously
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: zarn02 on June 19, 2008, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
"An enema is almost a symbol of our region."   :-X

"so, how would you describe your city?"

"well, have you ever had an enema?"

". . ."
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: ducatiz on June 19, 2008, 06:29:57 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on June 19, 2008, 05:04:08 PM
"so, how would you describe your city?"

"well, have you ever had an enema?"

". . ."

i think it means they think they are not full of shit?
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: slowpoke13 on June 19, 2008, 09:47:23 PM
the one on the right is kinda cute. Wonder if she makes house calls?
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: NAKID on June 19, 2008, 10:33:12 PM
Not sure if Sally would like that....
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: zarn02 on June 19, 2008, 11:38:45 PM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 19, 2008, 09:47:23 PM
the one on the right is kinda cute. Wonder if she makes house calls?

only if you want an enema.
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 05:59:11 AM
Ghandi was on to something......
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2008, 06:34:05 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 05:59:11 AM
Ghandi was on to something......

yes, he was "on" an enema nozzle...   [evil]
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 06:40:13 AM
On a related note, anyone remember the Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went to a ghetto hycolonic spa.  Big black guy was his colonic "therapist".  A classic moment in television...   [laugh]
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2008, 10:28:39 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 06:40:13 AM
On a related note, anyone remember the Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went to a ghetto hycolonic spa.  Big black guy was his colonic "therapist".  A classic moment in television...   [laugh]

what's the big deal?

if someone is washing out your rectum, does it really matter?

i mean, the last time i had a high colonic, it was a tiny korean chick.  didn't make a difference, she still wore elbow-length nitrile gloves and a face mask while pumping out my shit.

i lost 5 lbs that day.  and that was AFTER my morning dump. 

colonics =  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 20, 2008, 10:28:39 AM
what's the big deal?

if someone is washing out your rectum, does it really matter?

i mean, the last time i had a high colonic, it was a tiny korean chick.  didn't make a difference, she still wore elbow-length nitrile gloves and a face mask while pumping out my shit.

i lost 5 lbs that day.  and that was AFTER my morning dump. 

colonics =  [thumbsup]

Would you let a guy give you a foot massage?    [evil]  (Not that theres anything wrong with that....)
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on June 20, 2008, 12:46:33 PM
thats great!!  [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2008, 03:01:52 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
Would you let a guy give you a foot massage?    [evil]  (Not that theres anything wrong with that....)

of course, but if he offers to blow me he's getting a resounding "hell no, pregnant dog! i don't think so.. tch tch tch!"   [laugh]

and then i'll snap my fingers in a Z
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: powerhammer on June 20, 2008, 03:02:47 PM
http://enema.ytmnd.com/ (http://enema.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: ducatiz on June 20, 2008, 03:03:55 PM
Quote from: powerhammer on June 20, 2008, 03:02:47 PM
http://enema.ytmnd.com/ (http://enema.ytmnd.com/)
that was....  interesting...    :-\
Title: Re: The Monument to the Enema
Post by: powerhammer on June 20, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
relative, but not informative.

point well taken.

It's Friday!!  [drink]