Ducati Monster Forum

Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: ZLTFUL on June 20, 2008, 06:38:41 AM

Title: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: ZLTFUL on June 20, 2008, 06:38:41 AM
OK...so maybe I live in a cave.

Maybe the advancements in toaster technology have blew past me at supersonic speeds.

I was in the kitchen at work this morning grabbing myself a latte (we roll like that)...and i happen to glance at the toaster.

The thing has a specific setting for Pop Tarts!!! And it is even the Pop Tarts logo!!!!

This is the greatest thing since....well since Pop Tarts!
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Ash on June 20, 2008, 06:43:12 AM
that's brilliant    :D
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: motogpfan on June 20, 2008, 07:10:52 AM
whats a pop tart?
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 07:13:29 AM
I just recently bought a toaster that not only makes toast, but also has a piece on the side that will make sausage and eggs...just put some water in the bottom, crack an egg into this little round dish, turn it on and in two minutes you have a little homemade egg mcmuffin....best thing ever! [clap]
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Fresh Pants on June 20, 2008, 07:20:45 AM
Try some other brand of "toaster pastry" and see if it works for that too.  :D

I've never actually owned a toaster. I've always been partial to toaster ovens.
Speaking of which, my toaster oven is getting sort of long in the tooth (i.e. gross), and could probably use a replacement soon.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Smiling End on June 20, 2008, 07:46:28 AM
Quote from: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 07:13:29 AM
I just recently bought a toaster that not only makes toast, but also has a piece on the side that will make sausage and eggs...just put some water in the bottom, crack an egg into this little round dish, turn it on and in two minutes you have a little homemade egg mcmuffin....best thing ever! [clap]

I got that one too.  Love it!
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Le Pirate on June 20, 2008, 08:18:31 AM
Quote from: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 07:13:29 AM
I just recently bought a toaster that not only makes toast, but also has a piece on the side that will make sausage and eggs...just put some water in the bottom, crack an egg into this little round dish, turn it on and in two minutes you have a little homemade egg mcmuffin....best thing ever! [clap]

WTF? why did no one tell me about this before I bought my last toaster?  :'(
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 20, 2008, 08:30:03 AM
Quote from: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 07:13:29 AM
I just recently bought a toaster that not only makes toast, but also has a piece on the side that will make sausage and eggs...just put some water in the bottom, crack an egg into this little round dish, turn it on and in two minutes you have a little homemade egg mcmuffin....best thing ever! [clap]

that's amazing...however the only thing i can think of is that is going to be a pain to clean when it comes toaster cleaning time.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Smiling End on June 20, 2008, 08:36:08 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 20, 2008, 08:30:03 AM
that's amazing...however the only thing i can think of is that is going to be a pain to clean when it comes toaster cleaning time.

Nope not at all.  The one that I have, the little egg tray and the other breakfast sandwich bits are removable so you can easily clean them.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: gojira on June 20, 2008, 10:01:56 AM
Quote from: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 07:13:29 AM
I just recently bought a toaster that not only makes toast, but also has a piece on the side that will make sausage and eggs...just put some water in the bottom, crack an egg into this little round dish, turn it on and in two minutes you have a little homemade egg mcmuffin....best thing ever! [clap]

What's the make and model?

  [scratches onto shopping list]

Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: DanTheMan on June 20, 2008, 11:03:05 AM
i just wish they would make a toaster where my cheese and butter don't slide off the poptart.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Ash on June 20, 2008, 11:13:05 AM
Quote from: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 07:13:29 AM
I just recently bought a toaster that not only makes toast, but also has a piece on the side that will make sausage and eggs...just put some water in the bottom, crack an egg into this little round dish, turn it on and in two minutes you have a little homemade egg mcmuffin....best thing ever! [clap]

that made me think of the opening scene of chitty chitty bang bang.

when i watched that as a kid, it always made me hungry for breakfast   [laugh]
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 11:29:33 AM
Quote from: gojira on June 20, 2008, 10:01:56 AM
What's the make and model?

  [scratches onto shopping list]



http://www.amazon.com/Back-Basics-TEM500-Muffin-2-Slice/dp/B000B18P96
It's called the Back to Basics TEM500 Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: MrFryMoto on June 20, 2008, 12:27:13 PM
Quote from: Fresh Pants on June 20, 2008, 07:20:45 AM
Try some other brand of "toaster pastry" and see if it works for that too.  :D

I've never actually owned a toaster. I've always been partial to toaster ovens.
Speaking of which, my toaster oven is getting sort of long in the tooth (i.e. gross), and could probably use a replacement soon.
ditto  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: trenner on June 20, 2008, 12:30:07 PM
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/75341.asp?promo=50929 (http://www.hammacher.com/publish/75341.asp?promo=50929)

Hot Dog toaster.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Speedbag on June 20, 2008, 03:17:42 PM
Quote from: DaniD on June 20, 2008, 11:29:33 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Back-Basics-TEM500-Muffin-2-Slice/dp/B000B18P96
It's called the Back to Basics TEM500 Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher


Oh. My. God.

I am soooo there.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Ash on June 20, 2008, 04:11:28 PM
that is the ultimate lazy device
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: mstevens on June 20, 2008, 06:35:28 PM
About 11 years ago I was in the shower when my 2 year-old came in and said, "Dad, your Pop-Tart is hot."

"That's nice," I said, and continued showering.

He came back in mere seconds later and repeated "Your Pop-Tart is hot!"

"Thanks," I said. "I'll be there in a minute."

"Dad, it's real hot. You should go now."

So, drippy and cranky, especially since I don't even eat Pop-Tarts and didn't know why mine was hot, I huffed out to the kitchen.

There sat the toaster, with flames literally shooting out of it. They were, I kid you not, feet high. They were curling up around the cabinets. There was even a menacing roaring sound much like a blowtorch.

I stood there with my mouth agape for a moment, then threw my towel over the toaster, grabbed it and threw it out in the snow. Then I waved at the neighbor who had stopped to stare at this (I still feel apologetic to that poor lady) and went back to shower off the smoke smell.

For those who wonder: yes, it was a strawberry Pop-Tart. Perhaps the special setting on that toaster is for "blowtorch."
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Ash on June 21, 2008, 09:09:02 PM
looks like your neighbor got to see your pop tart too...
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: mstevens on June 22, 2008, 10:17:19 AM
Quote from: Ash on June 21, 2008, 09:09:02 PM
looks like your neighbor got to see your pop tart too...

It was the dead of winter, so not much of it.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Rev. Millertime on June 22, 2008, 12:20:46 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on June 20, 2008, 06:38:41 AM
OK...so maybe I live in a cave.

Maybe the advancements in toaster technology have blew past me at supersonic speeds.

I was in the kitchen at work this morning grabbing myself a latte (we roll like that)...and i happen to glance at the toaster.

The thing has a specific setting for Pop Tarts!!! And it is even the Pop Tarts logo!!!!

This is the greatest thing since....well since Pop Tarts!

I've had a toaster with a Pop Tart setting for about 7 years now. Yeah, I bought it just because of the pop tart setting.  ;D

It's junk!

Never did get my pop tarts warm enough!

Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Bun-bun on June 22, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 20, 2008, 08:30:03 AM
that's amazing...however the only thing i can think of is that is going to be a pain to clean when it comes toaster cleaning time.
You're supposed to clean these things?
D'oh!
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Speedbag on June 22, 2008, 02:53:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on June 22, 2008, 12:20:46 PM
I've had a toaster with a Pop Tart setting for about 7 years now. Yeah, I bought it just because of the pop tart setting.  ;D

It's junk!

Never did get my pop tarts warm enough!



Plus, a true Pop Tart aficionado will want to dial in their toaster to exactly suit their sophisticated tastes, and not rely on Big Brother's setting for the masses.  :)
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: FatguyRacer on June 22, 2008, 04:39:58 PM
I bought my first box of Go Tarts this weekend. I was eating them while i was riding.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: Ash on June 23, 2008, 06:25:39 AM
Quote from: mstevens on June 22, 2008, 10:17:19 AM
It was the dead of winter, so not much of it.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 09:46:59 AM
Quote from: Bun-bun on June 22, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
You're supposed to clean these things?
D'oh!

only once every few years.
Title: Re: Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!
Post by: eltristo on June 23, 2008, 09:52:17 AM
Quote from: Bun-bun on June 22, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
You're supposed to clean these things?
D'oh!
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 09:46:59 AM
only once every few years.
Or, only when the wife feels up to it.   [cheeky]